What are you afraid of?

[slim8605]

A spider just crawled on me....I screamed a little and dropped a laptop on the ground.

What are your phobias?

[Pop Da Hatch]

snakes
sharks

[Spider Monkey]

AIDS. Scared to death of it.

[slim8605]

snakes
sharks


Get into with a shark before or is it just because of movies/stories?

[joetama]

When I was younger I was afraid of heights. But, I outgrew that.

Now, just snakes. And I'm slowly starting to overcome that as well.

[galacticmonkey]

Minorities.

[slim8605]

AIDS. Scared to death of it.

Thats only spread through toilet seats and kissing girls so I'm safe.

When I was younger I was afraid of heights. But, I outgrew that.

Now, just snakes. And I'm slowly starting to overcome that as well.

I use to be afraid of hieghts to but I got over it after flying a few times.

[Spider Monkey]

When I was younger I was afraid of heights. But, I outgrew that.

Now, just snakes. And I'm slowly starting to overcome that as well.

I no like the heights. Bad accident when younger. I get wobble knees just looking at pictures of extreme heights.

[fanninator]

heights! im alot better than i was but still not very good. ladders and scissor lifts over like 15' are bad for me, but i can climb scaffolding 4 or 5 sections high and work off of it all day.

[Pop Da Hatch]

Get into with a shark before or is it just because of movies/stories?

:mj: movies and stories dogg.

[slim8605]

I no like the heights. Bad accident when younger. I get wobble knees just looking at pictures of extreme heights.

Wow, that sucks.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p31/slim8605/pentonium.jpg

[joetama]

Minorities.

Yar.

Thats only spread through toilet seats and kissing girls so I'm safe.



I use to be afraid of hieghts to but I got over it after flying a few times.

I had to get over it. Where I work we climb a lot of ladders, use lifts, climb towers.

I no like the heights. Bad accident when younger. I get wobble knees just looking at pictures of extreme heights.

I practiced doing everything on the first rung of the ladder/tower or with the lift on the ground. THen I realized that the only difference is I'm i the air.

[Spider Monkey]

Wow, that sucks.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p31/slim8605/pentonium.jpg

That didn't hurt. It has to be realistic pictures where I can picture myself standing.

[Jamesypoo]

Let's see...



Toilet water splashing up when I take power shits

Injuring myself with no healthcare

Getting someone pregnant before I'm ready to

Balding

Snakes

Hairy vaginas

Friend's lives getting fucked up because of drugs

Putting anything in my eyes (can swim with my eyes open but can't do eyedrops)

Big spiders

Not making a positive impact on someone's life






That is all.

[bunkerking09]

failure. like epic failure living in a trailor park

i don't have any real tangible fears. snakes, spiders, heights...nothing

[Spider Monkey]

failure. like epic failure living in a trailor park


Tappin seems to do alright for himself and he was raised in a trailer park.

[ThomasG]

Naked old people.

[Jamesypoo]

Also add an unfaithful significant other to my list.

[Spider Monkey]

I would like to add, forum downtime.

[ThomasG]

Let's see...



Toilet water splashing up when I take power shits

Injuring myself with no healthcare

Getting someone pregnant before I'm ready to

Balding

Snakes

Hairy vaginas

Friend's lives getting fucked up because of drugs

Putting anything in my eyes (can swim with my eyes open but can't do eyedrops)

Big spiders

Not making a positive impact on someone's life






That is all.

x2 on bolded

[hoss]

Internet forums... But I am also addicted to them. Everytime I come here I scream and cry.

[Jamesypoo]

I would usually care less about water splash up, but I have this blue toilet water with bleach in it and it burns my butt hole.

[ThomasG]

Failing a lift when I'm maxing out. Ruins my entire fucking day.

[Spider Monkey]

I would usually care less about water splash up, but I have this blue toilet water with bleach in it and it burns my butt hole.

When you have to take a power shit at home, try flushing the toilet and then immediately doing an upper decker. That should prevent backsplash.

[bunkerking09]

Failing a lift when I'm maxing out. Ruins my entire fucking day.

We did a weight ratio thing at my school to see who the pound for pound strongest kid was. I was determined I was going to win. Came in fucking 2nd by .03.

