you know what really grinds my gears?

[darthvibrator]

when you are walking out the door, already late for work, and then it hits you right when you're opening your cars door...you gotta take mean ol' shit that you know you cant hold until you get to work.

[pl8er]

how would this be possible if you take a 40 minute sit down every morning?

[wasted ink]

how would this be possible if you take a 40 minute sit down every morning?

Beat me to it :fu:

[darthvibrator]

how would this be possible if you take a 40 minute sit down every morning?

i kid you not, this has happened AFTER my 40 minute craps.

btw, whoever changed the title, i appreciate it.

ps: i think i have ibs.

[ThomasG]

how would this be possible if you take a 40 minute sit down every morning?

omglol

[ngsm13]

Having to take a shit right after you shower...

nG

[tapout]

Having to take a shit right after you shower...

nG

oh this this this. I fucking hate it.

[dragnix]

oh this this this. I fucking hate it.

that is why i always shit before i shower. You just have to come in to the bathroom with a mentality that you're ready to rip it apart.

[funkyab]

do you ever have the problem.. that if you take your shit before the shower, and clean yourself COMPLETELY during the shower,, there is a bit of residue AFTER the shower??? This pisses me off. I think the motions and the rubbing of the ASS DURING the shower actually encourages more leakage than if you took a shit dry....

[shaneb]

Having to take a shit right after you shower...

nG
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do you ever have the problem.. that if you take your shit before the shower, and clean yourself COMPLETELY during the shower,, there is a bit of residue AFTER the shower??? This pisses me off. I think the motions and the rubbing of the ASS DURING the shower actually encourages more leakage than if you took a shit dry....

never checked...:bad:

[funkyab]

you SHOULD.. next time you shit right before a shower... take a security wipe AFTER your shower and see what is going on.

[icpurplepplalot]

im a purple people eater.

[pl8er]

Having to take a shit right after you shower...

nG

So if you shit right before the shower, do you do a total "clean-up"? I mean, I wipe and all...but I'm not minty fresh, whats the point, i'm getting right in the shower.

[hoss]

That wouldnt happen if you were washing properly :fyi:

[Captain Ahab]

What I hate is when you think your done shitting. Then you go to wipe, and realize there was a "stuck" sloppy terd refusing to fall. When you wipe, it just smears everywhere, and it seems no matter how much you try, that shit is going to stay.

Happened to me last week and I just hopped into the shower and watched the brown flow down the drain.

[John3000]

What I hate is when you think your done shitting. Then you go to wipe, and realize there was a "stuck" sloppy terd refusing to fall. When you wipe, it just smears everywhere, and it seems no matter how much you try, that shit is going to stay.

Happened to me last week and I just hopped into the shower and watched the brown flow down the drain.


:uhoh: :squint: Ugh, did not need to know about that one....

I hate it when I am half way to work already running late and realize I left my cell phone on the charger at the house. :mad:

[IamDeMan]

i kid you not, this has happened AFTER my 40 minute craps.

btw, whoever changed the title, i appreciate it.

ps: i think i have ibs.I feel you. It is one of the reasons I get up too early when I have to be somewhere in the AM.

[slim8605]

I hate when I am already in the bed, almost sleep, and then I realize I have to piss. Then I have to decide is it worth ruining my sleep time by getting up or should I just ruin the sheets?

[Spider Monkey]

I never have to take a shit in the morning.

True story.

[Bender]

i hate it when i get on ct just wanting to kill 5-10 min before i have to leave to go somewhere and then i look up and i have been on here for 30 fucking minutes and now im late

:fu:

[Spider Monkey]

You need to be monitored.

[slim8605]

You know what really grinds my gears? When people call a library a "liberry."

[Spider Monkey]

You know what grinds my gears? People that go to the library and use those things called books.

[slim8605]

You know what grinds my gears? People that go to the library and use those things called books.

WTF? Books? Don't they know they can just use the interwebs?

[Spider Monkey]

WTF? Books? Don't they know they can just use the interwebs?

inorite

[UCP]

I shit, usually zero mess, in two minutes or less.

I don't get people basking in their shit taking.

[hoss]

Perhaps you should share your fiber rich dietary intake ucjason.

[Spider Monkey]

I shit, usually zero mess, in two minutes or less.

I don't get people basking in their shit taking.

Werd brosiph. I'm in and out. No time for a magazine no nuffin.

[hoss]

I play on the lappy or the iphone in the shitter.

[UCP]

I eat normal, shit just works.

[SRim23]

im really really crazy about being clean. i use baby wipes as well as shower after i shit. its my nightly routine before i go to sleep. shit, shave, shower and sleep. haha

[tommyk90]

you SHOULD.. next time you shit right before a shower... take a security wipe AFTER your shower and see what is going on.

I always do this because of the water between my ass cheeks after showering. If I don't, then when I'm at work I'll get what feels like swass and my ass will start burning and itching.

It's amazing how dirty it can get in there, even though you wipe it clean after dropping a deuce.

[tommyk90]

I never have to take a shit in the morning.

True story.

90% of my shits happen 10-15 minutes after I get home from work. It's pretty convenient actually.

[IDSkot]

i kid you not, this has happened AFTER my 40 minute craps.

btw, whoever changed the title, i appreciate it.

ps: i think i have ibs.

IBS is the pits. It could be a mild form that is onset by physical stress (I.E. waking up early with out enough sleep.)
My stomach problems react to physical, emotional, and social stresses. It sucks dick. My sphincter tightens up anytime a girl moans my name.

I shit, usually zero mess, in two minutes or less.

I don't get people basking in their shit taking.

x2.
Most of my shits are in and out. Barely have enough time to text message, yet alone play Gameboy or read.
And, most of the time, it's 1-3 wipes. My brother uses half a fucking roll and is in the shitter for 15 minutes. Oh, and my poo rarely stinks. It pwns.

[Spider Monkey]

90% of my shits happen 10-15 minutes after I get home from work. It's pretty convenient actually.

Exactly totally yes.

[ma5terta]

IBS is the pits. It could be a mild form that is onset by physical stress (I.E. waking up early with out enough sleep.)
My stomach problems react to physical, emotional, and social stresses. It sucks dick. My sphincter tightens up anytime a girl moans my name.



x2.
Most of my shits are in and out. Barely have enough time to text message, yet alone play Gameboy or read.
And, most of the time, it's 1-3 wipes. My brother uses half a fucking roll and is in the shitter for 15 minutes. Oh, and my poo rarely stinks. It pwns.

x2. i just play a hand of poker on my cell than im out

[Toasted1]

I fucking hate when I check my t-mobile voice mail and it's been a few days since I checked so I have like 30 messages and every time I hit 7 to delete the message the cunt computer ALWAYS reminds me to hit 1 to 'undelete' bitch I know this, I would ndt have deleted it if I wanted it would I? :fuu:

[Spider Monkey]

You know waht grinds my gears?

To delete voicemails on my office, the saving and deleting buttons are the exact opposite of my cell phone.

FML

[slim8605]

Voicefail.

[Mr. Shickadance]

You know what really grinds my gears?

When after I get a nice drunken blowjob, the chick drops those panties and reveals a cock bigger than mine. :mad:

[slim8605]

You know what really grinds my gears?

When after I get a nice drunken blowjob, the chick drops those panties and reveals a cock bigger than mine. :mad:

I don't like when my bitches have bigger cocks than me either.