My cable and internet have been out for 3 days now!

[Porch Monkey]

Due to the storms we just had. Providers says it's due to where their servers location is, it's under water. I offered them a pump, they declined.LOL Fuck you mediacom!

[wasted ink]

Lulz I was wondering where you had been lately.

[Pop Da Hatch]

nice.

[darthvibrator]

are they going to offer you a discount?

[Porch Monkey]

OMG it's so bad I've started rewatching my dvd collection. LOLare they going to offer you a discount?

I wish, but I highly doubt it. Medicrooks are a bunch of greedy bastards that refuse to give anybody some compensation.

BTW I'm posting from my blackberry and it's slower than 56K !

[darthvibrator]

im guessing they are your only choice for a cable/internet provider?

[Porch Monkey]

I think I'll go outside and sit on my porch and stare at my neighbors until they call the cops or something.

[Porch Monkey]

Cheapest in my area for HD cable and 10Mb cable internet, yes.

[Toasted1]

OMG it's so bad I've started rewatching my dvd collection. LOL

I wish, but I highly doubt it. Medicrooks are a bunch of greedy bastards that refuse to give anybody some compensation.

BTW I'm posting from my blackberry and it's slower than 56K !

Have you tried hooking up your BB to your computer as a dial-up connection? I have a data plan at tmobile now but when I had sprint I could do it even without the extra data plan.

If anything order it and cancel when your line comes back up and just pay the difference for the time you had it.

I have done it several times from a day to a week :crap: slow but better than nothing.

[Porch Monkey]

I don't have a home phone.

[Toasted1]

No you attach your BB to your computer and use it as a USB dial-up modem or bluetooth if you prefer that way.

[90lac]

i use mediacom and im still up and running

[funkyab]

just make a data connection to your mobile phone..

Also,, how have you been jerkin it??

Anyone remember the south park episode where the internet dies????
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Porch Monkey]

i use mediacom and im still up and runningYeah but I bet your branch doesn't have their servers and generators right next to a river that happened to flood.
Also,, how have you been jerkin it??Thinking of your mom.

[Spider Monkey]

Why did they put their servers underwater?

[Porch Monkey]

Why did they put their servers underwater?
It rained a shit ton here, river overflowed and flooded. Their shit was RIGHT NEXT to the river bank.

[Spider Monkey]

It rained a shit ton here, river overflowed and flooded. Their shit was RIGHT NEXT to the river bank.

WTFRETARDEDPLACETOPUTSERVERS

[Porch Monkey]

You guys should all call and bitch at them.

[Spider Monkey]

Them: Hello?
ME: WTF did you put your servers next to a river that can flood form?
Them :fu:

[pl8er]

Them: Hello?
ME: WTF did you put your servers next to a river that can flood form?
Them :fu:

this = lols

ha ha ha

Someone was a thinker over at mediacom huh?

[Porch Monkey]

Dude they're brilliant!

[Porch Monkey]

1-888-847-6228

[Porch Monkey]

and on day 5, god said LET THERE BE PORN!


I got my internet back!

[Spider Monkey]

You should put it under water like the vendor did.

[Porch Monkey]

I have a brain.

[Spider Monkey]

They are professionals. They know what they are doing.

[Porch Monkey]

So they said.