That pissed me off

[Jamesypoo]

When you have to take a power shit at home, try flushing the toilet and then immediately doing an upper decker. That should prevent backsplash.

:stfu:

[Porch Monkey]

Snakes, yet I'm fascinated by them at the same time. Just like everyone else is with the hossauge!

Oh and this

http://therearenosunglasses.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/rosie20kalid20mohammed.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

:stfu:

:wat: Just trying to help you guys past your phobias!

[slim8605]

Let's see...



Toilet water splashing up when I take power shits

Injuring myself with no healthcare

Getting someone pregnant before I'm ready to

Balding

Snakes

Hairy vaginas

Friend's lives getting fucked up because of drugs

Putting anything in my eyes (can swim with my eyes open but can't do eyedrops)

Big spiders

Not making a positive impact on someone's life






That is all.

They are not full blown phobias for me but I'm afraid of a lot of the same stuff.

[Jamesypoo]

:wat: Just trying to help you guys past your phobias!

lul

[tappin_azz]

failure. like epic failure living in a trailor park

Tappin seems to do alright for himself and he was raised in a trailer park.


trailer parks are tha shit yo!!

im afraid of midgets and clowns...and God help us all if a midget clown even walks up on me...

[ThomasG]

getting a flat tire while going 90 on the freeway.

[ThomasG]

The seat unlatching when I'm in rides like these

http://www.daviscountycvb.com/media/MediaPhotos/images/Lagoon%20Rocket.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

THAT made my knees wobble.

[slim8605]

That is why I only get on the teacups when I go to amusement parks. :fyi:

[IamDeMan]

A spider just crawled on me....I screamed a little and dropped a laptop on the ground.

What are your phobias?

You should have peed on it Tsaven.

[Jamesypoo]

getting a flat tire while going 90 on the freeway.

No shit.




http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v315/54/56/32301172/n32301172_32783631_108.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

You should have peed on it Tsaven.

He will have no idea what that means.

[Bender]

AIDS. Scared to death of it.

are you gay? black? if so then you are fucked

[Spider Monkey]

black? if so then you are fucked

:crap:

[slim8605]

You should have peed on it Tsaven.

I would have peed on it but I didn't want it to jump up and crawl on my penis. Then I would have to cut it off. I already feel like I need to take a shower and it only crawled on my pants. :crap:

[ma5terta]

the future and the dark

[slim8605]

Wow you really are fucked.

[Bender]

:crap:

better get yourself tested fool :fyi:

[Spider Monkey]

better get yourself tested fool :fyi:

HELL NO! I don't believe in doctors. How do you think I have gone a lifetime with zero cavities?

That's right. I don't go to the dentist.

Wanna know how I don't have cancer? I stay away from my PCP.

[Bender]

HELL NO! I don't believe in doctors. How do you think I have gone a lifetime with zero cavities?

That's right. I don't go to the dentist.

Wanna know how I don't have cancer? I stay away from my PCP.

so technically you have cavities but they were never diagnosed so you dont? lol

[IamDeMan]

He will have no idea what that means.

I know, but I lolled.

[IamDeMan]

so technically you have cavities but they were never diagnosed so you dont? lol
Even if they are diagnosed he doesn't have them until he says he does. You really are slow.

[Spider Monkey]

so technically you have cavities but they were never diagnosed so you dont? lol

No, it means I don't have any. You ever hear a tree fall in the woods when no one is around?

No, you don't, because they don't make any sound when no one is around.

[97gp]

Snakes on a plane







and everywhere else

[CRAVINGBASS123]

i dont get scared
i get gangsta

[_AnGeL_]

Getting someone pregnant before I'm ready to

Hairy vaginas

spider monkey working for kicker lul

That is all.

this

:dance:

[icpurplepplalot]

I have claustrophobia.

[90lac]

No shit.




http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v315/54/56/32301172/n32301172_32783631_108.jpg

holly fuck that looks scarry front or back

[Spider Monkey]

holly fuck that looks scarry

Forget that! That looks scary!

[CRAVINGBASS123]

Forget that! That looks scary!

x2

[IamDeMan]

x2

QBD

[Jamesypoo]

holly fuck that looks scarry front or back

Who is Holly Fuck? Also, it was a rear.

[slim8605]

Forget that! That looks scary!

