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tappin_azz
04-08-2009, 03:31 PM
Last night me and my crew went to a bar 30 miles from my trailer park. We heard its the hot spot on wednesday nights. Its packed as shit when we get there, one of my friends is an old friend of the doorman so we straight up get in fo free. Theres music playing, lots of hot college hoes, and theres definately more guys then hoes. we just drinkin and chillin...you know how we do it. Later on that night Im pretty hammerd and they start playing a Too $hort song. 3 girls walk by me and I call out the blond one. I tell her "sayz ho can I ask you a question?". She says "Ok, sure". Anywayz I proceed and sayz "do you know how to fuck?". Her response was priceless. "Kind of, Im not too good, wanna see?". "Hell YA!". She takes me to tha bathroom takes off her dress and has nothing underneath. She had c cup tits and an ass to die for. She takes off my shirt, I pull my pants down and whip out my cock. She starts deepthroating. Im like dude I hit tha fuckin jackpot. She jumps on top of me and we start piping standing up. after 10 minutes im ready to bust. she sayz wait throw it on my face. she gets off i take the condom off and WHAM! face shot nukka. Were putting our clothes back on and were ready to go back out and she sayz "Ok, thats $100". Im like WTF! what do you mean?. she sayz "A blow job and a fuck is $50 each. Thats $100 babe". I tell her whatever I didnt know your a hooker. "Im an escort" she sayz. "I woulda never did shit with you if i knew that". I walk out back to my friends. about 5 minutes later a 6'3" meathead walks up to me with her and sayz I owe her money. I try to explain the situation, but he dont wanna here it, and sayz pay up or I'll make you pay for it outside. so i toss him a bill, and tell him to get tha fuck on.
After we leave the bar me and my friends plan to blind side that fuckin steroid freak and get my monies back. We see him walking with her in the parking lot. Right before they get into their BMW BAM! sucker punch! It was 4 of us and only him with a skank. We drop him to the ground stomp on him for 2 minutes, and knock him out uncontience. I take the biches purse and get my $100 back. Just to be a dick i keyd his car and slashd his tires.

cliffs : banged a hot 19yr old white girls
cost me $100, but got it back.

Porch Monkey
04-08-2009, 03:38 PM
but it's Wednesday?

Bender
04-08-2009, 03:38 PM
:gatdamn:

Spider Monkey
04-08-2009, 03:38 PM
but it's Wednesday?

Happened last night, B.

tappin_azz
04-08-2009, 03:39 PM
but it's Wednesday?

damn son, dont you know how these work??

its from last night.

Spider Monkey
04-08-2009, 03:40 PM
Hence the first two words in the story.


LAST NIGHT. lel

Pop Da Hatch
04-08-2009, 04:14 PM
whoa showd that ho

90lac
04-08-2009, 05:24 PM
should of taken all of his money and hers to just for the point of it all

Bender
04-08-2009, 05:26 PM
should of taken all of his money and hers to just for the point of it all

he got his 100 and her purse :fyi:

_AnGeL_
04-08-2009, 05:33 PM
pimp hand is strong son!

hoss
04-08-2009, 05:39 PM
I am here for crunk wed... I am sure not to go out, not to get laid, and not to have anything epic to report... But I am drunk, does this count for anything?

IamDeMan
04-08-2009, 06:07 PM
Last night me and my crew went to a bar 30 miles from my trailer park. We heard its the hot spot on wednesday nights. Its packed as shit when we get there, one of my friends is an old friend of the doorman so we straight up get in fo free. Theres music playing, lots of hot college hoes, and theres definately more guys then hoes. we just drinkin and chillin...you know how we do it. Later on that night Im pretty hammerd and they start playing a Too $hort song. 3 girls walk by me and I call out the blond one. I tell her "sayz ho can I ask you a question?". She says "Ok, sure". Anywayz I proceed and sayz "do you know how to fuck?". Her response was priceless. "Kind of, Im not too good, wanna see?". "Hell YA!". She takes me to tha bathroom takes off her dress and has nothing underneath. She had c cup tits and an ass to die for. She takes off my shirt, I pull my pants down and whip out my cock. She starts deepthroating. Im like dude I hit tha fuckin jackpot. She jumps on top of me and we start piping standing up. after 10 minutes im ready to bust. she sayz wait throw it on my face. she gets off i take the condom off and WHAM! face shot nukka. Were putting our clothes back on and were ready to go back out and she sayz "Ok, thats $100". Im like WTF! what do you mean?. she sayz "A blow job and a fuck is $50 each. Thats $100 babe". I tell her whatever I didnt know your a hooker. "Im an escort" she sayz. "I woulda never did shit with you if i knew that". I walk out back to my friends. about 5 minutes later a 6'3" meathead walks up to me with her and sayz I owe her money. I try to explain the situation, but he dont wanna here it, and sayz pay up or I'll make you pay for it outside. so i toss him a bill, and tell him to get tha fuck on.
After we leave the bar me and my friends plan to blind side that fuckin steroid freak and get my monies back. We see him walking with her in the parking lot. Right before they get into their BMW BAM! sucker punch! It was 4 of us and only him with a skank. We drop him to the ground stomp on him for 2 minutes, and knock him out uncontience. I take the biches purse and get my $100 back. Just to be a dick i keyd his car and slashd his tires.

cliffs : banged a hot 19yr old white girls
cost me $100, but got it back.
It's all about teh monies mayne!