This Sun. Undercover Boss

[atoz350]

My boss is going to be on it. The girl in the call center that he is "buddy monitoring" with visits my office regularly.

[Spider Monkey]

My boss is going to be on it. The girl in the call center that he is "buddy monitoring" with visits my office regularly.

Is she hot?

[jesus]

I have no clue WTF this thread is about.

[atoz350]

Is she hot?

Fucking smoking hot.

[Spider Monkey]

Fucking smoking hot.

Aight. I'm watching then. When is this shit?

[Spider Monkey]

And pix bro. Neow.

[atoz350]

Aight. I'm watching then. When is this shit?


8:00 ET

Her ass is perfect, but she was sitting down....

[atoz350]

And pix bro. Neow.

I will not subject myself to the rumble and chaos of the 2nd floor. Besides, She's off today I think.

[Spider Monkey]

I will not subject myself to the rumble and chaos of the 2nd floor. Besides, She's off today I think.

Next time she comes into your office, I expect a shot of her leaving, in my inbox bro.

[atoz350]

Next time she comes into your office, I expect a shot of her leaving, in my inbox bro.

Will do.

[tapout]

On noaw.

[Derrick824]

No pix? WTF?

[tapout]

LOL, exactly why cable>satellite....

No signal in the rain.

[eus090474]

Miss black Colorado?? Nice

[atoz350]

LOL, exactly why cable>satellite....

No signal in the rain.

Rain fade occurs with cable too. It all eventually uses satellite.

[atoz350]

Miss black Colorado?? Nice

Yes. She's fucking amazing and nice as hell too.

[Spider Monkey]

No one got pix? You all suck.

[Derrick824]

Rain fade occurs with cable too. It all eventually uses satellite.

Bullshit. Cable will never have the problems those little shitty dishes do.

[atoz350]

No one got pix? You all suck.

I haven't seen her all weekend.

[atoz350]

Bullshit. Cable will never have the problems those little shitty dishes do.

That's where you're wrong and out of your league. I guess you don't know what I do, do you?

[Derrick824]

I know that people I know with shitty little dishes ALWAYS have problems with them during storms and I've never had a problem with cable during a storm EVER.

[atoz350]

I know that people I know with shitty little dishes ALWAYS have problems with them during storms and I've never had a problem with cable during a storm EVER.

That's because those people probably didn't pay for their install. It helps when you know WTF you're doing.

[_AnGeL_]

i never had any issues with my DTV, even in storms.

there was the one time it snowed and the signal got fuxxord for a sec, i went and got the snow off the dish and the signal was clear again.

:wat:

ngas got shitty installs.

[Derrick824]

What's funny is that even on the show it showed the signal getting fuxed with just a little rain. Dishes are a joke. They suck.

[atoz350]

I know that people I know with shitty little dishes ALWAYS have problems with them during storms and I've never had a problem with cable during a storm EVER.

Guess what. There was a storm last night. I was watching TV. As I said, shitty installs.

[atoz350]

What's funny is that even on the show it showed the signal getting fuxed with just a little rain. Dishes are a joke. They suck.

He had signal. You obviously don't know WTF you're talking about. I guess the term Rain fade escapes you.

[atoz350]

The signal went down a few points. It doesn't affect the picture. The boxes are programmed to check signal strength past a certain threshold. If it doesn't meet the threshold at the time of install it fails the installation. I wrote the program.

[Derrick824]

Did you even watch the show? The part where the ceo and Tequilla installed the dish then went inside as it started raining. They said on the show that signal dropped to 50% cause of the rain. And if that was a shitty install then DTV fails even worse for actually putting a shitty install on national tv. I can't believe they even showed the part about signal going out cause of the rain. lol

Just admit your company = failure.

[atoz350]

Did you even watch the show? The part where the ceo and Tequilla installed the dish then went inside as it started raining. They said on the show that signal dropped to 50% cause of the rain. And if that was a shitty install then DTV fails even worse for actually putting a shitty install on national tv. I can't believe they even showed the part about signal going out cause of the rain. lol

Just admit your company = failure.

Okay, I'll admit. DirecTV stock only went up everyday I've been here, while the cable companies have been dropping. Yeah we suck. And the signal didn't drop 50%. They dropped 3 decibels, which equals half power. Mind you we broadcast at 100 decibels anyway. And Tequilla is an excellent tech.


If you're going to spout bullshit, just know a little something about the technology.

[Porch Monkey]

Tequilla helps some techs get through their days.

[atoz350]

This fucking guy, saying Hughes Aviation is a failure... :laugh:

[dcmcki]

Niqqa come fix my install....it apparently sux dong. I lose out when it rains.....but only if its real HARD. While you are up on the roof and shit, can you gimme some free HBO?

