what i witnessed today...

[darthvibrator]

1) two ghetto ass nig nogs going into the drive-thru atm backwards. ie: passenger using atm to get money...while i fucking sat there unable to even get in line because there would be no way for them to get out except to back into the street....fucking idiots.

2) poor women and her two kids going for a walk with another bundle in the stroller, and the dad...fucking unicycling it up on the street. fucking kids probably get beat up daily for that shit.

so what did you witness today

[bluecar]

mowed the grass and planted some tomatoes.

[pl8er]

Mowed the lawn, read some business law cases, did a 6 page assignment and washed the bikes.

I did plan out some cool glass fountains for my side yard that I'm going to work on later this week. That will be cool.

So really, I witnessed nothing exciting. LOL...the unicycle one made me LOL.

[bmxbikes]

I didnt see anything cool or exciting today. Yesterday though, I saw alot of shit. I would tell but this is for things today.

[pl8er]

Today I saw a wigger faggot, sorry just hit me about that...totally forgot till just now.

[darthvibrator]

I didnt see anything cool or exciting today. Yesterday though, I saw alot of shit. I would tell but this is for things today.

fucking say it already, you fucking tease.

pl8er: wigger fags happen all day long. come on man.

oh yea, just a little fyi...i bought some ear buds for my ipod and i just remembered why i hate them, my fucking ears are killing me right now. should of just got the wrap around headphones like i told myself way back i would.

[pl8er]

fucking say it already, you fucking tease.

pl8er: wigger fags happen all day long. come on man.

oh yea, just a little fyi...i bought some ear buds for my ipod and i just remembered why i hate them, my fucking ears are killing me right now. should of just got the wrap around headphones like i told myself way back i would.

You missed my lol ;)

What headphones?

[Spider Monkey]

1) two ghetto ass nig nogs going into the drive-thru atm backwards. ie: passenger using atm to get money...while i fucking sat there unable to even get in line because there would be no way for them to get out except to back into the street....fucking idiots.

2) poor women and her two kids going for a walk with another bundle in the stroller, and the dad...fucking unicycling it up on the street. fucking kids probably get beat up daily for that shit.

so what did you witness today

Bro. You live in NorMexico. That ain't shit.





Up here I laid in my pool all day after the yard work. I even has pixorz.

[darthvibrator]

You missed my lol ;)

What headphones?

all earbuds. i hate the ipod ones, and all others ive tried hurt my ears. they just dont fit right or are too big and hurt my ears.

so like an idiot, after i said i was going to just get some regular ones, i bought some cheapy jvc "gumy" headphones thinking maybe they will be softer and wont hurt my ears..sure enough, i have to take them out like every 5 mins and rub the inside of my ears to get rid of the pain. ive even tried to loosely put them in, like so they're almost falling out and they still hurt.

me = fucking idiot

[pl8er]

all earbuds. i hate the ipod ones, and all others ive tried hurt my ears. they just dont fit right or are too big and hurt my ears.

so like an idiot, after i said i was going to just get some regular ones, i bought some cheapy jvc "gumy" headphones thinking maybe they will be softer and wont hurt my ears..sure enough, i have to take them out like every 5 mins and rub the inside of my ears to get rid of the pain. ive even tried to loosely put them in, like so they're almost falling out and they still hurt.

me = fucking idiot

I'm the same way. Good news for you is that if you get some higher end buds, they won't hurt your ears at all.

[darthvibrator]

I'm the same way. Good news for you is that if you get some higher end buds, they won't hurt your ears at all.

nigga you crazy, that means i just spent 10 bucks for nothing. i dont wanna buy some $40 ear buds, and then risk having them do the same thing.

[funkyab]

Mowed my lawn, started getting my garage ready for the summer. Had a beer with the neighbor and talked about why his fucking kid wont get a job.
Witnessed my dog do some crazy shit.
There was dried bird shit on the deck. He walked around it in a circle, sniffed at it a few times, cranked his head to the side laid it on the ground and plowed across the dried bird shit hard but slow while groaning in pleasure at the same time.
The fucker did this at least 5 or 6 times before I came out of my amazement and made him go inside.
Funny shit.

