Attention Hoss:

[Spider Monkey]

You are a post whore. :fyi: :banana: :bounce:

[hoss]

:yay:

[hoss]

I feel so accepted now that I have reached this status. Do I get any special privelidges or powers?

[Spider Monkey]

I have no idea. I've never been a post whore.

[hoss]

You has moer poast that I do though :confused:

[hoss]

Or are you saying that I am a poasting whore, which I am.

[Spider Monkey]

You has moer poast that I do though :confused:

I do not. I started at 6000 posts and every time I post, the number decreases by one.



Watch

[Spider Monkey]

Did you see that?

[hoss]

No, do it again.

[hoss]

I call shenanigans!

[Spider Monkey]

See?

[hoss]

Umm, your poast count went up...

[hoss]

I call shenanigans!

...

[Spider Monkey]

Yea, I said that I started at 5900, and when I reach 6000 it will start to go back down.


PAY ATTENTION!

[hoss]

I do not. I started at 6000 posts and every time I post, the number decreases by one.



Watch

You said this.

[hoss]

Yea, I said that I started at 5900, and when I reach 6000 it will start to go back down.


PAY ATTENTION!

Not this.

[hoss]

You're like the Benjamin Button of crunk times.

[hoss]

Except maybe gayer.

[hoss]

And cuter.

[hoss]

AND A LIAR!!!

[hoss]

:srs:

[Spider Monkey]

Not this.

You misunderstood what I said.

[hoss]

You misunderstood what I said.

You didnt say it in an understandable manner.

[slim8605]

You're like the Benjamin Button of crunk times.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:











Poast

[Spider Monkey]

You're like the Benjamin Button of crunk times.
Who Dat?
:srs:
:srs:
You didnt say it in an understandable manner.
Some times when I type fast, I mispronounce my words.

[slim8605]

^ That is super serious.

[hoss]

Well that doesnt help when I read fast and things dont sound the way they should... No wonder your poasts read like we are drunk.

[hoss]

I feel like we need some sort of a rebuttal smiley for :srs:

[Spider Monkey]

Only to tiger bass though.

[Spider Monkey]

I feel like we need some sort of a rebuttal smiley for :srs:

Yea. One that says SERIOUSLY at the bottom. But what epic image shall we chose?

[hoss]

What about tiger bass? He isnt even in this thread...

[Spider Monkey]

What about tiger bass? He isnt even in this thread...

He is the one that always wonders if we are drunk dialing. I mean typing.

[hoss]

Yea. One that says SERIOUSLY at the bottom. But what epic image shall we chose?

ZOMG, I think I might have the perfect image, let me upload it...

[Spider Monkey]

Waiting. It better be epic.

[hoss]

It is going to be large though...

[Spider Monkey]

I can has making it smaller.

[hoss]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f127/hoss4131/DSC_2264.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

RABOWLINLOLLINPUTERPARTS!

[hoss]

Good enough?

[Spider Monkey]

What is teh background on that beauty?

[hoss]

My girlfriends mothers house.

[Spider Monkey]

LOLLILOLZ!

[Spider Monkey]

I meant the story behind it.

[hoss]

Oh, the girlfriend was trying to take pictures of me and I was messing them up by making silly faces. The story isnt really as great as the pic makes it out to be.

[Spider Monkey]

Dammit. I was hoping the background story would be more epic. Epic smilies require epic stories.

[hoss]

I was also hammered drunk and just finished a somewhat akward threesome with the two of them?

[slim8605]

Threesome? This is getting better...

[Spider Monkey]

Getting better.

[Pop Da Hatch]

http://i39.tinypic.com/w9d194.jpg

[hoss]

I dont think that is what the smiley is supposed to say...

[97gp]

We can only dream about piiyb

[Pop Da Hatch]

o what saying did you want?

[Pop Da Hatch]

bad tuna?

[hoss]

I dunno, I dont know that it will make it all the way to being a smiley. Needs something awesome.

[IamDeMan]

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/4077/hosstakeshossage.jpg

[hoss]

That is so fucking hot. I wish I could rape myself.

[IamDeMan]

It appears that you are.

[slim8605]

That's win.

[Spider Monkey]

Oh mai

[slim8605]

Oh mai

Makes you want to take balls to the face, doesn't it?

[Spider Monkey]

Makes you want to take balls to the face, doesn't it?

Actually, it made me want to put a NSFW tag on the thread.

[slim8605]

Actually, it made me want to put a NSFW tag on the thread.

Well yea, that too.

[hoss]

I like where this thread is going.

[hoss]

Some hot hoss on hoss action.

[tapout]

win