FUCK YOU BANK!

[Spider Monkey]

I got a Returned Deposited Item Fee of $12.00 god damn dollars because I deposted a check that someone wrote me that bounced. It costed $12.00 bucks to redeposit it a few days later.

Now, this fuck face that wrote the check is a member of the same god damn bank!!!!

Why did I get dinged? Why didn't this asshole get dinged for his own fucking mistake?

Icing on the cake is, the check cleared the same day I deposited it. So they deposited it twice in the same day??? This is horse shit.



Cliffs: I need a new bank. Who should it be?

I will be withdrawing all of my loot this afternoon, so tell me quick. Man the branch manager is going to piss himself.

[LiquidClen]

call and complain and tell them to refund your fee

[Jamesypoo]

Chase

[IamDeMan]

I got a Returned Deposited Item Fee of $12.00 god damn dollars because I deposted a check that someone wrote me that bounced. It costed $12.00 bucks to redeposit it a few days later.

Now, this fuck face that wrote the check is a member of the same god damn bank!!!!

Why did I get dinged? Why didn't this asshole get dinged for his own fucking mistake?

Icing on the cake is, the check cleared the same day I deposited it. So they deposited it twice in the same day??? This is horse shit.



Cliffs: I need a new bank. Who should it be?

I will be withdrawing all of my loot this afternoon, so tell me quick. Man the branch manager is going to piss himself.
If you explain this and threaten they will waive the fee. BTW, get the fee out of the check writer as well. I go back to the people that cause me grief and request the pony up the fees for their bullshit.

[Randy Savage]

I like Chase. Switched to them from a local bank a little over a year ago.

They've got ATM's everywhere.

[pl8er]

I've used U.S. bank forever.

I would talk to the bank manager, they will fix the problem, give you like 5 dollars (weird that its 5 for their mistake and 12 for yours ha ha)

[slim8605]

What bank was this?

[Spider Monkey]

call and complain and tell them to refund your fee
I just did. I had to call. I had no idea what the charge was for.
Chase
Fuck Chase. Those faggots are the ones taht bought my bank and are doing this to me right now.
If you explain this and threaten they will waive the fee. BTW, get the fee out of the check writer as well. I go back to the people that cause me grief and request the pony up the fees for their bullshit.I wish. Do0d's a broke bitch and won't have it. This is the shit that happens when I try to be a good friend and loan some loot to a broke bitch.

I like Chase. Switched to them from a local bank a little over a year ago.

They've got ATM's everywhere.
Yea. And they use to be called Washington Mutual out here. Fuckers are the ones doing this.
I've used U.S. bank forever.

I would talk to the bank manager, they will fix the problem, give you like 5 dollars (weird that its 5 for their mistake and 12 for yours ha ha)
I plan on going to the branch and threatening a closure of the account. This should easily get my 12 bucks back. I need a back up plan though so that I why I'm asking what others use. I know this is a strange rant about 12 bucks, but it is the principle of this shit that is pissing me off. They are dinging the wrong mother fucker. One of my employees suggested U.S. Bank.
What bank was this?
See Above

[pl8er]

I just did. I had to call. I had no idea what the charge was for.

Fuck Chase. Those faggots are the ones taht bought my bank and are doing this to me right now.
I wish. Do0d's a broke bitch and won't have it. This is the shit that happens when I try to be a good friend and loan some loot to a broke bitch.


Yea. And they use to be called Washington Mutual out here. Fuckers are the ones doing this.

I plan on going to the branch and threatening a closure of the account. This should easily get my 12 bucks back. I need a back up plan though so that I why I'm asking what others use. I know this is a strange rant about 12 bucks, but it is the principle of this shit that is pissing me off. They are dinging the wrong mother fucker. One of my employees suggested U.S. Bank.

See Above


No no no...don't get me wrong. I understand that it isn't the 12 dollars. It's how they process and handle money, their primary purpose, in general. Because 12 could easily be 12,000.

[Randy Savage]

FUCK YOU DALE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVFFjp90ouU

[Spider Monkey]

No no no...don't get me wrong. I understand that it isn't the 12 dollars. It's how they process and handle money, their primary purpose, in general. Because 12 could easily be 12,000.
Well they have jeapordized a lot more than that over this 12 dollars. Stupid India bitch on the phone just pissed me off even more.

"Sowee sir, dat is ower policy. Der is nossing I cun do."


FUCK YOU DALE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVFFjp90ouU

That is pretty much how I feel right now.

