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Spider Monkey
04-17-2009, 07:22 PM
When you finish bagging my groceries, grab the receipt, look at it, stare into my eyes, pause a moment, and say...

"Wow that is neat. So like, you get two deli sandwiches with that Buy One Get One Free coupon."

























That's how.

Your resistance to my hot sexy is futile.
tapout
04-17-2009, 07:24 PM
:gtfo2:
Spider Monkey
04-17-2009, 07:25 PM
:gtfo2:

No brah. This is serial. It really happened.

If the bitch wasn't pregnant (thus obviously a whore), I would have gotten her number.
tapout
04-17-2009, 07:26 PM
The single life.

Sandwiches from the grocery deli.

Dont miss it.
Spider Monkey
04-17-2009, 07:32 PM
The single life.

Sandwiches from the grocery deli.

Dont miss it.

I don't buy both sammiches for myself. :fyi: This chain of stores makes better deli sammiches than any sammich shop on Earth.

But yes, having to shop for myself does suck major ass.
wasted ink
04-17-2009, 08:43 PM
I don't buy both sammiches for myself. :fyi: This chain of stores makes better deli sammiches than any sammich shop on Earth.

But yes, having to shop for myself does suck major ass.

Name of said chain store?
IamDeMan
04-17-2009, 09:24 PM
LOL @ check out whooooores.
IamDeMan
04-17-2009, 09:24 PM
What was the guys name?
Spider Monkey
04-17-2009, 09:39 PM
Name of said chain store?
Safeway in NorCal, Vons in SoCal. Not sure what they are called elsewhere.
What was the guys name?
He was pregnent. I was afraid to ask.

CHECK YO MESSAGES NGA!
wasted ink
04-17-2009, 10:02 PM
Safeway in NorCal, Vons in SoCal. Not sure what they are called elsewhere.

East Coast d00d. No Safeways around here, that I know of :crap:
funkyab
04-17-2009, 10:53 PM
are the deli subs at the grocery any better of a value than subway for example?
Every grocery sub I have ever had was very sub standard (haha) unless they made it in front of me.
Spider Monkey
04-18-2009, 12:53 PM
are the deli subs at the grocery any better of a value than subway for example?
Every grocery sub I have ever had was very sub standard (haha) unless they made it in front of me.

Of course these are made in front of you. IT IS A DELI SANDWICH.

And by best on Earth, that means they are better than that subway assembly line crap.
LiquidClen
04-18-2009, 02:15 PM
When you finish bagging my groceries, grab the receipt, look at it, stare into my eyes, pause a moment, and say...

"Wow that is neat. So like, you get two deli sandwiches with that Buy One Get One Free coupon."



Did you jizz in your pants?
Spider Monkey
04-18-2009, 10:34 PM
Did you jizz in your pants?

No. I agreed with here. I said, "yup".
Toasted1
04-19-2009, 12:46 AM
are the deli subs at the grocery any better of a value than subway for example?
Every grocery sub I have ever had was very sub standard (haha) unless they made it in front of me.

I have to agree with you here. Though my pops has told me Publix has some good ass subs I will not believe until I see it myself that a grocery store sandwich marker can produce a sandwich up to par with any person who works at a dedicated sandwich shop until proven otherwise.

Subways products are shitty quality but at least you what you are getting and you know there is someone dedicated to making your sandwich and only your sandwich when you are interacting with them and not some douche who was just stocking the pringles yesterday.
hemroids
04-19-2009, 01:09 AM
the jewish delis around by me make the best corn beef sammiches OOO now I need to go get on soon.
CRAVINGBASS123
04-19-2009, 01:20 AM
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wasted ink
04-19-2009, 08:49 AM
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i read the first post and can concludes dat dis thread is way too crunk

SHUT THE FUCK UP
Spider Monkey
04-19-2009, 11:02 AM
I have to agree with you here. Though my pops has told me Publix has some good ass subs I will not believe until I see it myself that a grocery store sandwich marker can produce a sandwich up to par with any person who works at a dedicated sandwich shop until proven otherwise.

Easy enough. Come out here and I'll buy you one.

Subways products are shitty quality but at least you what you are getting and you know there is someone dedicated to making your sandwich and only your sandwich when you are interacting with them and not some douche who was just stocking the pringles yesterday.

Uhhh... I don't know where you shop, but out here in crazy cali, the deli sammich peoples do nothing but make sammiches all day. They don't stock shit. That is what the lemmings are for.
slim8605
04-19-2009, 11:11 AM
I have to agree with you here. Though my pops has told me Publix has some good ass subs I will not believe until I see it myself that a grocery store sandwich marker can produce a sandwich up to par with any person who works at a dedicated sandwich shop until proven otherwise.

Subways products are shitty quality but at least you what you are getting and you know there is someone dedicated to making your sandwich and only your sandwich when you are interacting with them and not some douche who was just stocking the pringles yesterday.

Publix shit is actually pretty good. Its not the best I've ever had but its 2193x better than Subway. Try one...and send me half.
LiquidClen
04-19-2009, 11:45 AM
I have to agree with you here. Though my pops has told me Publix has some good ass subs I will not believe until I see it myself that a grocery store sandwich marker can produce a sandwich up to par with any person who works at a dedicated sandwich shop until proven otherwise.

Subways products are shitty quality but at least you what you are getting and you know there is someone dedicated to making your sandwich and only your sandwich when you are interacting with them and not some douche who was just stocking the pringles yesterday.

Publix is fuego. They use either Publix meat or Boars Head meat, both of which are high quality. I definitely think you need to try one out