Who is Holly Fuck? Also, it was a rear.

Those.

[Pop Da Hatch]

CRASH

[Pop Da Hatch]

married womenz husbands who are angered with me after grinding on their trophy wifes

[90lac]

holly fuck that looks scarry front or back

sorry need to quit jerking off on my key broad my keys are sticky

[pl8er]

Germs.

Nothing else, but that alone has me rethinking each of my daily events and planning ahead.

[_AnGeL_]

Germs.

Nothing else, but that alone has me rethinking each of my daily events and planning ahead.

lol must suck

[pl8er]

lol must suck

Yes, it kinda does. But I almost never get sick. :mj:

[Spider Monkey]

Bubble Boys rarely do get sick.

[_AnGeL_]

lul~!

[ThomasG]

No shit.




http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v315/54/56/32301172/n32301172_32783631_108.jpg

Ouch fuck that shit.

[pl8er]

Ouch fuck that shit.

Imagine the fear with being on a bike. I can't say it is a fear, but I do switch out the tires every 3,500 miles and use the best tire I can.

[Slammed]

Im scared of dicks

[Tiger Bass]

Getting a girl preggo.

Always wear a rubber no matter what.

[bluecar]

Get a wife and she cheats

[darthvibrator]

not a huge fan of spiders. i mean, they can hide anywhere the fuck they please, no warning, and fucking bite you. god forbid (lawl...god) its a poisonous one.

death

airplanes. i wouldnt be scared of airplanes IF every person had their own parachute and it was easy to get out the damn thing if it went down.

basically, those last two show that i am afraid of the unknown.

[funkyab]

Let's see...



Toilet water splashing up when I take power shits

Injuring myself with no healthcare

Getting someone pregnant before I'm ready to

Balding

Snakes

Hairy vaginas

Friend's lives getting fucked up because of drugs

Putting anything in my eyes (can swim with my eyes open but can't do eyedrops)

Big spiders

Not making a positive impact on someone's life






That is all.

:ctimes:

[Tiger Bass]

Balding? Pshhhhh, that ain't nothing to be scared of.

[darthvibrator]

oh yea, that ill end up like my parents. worthless fucks.

btw, i would say im afraid of balding..buts its happening as we speak. slowly but surely...fuck!

[bluecar]

I hate going under the house...dark, damp, snakes, spiders...ftl

[Slammed]

what about ninjas?

[Slammed]

they are always in the basement :fyi:

[Bender]

they are always in the basement :fyi:

they like cold dark places :fyi:

[Slammed]

they like cold dark places :fyi:

their souls are cold dark places :fyi:

[Bender]

their souls are cold dark places :fyi:

what? all of my ninja buddies are happy go lucky people

[Slammed]

what? all of my ninja buddies are happy go lucky people

you are confusing them with pirates :fyi:

[conversehtnut]

you are confusing them with pirates :fyi:

ninja vs pirates

who would win?

[Uncle Rico]

Spiders and Lesbians

[conversehtnut]

Spiders and Lesbians

lesbians? srsly?

[Slammed]

Spiders and Lesbians

spiders are lesbians?

[Uncle Rico]

Yes, spiders and lesbians.

[slim8605]

Is it because too many lesbians will leave you with no pussy?

[IDSkot]

When I was younger I was afraid of heights. But, I outgrew that.

Now, just snakes. And I'm slowly starting to overcome that as well.

This one is just for you Tama:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/4ea5a37a.jpg


Laundry day, so no shirt... but:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/6f483d6b.jpg

[slim8605]

I think the snake wants you dead too.

[conversehtnut]

Yes, spiders and lesbians.

i guess i can understand teh spider part, but i dont get the whole lesbian thing

:squint:

[IDSkot]

I think the snake wants you dead too.

Nah. He's chillin'. Most of the time when I'm posting he's wrapped around my arm, body, or neck.

[slim8605]

Nah. He's chillin'. Most of the time when I'm posting he's wrapped around my arm, body, or neck.

How long is he?

[IDSkot]

How long is he?

I'd say around 2-1/2 feet. I don't feed him much. I don't want him getting too big. I want to take him to College with me.

[icpurplepplalot]

I'd say around 2-1/2 feet. I don't feed him much. I don't want him getting too big. I want to take him to College with me.