[Spider Monkey]

Mowed my lawn, started getting my garage ready for the summer. Had a beer with the neighbor and talked about why his fucking kid wont get a job.
Witnessed my dog do some crazy shit.
There was dried bird shit on the deck. He walked around it in a circle, sniffed at it a few times, cranked his head to the side laid it on the ground and plowed across the dried bird shit hard but slow while groaning in pleasure at the same time.
The fucker did this at least 5 or 6 times before I came out of my amazement and made him go inside.
Funny shit.

Bro.


































I don't know how to tell you this bro, other than just telling your bro.

































Your dog is retarded bro.

[funkyab]

yea.. no shit. I have seen other dogs like to roll in shit but I have never seen such pleasure as this fucking poodle going to town on this dry bird shit.:crap::crap::crap::banghead::banghead:

[Spider Monkey]

yea.. no shit. I have seen other dogs like to roll in shit but I have never seen such pleasure as this fucking poodle going to town on this dry bird shit.:crap::crap::crap::banghead::banghead:

You fucked the poodle?

[pl8er]

nigga you crazy, that means i just spent 10 bucks for nothing. i dont wanna buy some $40 ear buds, and then risk having them do the same thing.

Well I was referring to the PFE by phonak, but the shure slc can be head for like 40

[funkyab]

You fucked the poodle?

Naw.. it is a mini poodle and male. And even though I am no giant downstairs there is really no way for me to do him without causing significant damage that my wife would discover and would likely require serious veterinary care.

It is my mothers dog that we are taking care of. I will get a bigger dog next time!!:alien::alien:

[Spider Monkey]

Naw.. it is a mini poodle and male. And even though I am no giant downstairs there is really no way for me to do him without causing significant damage that my wife would discover and would likely require serious veterinary care.

It is my mothers dog that we are taking care of. I will get a bigger dog next time!!:alien::alien:

So what you are really saying is that you don't have pet insurance?

[pl8er]

So what you are really saying is that you don't have pet insurance?

I wish I would have had pet insurance when my female akita got sick

Cost me many o many of thousands of dollars

[Spider Monkey]

I wish I would have had pet insurance when my female akita got sick

Cost me many o many of thousands of dollars

Need some? I slang healthcare like it is crack.

[funkyab]

how much would a typical policy be for a 7 year old mini poodle?

And are there any clauses where the ins wont pay out if the injury was due to human poodle intimate encounters?

[Spider Monkey]

20 bucks bro

[wasted ink]

20 bucks bro

WHAO. Orange blocks now?

[Spider Monkey]

WHAO. Orange blocks now?

Facts require :srs:

[Mr. Shickadance]

I just witnessed one of my friends fall face first into concrete...

We were just throwing around the football drinking a couple beers when sum twat started playing with us, then my bud tried to act cool around them and make a couple circus catches, well he tripped over a invisible obstacle and face planted into ground. He got up real quick and acted like it was all good, but went back to his place real quick, probably to cry...

[funkyab]

I just witnessed one of my friends fall face first into concrete...

We were just throwing around the football drinking a couple beers when sum twat started playing with us, then my bud tried to act cool around them and make a couple circus catches, well he tripped over a invisible obstacle and face planted into ground. He got up real quick and acted like it was all good, but went back to his place real quick, probably to cry...OR MAYBE DIE

Even though he is a bitch.... U need to call him a couple of times tonight and first thing in the morning.

Does he have roommates/wife/girlfriend?

This happened to a friend a couple of years ago and he was dead by the next day. We thought nothing was wrong. Sort of like that British actress that bumped her head skiing and was dead within 48 hours.

[funkyab]

20 bucks bro

Do they insure this?
http://www.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/poodle-2.jpg

[Mr. Shickadance]

Even though he is a bitch.... U need to call him a couple of times tonight and first thing in the morning.

Does he have roommates/wife/girlfriend?

This happened to a friend a couple of years ago and he was dead by the next day. We thought nothing was wrong. Sort of like that British actress that bumped her head skiing and was dead within 48 hours.

Nah, he just scraped up his nose and forehead, he's got a roommate over there right now anyway. It wasn't bad enough for a concussion

I think what was hurting the most was his pride. lol

[funkyab]

Nah, he just scraped up his nose and forehead, he's got a roommate over there right now anyway. It wasn't bad enough for a concussion

I think what was hurting the most was his pride. lol

Well.. good thing. I always stress when I think about my friend that went out over what we all thought was nothing.

[Toasted1]

Today I watched a gigantic plate of chicken parm vanish from my plate within 2 minutes.

[funkyab]

Today I watched a gigantic plate of chicken parm vanish from my plate within 2 minutes.

nom nom nom!!! Then what?

[Toasted1]

Then I rolled a joint smoked and went to bed for 6 hours. I am about to rinse/repeat

[pl8er]

Need some? I slang healthcare like it is crack.

Pre-existing condition

[Spider Monkey]

invisible obstacle

I fucken HATE THOSE! They everywhere!

Do they insure this?
http://www.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/poodle-2.jpg
WTF :hilarious:
Pre-existing condition
Do0d, pets don't have to fill out a medical disclaimer. lel

[pl8er]

I fucken HATE THOSE! They everywhere!


WTF :hilarious:

Do0d, pets don't have to fill out a medical disclaimer. lel

When you have taken them to the vets for it and a hospital too, and also sunk thousands, believe me, they could figure it out. She has VKH. Her body likes to think all the pigment is evil and destroy it.

Took (lets just say so I don't get this "shit I'd have let her die" thing) over a thousand dollars to get her back to excellent health.

[Spider Monkey]

When you have taken them to the vets for it and a hospital too, and also sunk thousands, believe me, they could figure it out. She has VKH. Her body likes to think all the pigment is evil and destroy it.

Took (lets just say so I don't get this "shit I'd have let her die" thing) over a thousand dollars to get her back to excellent health.

I'd have let her die.

[pl8er]

I'd have let her die.

Ha ha ha...fair enough ;)

[Spider Monkey]

Wait a minute... You took a dog to the hospital???!

[darthvibrator]

lawlercaust, i just found out how to make these fucking ear buds work fine and not hurt me ears.

instead of actually putting the left ear bud in the left ear, put each one in the opposite ear they are designed to fit in. shit dont hurt no mo!

fucking a man, wish i would of done that with all the other ear buds ive tried. something about my ocd though makes me have to put the ear buds labeled L and R in their respective positions.

[pl8er]

lawlercaust, i just found out how to make these fucking ear buds work fine and not hurt me ears.

instead of actually putting the left ear bud in the left ear, put each one in the opposite ear they are designed to fit in. shit dont hurt no mo!

fucking a man, wish i would of done that with all the other ear buds ive tried. something about my ocd though makes me have to put the ear buds labeled L and R in their respective positions.

Get me a picture of the buds, I can send you the most comfortable buds ever...unless yours are not removable?

[Spider Monkey]

lawlercaust, i just found out how to make these fucking ear buds work fine and not hurt me ears.

instead of actually putting the left ear bud in the left ear, put each one in the opposite ear they are designed to fit in. shit dont hurt no mo!

fucking a man, wish i would of done that with all the other ear buds ive tried. something about my ocd though makes me have to put the ear buds labeled L and R in their respective positions.


LOLLERS!

[darthvibrator]

Get me a picture of the buds, I can send you the most comfortable buds ever...unless yours are not removable?

non removable. shits just like plastic with some gimmicky "gummy" piece around the ear that didnt help for shit. but flipping sure did haha.

on a side note, i removed my explorers door latch, and after seeing how much of a bitch it was, i remembered that now i have to drive around with an unlatched door because i sure as well am not putting it back in now. should be an interesting 40+ mile commute to work on monday jajaja.

[Spider Monkey]

non removable. shits just like plastic with some gimmicky "gummy" piece around the ear that didnt help for shit. but flipping sure did haha.

on a side note, i removed my explorers door latch, and after seeing how much of a bitch it was, i remembered that now i have to drive around with an unlatched door because i sure as well am not putting it back in now. should be an interesting 40+ mile commute to work on monday jajaja.

And you removed it why?

[pl8er]

Wait a minute... You took a dog to the hospital???!

http://www.medvet-cves.com/

It's actually a full pet hospital.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/sweets4ever48/justin/medvet.jpg

We are ballin in Ohio yo! ;)

Long story short, first time she had a seizure I thought someone poisoned her and I was freaking out. So I called 911, and the lady gets attitude with me like I'm bothering her and says "don't you have a vet"....you would have to know me personally to understand how unlike me this is (my favorite quote is "You can only see the true colors of a man, by seeing the way he treats those he does not have to treat well.") Anyways...it was about 2am and I went off the deep-end on her said something to the effects of "look this is your fucking job, now get me a fucking number or give the phone to someone who will do the job properly". She gave me medvet.