I really do love my DirecTV and wouldnt ever trade it for cable.

[atoz350]

Niqqa come fix my install....it apparently sux dong. I lose out when it rains.....but only if its real HARD. While you are up on the roof and shit, can you gimme some free HBO?

I really do love my DirecTV and wouldnt ever trade it for cable.

Call a tech. I'm corporate.

[dcmcki]

Call a tech. I'm corporate.

Then how about just the free HBO then?

[Derrick824]

And the signal didn't drop 50%. They dropped 3 decibels, which equals half power.

Hahahahaha, it didn't drop 50% it only dropped HALF power. lol. Half = 50%. :strokeface:

And Tequilla is an excellent tech.
You've been blaming crappy signal on the tech's installs this entire time. So was it the tech's shitty install that dropped the signal or was it the rain. Either way DTV fails.

[Derrick824]

The signal went down a few points. It doesn't affect the picture. The boxes are programmed to check signal strength past a certain threshold. If it doesn't meet the threshold at the time of install it fails the installation. I wrote the program.

So you wrote a program to fail an install for something that doesn't affect anything? That sounds like more fail.

[atoz350]

Hahahahaha, it didn't drop 50% it only dropped HALF power. lol. Half = 50%. :strokeface:


You've been blaming crappy signal on the tech's installs this entire time. So was it the tech's shitty install that dropped the signal or was it the rain. Either way DTV fails.
Rain dropped it, but this is way too much for you to understand. Why do you have such a grudge? Did they deny your credit?

So you wrote a program to fail an install for something that doesn't affect anything? That sounds like more fail.

No I wrote a program that makes sure techs don't bullshit the install. There is a minimum requirement that you must meet in order not to have your signal go out every time it rains. It's different for every market too. Read up.

[atoz350]

Your troll is weak son.

[Derrick824]

So now your only defense is that I don't understand but yet you're the one contradicting yourself with everything you say. You're funny guy. :fyi:

[atoz350]

So now your only defense is that I don't understand but yet you're the one contradicting yourself with everything you say. You're funny guy. :fyi:

Where is the contradiction? Please point it out. You really have no clue about any of this. You're also wrong.

[Derrick824]

Your troll is weak son.

Still contradicting yourself I see cause you're getting really defensive for me being so weak. :troll:

[_AnGeL_]

i loved my DTV, so much more then my POS cable i have now :crap:

[Derrick824]

Where is the contradiction? Please point it out. You really have no clue about any of this. You're also wrong.

One minute you say rain doesn't affect it and blame shitty installs then you change up and blame the rain cause the tech is so great. That's a contradiction. :fyi:

[atoz350]

Still contradicting yourself I see cause you're getting really defensive for me being so weak. :troll:

I'm not defensive at all. I would like the right information to be in this thread. You sir, are not providing it. You don't even know what contradiction means.

[atoz350]

One minute you say rain doesn't affect it and blame shitty installs then you change up and blame the rain cause the tech is so great. That's a contradiction. :fyi:

I can guarantee that that customer has never had a problem with his service. That's a good install. So what it didn't pass my verification. Shitty installs have signal problems. He system didn't have a signal problem. Did you hear the numbers she gave?

You don't know what you are talking about, so just admit it and STFU.

[Derrick824]

And the signal didn't drop 50%. They dropped 3 decibels, which equals half power.

Hahahahaha, it didn't drop 50% it only dropped HALF power. lol. Half = 50%. :strokeface:

:confused2:

[Derrick824]

It didn't drop 50% it only dropped half = contradiction :fyi:

[atoz350]

:confused2:

You are confused. 3 decibels is the signal. Power is the amplitude. the amplitude dropped 50%. The signal is still there. I told you it was way over your head.

[Derrick824]

I can guarantee that that customer has never had a problem with his service.

Except for the fact that they couldn't even activate his box because of the signal drop caused by the rain. :hilarious:

[atoz350]

Except for the fact that they couldn't even activate his box because of the signal drop caused by the rain. :hilarious:

See, you're wrong again. His box was activated. It didn't pass the Installation Verification test.

[atoz350]

And what makes you think Cable is so different? You do know that a cable head end gets it's signal from satellites right? I mean I only worked in one for 6 years.

[Derrick824]

See, you're wrong again. His box was activated. It didn't pass the Installation Verification test.

Uhh no you're wrong. I said THEY couldn't activate it. They had to call and wait on hold for 20 minutes to get a waiver to get it activated. That's after the rain fucked up the signal causing it to fail the test even though you claim rain doesn't fuck up the signal.