[pl8er]

Well they have jeapordized a lot more than that over this 12 dollars. Stupid India bitch on the phone just pissed me off even more.

"Sowee sir, dat is ower policy. Der is nossing I cun do."




That is pretty much how I feel right now.

You're not speaking her language.

Here this is basically what you have to say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k-9IZfSFfE

[IamDeMan]

Well they have jeapordized a lot more than that over this 12 dollars. Stupid India bitch on the phone just pissed me off even more.

Then you are talking to the wrong cunt. You need to demand to talk to a cunt that is higher on the food chain.

[Pop Da Hatch]

Wells Fargo.

[Tiger Bass]

Never had a complaint with Wachovia/Wells Fargo

[Mr. Shickadance]

find a local credit union in your area, the big banks all suck

[Tiger Bass]

A friend has had several problems with small banks stealing from him.

[hoss]

You bounced a $12 check... I just sent you $12...

WTF is going on monkey...

[Mr. Shickadance]

A friend has had several problems with small banks stealing from him.

Did he report it? Because thats how ppl get fired and jailed

[Tiger Bass]

He tried, but he didn't have proof. He didn't get a deposit receipt. I told him exactly what happened as soon as he told me the story.

[Pop Da Hatch]

how did it happen then? just curious.

[Tiger Bass]

He banked with a small bank. Deposited $2,000. Clerk said they were out of deposit receipts. He tried to withdraw money, none was there. The clerk obviously stole his money...

[Pop Da Hatch]

fuck, thats dirty.

[Tiger Bass]

It was a stupid move on his part though. $2k without a receipt??? Dumb, dumb, dumb. He was only 17-18 at the time, in his defense.

[Pop Da Hatch]

I need to work at a small town bank apparently.

[evildave101]

i use wells fargo

[Tiger Bass]

I don't even live in THAT small of a town.

[Porch Monkey]

find a local credit union in your area, the big banks all suckthe guarder of all things sharky speaks the truth!

[Pop Da Hatch]

I don't even live in THAT small of a town.

have to define small, there are some small towns around here of ~40

my hometown is ~7500,

[Tiger Bass]

Well, as of 2007, it was 65,000 people.

[IDSkot]

I just did. I had to call. I had no idea what the charge was for.

Fuck Chase. Those faggots are the ones taht bought my bank and are doing this to me right now.I wish. Do0d's a broke bitch and won't have it. This is the shit that happens when I try to be a good friend and loan some loot to a broke bitch.


Yea. And they use to be called Washington Mutual out here. Fuckers are the ones doing this.

I plan on going to the branch and threatening a closure of the account. This should easily get my 12 bucks back. I need a back up plan though so that I why I'm asking what others use. I know this is a strange rant about 12 bucks, but it is the principle of this shit that is pissing me off. They are dinging the wrong mother fucker. One of my employees suggested U.S. Bank.

See Above

Chase was Washington Mutual? now they bought out whatever bank you have? Damn, G.

I use citiBank. They haven't fucked me over... yet. They tried once. I made a payment that put my account to <$2 dollars, and they said i went into the negative and charged me $25 bucks, but even after they charged that, I was only -$23... I called and pointed it out and they fixed it... I was heated. =|

[Spider Monkey]

Then you are talking to the wrong cunt. You need to demand to talk to a cunt that is higher on the food chain.
Apparently. That is why I'm going down there in person. You know how I react in public. This calls for such situation.
Wells Fargo.
I had them as a teenager. Don't they charge out the ass for everything, like BoA?
Never had a complaint with Wachovia/Wells Fargo
Wachovia is new in the area. I may check them out.
find a local credit union in your area, the big banks all suck
Local credit unions don't have an ATM presence that suits my lifestyle.
You bounced a $12 check... I just sent you $12...

WTF is going on monkey...
Naw brah. I didn't bounce. I deposited a check that someone else wrote, that bounced.
Chase was Washington Mutual? now they bought out whatever bank you have? Damn, G.

No, Chase bought WaMu which is what I have.

I use citiBank. They haven't fucked me over... yet. They tried once. I made a payment that put my account to <$2 dollars, and they said i went into the negative and charged me $25 bucks, but even after they charged that, I was only -$23... I called and pointed it out and they fixed it... I was heated. =|

There are no citiBanks out here.

