Just had a customer...

[Porch Monkey]

come in and shit himself! Shit everywhere! Our bathroom is a cess pool!

[Spider Monkey]

What did he buy?

[Pop Da Hatch]

Pics for sure........ of the fat fuck, was it Big Bang?

[90lac]

sorry man i ate allot of Mexican food yesterday

[Porch Monkey]

no pics, and it was an old guy

[Spider Monkey]

What did he buy?

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[Porch Monkey]

lots of bleach and acid

[Porch Monkey]

he bought a bunch of salt last week, but it rained A LOT and washed it all away and now he has a green pool. lol

[Spider Monkey]

Next time he comes, tell him to clean up his mess.

[evildave101]

When I lived in Kansas, we used to recycle scrap metal for the aircraft companies. We shipped a lot of stuff out of state, so we always had truck drivers coming to the warehouse. They would use the bathroom and such while we loaded their trucks. Then one day this trucker that only had 1 leg used the bathroom. After he left the guy i worked with comes in to the office and tells me the bathroom is trashed. This guy had shit everywhere, all over the toilet, on the floor, on the walls, everywhere. After that the bathroom was "out of order" whenever the truck drivers were there

[Porch Monkey]

LOL my boss did the Bob Sagat thing, "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!"

[Bender]

come in and shit himself! Shit everywhere! Our bathroom is a cess pool!

LOL my boss did the Bob Sagat thing, "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!"

:hugerofl::hahaha:

[Toasted1]

So who is cleaning it up? I would probably quit over it if they made me I can hardly take cat shit in the little box let alone some AARP induced squirts all over the entire bathroom.

[Spider Monkey]

Prolly the new black kid they hired.

[Toasted1]

lol and I just realized we haz two monkeys up this this bitch now a blue and a yellow one.

[Spider Monkey]

Yea it throws me off. lel