So I'm in the hospital

[Toasted1]

and high as fuck, taking 10mg morphine every 3 hours, 10mg percs every 4 hours and 30mg of oxy some shit every 12 hours woooohooooo...

It was fun at first but now I amjust tired all day long sleeping and shit, thankfully I have ct to occupy my time.I was enjoying watching the roomie I had troll the shit out of everyone, he was some fat guy that looked pretty cracked out that just had a few toes amputated and would spend most of the day asking me to lookout for him while he sat in the corner and sniffed his meds after they made rounds with pain pills :laugh:

He was about 35 and seemed to have everyone believing he owned a restaraunt, a 300 acre horse farm (there is not 300 acres of anything within 200 miles of here) and that he had 9 kids all girls which included 4 sets of twins :laugh:

My troll detector started going off early enough to realize he was full of shit right off the bat but I let him know I still appreciated the entertainment.

I am waiting for a new roomie now I just hope it's not someone who shits themselves again like last time because these chicks be dropping the ball taking like an hour to come check the bell once you click it and I no haz anything to block my nose. :poop:

[97gp]

Any hot nurses?

[Spider Monkey]

He was literally smashing up his meds so he could snort them? Do they even work when you take them like that?

[conversehtnut]

and high as fuck, taking 10mg morphine every 3 hours, 10mg percs every 4 hours and 30mg of oxy some shit every 12 hours woooohooooo...

no way you are taking Percocet AND oxy. percocet is a combo of oxy and tylenol. thats WAY too much if you are getting all that


He was literally smashing up his meds so he could snort them? Do they even work when you take them like that?

yea they work that way. more absorption in your sinus cavity. more drug gets into the bloodstream. and it hits you almost instantaneously

[Toasted1]

Any hot nurses?

Umm a few decent looking ones but nothing like they show in Naughty Nurses Who Love Anal Volume: 4

He was literally smashing up his meds so he could snort them? Do they even work when you take them like that?

Yup gets into your system faster, he was taking percs also. I made sure not to let him know I had my own secret stash as I was afraid he might try an snatch them up so everytime I would go to sleep I would put my laptop, phone, extra pills and wallet under the covers with me and tuck the blanket in all around me so no one could jack my shit :laugh:

[Toasted1]

no way you are taking Percocet AND oxy. percocet is a combo of oxy and tylenol. thats WAY too much if you are getting all that


oops you are right I am actually on 3mg of morphine now every 3, 10mg perc every 4 and 30mg of the hydrowhatever every 12 hours. They bumped the morphine down when they threw in the hydro shit.

[Spider Monkey]

Umm a few decent looking ones but nothing like they show in Naughty Nurses Who Love Anal Volume: 4



Yup gets into your system faster, he was taking percs also. I made sure not to let him know I had my own secret stash as I was afraid he might try an snatch them up so everytime I would go to sleep I would put my laptop, phone, extra pills and wallet under the covers with me and tuck the blanket in all around me so no one could jack my shit :laugh:


Daymn yo! You in some East Los Angeles hospital or something? I've never heard of shit getting jack from a hospital before.

[Toasted1]

They also have a maternity channel on TV 24/7 which shows big nasty flajack titties of all colors breastfeeding all day long deerhunt would love.

[conversehtnut]

oops you are right I am actually on 3mg of morphine now every 3, 10mg perc every 4 and 30mg of the hydrowhatever every 12 hours. They bumped the morphine down when they threw in the hydro shit.

hydrocodone? thats a weaker form of perc. still doesnt make sense for you to be on both.

[Spider Monkey]

hydrocodone? thats a weaker form of perc. still doesnt make sense for you to be on both.

Why not? Maybe he just needs a small little kick every 12 hours?

[Toasted1]

hydrocodone? thats a weaker form of perc. still doesnt make sense for you to be on both.

I dunno I told them the percs were not working that great, When I get it at 10 again I will ask the name of it I need on a number of 'hydro' things the past few weeks so I am not sure of the exact name.

[Pop Da Hatch]

ill drink some beers for you, no worries.

