Let the games begin V. sweet and fruity

[IamDeMan]

First up is a caramel sour appletini.

Ratios are Vodka/Schnapps

Men 2/1
Women 1/1
Fegs and all other weak ass bitches 1/2

chill glass for 5 mins in freezer. Fill shaker with ice and liquor then ske 10-20 times. Spiral caramel sauce in chilled glass and line rim with pie crust sugar. Pour into glass and funnel that shit into the nearest orifice.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/martinis004.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/martinis005.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

Whao. That shot glass is kewl!

[tappin_azz]

no pics at work. FML

[IamDeMan]

Whao. That shot glass is kewl!

Gets trippier when you get drunkier!

[IamDeMan]

NEXT!

Peach Cobblertini

Same ratios (warning, not as sweet as the previous).

Instead of pie crust suger, Iuse actual crushed pie crust to rim and garnish with cherry.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/IMG_3922.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/IMG_3923.jpg

[tapout]

piecrust? srsly?

[Spider Monkey]

veddy interesting

[IamDeMan]

piecrust? srsly?

Seriously fucking pie crust. Buy some cheap premade crust, crush em, put them in a tin. Make your wife a shit load of fruity drinks rimmed with pie crust. Then not only will you PIIHB but she will rim you with something sweet.

[tapout]

when we went out 2 weeks ago she got loaded on buttery nipples.

Then I piihb.

[Spider Monkey]

In public?

[Pootie]

First up is a caramel sour appletini.

Ratios are Vodka/Schnapps

Men 2/1
Women 1/1
Fegs and all other weak ass bitches 1/2

chill glass for 5 mins in freezer. Fill shaker with ice and liquor then ske 10-20 times. Spiral caramel sauce in chilled glass and line rim with pie crust sugar. Pour into glass and funnel that shit into the nearest orifice.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/martinis004.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/martinis005.jpg

NEXT!

Peach Cobblertini

Same ratios (warning, not as sweet as the previous).

Instead of pie crust suger, Iuse actual crushed pie crust to rim and garnish with cherry.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/IMG_3922.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/IMG_3923.jpg

Digging both due to the fruitiness but the choice of vodka not so much. I have seen better from you.

[tapout]

In public?

on this pool table...

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t278/tap0ut3/IMAGE_093.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

That is awesomeness!

[IamDeMan]

Digging both due to the fruitiness but the choice of vodka not so much. I have seen better from you.

I do not use good vodka for mixing bro. I consider that a crime.

Next up is an original. I call it the werthertini.

2oz vodka, 1oz butterscoth schnapps, half oz of baileys caramel.

I line mine with an espresso sugar, but that is entirely optional.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/martinis014.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/martinis015.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

Pixors are not working for me. :(

[Bigpimpin91]

Digging that shot glass.

[Pootie]

I do not use good vodka for mixing bro. I consider that a crime.

Next up is an original. I call it the werthertini.

2oz vodka, 1oz butterscoth schnapps, half oz of baileys caramel.

I line mine with an espresso sugar, but that is entirely optional.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/martinis014.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/martinis015.jpg

Good point. I hear ya :mynig: :clap:

[IamDeMan]

no nametini just concocted.

1.5oz lime flavored vodka
1oz blue Curacao
1oz razzmatazz

Rimmed with watermelon flavored sugar.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/IMG_3929.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/martinis/IMG_3934.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

Watmelon flavored sugar? I have the straight up shit you know that?

BTW, give it a name.

[IamDeMan]

Pixors are not working for me. :(

Watmelon flavored sugar? I have the straight up shit you know that?

BTW, give it a name.

My creative juices aint there and it doesn't really taste like anything I can apply a nametini to. :crap:

[tapout]

rooty tooty fresh and fruity?

[IamDeMan]

rooty tooty fresh and fruitini?Done, now I need to garnish with whip cream to make that name official.

[Spider Monkey]

My creative juices aint there and it doesn't really taste like anything I can apply a nametini to. :crap:

BTW, I meant that you have the straight up bad ass shit, not me. I've never even heard of flavored sugar.

[IamDeMan]

BTW, I meant that you have the straight up bad ass shit, not me. I've never even heard of flavored sugar.

Find em, buy em, get some fruity schnapps or real fruit juice mixers, a shaker and some broads.

[IamDeMan]

Oh ya, and get yourself some Strawberry port wine too. Instant panty remover dude.

[Spider Monkey]

I will put this on ma shopping list for this afternoon.

