i wanna be a pirate!

[tappin_azz]

i consider myself to be somewhat notorious on land, but i cannot grasp the concept of raping and pillaging on the high seas. how does that work? how do those little 3rd world country boats take over a tanker the size of a small town? there are no swords, eye-patches or parrots...so what gives??

help me expand my reign of terror. teach me the ways of pirating.

what it do!?!

[Spider Monkey]

I cannot condone this unless you swear to stay out of the carribean and the pacific ocean.

I has monkeys floating around in those parts.

[tappin_azz]

the carribean would be my territory. im not going anywhere near that cesspool you call the pacific. its on the shitty side of america.

[Bender]

they just drive up at night and climb aboard

[CRAVINGBASS123]

lmao.

look whats on the yahoo homepage,

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/piracy
these pirates keep succeeding, they must be for the win
wonder how much in ransom they have racked up

[Spider Monkey]

the carribean would be my territory.

I can not halp you until they cross the panama canal then. They are in Jamacia right now, so maybe in a couple months.

im not going anywhere near that cesspool you call the pacific. its on the shitty side of america.

Wat? We don't even have trailer parks over here.

[Bender]

lmao.

look whats on the yahoo homepage,

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/piracy
these pirates keep succeeding, they must be for the win
wonder how much in ransom they have racked up

do you call getting your head blown off by a navy seal succeeding?

[IDSkot]

they just drive up at night and climb aboard

This. It's amazing how much power one can achieve but aiming a single gun at the right head.

[Spider Monkey]

lmao.

look whats on the yahoo homepage,

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/piracy
these pirates keep succeeding, they must be for the win
wonder how much in ransom they have racked up
The latest seizures were the Lebanese-owned cargo ship MV Sea Horse, the Greek-managed bulk carrier MV Irene E.M. and two Egyptian fishing boats.
Meh.. They can have those bpoats for all I care.

[CRAVINGBASS123]

do you call getting your head blown off by a navy seal succeeding?

lol i wasnt aware of their failures
i wonder how many of these somalian pirates there are, prob all of somalia
cuz all them porch monkeys are hungry

[Porch Monkey]

East coast of Africa is where the money is!

[tappin_azz]

from what ive read, these are the steps to becoming a sucessful 21st century pirate:

1. rent a small ski boat
2. hire 4 or 5 african teenagers @ .05 an hour or a bowl of rice (whichever is cheaper ATM)
3. buy one gun
4. ???
5. profit

[Spider Monkey]

from what ive read, these are the steps to becoming a sucessful 21st century pirate:

1. rent a small ski boat
2. hire 4 or 5 african teenagers @ .05 an hour or a bowl of rice (whichever is cheaper ATM)
3. buy one gun
4. ???
5. profit

You need to get them samolis. They know how to roll when it comes to pirating.

[shaneb]

I guess you want to get your head sniped away.

[tappin_azz]

I guess you want to get your head sniped away.

psst....im not falling for that one. im gonna be a smart pirate.

[Spider Monkey]

Grow a black beard. That would be awesome.

[Bender]

from what ive read, these are the steps to becoming a sucessful 21st century pirate:

1. rent a small ski boat
2. hire 4 or 5 african teenagers @ .05 an hour or a bowl of rice (whichever is cheaper ATM)
3. buy one gun
4. ???
5. profit

negative buy alot of guns with enough ammo incase it turns into a stalemate and you need to stay on the ship awhile

[tappin_azz]

i wish i grew up in somolia.

[IamDeMan]

Just hop on all the usual P2P and torrent site then install PG and you're officially a pirate.

[Spider Monkey]

Or drive to frisco and check out the local scene to become a butt pirate.

[IamDeMan]

Or drive to frisco and check out the local scene to become a butt pirate.

Key west will work too

[tappin_azz]

Just hop on all the usual P2P and torrent site then install PG and you're officially a pirate.

Or drive to frisco and check out the local scene to become a butt pirate.

why you 2 gotta ruin my thread?? this is serious bidness. im trying to make some monies here!!

[Spider Monkey]

why you 2 gotta ruin my thread?? this is serious bidness. im trying to make some monies here!!

I told you I will be of no help to you for a couple months. I don't need pirates stealing from ma familia.

[CRAVINGBASS123]

im sure the boat rig's captains and their crew are packing some serious heat now tappin azz,
so u'll need more than one gun lol

[Spider Monkey]

Obviously they are not. 4 more just got captured.

[97gp]

You'll need more than that crotch rocket :fyi:

[Pop Da Hatch]

AK-47s are at a premium

[pl8er]

United States is going to be stepping up our actions against pirates now.

Gotta admit, that was one hell of a combined effort by the seals. 25 meter (or was it yards) shot, at night, each sniper only took one shot and one of the shots had to be instant kill due to the guy having a gun to the hostages back.

They also came in by jumping out of a plane into the ocean, getting picked up by a navy ship, and just laid on the ships bow waiting for the right moment.

Seals must get some SERIOUS puntang (then most likely kill the women and eat their bodies to keep their identities safe).

[Spider Monkey]

United States is going to be stepping up our actions against pirates now.

Gotta admit, that was one hell of a combined effort by the seals. 25 meter (or was it yards) shot, at night, each sniper only took one shot and one of the shots had to be instant kill due to the guy having a gun to the hostages back.

They also came in by jumping out of a plane into the ocean, getting picked up by a navy ship, and just laid on the ships bow waiting for the right moment.

Seals must get some SERIOUS puntang (then most likely kill the women and eat their bodies to keep their identities safe).


Yea um, did you forget who our President was?

You really think He's going to pull us out of Iraq and then drop us in Somolia?

[conversehtnut]

Yea um, did you forget who our President was?

You really think He's going to pull us out of Iraq and then drop us in Somolia?


Somalia will probly be more easily won.

[Spider Monkey]

Somalia will probly be more easily won.

Yea, by an anti-war President. Uhuh. That's all we need. Lets set up another democracy for some other fail of a country.

[conversehtnut]

Yea, by an anti-war President. Uhuh. That's all we need. Lets set up another democracy for some other fail of a country.

so do we just sit around and watch as they attack our ships?

"Oh look, they got another one."
"Oh well, he is anti-war"

[Spider Monkey]

so do we just sit around and watch as they attack our ships?

"Oh look, they got another one."
"Oh well, he is anti-war"


Its not up to me. :wat:

[pl8er]

Yea, by an anti-war President. Uhuh. That's all we need. Lets set up another democracy for some other fail of a country.

I guess we will just have to wait and see.

[Spider Monkey]

I guess we will just have to wait and see.

I actually hope he goes to war. I hope he starts a dozen wars. What ever it takes to keep him from fucking up our healthcare system is fine with me.

[Mr. Shickadance]

The shipping companies should just hire one or two armed security guards for each ship so then the whole U.S. doesn't have to spend milllions of tax payer dollars for our battleships to patrol the area. But that would make too much sense, so scrape that idea...

:dance:

[pl8er]

I actually hope he goes to war. I hope he starts a dozen wars. What ever it takes to keep him from fucking up our healthcare system is fine with me.

War is always a good thing. It helps our economy.

Keep him from fucking up our healthcare? If you throw a grenade into a pile of rubble, you just end up with a pile of rubble.

[Pop Da Hatch]

My Brute > Obama's Brute.

[pl8er]

My Brute > Obama's Brute.

What does it all mean bazzle?

[Pop Da Hatch]

we are all fucked, but the strongest brute will prevail.......

[Spider Monkey]

War is always a good thing. It helps our economy.

Keep him from fucking up our healthcare? If you throw a grenade into a pile of rubble, you just end up with a pile of rubble.

I disagree. If he even touches it, we will have worse rubble.

[Bender]

I disagree. If he even touches it, we will have worse rubble.

:iagree:

[Sex Cells]

All i got out of this thread was that tapp is gonna get a headshot done on him.