So you are starving your ball?

I fed mine once a week usually, but he was also nearing the 4 1/2 feet mark.

[IDSkot]

So you are starving your ball?

I fed mine once a week usually, but he was also nearing the 4 1/2 feet mark.

When you put it that way... it makes me sound like a bastard. But, yeah. I am. He's only grown a little bit in a while. It's not healthy, I know. but, I can't be taking a 4-5 foot snake to college. They'll definitely say no.

[conversehtnut]

When you put it that way... it makes me sound like a bastard. But, yeah. I am. He's only grown a little bit in a while. It's not healthy, I know. but, I can't be taking a 4-5 foot snake to college. They'll definitely say no.

they'll prob say no to a 2 ft snake too

[icpurplepplalot]

They will say no period, that is if you plan on living in a dorm. If you live in an apt. that allows pets, it's none of their damn business what type of pet you have as long as it is not dangerous.

[funkyab]

I'd say around 2-1/2 feet. I don't feed him much. I don't want him getting too big. I want to take him to College with me.

THAT IS FUCKED!!!!:5o:

[IDSkot]

THAT IS FUCKED!!!!:5o:

They're reptiles... how is that fucked up? You realize that reptiles' metabolic rate is incredibly slow due to their lack of brain functions. I feed him once a month, sometimes once every 2 months. Which is completely fine.

[icpurplepplalot]

They're reptiles... how is that fucked up? You realize that reptiles' metabolic rate is incredibly slow due to their lack of brain functions. I feed him once a month, sometimes once every 2 months. Which is completely fine.

Jesus christ dude, don't wait 2 months to feed him, that's just ridiculous and unhealthy for him. A snake that size should probably be fed every other week to every third week or so.

[IDSkot]

Jesus christ dude, don't wait 2 months to feed him, that's just ridiculous and unhealthy for him. A snake that size should probably be fed every other week to every third week or so.

I've only waited that long twice... and because I was out of town and my aunt wouldn't do it.

Granted I should've done it before, I didn't.

[funkyab]

I've only waited that long twice... and because I was out of town and my aunt wouldn't do it.

Granted I should've done it before, I didn't.

But it seems like you are trying to alter his natural feeding habits to keep him small (so you can take him to college)

That is SO fucked up. I doubt your snake (a pet one,, not your cock) will get you any extra pussy in your first year college situation.

[IDSkot]

But it seems like you are trying to alter his natural feeding habits to keep him small (so you can take him to college)

That is SO fucked up. I doubt your snake (a pet one,, not your cock) will get you any extra pussy in your first year college situation.

Who said anything about getting me laid? Most girls don't like snakes.
Nor do I care about your idea of morals. When I first got him, he would only eat once a month. So, I decided not to waste $4 bucks every week.

[icpurplepplalot]

Those fuckers are expensive in Miami, I checked em out last time I visited my dad because I was thinking about picking up another snake while I was there. I used to pay $1.00 for white mice here, and $2.00 for rats.

[Spider Monkey]

lesbians? srsly?

Long story

[slim8605]

Long story

Was he raped by two lesbians that were really men?

[Spider Monkey]

Was he raped by two lesbians that were really men?

Not my story to tell. :wat:

[IamDeMan]

Was he raped by two lesbians that were really men?

No. He was raped by 2 tarantulas while the lesbian owners watched and laughed at his penor.

[pl8er]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01080/earth-graphics-200_1080291a.jpg

[Toasted1]

Spiders, Being trapped in a fire, Living my golden years alone, Having a kid with serious mental issues... not because I don't like retards I think they are pretty cool and some of the most innocent people in the world I just think the amount of work and stress that would put on a relationship must be unimaginable.

[Pootie]

The Hossage. It spits.

[slim8605]

No. He was raped by 2 tarantulas while the lesbian owners watched and laughed at his penor.

Sounds like a good reason to me lol.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01080/earth-gnraphics-200_1080291a.jpg



Not cool :fyi:

[icpurplepplalot]

No. He was raped by 2 tarantulas while the lesbian owners watched and laughed at his penor.

True story

[Mr. Shickadance]

probably going bald or getting fat.......or having a future wife get fat

shit, I'm shuttering right now just thinking about it :bounce: