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pl8er
04-21-2009, 01:09 AM
Very smart fella

Chris Langan is the World’s Smartest Man. That’s not an opinion, it’s a statement of fact. Mr. Langan’s IQ is nearly 200. Oh, and he’s spent 20 years being a bouncer at a bar.

This guy has had a rough life. As a kid he was abused by other kids and even his step father because he was smarter than all of them were. And if you listen to this entire interview with him you’ll see why he’s kind of pessimistic.

In reality, it’s pretty easy to see why he’s this way. In addition to the fact that he’s been brutalized all his life, during the interview he points out:

“Smart people are vastly outnumbered by average people. Its the nature of the bell curve.”
Here’s another way to think about this. Think about how much smarter you are than a really, really mentally retarded person.

An average person’s IQ is about 100, and that really retarded person is maybe 65 for a measly 35 point difference. Well, the deficit between Chris and the average person is nearly 300% greater! Heck, the difference between him and a genius is as great as the difference between a genius and a retarded person!

Now, imagine if you were that much smarter than every single living person around! Actually, don’t bother. Your puny brain probably doesn’t have the capacity to imagine that… Damn. I guess I’d be bitter too. It reminds me of the movie Idiocracy.

Anyway, having said all that, one problem I’ve noticed with extremely smart people is that they begin thinking that their one brain is actually more powerful than all the other brains around them combined. And Chris falls into this trap during the final video when he begins espousing the virtues of placing genetic controls on “human breeding”.

Chris Langan:

People who wanted to have children would apply to make sure they have no diseases. Why do we have to do it through genetic engineering? Well, we have to let only the fit breed…. Freedom is not necessarily a right. It is a privilege that you have to earn. A lot of people abuse their freedom and that is something that people have to be trained not to do.
Interviewer:

But who? Who does this training?
Chris Langan:

Well, I’d be perfectly willing to do it myself. Just put me in charge.”
Yikes! Pretty scary stuff. Sounds like the precursor to Nazi Germany, or something from a Borg episode of Star Trek.

If you actually watched all the parts of this, did you come out wondering how someone who scores so high on tests that measure problem solving ability could score so low on ability to relate to humanity in general? Could it be that individuals with brains that are highly specialized in one area simply become deficient in another?

Because really, I may be a mental midget when it comes to quickly calculating squares and dots on an IQ test compared to Mr Langan, but I could teach him volumes about how to relate to society. It seems to me that his attitude is that since he is “smarter”, his opinions should simply be accepted. But frankly, I don’t believe he is actually capable of comprehending anything that I cannot. He may arrive at a conclusion quicker, but this doesn’t mean that he doesn’t need to bring the rest of us along with him.

Oh, one last thing. Chris penned what he calls the Cognitive Theoretic Model of the Universe in 2001, subtitled “The Theory of Theories.” Man, I really wish he’d read my article about conservation of words. I skimmed through the whole thing and frankly I’ve never seen so many words used to end in no point whatsoever!

Official retraction (the first one ever! Yeah!)Due to some poor search results, coupled with poor research, and compounded by poor Web design, I originally incorrectly linked to Mr. Langan’s Theory of Theories. Seeing how this was in no way related to a model of the universe I figured it was crap! However, the real CTMU can be found here. So have fun.

Anyway, feel free to check it out you feeble minded little humans!

pl8er
04-21-2009, 01:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ak5Lr3qkW0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mfbUhs2PVY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA0gjyXG5O0&feature=related

galacticmonkey
04-21-2009, 03:11 AM
For President in 2012. :fyi:

Toasted1
04-21-2009, 03:32 AM
I actually spent 9:21 listening to that and the only thing I came out of it thinking was smart people are such snotty fucking douchebags,

atoz350
04-21-2009, 03:36 AM
looks like an alien. WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!!!

Spider Monkey
04-21-2009, 09:39 AM
I'm smarter. :fyi:

IamDeMan
04-21-2009, 01:10 PM
Chris Langan is right and whoever wrote that piece about him is just butthurt about his own stupidity. I like how all the idiots say he lacks an understanding for humanity or compassion. The fact is that all the idiots beneath him can't understand the logic that brings him to his solution. It is obvious that only he should be allowed to think and tell us what is right, along with other smart people.

When we collectively think about problems we get these atrocities:


The best economic model is abolished (slavery)
Women are allowed to vote and venture out of the fucking kitchen.
Obama gets elected.


This list could go on for a long time. The last one on that list is the clincher for me to agree to intelligence cleansing in our gene pool. People are morons.

Spider Monkey
04-21-2009, 01:15 PM
Chris Langan is right and whoever wrote that piece about him is just butthurt about his own stupidity. I like how all the idiots say he lacks an understanding for humanity or compassion. The fact is that all the idiots beneath him can't understand the logic that brings him to his solution. It is obvious that only he should be allowed to think and tell us what is right, along with other smart people.

When we collectively think about problems we get these atrocities:


The best economic model is abolished (slavery)
Women are allowed to vote and venture out of the fucking kitchen.
Obama gets elected.


This list could go on for a long time. The last one on that list is the clincher for me to agree to intelligence cleansing in our gene pool. People are morons.

I see that you may be smarter as well.

IamDeMan
04-21-2009, 01:24 PM
I see that you may be smarter as well.

You are pretty smart for recognizing that. I wish everyone was as smart as a monkey.

Spider Monkey
04-21-2009, 01:25 PM
You are pretty smart for recognizing that. I wish everyone was as smart as a monkey.

I don't. That would take hours of fun away from me. :crap:

pl8er
04-21-2009, 01:29 PM
Technology will limit the gene pool long before man does it. Well I suppose technically, to a point, man will too, but only because we will build the technology. Then technology will become smarter and cleanse.

ahhhhhh, good times to come.

IamDeMan
04-21-2009, 01:34 PM
This story had nothing to do with the matrix. Don't confuzzle the masses like that.

dman4486
04-21-2009, 01:36 PM
This story had nothing to do with the matrix. Don't confuzzle the masses like that.

to......the.......with!?


I like where this is going

pl8er
04-21-2009, 01:37 PM
This story had nothing to do with the matrix. Don't confuzzle the masses like that.

LOL...the matrix isn't where I was going with it. Although man integrating with technology is possible, what would be the point? A machine would find a much more efficient means. Sure man would like that arrangement, but the machines would just kill us off like bacteria.

LiquidClen
04-21-2009, 01:41 PM
Chris Langan is right and whoever wrote that piece about him is just butthurt about his own stupidity. I like how all the idiots say he lacks an understanding for humanity or compassion. The fact is that all the idiots beneath him can't understand the logic that brings him to his solution. It is obvious that only he should be allowed to think and tell us what is right, along with other smart people.

When we collectively think about problems we get these atrocities:


The best economic model is abolished (slavery)
Women are allowed to vote and venture out of the fucking kitchen.
Obama gets elected.


This list could go on for a long time. The last one on that list is the clincher for me to agree to intelligence cleansing in our gene pool. People are morons.

FTL :crap:

darthvibrator
04-21-2009, 08:49 PM
im gonna go out on a limb and say, cool. thats a pretty fucking high score honestly.

undeadxsunshine
04-21-2009, 08:56 PM
That is pretty amazing...

darthvibrator
04-21-2009, 09:13 PM
I actually spent 9:21 listening to that and the only thing I came out of it thinking was smart people are such snotty fucking douchebags,

i actually thought that before i watched the videos. the article makes him sound like a fucking douche bag retard. but i actually watched all 3 videos with huge interest in this guy. +reps for pl8er

95ZJ
04-21-2009, 10:25 PM
Langan is a smart motherfucker, but it still doesn't give him any valid reason to be a total cock nozzle.

Sex Cells
04-21-2009, 11:54 PM
I find it ironic that the worlds most intelligent man comes off as a complete idiot.

There are plenty of forums of intelligence that cannot be measured by an IQ test, and he's lacking in at least a few of them.

funkyab
04-22-2009, 12:13 AM
I find it ironic that the worlds most intelligent man comes off as a complete idiot.

There are plenty of forums of intelligence that cannot be measured by an IQ test, and he's lacking in at least a few of them.

That is a good point.
Do you care to elaborate?

Sex Cells
04-22-2009, 12:20 AM
I dont know how well i can articulate my point, so i wont spend too much time trying. But take things like spatial intelligence. Things that cannot be quantified so easily. You can tell by his sense of grandeur that something is missing. Beyond that, he has this unfathomably strong but narrow band of intelligence. Its evident because he demonstrates no objective perspective. He's got a billion dollars but no clue how to spend it. I'm leaving out a lot. But does that make any sense?

pl8er
04-22-2009, 12:32 AM
I dont know how well i can articulate my point, so i wont spend too much time trying. But take things like spatial intelligence. Things that cannot be quantified so easily. You can tell by his sense of grandeur that something is missing. Beyond that, he has this unfathomably strong but narrow band of intelligence. Its evident because he demonstrates no objective perspective. He's got a billion dollars but no clue how to spend it. I'm leaving out a lot. But does that make any sense?

I get what you are saying totally. It's like the brain should be well rounded but highly intelligent people lack parts of it. Almost like you have so much that you can use and if one area has too much, other areas have to suffer.

Didn't Einstein have problems with daily tasks (check book balancing and clothing decisions?)

Sex Cells
04-22-2009, 12:35 AM
There is always a balance, even if we can't appreciate it.

pl8er
04-22-2009, 12:39 AM
There is always a balance, even if we can't appreciate it.

Lady I know has an autistic kid. My only real experience with someone with a learning disability. Almost hard to call it a disability. He understands thing much better than most people, in some areas. I almost want to say that autism is evolution. We just don't understand it enough.

Perhaps later in our existence, we will just have areas that we do great and areas that we just cannot do at all. Not us though, I mean great great great grandchildren.....

Sex Cells
04-22-2009, 12:45 AM
Lady I know has an autistic kid. My only real experience with someone with a learning disability. Almost hard to call it a disability. He understands thing much better than most people, in some areas. I almost want to say that autism is evolution. We just don't understand it enough.

Perhaps later in our existence, we will just have areas that we do great and areas that we just cannot do at all. Not us though, I mean great great great grandchildren.....

You are very correct.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKk96kOAnLg

Some research suggests that a weak link between the hemispheres of the brain creates this.

Sex Cells
04-22-2009, 12:51 AM
Figured you'd like this one.

pl8er
04-22-2009, 01:09 AM
Just watched all that then went on a hunt about the topic. Dane's art is ok but I was expecting something amazing.

Still excellent find!

Thanks for the link.

Sex Cells
04-22-2009, 01:10 AM
Ditto.