What's everyone washing their nuts with?

[Duddy]

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Mother keeps buying this shit but I have really sensitive skin and it makes me itchy as fuck :mad: I like the feeling of the soap beads on my nuts but i'd rather not walk around all day looking like I have fleas.

[HHRLisa]

You still live with your mom?

[Duddy]

You still live with your mom?

Is that really weird for a 25 year old? I know it's older than most but I'm continuing my education so :wat: should have my Class A license in another month ::noid: and I plan on getting my own pad or something.

[brynm]

I just use your mom's saliva, she cleans them off pretty damn good.

[Duddy]

What is this some type of newbie hazing? I get it COME AT ME BROS just remember my nuts probably smell better than yours :fyi:

[eus090474]

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[Porch Monkey]

I use Charlie Sheen.

[eus090474]

I use Charlie Sheen.

you sir are winning

[Spider Monkey]

You'll love my nuts.

[97gp]

Irish spring

[junior]

What is this some type of newbie hazing? I get it COME AT ME BROS just remember my nuts probably smell better than yours :fyi:

No, if we were being nice enough to "haze" you, he would have said he used "your" mouth.

[G1ock]

25 living at home? New record set.

[fbi90909]

I don't shower.

[HHRLisa]

Is that really weird for a 25 year old? I know it's older than most but I'm continuing my education so :wat: should have my Class A license in another month ::noid: and I plan on getting my own pad or something.

I guess not if you're still in school. But you let your mom buy your hygiene products? What self respecting 25 year old doesn't know what he likes t wash his balls with? Also what self respecting 25 year old would let his mommy continue to buy something that makes said balls itch?

[toasted1]

Lever 2000 FTW!

[G1ock]

I don't shower.

Wtf bro? You and i showered together last night. :keke:

[toasted1]

But you let your mom buy your hygiene products? What self respecting 25 year old doesn't know what he likes t wash his balls with? Also what self respecting 25 year old would let his mommy continue to buy something that makes said balls itch?

Just him and glock

[HHRLisa]

Just him and glock

No I believe I've read glock buys his own stuff, like millions of scented candles. Albeit with his parents money so it's almost the same. But at least glock buys it himself so he gets something he likes not something that makes his nuts itchy. It would be a waste of scented candles if he couldn't sea the deal due to nut itch.

[fbi90909]

Wtf bro? You and i showered together last night. :keke:

You must have me confused with your cousin bro.

[G1ock]

My mom doesn't buy anything of that nature for me. As i've said its two parts of our home, they're across the patio and a door away. But you guys had me thinking i was doing something wrong living at home @ 20.

[HHRLisa]

My mom doesn't buy anything of that nature for me. As i've said its two parts of our home, they're across the patio and a door away. But you guys had me thinking i was doing something wrong living at home @ 20.

He's in college putting in effort. you're not.

[ramos]

You still live with your mom?

I'm 45 and live with my mom :fyi:

[Hagabro]

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[HHRLisa]

I'm 45 and live with my mom :fyi:

For serious?

[ramos]

cereal as a heart attack, I live with my brother and niece as well. Poor broke ass hillbillies such as myself gotta get by some how.

[Porch Monkey]

27 and live @ home with mom, well when she's there lol

[G1ock]

He's in college putting in effort. you're not.

The two of you are 24 and 25, get the fuck out of my face with the bs. By the time i am around your ages, I will have a Masters and have a career as a sheriffs deputy making $48k per year, plus my yearly trust of $52k per year. Do the math then talk shit.

[ramos]

Beats the hell out of my job bagging groceries :(

[G1ock]

Beats the hell out of my job bagging groceries :(
Nothing wrong with that ramos. It just burns me up listening to this bitch talk shit. ontop of that having a child in poverty. I'm doing something right.

[HHRLisa]

The two of you are 24 and 25, get the fuck out of my face with the bs. By the time i am around your ages, I will have a Masters and have a career as a sheriffs deputy making $48k per year, plus my yearly trust of $52k per year. Do the math then talk shit.
Really? You're 20 and you expect to have a masters in 5 years? Yet you don't plan on doing anything until 2012. Your math is off bro.

[fbi90909]

Beats the hell out of my job bagging groceries :(

At least your not the guy collecting all the carts from the parking lot and returning them to the store. Down here, whites work the registers, Hispanics bag, hatians are all outside running carts in the hot sun. LOL

[HHRLisa]

Beats the hell out of my job bagging groceries :(

At least you're working. It's better than nothing. also it's better then sitting on your ass collecting a trust.

[fbi90909]

Really? You're 20 and you expect to have a masters in 5 years? Yet you don't plan on doing anything until 2012. Your math is off bro.

Your gonna need a little time off after getting your masters bro.

[atoz350]

The two of you are 24 and 25, get the fuck out of my face with the bs. By the time i am around your ages, I will have a Masters and have a career as a sheriffs deputy making $48k per year, plus my yearly trust of $52k per year. Do the math then talk shit.

LOL, just how do you plan to get a Master's in 4 years bro?

[Porch Monkey]

daddy will buy him one off the internet

[toasted1]

Masters from Phoenix University I bet, pay some fucking kid to sit there on the computer and do his work :laugh:

Wait that's a good idea, if I didn't already have my Doctorate I'd put it to use.

[G1ock]

Really? You're 20 and you expect to have a masters in 5 years? Yet you don't plan on doing anything until 2012. Your math is off bro.

Just know i can wait until i am good and ready. You're a sorry ass mother having a child then letting the govt fund your fuck up. I pat myself on the back knowing i'm doing something right.

[atoz350]

My daily:

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Special occasions:

http://www.groominglounge.com/acdipacoasba.html

[Porch Monkey]

goldbond

[_AnGeL_]

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[atoz350]

Just know i can wait until i am good and ready. You're a sorry ass mother having a child then letting the govt fund your fuck up. I pat myself on the back knowing i'm doing something right.

What are you doing right bro? You haven't done anything for yourself. You may be in her situation if women actually wanted to sleep with you.

[brynm]

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[atoz350]

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And Old Spice...

[Porch Monkey]

fuck that shit

[ramos]

At least your not the guy collecting all the carts from the parking lot and returning them to the store. Down here, whites work the registers, Hispanics bag, hatians are all outside running carts in the hot sun. LOL

I got a promotion 2 years ago to bagger. I was the parking lot guy when I first started. Some of the stuff people leave in shopping carts is nasty :(

[_AnGeL_]

herra PR.

[fbi90909]

How could you guys use Irish spring? That shit dries the he'll out of my skin. I be using oil of olay bar soaps. Smell better too.

[atoz350]

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Canadian ICY Hot?

[_AnGeL_]

How could you guys use Irish spring? That shit dries the he'll out of my skin. I be using oil of olay bar soaps. Smell better too.

lol you a girl bro

[brynm]

Canadian ICY Hot?

No, I save the Icy Hot for my asshole.

[ramos]

LOL, just how do you plan to get a Master's in 4 years bro?

NO shit. took me 4 years just to get a bachelors at hamburger U

[fbi90909]

Shut up you Puertorican Guido!

[atoz350]

No, I save the Icy Hot for my asshole.

ICY to dull the pain, hot to melt it away...

[Porch Monkey]

that made my browneye wink

[_AnGeL_]

Shut up you Puertorican Guido!

don't hate bro.

[HHRLisa]

Just know i can wait until i am good and ready. You're a sorry ass mother having a child then letting the govt fund your fuck up. I pat myself on the back knowing i'm doing something right.

Knowing you're sitting on your ass putting off the college education your family will pay for while you buy scented candles and pay for your wife's car makes me so happy. I'm happy for you. You're doing it right all right. Congratulations on winning the lottery. You never have to worry about a damn thing and I doubt you ever will. If you really wanted to be a deputy as much as you claimed you would be working towards your degree. You can knock me all you want but I have a job, I am working, I am doing what I can. You are not.

[fbi90909]

don't hate bro.

I do hate actually. :(

[ramos]

that made my browneye wink

Make your browneye bloodshot....

[atoz350]

NO shit. took me 4 years just to get a bachelors at hamburger U

I like your University's hats and mascot.

[ramos]

I just went there for the shoes man.

[atoz350]

I just went there for the shoes man.

You did well.

[ramos]

Thank you. The day I walked across that stage and the red haired guy handed me that diploma and a free big mac coupon with the purchase of a small beverage at normal price......... I think that was the proudest day in my mom's life.

[MR.Crunk]

Irish spring
drys my balls out
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i use the bar version of this :hi5:
Lever 2000 FTW!

also drys out my balls

[junior]

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[atoz350]

Thank you. The day I walked across that stage and the red haired guy handed me that diploma and a free big mac coupon with the purchase of a small beverage at normal price......... I think that was the proudest day in my mom's life.

Good going Calvin!

[IamDeMan]

Is that really weird for a 25 year old? I know it's older than most but I'm continuing my education so :wat: should have my Class A license in another month ::noid: and I plan on getting my own pad or something.

:hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

[JimJ]

Gasoline

[Captain Ahab]

Mom still buys soap/toothpaste/deodorant crew checking in.

Whenever I visit my parents once every month or two she sends some back with me. lawl.

[Hagabro]

I use irish spring because I asked my GF to smell all the mens soaps and decide which one she liked best. I figure if my nuts are going to be on her nose it's really her choice.

[_AnGeL_]

Lol dh. My peeps bought me some earlier this week too :keke:
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[Captain Ahab]

My mom tells me to make a grocery list before I come home. Then she goes and buys the stuff while I am home. Then I bring it back with me!

:woot:

[MR.Crunk]

My mom tells me to make a grocery list before I come home. Then she goes and buys the stuff while I am home. Then I bring it back with me!

:woot:

:yumyum:

[vortrit]

Soap and some water.

[ngsm13]

Lol dh. My peeps bought me some earlier this week too :keke:
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I occasionally get soap from my parents too, not necessarily because my dad buys it FOR me... but he's a ridiculous bargain shopper. So if he sees toiletries on sale, he buys a SHIT TON.

Then sometime I'll come home and him or my mom will bitch about the pantry/storage being full and I'll end up taking home some shampoo and soap occasionally haha.

[Captain Ahab]

HA, your dad is like my mom. She will buy shit even if we don't need it just b/c its on sale.

[G1ock]

Mom still buys soap/toothpaste/deodorant crew checking in.

Whenever I visit my parents once every month or two she sends some back with me. lawl.

Werd! Fuck what the public thinks, I like you because you spit troofs.

[evildave101]

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