[darthvibrator]

And you removed it why?

well like a typical piece of shit i am, ive been dealing with a driver side door that would not open from the outside, nor the inside unless you fucking ripped on the inner door handle from the passenger seat until it decided it felt like finally opening.

well after like a good year of this, the spring on the handle finally broke so now the handle doesnt return on its own. this made it double the effort of what it was before because now i had to time everything that much more precisely to get the door to unlatch.

so i got up this morning tired as fuck and said, im gonna take that bitch out, originally planning to just make sure it was the latch and see if there was anyone to ghetto rig it and then replace it. once i got it out i realized "wow, that was a bitch, and i dont want to do it again". so thats where i am. gonna talk to the parts lady at work to see if she can hook me up for a latch. if not, ill just go to the ford dealer next door and pick up a latch.

shit is gonna be like a movie. kinda like "speed". ill call it "latch". if i go under 55mph the door might open up from not enough windforce keeping it shut. should be fun. oh boy AND shifting at the same time?!? woo hoo

[bluecar]

You can pick up latches from autozone. I had to replace the door handle on my cutlass. It didn't take very long. It does stand out from the others, but I don'tcare.

[darthvibrator]

You can pick up latches from autozone. I had to replace the door handle on my cutlass. It didn't take very long. It does stand out from the others, but I don'tcare.

yea, but the parts lady at my work gots the hookup on a lot of shit.

for example, i bought a ford mass air flow. retail from ford is over $200. bitch got it for me for $100. so if i can get a ford latch ill be stoked. besides i like to use oem shit.

[Spider Monkey]

http://www.medvet-cves.com/

It's actually a full pet hospital.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l156/sweets4ever48/justin/medvet.jpg

We are ballin in Ohio yo! ;)

Long story short, first time she had a seizure I thought someone poisoned her and I was freaking out. So I called 911, and the lady gets attitude with me like I'm bothering her and says "don't you have a vet"....you would have to know me personally to understand how unlike me this is (my favorite quote is "You can only see the true colors of a man, by seeing the way he treats those he does not have to treat well.") Anyways...it was about 2am and I went off the deep-end on her said something to the effects of "look this is your fucking job, now get me a fucking number or give the phone to someone who will do the job properly". She gave me medvet.

LOLLERS!

(honestly, if I had something I loved spaz out on me, I'd do the same thing.)

well like a typical piece of shit i am, ive been dealing with a driver side door that would not open from the outside, nor the inside unless you fucking ripped on the inner door handle from the passenger seat until it decided it felt like finally opening.

well after like a good year of this, the spring on the handle finally broke so now the handle doesnt return on its own. this made it double the effort of what it was before because now i had to time everything that much more precisely to get the door to unlatch.

so i got up this morning tired as fuck and said, im gonna take that bitch out, originally planning to just make sure it was the latch and see if there was anyone to ghetto rig it and then replace it. once i got it out i realized "wow, that was a bitch, and i dont want to do it again". so thats where i am. gonna talk to the parts lady at work to see if she can hook me up for a latch. if not, ill just go to the ford dealer next door and pick up a latch.

Well that sounds better. You do plan on putting it back together. Why don't you just weld it shut and do the Dukes of Hazzard?

[darthvibrator]

LOLLERS!

(honestly, if I had something I loved spaz out on me, I'd do the same thing.)



Well that sounds better. You do plan on putting it back together. Why don't you just weld it shut and do the Dukes of Hazzard?

gotta check out the updated post broski.

[Spider Monkey]

gotta check out the updated post broski.

I lolld

[pl8er]

Bro. You live in NorMexico. That ain't shit.





Up here I laid in my pool all day after the yard work. I even has pixorz.

So post em up already.

[Spider Monkey]

I did. Hold on for the repost.

[Spider Monkey]

Here is what the pool looks like while looking right while lounging.
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/MyRight.jpg




Here is what it looks like to the left while lounging.
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/MyLeft.jpg


This is what it looked like when Flip asked what it looked like. lel
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/Night.jpg


This yellow fucker was trolling me the whole time I was out there. I named him DeMan.
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/Duck.jpg



















I think I will lounge again in a few hours.

Ice chest of beer + tunes + lounging in pool = bomb ass day.

[pl8er]

You are a strange strange sea captain, I understand why you like to be in the water though.

[Spider Monkey]

You are a strange strange sea captain, I understand why you like to be in the water though.

Strange because I took pictures of my lounge time?

[darthvibrator]

Here is what the pool looks like while looking right while lounging.
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/MyRight.jpg




Here is what it looks like to the left while lounging.
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/MyLeft.jpg


This is what it looked like when Flip asked what it looked like. lel
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/Night.jpg


This yellow fucker was trolling me the whole time I was out there. I named him DeMan.
http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo357/Shmobino/Duck.jpg



















I think I will lounge again in a few hours.

Ice chest of beer + tunes + lounging in pool = bomb ass day.

lofuckingl

id rep you but says i cant

[pl8er]

Strange because I took pictures of my lounge time?

No, your lounge time is A-fucking PLUS man....more because you have the :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky: going on all the time ;)

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/4/4a/Seamus1.JPG

[Spider Monkey]

Fucking forum and its lack repping me. :crap:

[Spider Monkey]

No, your lounge time is A-fucking PLUS man....more because you have the :sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky: going on all the time ;)

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/4/4a/Seamus1.JPG

You know what. You have just inspired a title change. Reps for you.

[pl8er]

Awe, thanks :D Honestly, I tried to rep you, but it still says no reps for joo....gotta spread that shit around.

[Spider Monkey]

You has TWO new green bars.

[pl8er]

You has TWO new green bars.

WOO fucking HA....Damn you gotz all the POWA huh?

"Pl8er is just really nice" ha ha ha

[IDSkot]

I just witnessed one of my friends fall face first into concrete...

We were just throwing around the football drinking a couple beers when sum twat started playing with us, then my bud tried to act cool around them and make a couple circus catches, well he tripped over a invisible obstacle and face planted into ground. He got up real quick and acted like it was all good, but went back to his place real quick, probably to cry...

Kick that nig nog in the shins and tell him to man it out.

[Spider Monkey]

WOO fucking HA....Damn you gotz all the POWA huh?

"Pl8er is just really nice" ha ha ha

werds.

BTW, where the fuck do you edit your title? I can't find it. lel

[pl8er]

User CP

Edit your details

[bluecar]

I repped SM and Pl8r...I did not increase anyone's bars.

[Spider Monkey]

User CP

Edit your details

lolz. My quick scanning skills are not up to par today. TANKS!

[pl8er]

I repped SM and Pl8r...I did not increase anyone's bars.

And repped back, nor could I add bars to ya....

lolz. My quick scanning skills are not up to par today. TANKS!

NP

[Spider Monkey]

I repped SM and Pl8r...I did not increase anyone's bars.

I just gave you another bar so that one day, in the far away future, you can add bars of rep or bars of negs at your desire.

[darthvibrator]

hey SM, what the fuck does that yellow bar mean?

[pl8er]

hey SM, what the fuck does that yellow bar mean?

:bbt:

[Spider Monkey]

hey SM, what the fuck does that yellow bar mean?

:wat: I guess it is just a natural progression from green to light green to yellow?


We will all find out together as time progresses.

[bluecar]

I just gave you another bar so that one day, in the far away future, you can add bars of rep or bars of negs at your desire.

I did move Jamesy far from 5th to 3rd on the list o' reps

[Spider Monkey]

I did move Jamesy far from 5th to 3rd on the list o' reps

See, you have more power than you realize. Dangerous!

[IDSkot]

:wat: I guess it is just a natural progression from green to light green to yellow?


We will all find out together as time progresses.

I won't know. But you can clearly see the progression from red to more-red.

[Spider Monkey]

I won't know. But you can clearly see the progression from red to more-red.

You'll know. You'll be watching me.

[IDSkot]

You'll know. You'll be watching me.

:oogle:

[bluecar]

I watched two females get their hair done at wal mart in preparation for a wedding.

[pl8er]

I watched a mexican pull into home depot in a carvan (blue) with a chrome air intake in the hood.