[Derrick824]

loludefensive ITT

[atoz350]

Uhh no you're wrong. I said THEY couldn't activate it. They had to call and wait on hold for 20 minutes to get a waiver to get it activated. That's after the rain fucked up the signal causing it to fail the test even though you claim rain doesn't fuck up the signal.

So they used the wrong word, and that makes me wrong? In order for them to get to the IV test, the box has to be activated.

[atoz350]

Just took this pic. It's Jones Communications. That's a cable head-end.


http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee97/atoz350/2010-10-11142905.jpg

[wishuponansg]

I can't decide whose trolling who.

[eus090474]

149

[atoz350]

Really? Did you link from your hard drive?

[eus090474]

pissed me off so I uploaded it and that is what I got. Cant get to Flickr or any of those other sites at work.

[atoz350]

Damn homie. Blocked by IT.

[_AnGeL_]

pissed me off so I uploaded it and that is what I got. Cant get to Flickr or any of those other sites at work.

owned :crap:

[eus090474]

I know, and I am IT. For one site at least. Too much hassle to plug myself into an outside line to bypass firewall.

[eus090474]

You can click pic and it will open in a new window

[eus090474]

owned :crap:

:goatse:

[atoz350]

You can click pic and it will open in a new window

It's cached in your system. I get nossing.

[_AnGeL_]

i can see zee pitcher.

[atoz350]

i can see zee pitcher.

WTF?

:troll:

[eus090474]

I fail

[eus090474]

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/4499/305499-full_of_fuck_super.jpg

[_AnGeL_]

no yoke, tis jackie chan with his hand to his head and a retarded expression on his face, and underneath it says: "my brain is full of fuck"

[_AnGeL_]

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/4499/305499-full_of_fuck_super.jpg

well fuck you.... lol

[atoz350]

I saw that.

[hoss]

That's because those people probably didn't pay for their install. It helps when you know WTF you're doing.

Cable companies will install for free bro. And they work in the rain. You are making a compelling argument against dishes.

[Porch Monkey]

they make nice sleds

[Derrick824]

Just took this pic. It's Jones Communications. That's a cable head-end.


http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee97/atoz350/2010-10-11142905.jpg

Wait a minute. Are you really trying to compare those dishes to the pos little dishes on peoples houses? You are just all kinds of full of fuckin fail in this thread.

[atoz350]

Cable companies will install for free bro. And they work in the rain. You are making a compelling argument against dishes.

No they don't. They include installation in your first bill. I also know more about this than you.

[atoz350]

Wait a minute. Are you really trying to compare those dishes to the pos little dishes on peoples houses? You are just all kinds of full of fuckin fail in this thread.

You do know that it's the same technology with the same power right? You are really showing your ignorance here.

[hoss]

No they don't. They include installation in your first bill. I also know more about this than you.

Either I know more than you or I am a much better negotiator than you, because I have never payed an installation fee on cable. Never once bro.

[hoss]

You do know that it's the same technology with the same power right? You are really showing your ignorance here.

Then why not replace them with the little small ones?

Is it because the larger ones are better at receiving the signal? :duh:

[atoz350]

Either I know more than you or I am a much better negotiator than you, because I have never payed an installation fee on cable. Never once bro.

You simply didn't know it. Neither of the previous apply here. If you didn't pay up front, they broke it up into payments over the term of your contract. That's what your "Misc. Charges" are for.

[atoz350]

Then why not replace them with the little small ones?

Is it because the larger ones are better at receiving the signal? :duh:

They are better at receiving signal over a broader span. The shape of the ODU (dish) has to do with what satellites it is receiving signal from. Not the strength of the signal.

[hoss]

You simply didn't know it. Neither of the previous apply here. If you didn't pay up front, they broke it up into payment over the term of your contract. That's what your "Misc. Charges" are for.

However they want to do it is fine by me. As long as I get the service for the promised price, and am not charged an install fee, they can do whatever creative accounting they want.

[atoz350]

However they want to do it is fine by me. As long as I get the service for the promised price, and am not charged an install fee, they can do whatever creative accounting they want.

Okay. That has nothing to do with this arguement though

[Randy Savage]

You two faggots found something else to argue about?

Why don't you just get together and fuck, no more tension. I'll hold the camera. And someone's balls.

[Derrick824]

Either I know more than you or I am a much better negotiator than you, because I have never payed an installation fee on cable. Never once bro.

x2

Even when they came to run dedicated internet lines to my old apartment and in my house I didn't get charged a thing for installation. They also came out and fixed my shit for free when our dog chewed the line.