I needs to find me a shaker.

[Tiger Bass]

Smirnoff...really?

[IamDeMan]

Smirnoff...really?

Do I really have to go through this with you too, asshole?

Until you fucking assholes want to start buying my liquor to feed my unemployed gullet, fuck off. I stocked many brands in my collection to appease people who come over to drink with me. I don't like using my good vodka for mixers. It makes no god damn sense unless your stupid ass is ballin out of control.

[darthvibrator]

iamdeman...although im not much of a drinker...this thread is badass. organized, to the punch, bad ass shot glass, and a badass looking table.

this thread is full of win.

[icpurplepplalot]

I'm sweet and fruity :fyi:

[Pop Da Hatch]

wheres the coors light?

[Mr. Shickadance]

Do I really have to go through this with you too, asshole?

Until you fucking assholes want to start buying my liquor to feed my unemployed gullet, fuck off. I stocked many brands in my collection to appease people who come over to drink with me. I don't like using my good vodka for mixers. It makes no god damn sense unless your stupid ass is ballin out of control.

lulz

[Tiger Bass]

Well, get a job lazy ass

[Spider Monkey]

Well, get a job lazy ass

He's a college brat like you, now. You get a yob.

[ngsm13]

WTF...

SMIRNOFF...

lol...

nG

[Tiger Bass]

He's a college brat like you, now. You get a yob.
I have two jobs...

[LiquidClen]

WTF...

SMIRNOFF...

lol...

nG

x2. You want something sweet and fruity get a double Skyy with a splash of cranberry, or a Flaming Dr. Pepper

[Spider Monkey]

I have two jobs...

Don't brag about having two. :fyi:

[Tiger Bass]

Why not when most people can't hold down one? It's a skill to become some invaluable to a company they won't fire you if you miss two days of a work in a row without calling in :)

[Pop Da Hatch]

Whoa!!!!

[Spider Monkey]

Why not

Because I have one. ONE that can buy you.


That is why.

[Jamesypoo]

Why wouldn't you just work more at the job that pays better?™

[Jamesypoo]

Drinks also look yums.

[bluecar]

I am no fan of caramel, but I may try that nameless one. I dunno about the stuff on the rim. I don't care for it and spend the majority of drinking time alone.

[Spider Monkey]

Why wouldn't you just work more at the job that pays better?™

I am no fan of caramel, but I may try that nameless one. I dunno about the stuff on the rim. I don't care for it and spend the majority of drinking time alone.

Random posts will come............

[Tiger Bass]

Because I have one. ONE that can buy you.


That is why.
Alright, but you're also 3 times as old as me and in the actual labor market. I'm just a college student who just needs a job to pay rent.

[IamDeMan]

Well, get a job lazy ass

I have two jobs...
I have work, but it hardly makes me the same that I got paid as a plant manager, uh duuuuur. I have other priorities than using top shelf Vodka to make fruity bitch drinks. In fact anyone who does use top shelf for that should be slapped silly for wasting it.

[IamDeMan]

x2. You want something sweet and fruity get a double Skyy with a splash of cranberry, or a Flaming Dr. Pepper

Skyy isn't any fucking better, wtf?

Where the fuck did these ignorant asses come from?

[IamDeMan]

Why not when most people can't hold down one? It's a skill to become some invaluable to a company they won't fire you if you miss two days of a work in a row without calling in :)
Hard to do that when the company itself proves it can't cut the mustard.

[icpurplepplalot]

I'm a fan of kettle one, what's you opinion on the deman?

[Spider Monkey]

Alright, but you're also 3 times as old as me and in the actual labor market.

Uh..... You're a little too young to be posting in this forum. We have an age requirement of 13.

[LiquidClen]

Skyy isn't any fucking better, wtf?

Where the fuck did these ignorant asses come from?

Skyy is 100 times better, it's one of the smoothest vodkas to drink straight or take shots of (IMO). I would take Skyy over Goose or Ketel One anyday.

[IamDeMan]

Skyy is 100 times better, it's one of the smoothest vodkas to drink straight or take shots of (IMO). I would take Skyy over Goose or Ketel One anyday.

OH I see. You are brainwashed by marketing and clueless about good Vodka. Carry on then.

[Spider Monkey]

OH I see. You are brainwashed by marketing and clueless about good Vodka. Carry on then.

I'm so glad I have you to keep things real for me.

[IamDeMan]

I'm a fan of kettle one, what's you opinion on the deman?

