How will you die?

[pl8er]

Statistical? This is how you will die (if you live in the United States)

Deaths and Mortality
(Data are for the U.S.)



Number of deaths: 2,423,712
Death rate: 803.6 deaths per 100,000 population
Life expectancy: 77.9 years
Infant Mortality rate: 6.75 deaths per 1,000 live births
Number of deaths for leading causes of death:
Heart disease: 616,067
Cancer: 562,875
Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 135,952
Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 127,924
Accidents (unintentional injuries): 123,706
Alzheimer's disease: 74,632
Diabetes: 71,382
Influenza and Pneumonia: 52,717
Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 46,448
Septicemia: 34,828

[pl8er]

oh? this wasn't interesting to anyone? well fuck you, how about them apples?

[Jamesypoo]

Sorry. I read and then quickly clicked out. I've seen these types of stats and written reports over various components of it many, many times.

[pl8er]

I didn't understand the deathrate though. XXX of 100,000? wtf does that mean?

[J31Bro]

ok.

[Jamesypoo]

I didn't understand the deathrate though. XXX of 100,000? wtf does that mean?

Doesn't it mean 0.8% of the total population dies that year?

[rangerbitch03]

It would be cool if it told you HOW you will die, like individually. lol

[JimJ]

It would be cool if it told you HOW you will die, like individually. lol

Twinkies...

[rangerbitch03]

Twinkies...

zombies

[bluecar]

car wreck

[jesus]

Twinkies...

+1

[atoz350]

zombies...

..wrapped in twinkies.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

soon

[DUSSIN]

..wrapped in twinkies.

raped by zombies

[o. l. t.]

Stats are absolute bullshit. Where the fuck is AIDS? You know, that deadly disease that's been knocking off people for 27 or so years that "millions" have?

Oh sorry, "cancer" is the buzz disease of the decade now. Funny how these diseases just pop up and others just disappear from the statistics.

[o. l. t.]

Interesting....... Remember when they told us AIDS was not just a fag disease? Remember when people were scared SHITLESS to fuck without a rubber because they were certain they'd catch AIDS?

http://grab.by/6oyZ

How bout them apples? Turns out the media was full of shit the entire time and pushed AIDS on every man, woman, and child scaring them with their fear mongering. Once they come up with something new to fear Cancer will just be another buzz word of the past.

[icpurplepplalot]

I'll die with my cock in my hand