More Atoz fail ITT.

[atoz350]

x2

Even when they came to run dedicated internet lines to my old apartment and in my house I didn't get charged a thing for installation. They also came out and fixed my shit for free when our dog chewed the line.

More Atoz fail ITT.

You fail idiot. You're the one that's not looking at your bill. They charged you. Both times.

[Derrick824]

They are better at receiving signal over a broader span. The shape of the ODU (dish) has to do with what satellites it is receiving signal from. Not the strength of the signal.

They're also better at not fucking up in the rain. :wiggle:

[Derrick824]

You fail idiot. You're the one that's not looking at your bill. They charged you. Both times.

I can look at my bill just fine and no they didn't charge me for shit.

[Spider Monkey]

You two faggots found something else to argue about?

Why don't you just get together and fuck, no more tension. I'll hold the camera. And someone's balls.

lel. Took the words out of my mouth.

[Derrick824]

Wow! eknowitall is looking all kinds of stupid ITT.

[atoz350]

They're also better at not fucking up in the rain. :wiggle:

If you think so. Of course, since you don't know anything about it. I'd have to say you're wrong again.

[Derrick824]

If you think so. Of course, since you don't know anything about it. I'd have to say you're wrong again.

Except for the fact that my cable never fucks up in the rain. & I mean never ever.

[atoz350]

Except for the fact that my cable never fucks up in the rain. & I mean never ever.

My dish has never fucked up in the rain or snow. Your point is invalid. Of course mine was also installed properly.

[Derrick824]

You keep blaming the installs but it's still a failure either way. Shitty install or shitty service. Cable > shitty dishes.

[atoz350]

You keep blaming the installs but it's still a failure either way. Shitty install or shitty service. Cable > shitty dishes.

You really think your cable is installed better? Copper clad steel cable is not better than pure copper. Do you have an aerial or underground eavesment? There are specific problems with both. I built cable plants. What is your tap value? How close are you to the nearest BTD? Unless you can tell me these things you are in way over your head.

[Derrick824]

You really think your cable is installed better? Copper clad steel cable is not better than pure copper. Do you have an aerial or underground eavesment? There are specific problems with both. I built cable plants. What is your tap value? How close are you to the nearest BTD? Unless you can tell me these things you are in way over your head.

WTF does any of that have to do with the fact that I have zero issues with my cable? See now you're just trying to make up stuff. Don't be mad at cable cause your company just made itself look like shit on national tv with the rain fucking up the signal.

[atoz350]

WTF does any of that have to do with the fact that I have zero issues with my cable? See now you're just trying to make up stuff. Don't be mad at cable cause your company just made itself look like shit on national tv with the rain fucking up the signal.

But they didn't. And I'm not making anything up. You're mad because you don't know anything. It's okay. They have schools for this stuff. Get learnt.

[Derrick824]

See now you're just being delusional. It's cool though. If you believe it in your own head it makes it alright.

[atoz350]

See now you're just being delusional. It's cool though. If you believe it in your own head it makes it alright.

How is that being delusional? You're the one that believes everything he sees on TV. That's delusional. Let Ralph Roberts do the same show. You'll then see the nitty gritty that is cable.

[JimJ]

Then why not replace them with the little small ones?

Is it because the larger ones are better at receiving the signal? :duh:

Different frequency bands.

Those big dishes are for C-band, which is about half the frequency of the Ku/Ka band dishes that DirecTV is using. Lower frequency, bigger dish needed for the same gain.

The downside is that higher frequencies are much more prone to attenuation by trees, water vapor, etc. But people don't like big dishes, so that's what they get to live with.

[JimJ]

Okay, I'll admit. DirecTV stock only went up everyday I've been here, while the cable companies have been dropping. Yeah we suck. And the signal didn't drop 50%. They dropped 3 decibels, which equals half power. Mind you we broadcast at 100 decibels anyway. And Tequilla is an excellent tech.


If you're going to spout bullshit, just know a little something about the technology.

-100dBm, yes?

100dBm at the dish would be an asston of power, lulz

[atoz350]

Different frequency bands.

Those big dishes are for C-band, which is about half the frequency of the Ku/Ka band dishes that DirecTV is using. Lower frequency, bigger dish needed for the same gain.

The downside is that higher frequencies are much more prone to attenuation by trees, water vapor, etc. But people don't like big dishes, so that's what they get to live with.

Eggs Zachary.

[atoz350]

-100dBm, yes?

100dBm at the dish would be an asston of power, lulz

It's 100 dBm. Not enough to cook yet like Wildblue TRIAs but powerful enough to get through most storms.