[evildave101]

bank i had in kansas would charge me $2.00 if i went inside the bank for a transaction that i could perform through the ATM. one day i went in to deposit a shit load of change and they charged me $2.00. i called them and asked them why because i went in to deposit change, the lady said it was because i went in the bank. i told her it was change. she said because i went in the bank, they charged me the $2.00 and if i had used the ATM i would not have been charged. i told her it was change. she said that because i went in the bank they had to charge me the $2.00, and next time to use the ATM. so i said "i can deposit $140.00 in quarters in the ATM?" she said "no, you cant put change in the ATM, it will damage it" i told her again that it was change (for the fifth time) - the next day the $2.00 was back in my account.

[Spider Monkey]

bank i had in kansas would charge me $2.00 if i went inside the bank for a transaction that i could perform through the ATM. one day i went in to deposit a shit load of change and they charged me $2.00. i called them and asked them why because i went in to deposit change, the lady said it was because i went in the bank. i told her it was change. she said because i went in the bank, they charged me the $2.00 and if i had used the ATM i would not have been charged. i told her it was change. she said that because i went in the bank they had to charge me the $2.00, and next time to use the ATM. so i said "i can deposit $140.00 in quarters in the ATM?" she said "no, you cant put change in the ATM, it will damage it" i told her again that it was change (for the fifth time) - the next day the $2.00 was back in my account.

See that sounds like some shit that BoA would pull.

[Pop Da Hatch]

yeah if you use any other banks ATM they will rape you, similiar to using the ATM in the bar.........

[Tiger Bass]

My bank has never charged me a fee for anything other than overdraft, and I was able to reconcile with the bank and the party that overdrew my account on accident.

[evildave101]

See that sounds like some shit that BoA would pull.

BoA sucks ass
the guy i worked with used to use them
every week he would deposit his check and they would put his account on hold for 5 days - every week, until he changed banks

[Spider Monkey]

My bank has never charged me a fee for anything other than overdraft, and I was able to reconcile with the bank and the party that overdrew my account on accident.

This is a first for me too. One chance is all anyone gets.

[Spider Monkey]

BoA sucks ass
the guy i worked with used to use them
every week he would deposit his check and they would put his account on hold for 5 days - every week, until he changed banks


I have a trick around that.

[evildave101]

I have a trick around that.

dont use BoA

[Spider Monkey]

dont use BoA

Well that is one way. lel

[ngsm13]

Yah BoA sucks...

You don't have Fifth Third do you?

nG

[Spider Monkey]

Yah BoA sucks...

You don't have Fifth Third do you?

nG

Nope. Never even heard of that one.

[_AnGeL_]

put your money in your mattress lawl

[ngsm13]

Nope. Never even heard of that one.

Meh...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Third

nG

[Spider Monkey]

Meh...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Third

nG

No presence in Cali.

If you were the 5th 3rd bank, wouldn't you really be the 8th bank?

[_AnGeL_]

no, you would be the 1st and 2/3's

[iamamp3pimp]

or the 15th

[evildave101]

4th?

[Randy Savage]

No presence in Cali.

If you were the 5th 3rd bank, wouldn't you really be the 8th bank?

What if it's a fifth of the third bank?

Or the fifth of a third of a bank?

What then?

[Spider Monkey]

It would be too small to protect my money?

[Randy Savage]

It would be too small to protect my money?

That's what she said.

[Spider Monkey]

That's what she said.

Pfft. We all know a bitch ain't go no roll.

[darthvibrator]

now that wamu is chase, they suck ass.

wells fargo sucks ass to. more so than chase.

im looking into doing the credit union thing.

[95ZJ]

Bank of America has never done me wrong.

[tapout]

Credit Union Bitch

[Spider Monkey]

now that wamu is chase, they suck ass.

wells fargo sucks ass to. more so than chase.

im looking into doing the credit union thing.

Credit Union Bitch

Not enough locations yo. I be a travelin mofo.

[IamDeMan]

Get yo bank manager drunk yo!

[Spider Monkey]

Get yo bank manager drunk yo!

Actually, I'm going over there this afternoon to get the bank manager flat on his back.

[IamDeMan]

Fucking autobahn is sweet.

[Spider Monkey]

Jealous

[IamDeMan]

Jealous

yes

[Spider Monkey]

Welp, time for me to run to the bank before they close. Ima spin someone's head backwards so they can watch me kick their ass.

[bluecar]

Bank of America has never done me wrong.

this

[Spider Monkey]

this

You would be the last person I'd expect to use that bank.