How to Tell You Have Ballin Tires

[Spider Monkey]

A 4" screw can't even stop them.

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/photo.jpg

[tappin_azz]

i have ballin tires then.

[Spider Monkey]

I saw that this weekend and said, "screw it".

[tappin_azz]

you told me before, but what tires you got?

[Spider Monkey]

Goodyear Wrangler MTR's.
http://www.ironrockoffroad.com/Merchant2/mtr.jpg

[slim8605]

Dats ballin :fyi:

[Spider Monkey]

Invincible is very cool.

[Jamesypoo]

Your tread is the size of the whole width of my tire :(

[dman4486]

will be upgrading sometime in the next 60k:beerchug:

[Spider Monkey]

Your tread is the size of the whole width of my tire :(

It needs to be that big so I can drive over Honda Civics when they don't go the speed limit.

[Jamesypoo]

Err.. not width. I mean, depth?? Width in the rear is 10" :D

Honda Civics can't go the speed limit. They were built to be driven no less than 125 mph.

[Spider Monkey]

Err.. not width. I mean, depth?? Width in the rear is 10" :D

Honda Civics can't go the speed limit. They were built to be driven no less than 125 mph.

nDeeds. The depth of the tread is about an inch. The tires are 12" wide at the wheel, and about 14-15" at the bulge. At 35" high are probably higher than your trunk.

[tappin_azz]

here are mines....

http://www.bfgoodrichtires.com/images/ts-dl/tires/large/mud-terrain-t-a-km.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

SEX

[tappin_azz]

only a 32x10.50.

will be a 33 next time i get tires.

[Spider Monkey]

What size are teh stock rubbers? 32?

[tappin_azz]

the 225/75 that come stock are a little over 28".

[Spider Monkey]

Spanz ho!!!!!

Dats tiny yo.

[hoss]

I have 425/85/17's. You aint got nothin on that chumps.

[dman4486]

I have 425/85/17's. You aint got nothin on that chumps.

on what?

that is a 45" tire

[hoss]

Dont question me, I know how large the tire is...

[dman4486]

Dont question me, I know how large the tire is...

I know how large my penis is....

[hoss]

Please, the whole forum knows how large my penis is...

[dman4486]

Please, the whole forum knows how large my penis is...

more than one forum...:loco:

[Spider Monkey]

You take your fenders off? lel

[Bender]

Goodyear Wrangler MTR's.
http://www.ironrockoffroad.com/Merchant2/mtr.jpg

meh goodyear...bridgestone dueler a/t revo...no noise and will last for 50,000 miles

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e48/tnnss111/BS_Dueler_ATRevo_b60.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

meh goodyear...bridgestone dueler a/t revo...no noise and will last for 50,000 miles

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e48/tnnss111/BS_Dueler_ATRevo_b60.jpg

There is one major flaw in those. They can't be aired down to 13 PSI and grip grante rock like a life line. Note the laak of side tread.


You're out of your league in this thread son.

[tappin_azz]

preach on, playa!!

[Bender]

There is one major flaw in those. They can't be aired down to 13 PSI and grip grante rock like a life line. Note the laak of side tread.


You're out of your league in this thread son.

hehe i knew yall would be hatin on them...they are on an 03 f150 supercrew...im not gonna be crawlin over rocks with that or going muddin...here are the tires i had on my wrangler when i had it...so it seems that you are out of my league

http://www.hummerproducts.com/TSL-Bogger-Web.jpg

[tappin_azz]

no pics no proof.

[Jamesypoo]

nDeeds. The depth of the tread is about an inch. The tires are 12" wide at the wheel, and about 14-15" at the bulge. At 35" high are probably higher than your trunk.

Just measured. My trunk sits at 39" high.

[Jamesypoo]

Also, here is my contribution

http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v315/54/56/32301172/n32301172_32783631_108.jpg

[tappin_azz]

Just measured. My trunk sits at 39" high.

the top of it??????

if i ever rear-ended you....oh the humanity!!!!

[Spider Monkey]

hehe i knew yall would be hatin on them...they are on an 03 f150 supercrew...im not gonna be crawlin over rocks with that or going muddin...here are the tires i had on my wrangler when i had it...so it seems that you are out of my league

http://www.hummerproducts.com/TSL-Bogger-Web.jpg
The fuck? I don't mud.
Just measured. My trunk sits at 39" high.
That's where the bottom of my fender sits.

Imagine, every time you had to get in your car, you had to lift your lets up over your trunk to get in. lel

[Bender]

no pics no proof.

lol post your shit up then. i dont have the jeep anymore so i can take pics but i can take a pic of the tires on my f150 if you want me to lol

[Bender]

The fuck? I don't mud.

That's where the bottom of my fender sits.

Imagine, every time you had to get in your car, you had to lift your lets up over your trunk to get in. lel

then what is the fucking point?

