What is the most fucked lube you have used to FAP?

[funkyab]

Once when I was still a youngster, I needed to get my fap on while I was at my grandparents. I couldnt get into their bathroom so I grabbed some dish soap and went to town (to scrambled pron! A day or so later all the skin on my schlong started peeling off. Even though I had never gotten any real pussy I was convinced that I had an STD somehow. I went to the free clinic, showed them my junk and the first thing the doc asked was if i had been fapping with soap. :uhoh:

[wasted ink]

Bengay?


































































:fu:

[tapout]

blistex.

:fu:

[Bender]

Bengay?
:fu:

:laugh::laugh::laugh: dumb ass

[darthvibrator]

its not really fucked up, but i have used hair conditioner. dont get any of it in your pee hole (impossible), cause that shit burns like shit when you piss right after.

btw...i usually dry hand it now. its more inconspicuous. i think its made my cock lose some feelings though. nutting just doesnt feel as good as i remember it.

[tommyk90]

its not really fucked up, but i have used hair conditioner. dont get any of it in your pee hole (impossible), cause that shit burns like shit when you piss right after.

btw...i usually dry hand it now. its more inconspicuous. i think its made my cock lose some feelings though. nutting just doesnt feel as good as i remember it.

Been there, done that.

Sucks very much. That's why I don't jack it in the shower anymore.

[darthvibrator]

Been there, done that.

Sucks very much. That's why I don't jack it in the shower anymore.

what?! jacking in the showers the best. you fucking just nut every where and theres no clean up.

its weird though when someone walks in after and asks why it smells like sea water in there though...

[tommyk90]

what?! jacking in the showers the best. you fucking just nut every where and theres no clean up.

its weird though when someone walks in after and asks why it smells like sea water in there though...

What lube can you use in the shower though?

I can't go at it raw.

Busting a nut up against the wall unobstructed is a good feeling though.

[darthvibrator]

What lube can you use in the shower though?

I can't go at it raw.

Busting a nut up against the wall unobstructed is a good feeling though.

you can use any lube. i mean, of course not in direct stream of the water, you gotta stand in the corner, then when about to bust, just hop in front of the shower while continuing to jerk.

the water, jizz, and conditioner combine to form a trifecta of pleasure...then it all just washes away.

[ngsm13]

Yah, that shit sucks...

nG

[tommyk90]

you can use any lube. i mean, of course not in direct stream of the water, you gotta stand in the corner, then when about to bust, just hop in front of the shower while continuing to jerk.

the water, jizz, and conditioner combine to form a trifecta of pleasure...then it all just washes away.

Hm, intriguing.

My only issue is that the last few times I tried to bust in the shower, it just wasn't happening. It's as though I need visual stimulation nowadays to even think about popping one off. :crap:

[ngsm13]

Hm, intriguing.

My only issue is that the last few times I tried to bust in the shower, it just wasn't happening. It's as though I need visual stimulation nowadays to even think about popping one off. :crap:


This.

nG

[darthvibrator]

smart phones guy.

download some porn to the smartphone and spank away.

[Volpone]

I can do whatever is needed without watching something, but it's a lot more work. Sad to say that masturbation is basically that thing you have to do; you get it done, and move on. Really lost some of it's glory.

[slim8605]

Lots of truth/win from Darth in here.

[galacticmonkey]

Tags: fap, hair conditioner

Lawlz.

[Toasted1]

crisco and tinactin foot spray

[Volpone]

Tough actin' Tinactin.

John Madden uses it, too.

[wasted ink]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: dumb ass

I hope you didn't think that was serious. I was hoping someone would remember that 4chan motivator :laugh:

[Puppet Master]

my own blood

[tommyk90]

my own blood

Pics?

[SyKo13]

Vicks vaporub I think

[IDSkot]

my own blood

So have I!

Used your blood, that is.

Now I got teh HIV. :crap:

[bluecar]

No lube. But I am not a professional fapper like half you folks.

[hemroids]

i have done the shortening that i use for frying stuff in then used it for cooking. I just scooped out the nutted in part and threw that away.

[darthvibrator]

No lube. But I am not a professional fapper like half you folks.

have you found your cock loosing any feeling?

i hope im wrong but it what i think might have happened. i got a phone call at 1:00am, which is why im up, and i cant get back to sleep. im gonna try to fap my way back to sleep.

[icpurplepplalot]

Mayo

[joetama]

Usually none.... Foreskin FTW.

[Spider Monkey]

Usually none.... Foreskin FTW.

Tama. He's not Jewish.

[slim8605]

Tama. He's not Jewish.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Bender]

I hope you didn't think that was serious. I was hoping someone would remember that 4chan motivator :laugh:

lol for your dicks sake i hope you were joking

[Volpone]

I like to warm up a stick of butter in the microwave. Can't make it too hot, though....

[Porch Monkey]

I got 31 tubes of Magic Lube right here for sale if anyone needs some.

$4.99 ea

[joetama]

Tama. He's not Jewish.


Nope no I'm not. ;)

[Goremageddon]

Usually none.... Foreskin FTW.

;)








toothpaste :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap:

shits worse then bengay

[IDSkot]

its not really fucked up, but i have used hair conditioner. dont get any of it in your pee hole (impossible), cause that shit burns like shit when you piss right after.

btw...i usually dry hand it now. its more inconspicuous. i think its made my cock lose some feelings though. nutting just doesnt feel as good as i remember it.

Stop jerkin' it for a week.
Once you touch your dick for the first time, it'll feel like you just popped your cherry again.
I promise.

[Glock17]

Ehh, Probably hair conditioner like the rest and suffered the after effects.

[Goremageddon]

i use mustard on my cawk and put it between glocks moms buns and tell his girl to gobble on it like a hotdog.


who wants pics?

[Superlifted06FX4]

i use mustard on my cawk and put it between glocks moms buns and tell his girl to gobble on it like a hotdog.


who wants pics?

In for pics.

[Superlifted06FX4]

I use Glocks blood, :fyi:

[Glock17]

I use Glocks blood, :fyi:
Everyone here already knew you were homo from the start.sorry sweetie...I already have a lover.

[Superlifted06FX4]

Your just pissed you didn't get a reach around.

[Alpine4life89]

Bengay. It burned pretty bad after though, i was just hoping my dick wouldn't swell up or something.

[Bender]

Bengay. It burned pretty bad after though, i was just hoping my dick wouldn't swell up or something.

you should try icy hot next time

[ngsm13]

What about the most fucked up PLACE... lol

nG

[Goremageddon]

What about the most fucked up PLACE... lol

nG

hmmm......


prolly infront of the girls parents lulz

[joetama]

What about the most fucked up PLACE... lol

nG

That would be a new thread... And that list would go on and on and on.

[Glock17]

That would be a new thread... And that list would go on and on and on.
Start the new thread then Tama.

[joetama]

I'm a reluctant thread started. Unless I have something really good to talk about, I'll just tag it in another thread.

[Goremageddon]

I'm a reluctant thread started. Unless I have something really good to talk about, I'll just tag it in another thread.

:emo:

[joetama]

I used to post pr0nz threads all the time.