Ketel one is one you don't find marketed heavily and very worthy of anyones top shelf. It doesn't beat out Titos for top grain Vodka though. titos is damn good for a grain. Stoli Elit beats out Ketel as well, but at a steeper cost.

[reson8]

Skyy is 100 times better, it's one of the smoothest vodkas to drink straight or take shots of (IMO). I would take Skyy over Goose or Ketel One anyday.

You're smokin some wack crack son. :fyi:

Ketel one is yummy. Then again, potato vodka is the way to go, fuck that grain shit... :fyi:

[LiquidClen]

OH I see. You are brainwashed by marketing and clueless about good Vodka. Carry on then.

Never seen one ad about skyy. Since you seem to be to ignorant to comprehend my post, I stated very obviously that that was only my opinion you fegglecake. Which Vodka is it you like? And if you see Goose I'm negging you for being a cunt waffle.

Stoli and Belvedere are my top shelf favorites

You're smokin some wack crack son. :fyi:

Ketel one is yummy. Then again, potato vodka is the way to go, fuck that grain shit... :fyi:

Last question applies for you too

[IamDeMan]

You're smokin some wack crack son. :fyi:

Ketel one is yummy. Then again, potato vodka is the way to go, fuck that grain shit... :fyi:Wwerd son, werd.

Never seen one ad about skyy. Since you seem to be to ignorant to comprehend my post, I stated very obviously that that was only my opinion you fegglecake. Which Vodka is it you like? And if you see Goose I'm negging you for being a cunt waffle.

Stoli and Belvedere are my top shelf favorites



Last question applies for you tooYou aren't even worth responding to if you don't know of my authority on the subject matter. Go diddle your brothers twat you fucking feglet.

BTW if regular Stoli is among your top shelf favorites, you are just as buffaloed as any goose drinker. Ketel is a better choice than that shit. Now if you mean Stoli Elit then I can only say one thing.

:bbt:

[Pootie]

Ketel one is one you don't find marketed heavily and very worthy of anyones top shelf. It doesn't beat out Titos for top grain Vodka though. titos is damn good for a grain. Stoli Elit beats out Ketel as well, but at a steeper cost.

^This. A little up set though that Titos raised their price :crap:

[LiquidClen]

Wwerd son, werd.

You aren't even worth responding to if you don't know of my authority on the subject matter. Go diddle your brothers twat you fucking feglet.
:crap:


BTW if regular Stoli is among your top shelf favorites, you are just as buffaloed as any goose drinker. Ketel is a better choice than that shit. Now if you mean Stoli Elit then I can only say one thing.

:bbt:

I did, and that's also why I don't drink it often :laugh:

[Mr. Shickadance]

all the real playas drink Popov vodka :fyi:

ya bitches

[IamDeMan]

all the real playas drink Popov vodka :fyi:

ya bitches

Oh the days when that filled my cup, along with any colored drank i could find lol.

[IamDeMan]

Cont...

This one goes by a couple different names and is quite potent. It can be called blue Island Ice Tea, CodeBlue, or Blue Fucker depending on place and company.

Common basic recipe.

1 Part Vodka
1 Part Rum
1 Part Curacao
1 Part Tequila
1 Part Gin

My recipe

1 Part Vodka
1 Part Rum
1 Part Curacao
1 Part Margaritaville Coconut Calypso Tequila
1 Part Lime Flavored Vodka (I don't stock gin, no one I know drinks it)

My recipe for the wife and other amateurpussies

.5 Part Vodka
.5 Part Rum
1 Part Curacao
.5 Part Margaritaville Coconut Calypso Tequila
.5 Part Lime Flavored Vodka (I don't stock gin, no one I know drinks it)
1 part sweet sour mix
1 part sprite

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/drank/IMG_3947.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/drank/IMG_3954.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

That glass is the sickness, but that drink doesn't look like what I get when I order a long island ice tea, unless the word 'long' means it is a different drink.

[Spider Monkey]

Oh, and Elvis is teh gay.

[IamDeMan]

That glass is the sickness, but that drink doesn't look like what I get when I order a long island ice tea, unless the word 'long' means it is a different drink.

Yes, longs are different. This is like long but with the addition of Blue curacoa instead of the sweet and sour and splash of coke.

[IamDeMan]

Oh, and Elvis is teh gay.

that is the wifes contribution to the bar.

[Spider Monkey]

that is the wifes contribution to the bar.

My god. She even gets to fuck up the man lounge.