[Spider Monkey]

lol post your shit up then. i dont have the jeep anymore so i can take pics but i can take a pic of the tires on my f150 if you want me to lol

Don't bother. Unless you can stab them with a 4" screw, and it doesn't go flat.

[Jamesypoo]

The fuck? I don't mud.

That's where the bottom of my fender sits.

Imagine, every time you had to get in your car, you had to lift your lets up over your trunk to get in. lel

That would suck with my fucked up hamstring.

Apparantly my car is a little lower to the ground than y'alls.


http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v623/54/56/32301172/n32301172_33048089_7920.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

then what is the fucking point?

To those tires you posted? There isn't one. As for the ones I posted, I crawl on rocks. It doesn't destroy the bearings and undercarriage like mudding does.

[tappin_azz]

lol post your shit up then. i dont have the jeep anymore so i can take pics but i can take a pic of the tires on my f150 if you want me to lol

im not posting my pics. im taking the monkey for a ride. ever better proof.

[Porch Monkey]

Also, here is my contribution

http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v315/54/56/32301172/n32301172_32783631_108.jpg
holy shit james wtf happened to your rubber?

[Bender]

To those tires you posted? There isn't one. As for the ones I posted, I crawl on rocks. It doesn't destroy the bearings and undercarriage like mudding does.

lol to each his own...the mud to rock ratio here is like 80% to 20% so most people here go muddin...i sometimes go rock crawlin with my atv but mostly trail riding/mudding

http://www.travelizmo.com/archives/kawasaki-brute-force-750-4x4i-atv-2009.jpg

and yes i can get pics of that for you distrusting fucks

[Bender]

holy shit james wtf happened to your rubber?

sidewall probably overheated and blew out

[Spider Monkey]

Also, here is my contribution

http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v315/54/56/32301172/n32301172_32783631_108.jpg
SPANS HO!
That would suck with my fucked up hamstring.

Apparantly my car is a little lower to the ground than y'alls.


http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v623/54/56/32301172/n32301172_33048089_7920.jpg

Apparently so. lel

[Jamesypoo]

holy shit james wtf happened to your rubber?
My rubber broke :( Ironically it happened while I was driving to Preston's house.

[Spider Monkey]

lol to each his own...the mud to rock ratio here is like 80% to 20% so most people here go muddin...i sometimes go rock crawlin with my atv but mostly trail riding/mudding

http://www.travelizmo.com/archives/kawasaki-brute-force-750-4x4i-atv-2009.jpg

and yes i can get pics of that for you distrusting fucks

Sounds like you live in the south or mid-west.

[Spider Monkey]

My rubber broke :( Ironically it happened while I was driving to Preston's house.

It is never good when rubbers break.

Look at it this way. At least you didn't get pregnant.

[Jamesypoo]

luaul

[tappin_azz]

It is never good when rubbers break.

Look at it this way. At least you didn't get pregnant.

but preston could have.

[Bender]

Sounds like you live in the south or mid-west.

Tn valley

[Spider Monkey]

Tn valley

The fuck is that?

[Spider Monkey]

You gotta remember, I'm geographically challenged. If it ain't the east coast or the west coast, its somewhere in the middle.

[Bender]

The fuck is that?

You gotta remember, I'm geographically challenged. If it ain't the east coast or the west coast, its somewhere in the middle.

ok i will help you...this is the USA...tn is in black

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e48/tnnss111/usa_map.gif

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e48/tnnss111/tennessee-map.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

Oh, the mid-west. I get it now.

[Bender]

Oh, the mid-west. I get it now.

that would be the south east

[Bender]

gah i will make a map to help you with that too

[Spider Monkey]

that would be the south east

No such thing.

[Bender]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e48/tnnss111/usa_map-1.gif

[Spider Monkey]

You added those lines yourself. I can tell.

[Bender]

You added those lines yourself. I can tell.

lol no shit

[Spider Monkey]

See I'm on to you photochoppers.

[Bender]

See I'm on to you photochoppers.

bull shit that was done with paint

[hoss]

So what happened to your tire James? Blow out on the highway? Did midgets steal your sidewall??

[shaneb]

pics of said tires on your vehicle?

[Spider Monkey]

That is a picture of it on the vehicle.

[Jamesypoo]

So what happened to your tire James? Blow out on the highway? Did midgets steal your sidewall??

Passing a semi, didn't see me and ran me off the road, one mile later my tire exploded in the middle of New Mexico and I had no jack. Was fun times.

[fbi90909]

Passing a semi, didn't see me and ran me off the road, one mile later my tire exploded in the middle of New Mexico and I had no jack. Was fun times.

road side assistance is win for situations like that. i have no spare in the car since i got my car(sitting in closet). i dread the day i get a blow out though.

[Spider Monkey]

road side assistance is win for situations like that. i have no spare in the car since i got my car(sitting in closet). i dread the day i get a blow out though.

Me too. I leave my hi-lift jack at home unless I'm out on a trail. Stock jacks don't really go up 4 feet. lel

[Jamesypoo]

Yeah, I didn't have room for my jack. Everything I owned was inside my car. I was on one of my cross country moves.

[Spider Monkey]

Yeah, I didn't have room for my jack. Everything I owned was inside my car. I was on one of my cross country moves.

I remembers. You left that exercise thing on the side of the road. lel

[Jamesypoo]

Haha... that I did.

[Bender]

pics of said tires on your vehicle?

who?

[Bigpimpin91]

I has whitewalls.

[Spider Monkey]

Sorry to hear that.

[tappin_azz]

I has whitewalls.

this is why you are not big pimpin.

[Bigpimpin91]

this is why you are not big pimpin.

I know. :potkettle:

[tappin_azz]

i no haz whitewalls. my tires are ballin.

[Bigpimpin91]

i no haz whitewalls. my tires are ballin.

About as well as Shaq and 3 pointers?

/Old Ass Joke

[adio25]

h4h4

[pl8er]

http://www.pirellityre.com/en_IT/browser/attachments/images/MOTO%20catalog_long/img_DiabloCorsaIII.jpg

*points up* Pirelli Diablo Corsa III

I've got ballin tires :D

and...

http://www.motonekoparts.com/files/detailed/d_1397.gif

[Spider Monkey]

http://www.pirellityre.com/en_IT/browser/attachments/images/MOTO%20catalog_long/img_DiabloCorsaIII.jpg

*points up* Pirelli Diablo Corsa III

I've got ballin tires :D

and...

http://www.motonekoparts.com/files/detailed/d_1397.gif

A screw would own those.

[conversehtnut]

i dont kno about them being ballin tires but i got

205/60/15 in front

http://www.tiremedia.com/images/tire-big/bridgestone-potenza-g019-grip.jpg


255/60/15 in back

no pix of rear wheel

[Spider Monkey]

Weak. You couldn't wheel for shit in those.

[conversehtnut]

Weak. You couldn't wheel for shit in those.

i know that. they are on a monte carlo.

[Spider Monkey]

i know that. they are on a monte carlo.

Well that's silly. Why would you buy a monte carlo for offroading?

[tappin_azz]

i know that. they are on a monte carlo.

please tell me it has 4WD

[conversehtnut]

nah I don't 4wheel in the monte. I used to when I had my cherokee.

[hoss]

nah I don't 4wheel in the monte. I used to when I had my cherokee.
First rule of this thread, you dont own a jeep...

[hoss]

I guess that isnt really a rule, just a fact...

[Spider Monkey]

I live in the world of facts.

[pl8er]

A screw would own those.

*cringe* how fucking true that is.

Fun little short story.

My sister buys new tires for her bike...rides it for a break in ride, gets home.....nail in tire (although patchable, we don't allow this because of the speed we all ride at) so she gets new tires about a week later when she gets paid.....gets them on, we are going out for a night ride and we pull the bikes out to the front to warm up and as I'm sitting on mine letting it warm, there it is, nice shiny nail in her back tire :(

2 nails in 2 rides.

[conversehtnut]

I must have missed that poast. I had a jeep at one point

[hoss]

I must have missed that poast. I had a jeep at one point

This is going to be debated...

[Spider Monkey]

*cringe* how fucking true that is.

Fun little short story.

My sister buys new tires for her bike...rides it for a break in ride, gets home.....nail in tire (although patchable, we don't allow this because of the speed we all ride at) so she gets new tires about a week later when she gets paid.....gets them on, we are going out for a night ride and we pull the bikes out to the front to warm up and as I'm sitting on mine letting it warm, there it is, nice shiny nail in her back tire :(

2 nails in 2 rides.

LOLZ! Who would buy tires that don't come with a package that includes fixing flats for free?

[pl8er]

LOLZ! Who would buy tires that don't come with a package that includes fixing flats for free?

Fixing flats would mean new tires....iron pony doesn't offer anything like that (or at least they haven't mentioned it *ponders*, high end bike tires just don't last that long either.

I'll have to go see what tires I have on my SUV. Not nearly as kick ass as yours though.

[hoss]

Fixing flats would mean new tires....iron pony doesn't offer anything like that (or at least they haven't mentioned it *ponders*, high end bike tires just don't last that long either.

I'll have to go see what tires I have on my SUV. Not nearly as kick ass as yours though.

Thats cause they are soft.

[pl8er]

Thats cause they are soft.

Aye, usually 1 1/2 riding seasons per set.

[Spider Monkey]

Fixing flats would mean new tires....iron pony doesn't offer anything like that (or at least they haven't mentioned it *ponders*, high end bike tires just don't last that long either.

I'll have to go see what tires I have on my SUV. Not nearly as kick ass as yours though.


Well then Iron Pony needs to pony up on the offers.

[pl8er]

Well then Iron Pony needs to pony up on the offers.

I concur, going to bring that up next time I'm in. A set is over 300 bucks. They should offer some sort of protection

[Spider Monkey]

I concur, going to bring that up next time I'm in. A set is over 300 bucks. They should offer some sort of protection

Shit negro. Mine almost cost that much per corner.

[pl8er]

Your tires are a tad bigger than mine ;)

[Spider Monkey]

Just a weee bit.

[dman4486]

Shit negro. Mine almost cost that much per corner.

mine aren't even very large and they almost cost that much...

[ThomasG]

I rock pirrelli(sp) all season tires. Too much rubber IMO but they're practical and came with the car almost brand new. I don't know which tires I'll get next less rubber but I still need to be able to drive on the roads in the crazy winters here in utah.

[Turbofox347]

http://www.evoperform.com/shop/images/et_street_radial_a.jpg
I'z haz these 255/50/16

[Spider Monkey]

http://www.evoperform.com/shop/images/et_street_radial_a.jpg
I'z haz these 255/50/16

GAY

[Turbofox347]

GAY
only if you don't like fast cars

[Spider Monkey]

only if you don't like fast cars

I like fast cars.




The ones that can drive over ROCKS FAG.

[Turbofox347]

I like fast cars.




The ones that can drive over ROCKS FAG.
you ever see a "car" rock crawl?

[dman4486]

you ever see a "car" rock crawl?

yes

[Spider Monkey]

You are one post away from getting negged to death. :fyi:

[dman4486]

:fyi:
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/4508197quarry.jpg

[conversehtnut]

:fyi:
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/4508197quarry.jpg

can i haz?

[atoz350]

http://www.bigotires.com/extranet/images/products/sumitomoHTRZ20070116160926131.jpg

My tires on my Maxima
235/45/18 front and 245/40/18 rear

Staggered wheels be ballin yo'!

[Spider Monkey]

http://www.bigotires.com/extranet/images/products/sumitomoHTRZ20070116160926131.jpg

My tires on my Maxima
235/45/18 front and 245/40/18 rear

Staggered wheels be ballin yo'!

You mad trippin. Those are inches away from being ballin. ENTIRE INCHES.

[Sex Cells]

4 inch my ass.

[tappin_azz]

4 inch my ass.

i would absolutely split you in half.

[atoz350]

You mad trippin. Those are inches away from being ballin. ENTIRE INCHES.

They are used as a street tire to hold 464 hp out of a 4-door sedan. Rather impressive.

[97gp]

They are used as a street tire to hold 464 hp out of a 4-door sedan. Rather impressive.

But not ballin

[evildave101]

i has these tires 35-12.50-15
http://www.froggypic.com/image/04/47e702d097e274687495ba2be672f5b4.jpg (http://www.froggypic.com/#47e702d097e274687495ba2be672f5b4.jpg)
got them brand new for free too

[icpurplepplalot]

They are used as a street tire to hold 464 hp out of a 4-door sedan. Rather impressive.

:rolleyes:

[atoz350]

:rolleyes:

:fyi:

[Spider Monkey]

They are used as a street tire to hold 464 hp out of a 4-door sedan. Rather impressive.
Sedans cannot wheel.
i has these tires 35-12.50-15
http://www.froggypic.com/image/04/47e702d097e274687495ba2be672f5b4.jpg (http://www.froggypic.com/#47e702d097e274687495ba2be672f5b4.jpg)
got them brand new for free too

But can a screw stop them?

[evildave101]

Sedans cannot wheel.


But can a screw stop them?

maybe yes, maybe no
dont know yet
but when/if i do get a screw in them, i will let you know

[Spider Monkey]

okay, but until then you cannot technically have ballin tires.

[evildave101]

okay, but until then you cannot technically have ballin tires.

getting them for free dont count?

[Spider Monkey]

Nope. Fraid not.

[patrick1202]

BALLIN!!

[Werd]

thats no nitto

[Spider Monkey]

thats no nitto

No shit. I said it was ballin.

[Werd]

No shit. I said it was ballin.

HUH

[fanninator]

i has these tires 35-12.50-15
http://www.froggypic.com/image/04/47e702d097e274687495ba2be672f5b4.jpg (http://www.froggypic.com/#47e702d097e274687495ba2be672f5b4.jpg)
got them brand new for free too

those mt baja claws??

[fanninator]

http://www.evoperform.com/shop/images/et_street_radial_a.jpg
I'z haz these 255/50/16

im assuming you own/have those on a turbo fox body?

[Turbofox347]

im assuming you own/have those on a turbo fox body?

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/Turbofox347/0_IMAG0089-1.jpg
yep

[IDSkot]

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/Turbofox347/0_IMAG0089-1.jpg
yep

Meh.
Those wheels aren't wide enough.
I've seen wider on a Prius. :fyi:
Your shit's weak.

[Turbofox347]

Meh.
Those wheels aren't wide enough.
I've seen wider on a Prius. :fyi:
Your shit's weak.
That's about as wide as you can get on a 16 without tubbing it
you drive a v6 mustang... you can't even be talking about weak shit.

[fanninator]

pics of said turboed bay?

[Turbofox347]

pics of said turboed bay?
http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/Turbofox347/0_IMAG0070.jpg
only pic I have of it.
http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/Turbofox347/Mustang5.jpg
turbo

[wasted ink]

Pics of car
































And mother.

[Turbofox347]

Pics of car

And mother.
http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/Turbofox347/IMAG0093.jpg

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/Turbofox347/IMAG0092.jpg
http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/Turbofox347/IMAG0094.jpg
http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/Turbofox347/IMAG0095.jpg
http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/Turbofox347/IMAG0096.jpg
http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/Turbofox347/IMAG0097.jpg
http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww149/Turbofox347/IMAG0098.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

I came here for pix of mother.

[Turbofox347]

dont have any of my mother sorry :wat:

[wasted ink]

Wife will do.


Your intercooler's crooked :sneaky:

[evildave101]

those mt baja claws??

pro comp x-terain

[evildave101]

pic of them on one of the heeps.(other heep aint big enough for them yet)
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s116/evildave151/DSC00549.jpg

[fanninator]

nice. how many inchs of lift you got?

[fanninator]

how many psi you run?

[Turbofox347]

how many psi you run?
The wastegate has a 10lb spring.

[atoz350]

The wastegate has a 10lb spring.

So....12lbs.? Got to have some creep in there.

[Turbofox347]

So....12lbs.? Got to have some creep in there.
I'm assuming theres some creep since its such a small wastegate, but I've never seen it go past 10 yet.

[evildave101]

nice. how many inchs of lift you got?

aprox. 8" (spring over with full size D44's) that willys is far from done yet. it still needs brakes and its getting new springs and some other suspension mods, then a 4.3L V6

[IDSkot]

That's about as wide as you can get on a 16 without tubbing it
you drive a v6 mustang... you can't even be talking about weak shit.

lolz. I like how people assume since I drive a V6 Mustang, I obviously know nothing about cars.
It's okay, keep defending your weak sauce mobile.

[tappin_azz]

pic of them on one of the heeps.(other heep aint big enough for them yet)
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s116/evildave151/DSC00549.jpg

aprox. 8" (spring over with full size D44's) that willys is far from done yet. it still needs brakes and its getting new springs and some other suspension mods, then a 4.3L V6

nice! reps for you!

damm
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to evildave101 again.

[IDSkot]

Those seats don't look too comfortable. Seems like one hard pump and there goes your tail bone.

[IDSkot]

They are used as a street tire to hold 464 hp out of a 4-door sedan. Rather impressive.

Impressive: Crunk Times banding together for a common good... and general good, not ganging up on Big Tits McGee on the webcam.

Average: Crunk Times banding together to make fun of people.


See the difference?
One is not normal, the other is what it was designed to do.

[Turbofox347]

lolz. I like how people assume since I drive a V6 Mustang, I obviously know nothing about cars.
It's okay, keep defending your weak sauce mobile.
I don't give a fuck what you think you know about cars (apparently not a lot since you think mustangs have 4.8l v8's) you still drive a V6 mustang, what is that like a 3.7l or something, and talk about somebody else having "weak shit"

[wasted ink]

lolz. I like how people assume since I drive a V6 Mustang, I obviously know nothing about cars.
It's okay, keep defending your weak sauce mobile.

lawl

[wasted ink]

Impressive: Crunk Times banding together for a common good... and general good, not ganging up on Big Tits McGee on the webcam.

Average: Crunk Times banding together to make fun of people.


See the difference?
One is not normal, the other is what it was designed to do.

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[Toasted1]

I don't give a fuck what you think you know about cars (apparently not a lot since you think mustangs have 4.8l v8's) you still drive a V6 mustang, what is that like a 3.7l or something, and talk about somebody else having "weak shit"

You will never win that battle he is a fucking retard and will go on and on about his shitty peice of shit mustang and how he is gonna be smokin niggas left and right soon as he does this and this to it.

[evildave101]

You will never win that battle he is a fucking retard and will go on and on about his shitty peice of shit mustang and how he is gonna be smokin niggas left and right soon as he does this and this to it.

my father in law has a mercury grand marquis that will clown his V6 mustang

[IDSkot]

I don't give a fuck what you think you know about cars (apparently not a lot since you think mustangs have 4.8l v8's) you still drive a V6 mustang, what is that like a 3.7l or something, and talk about somebody else having "weak shit"

First, I know it's 4.6. I always put 4.8 on accident 'cause I mix the 3.8 from the V6's with the V8's, because I don't care enough.
And my car is slow, and a piece of shit. I never said any differently. It's not a race car. It's a daily driver. I get 25 MPG on a bad tank. How many MPG do you get in your little turbo 5.0? 13...? 14, maybe?
And it's 3.8L :fyi:

And I have seen ported 4.8L engines in Mustangs. But, tell me, did you do all the bending for your turbo? Or even install it yourself? Or did you get a shop to do it for you?
No shame in letting a shop do it. But I've done complete engine swaps on cars, and boats (which are surprisingly easy)... so, I mean, I'm not sure how much you know, exactly. But seeing how I'm the son of a mechanic, and I work with my Dad a lot... I probably know more.

You will never win that battle he is a fucking retard and will go on and on about his shitty peice of shit mustang and how he is gonna be smokin niggas left and right soon as he does this and this to it.

Nah, son. My car's slow.

my father in law has a mercury grand marquis that will clown his V6 mustang

Don't joke, Grand Marquis are tight work. Same things cops use, except cops have engine mods.

[evildave101]

Don't joke, Grand Marquis are tight work. Same things cops use, except cops have engine mods.

no joke, his has a few mods, programmer, exhaust, 3.73 gears...

[Turbofox347]

First, I know it's 4.6. I always put 4.8 on accident 'cause I mix the 3.8 from the V6's with the V8's, because I don't care enough.
And my car is slow, and a piece of shit. I never said any differently. It's not a race car. It's a daily driver. I get 25 MPG on a bad tank. How many MPG do you get in your little turbo 5.0? 13...? 14, maybe?
And it's 3.8L :fyi:

And I have seen ported 4.8L engines in Mustangs. But, tell me, did you do all the bending for your turbo? Or even install it yourself? Or did you get a shop to do it for you?
No shame in letting a shop do it. But I've done complete engine swaps on cars, and boats (which are surprisingly easy)... so, I mean, I'm not sure how much you know, exactly. But seeing how I'm the son of a mechanic, and I work with my Dad a lot... I probably know more.



Nah, son. My car's slow.



Don't joke, Grand Marquis are tight work. Same things cops use, except cops have engine mods.
I bought it as a kit, then me and two friends put it on in my garage with all the wrong tools. I had to buy a ratchet set and have my friends bring some of their tools to even finish it. We actually used a vice grips to "cut" the ac lines cuz thats all I had at the time.
And gas mileage... Fuck I don't even want to know. I'm pretty much on the gas all the time when I drive it.

[Sex Cells]

Anyone with a mustang bragging about what great mileage they get is driving a piece of shit.

[layedouton20s]

so who else has ballin tires

[Spider Monkey]

No one else is as ballin as me and tappin.

[tappin_azz]

No one else is as ballin as me and tappin.

werd

[Pop Da Hatch]

sounds about right, I like whats going on in here.

[layedouton20s]

ballin tires???

[Spider Monkey]

ballin tires???

Don't you dare to start fucking up one of my threads.

[layedouton20s]

i was just questioning if he was talking about the ballin tires

[Turbofox347]

i was just questioning if he was talking about the ballin tires
you were just questioning how long it would take to get to 50 posts :biggthumpup:

[Spider Monkey]

you were just questioning how long it would take to get to 50 posts :biggthumpup:

If that is the case, I KEEL HIM!

[layedouton20s]

no dude i didnt even know you had to get to 50 post until i looked in the announcments section when i had like 35 post. i totally fucked the spelling on that one

[bigtoyota479]

I has ballin' tires!! But no pic of said screw in them....

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/toyota.jpg

[evildave101]

I has ballin' tires!! But no pic of said screw in them....

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/toyota.jpg

is that a body lift?

[bigtoyota479]

Yep. 3 inches. Suspension lifts for that IFS are about 750 bucks. Body lift was 85. Go figure.

[evildave101]

thats because body lifts are teh gey

[bigtoyota479]

I agree. But 750 bucks was out of the question. However, I now have in my possession a suspension lift I got from craigslist for 250 bucks off a wrecked yota. I need shocks, and a few nuts and bolts. It will have to wait until after the wedding though, make a good winter project.

[evildave101]

what kind of lift is it?

[bigtoyota479]

TrailMaster, 3" body spacers. Nothing special.

If you mean the craigslist lift, it's a Pro Comp 4" suspension, stage II.

[evildave101]

pro comp is decent stuff. does it drop the diff?

750 is still a cheap lift for that truck

i like this one
http://www.downeyoff-road.com/SuspensionComponents/1986-95.html

[Spider Monkey]

You shouldn't have to drop the diff for only 4".

[evildave101]

You shouldn't have to drop the diff for only 4".

alot of the IFS lifts are, for the most part, just spacer brackets to drop everything down

kinda lame

thats why the good lifts are so much monies

[Spider Monkey]

alot of the IFS lifts are, for the most part, just spacer brackets to drop everything down

Oh, I don't think in IFS terms when we talk about this kind of stuff.

[bigtoyota479]

All IFS lifts have to drop the diff down. Otherwise it fucks up your driveshaft angles and you have problems.

The good lifts, however, come with all new spindles instead of just using spacers.

[Spider Monkey]

Fuckin IFS weirdos.

[evildave101]

not all

did you look at the downey lift i linked?

[evildave101]

Fuckin IFS weirdos.

it has its place


just not in the rocks

[evildave101]

but the down side of the downey kit is its about $2600

[Spider Monkey]

it has its place


just not in the rocks

I live in the rocks. :wat:

[evildave101]

and thats where the jeeps (and 85 and older yotas) shine

[bigtoyota479]

It's a long travel suspension kit. There is a difference.

I'm suspicious about the extra travel they give you without replacing the factory CV joints. I would think you'd need to get some aftermarket CV's as well that would take up the extra travel. The lift kit says something about using Porsche inner's on the axle shafts.

[evildave101]

Downey provides longer 4340 axle shafts that route from the original equipment outer birfield CV joints to Downeys new 930 Porsche inner CV joints.
Downeys Porsche inner CV joints not only withstand a zillion horsepower, they also reach a 29 degree angle. This allows maximum tire droop/extension without resorting to lowering the front axle housing merely to protect the original equipment 22 degree inner CV joints.

[bigtoyota479]

(and 85 and older yotas) shine

They don't has fuel injection. Mine does. Also, it is an Extra cab, for more leg room. You give some, and lose some. The ultimate is a frankenstein of pre and post 86 yota's.

[bigtoyota479]

Downey provides longer 4340 axle shafts that route from the original equipment outer birfield CV joints to Downeys new 930 Porsche inner CV joints.
Downeys Porsche inner CV joints not only withstand a zillion horsepower, they also reach a 29 degree angle. This allows maximum tire droop/extension without resorting to lowering the front axle housing merely to protect the original equipment 22 degree inner CV joints.

Ya, I read that. But if you look at the kit components, they aren't listed. Moar money, methinks.

[bigtoyota479]

Oh fuck, I see it now. You may slap me if you wish.

[evildave101]

can get an 85 extra cab with efi

[evildave101]

what year is your yota? ima guess 88?

[evildave101]

i has an 86 and a 96

[bigtoyota479]

can get an 85 extra cab with efi

Yeah, if you don't mind spending your entire life looking for one.

Mine's an 86. 88's had different trim packages and body stickers. You can tell a lot about Yota's by those little things.

[evildave101]

when we bought the 96, we made the lot remove the stickers

[bigtoyota479]

96? Joo has a Taco. With the good 2.7 or the 2.4? Or the 3.4?

[bigtoyota479]

HA! Yeah, the stickers on mine need to go. I'm not to fond of them, but I will have to say it's the only Blue Yota of that year I've seen with that particular sticker pack. I see a lot of tan and red ones with those particular stickers, but never blue.

[evildave101]

2.7 i belive
not sure tho.....will look when i get home

i has so many trucks

[evildave101]

2.7 me thinks......not sure tho....i will look when i get home

i has lots of trucks

[evildave101]

fuckin next page shit fuckin me up

[bigtoyota479]

It should be obvious. The intake is on the opposite side of the 2.4's. They changed the flow in the head for more HP.

[bigtoyota479]

So the intake should be on the right instead of the left.

[Spider Monkey]

He is a red neck. He collects yard ornaments.

[evildave101]

it needs a head gasket and has been parked for about 2 years

[evildave101]

He is a red neck. He collects yard ornaments.

they all run and all serve their own purpose

[bigtoyota479]

Except for the one with the blown headgasket. That's a lawn ornament.

[evildave101]

head gasket leaks

it will still run, but i dont drive it

[bigtoyota479]

Is it dribbling down the side of the block as usual or leaking into the chamber?

[bigtoyota479]

Oh, word to the wise on the head gasket. Get them from Toyota only. I've played with the aftermarket ones, they suck ass. Save yourself the trouble.

[evildave101]

i was gonna say something but after staring at your ava for 5 minutes i cant remember what it was

[bigtoyota479]

:hahaha:

[evildave101]

i think its leaking into the chamber

its a small leak. before i stoped driving it, it would be about a half to 3/4 of a gallon low after about 3 to 4 days

no signs of leaking on the block, no drips underneath it, no noticable smoke, no water in the oil, but after 3-4 days it would run hotter than normal and be low on water.

its at about 160,000 miles and prob. could use a timing chain too, as it was getting hard to start.

[bigtoyota479]

I had a leaky gasket on mine, and the only evidence was a white streak on the block, in a spot that took me a week to find. NO drips, no smoke, no nothing, just that white streak.

Turns out the water was leaking out, evaporating, and leaving behind minerals and torched anti-freeze, hence the white spot.

Most of the time, if you have a leak into the chamber, your O2 sensor will trip because of the extra oxygen in the exhaust gases due to water vapor, IE steam. Not always, though, especially if it's a small leak.

[evildave101]

the check engine light was on, had it checked out and was told it needed a new cat. converter?

[evildave101]

i really just havent had the extra cash to do anything with it, but now that i have a few jobs lined up im hoping to change that perty soon

[Spider Monkey]

This thread is no longer ballin.

[bigtoyota479]

sorry mang :(

[bigtoyota479]

the check engine light was on, had it checked out and was told it needed a new cat. converter?

This.

That's a sign that the O2 sensor is picking up extra O2, hence, the Head gasket is leaking into a chamber. Pull the plugs. The one that looks steam cleaned will have the blown gasket.

[Spider Monkey]

sorry mang :(

That is okay. You two keep talking pillow talk with each other.

[bigtoyota479]

I know, he's so warm and cuddly!! When he's not drooling on my avatar........

[evildave101]

96? Joo has a Taco. With the good 2.7 or the 2.4? Or the 3.4?

i just looked, its the 2.7

[bigtoyota479]

This.

That's a sign that the O2 sensor is picking up extra O2, hence, the Head gasket is leaking into a chamber. Pull the plugs. The one that looks steam cleaned will have the blown gasket.

Did you see this?

[Sex Cells]

I want a 4runner really really bad. I want Phils.

[Spider Monkey]

I want a 4runner really really bad. I want Phils.

Fur wat?

[bigtoyota479]

I have one. 1990, it's a work in progress though. Needs paint and a few body parts. New motor, tires, brakes, etc.

Or do you like the older ones?

[Sex Cells]

Fur wat?

DD, Although i do <3 my Tahoe very much.

I have one. 1990, it's a work in progress though. Needs paint and a few body parts. New motor, tires, brakes, etc.

Or do you like the older ones?

I want a 99-01 Limited with the performance package. Black on black.

[Sex Cells]

would give it 2-3" lift with some bigger non agressive tires.

[Sex Cells]

i might consider non aggressive tires as well.

[bigtoyota479]

Oh, you want the pimp looking expensive one. Sorry, my po ass is fresh out.

[Sex Cells]

Oh, you want the pimp looking expensive one. Sorry, my po ass is fresh out.

I do.

[Spider Monkey]

DD, Although i do <3 my Tahoe very much.


I was about to say....


I want a 99-01 Limited with the performance package. Black on black.
Still underpowered. Gotta downshift to go over the summit.

Oh wait, you live in a flat state. DO EET!

[Sex Cells]

I was about to say....



Still underpowered. Gotta downshift to go over the summit.

Oh wait, you live in a flat state. DO EET!

Eastern Kansas is anything but flat.

Don't need a ton of power. Really miss hasing a Manual.

[Spider Monkey]

Eastern Kansas is anything but flat.

Don't need a ton of power. Really miss hasing a Manual.

LMFAO. I have driven through that state a couple times brah. It is flat.

Go through the Colorado or California summits. Those are not flat.

[Sex Cells]

LMFAO. I have driven through that state a couple times brah. It is flat.

Go through the Colorado or California summits. Those are not flat.

You obviously have not driven through Lee's Summit. You drove on the interstate. I've lived in Colo, btw. Troll ass nga.

[Spider Monkey]

You obviously have not driven through Lee's Summit. You drove on the interstate. I've lived in Colo, btw. Troll ass nga.

I have no idea where that summit is. I have only driven from the west of Kansas to the shitty shitty east of it where Kansas City is. All the way from the West Coast. I am so glad I never have to do that again.

Did it in 48 hours too. I didn't want to stop and get get raped by a farmer.

[Sex Cells]

I have no idea where that summit is. I have only driven from the west of Kansas to the shitty shitty east of it where Kansas City is. All the way from the West Coast. I am so glad I never have to do that again.

Did it in 48 hours too. I didn't want to stop and get get raped by a farmer.

Next time you come through i will show you my crop, we will have a great time.

[Spider Monkey]

Next time you come through i will show you my crop, we will have a great time.

I sent her home. I don't think I will be there soon. But when I am there we will mos def try to get arrested together.

And that is fo shizzle.

[evildave101]

Did you see this?

yes i did and ima check it out when i has some time to mess with it

[bigtoyota479]

Sweetness. Don't let them sell you a cat though. Also, you should be able to short a plug either under the dash or the hood, and it will flash the check engine light in a pattern. Either that or go get yourself a good OBDII reader for 50 bucks from the parts store, and never need a shop again.

[evildave101]

Sweetness. Don't let them sell you a cat though. Also, you should be able to short a plug either under the dash or the hood, and it will flash the check engine light in a pattern. Either that or go get yourself a good OBDII reader for 50 bucks from the parts store, and never need a shop again.

yes

[bigtoyota479]

Good man.

[racerx250]

My first post had to be in one of SM's threads.

[UCP]

:fyi:
http://static2.biketiresdirect.com/ImagesLarge/coug62-1.jpg