[tapout]

get well soon.

[conversehtnut]

Why not? Maybe he just needs a small little kick every 12 hours?

cos hydro and perc are both derived from opium and both have tylenol in them. all that just seems like overkill to me

[IDSkot]

cos hydro and perc are both derived from opium and both have tylenol in them. all that just seems like overkill to me

:duh:

That's the point.
He told them the percoset wasn't working too well. So they gave him hydrocodine.

P.S. Why you in the hospital?

[Spider Monkey]

P.S. Why you in the hospital?

Free Wifi

[IDSkot]

Free Wifi

ohsnaps.

:suitdance:

[conversehtnut]

:duh:

That's the point.
He told them the percoset wasn't working too well. So they gave him hydrocodine.

P.S. Why you in the hospital?

so liver toxicity is the point?

[IDSkot]

so liver toxicity is the point?

As long as it doesn't hurt. :dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Pop Da Hatch]

:flashdance:

[conversehtnut]

As long as it doesn't hurt. :dance::dance::dance::dance:

nah he'll just wake up dead

:hung:

[IDSkot]

nah he'll just wake up dead

:hung:

I call all of his stuff.

[mackin]

:kern:

[evildave101]

cos hydro and perc are both derived from opium and both have tylenol in them. all that just seems like overkill to me

i was in the hospital a few years ago and they had me taking 2 perk 10 every 4 hours, oxycontin every 12 hours and .5 mg of morphine every 15 min.

i guess it just depends on what hes in there for

[Toasted1]

I never thought AIDS was supposed to be this painful

[IDSkot]

I never thought AIDS was supposed to be this painful

:oogle:

[Toasted1]

I think converse has ben watching too much doogie howser MD :laugh: I been in the hospital several times for severe pain and a lot of times they double up on the same type thing when one does not work.

I think the point is once the pain starts to go away they will drop one and then leave me with the other two and by the time I go home I will hopefully only need to take one or two percs every once in a while.

[Spider Monkey]

I think converse has ben watching too much doogie howser MD :laugh: I been in the hospital several times for severe pain and a lot of times they double up on the same type thing when one does not work.

I think the point is once the pain starts to go away they will drop one and then leave me with the other two and by the time I go home I will hopefully only need to take one or two percs every once in a while.

Not to mention that your body builds an immunity to drugs after a while so they have to keep tricking your minds.

[Toasted1]

Not to mention that your body builds an immunity to drugs after a while so they have to keep tricking your minds.

Fucking minds playing tricks on me again FML

[evildave101]

I think converse has ben watching too much doogie howser MD :laugh: I been in the hospital several times for severe pain and a lot of times they double up on the same type thing when one does not work.

I think the point is once the pain starts to go away they will drop one and then leave me with the other two and by the time I go home I will hopefully only need to take one or two percs every once in a while.

what kind of pain? head, chest, back?

[Spider Monkey]

what kind of pain? head, chest, back?

What, are you writing a book?

[conversehtnut]

I think converse has ben watching too much doogie howser MD :laugh: I been in the hospital several times for severe pain and a lot of times they double up on the same type thing when one does not work.

I think the point is once the pain starts to go away they will drop one and then leave me with the other two and by the time I go home I will hopefully only need to take one or two percs every once in a while.

im in pharmacy school

[Spider Monkey]

im in pharmacy school

Street Pharmacist

[conversehtnut]

Street Pharmacist

gotta pay tuition somehow

[Toasted1]

what kind of pain? head, chest, back?

Leg, I has a blood disorder which causes shit like ulcers (sarcoidosis) and decided to 'take care of it myself' for a few months and ended up fucking myself in the long run

Its about a 5 inch hole in my leg now :( and my lg is swollen like deerhunt after a day at the gym (cant even get my shoe on) so I paying the piper now I guess you could say :laugh:

im in pharmacy school

I kind of figured :) You will be ballin' upon graduation. :woot:

[Toasted1]

wtf we dont have a woot?

[evildave101]

What, are you writing a book?

no sir, just curious

[evildave101]

Leg, I has a blood disorder which causes shit like ulcers (sarcoidosis) and decided to 'take care of it myself' for a few months and ended up fucking myself in the long run

Its about a 5 inch hole in my leg now :( and my lg is swollen like deerhunt after a day at the gym (cant even get my shoe on) so I paying the piper now I guess you could say :laugh:

shitty, get well soon.

[Spider Monkey]

Leg, I has a blood disorder which causes shit like ulcers (sarcoidosis) and decided to 'take care of it myself' for a few months and ended up fucking myself in the long run

Its about a 5 inch hole in my leg now :( and my lg is swollen like deerhunt after a day at the gym (cant even get my shoe on) so I paying the piper now I guess you could say :laugh:



I kind of figured :) You will be ballin' upon graduation. :woot:
Take care of it yourself? Self surgery?
wtf we dont have a woot?
WE have said that to you at least a million times.

[IDSkot]

Leg, I has a blood disorder which causes shit like ulcers (sarcoidosis) and decided to 'take care of it myself' for a few months and ended up fucking myself in the long run

Its about a 5 inch hole in my leg now :( and my lg is swollen like deerhunt after a day at the gym (cant even get my shoe on) so I paying the piper now I guess you could say :laugh:

Dr. Gregory House?

[conversehtnut]

I kind of figured :) You will be ballin' upon graduation. :woot:

i just gotta get there first. classes are a b-och

[Toasted1]

You guys wanna see it?

[conversehtnut]

pix ftw

[Spider Monkey]

NO

[Spider Monkey]

I have an idea. While you are on lockdown, why don't you fix the log out pop up to say /yourself instead of kill yourself?

[Roadtrippin']

hydrocodone? thats a weaker form of perc. still doesnt make sense for you to be on both.

WTF is wrong with you? We have a man in the hospital fighting for his life and you want to argue with him. This is why Obama must do something with the health care system.

[IamDeMan]

He was literally smashing up his meds so he could snort them? Do they even work when you take them like that?

Are you fucking retarded? Of course it works that way. If it didn't then coke addicts would require a pill form. God damn you're stupid sometimes.

[Roadtrippin']

Are you fucking retarded? Of course it works that way. If it didn't then coke addicts would require a pill form. God damn you're stupid sometimes.


You should kick him in the balls.

[IamDeMan]

You should kick him in the balls.

You don't even know how lucky he is to live on the other side of this country at times.

[Toasted1]

It is hydrocodone btw they give me 3x 10mg pills..

Off to bed for a while ;)

[galacticmonkey]

Any hot nurses?

When I had my back surgery, my nurse was really hot. :fyi:

[IDSkot]

When I had my back surgery, my nurse was really hot. :fyi:

Did you put it in her pooper?

[Spider Monkey]

Are you fucking retarded? Of course it works that way. If it didn't then coke addicts would require a pill form. God damn you're stupid sometimes.


Shit yo. I'm hardly the resident expert on drugs. I've never even seen a street drug harder than the weed, IRL. :wat: I was raised by wolves, not baby mommas.

[Toasted1]

I think I am going to get a sponge bath today, the big spanish nurse with a mustache asked me if I wanted one but I feel a lot more comfortable doing it myself or making my wife do it :laugh:

I am a little funky so I will probably do it myself. Then I need to look for something else to do here I probably have a few more days to go, make me wish I brought that starcraft game I never opened and has been sitting in the basement for 6 years I am betting it would probably play on this netbook.

[IamDeMan]

Shit yo. I'm hardly the resident expert on drugs. I've never even seen a street drug harder than the weed, IRL. :wat: I was raised by hippies, not baby mommas.You don't need experience to understand how they can and can't work.

I fixed your damn poast for you btw. Which is more than likely where you got your first encounter with weed.

[Spider Monkey]

You don't need experience to understand how they can and can't work.

They do not interest me enough to learn about them.

I fixed your damn poast for you btw. Which is more than likely where you got your first encounter with weed.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wish. :crap: