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tappin_azz
04-22-2009, 02:32 PM
lunch at Wendy's drive-thru...

Black Girl: "You are a pretty ass white boy"
Me: "Thanks"
Black Girl: "Do you want any sauce?"
Me: "Yes, barbecue"
Black Girl: "See? I can't even get your order, you so pretty."
...
Black Girl: (hands me bag) "You ever had a black girl before?"
Me: "Girl, You know i have..."
Black Girl: "Well if you ever want another one...even for just a night, let me know"
Me: "Okay, sounds good."

now if Black Girl had been Latina Girl.....i would not be posting now.

what it do?!?
Toasted1
04-22-2009, 02:33 PM
You gotta tap that ass bro
slim8605
04-22-2009, 02:34 PM
Was the sauce for nuggets?
Spider Monkey
04-22-2009, 02:34 PM
She must ahve been ugly. I know you would have tapped that black ass if it was hot.
Spider Monkey
04-22-2009, 02:35 PM
Was the sauce for nuggets?

Wendy's does not sell nuggets. :fyi:
tappin_azz
04-22-2009, 02:36 PM
sauce for tha spicy chicken....

she was out of my weight class.

i do have some standards
Pop Da Hatch
04-22-2009, 02:36 PM
Wendy's does not sell nuggets. :fyi:

http://memoreport.com/march06/marchimages/nuggetbox.jpg

what what, smash that black box.
tappin_azz
04-22-2009, 02:37 PM
erebody has nuggs, yo.
Spider Monkey
04-22-2009, 02:37 PM
http://memoreport.com/march06/marchimages/nuggetbox.jpg

what what, smash that black box.

Oh shit. I thought they were called something else and I was gonna get you on a tecnicality.
slim8605
04-22-2009, 02:40 PM
WTF! No nuggets? I was about to freak out. :laugh:
Pop Da Hatch
04-22-2009, 02:41 PM
next time write down the forum url on a napkin and direct her to the trailer park....
tappin_azz
04-22-2009, 02:43 PM
next time write down the forum url on a napkin and direct her to the trailer park....

thats like giving up the keys to tha batcave.

no way man.
wasted ink
04-22-2009, 02:52 PM
Pics?
tappin_azz
04-22-2009, 02:56 PM
Pics?

damn! you guys no i dont have no camera. i traded grandma's away for a nice bag of quality lettuce.

going to a mad party this weekend though....maybe i can score one.
galacticmonkey
04-22-2009, 03:06 PM
Bullshit asshole, noone likes the vagina here! :fyi:
fanninator
04-22-2009, 04:08 PM
you forgot to mention how much cash she was offering you your penile services?
tappin_azz
04-22-2009, 04:21 PM
you forgot to mention how much cash she was offering you your penile services?

i didnt carry the negotiations that far.... i believe she knew i wasnt going to be cheap.
fanninator
04-22-2009, 04:48 PM
gotcha cheif
Bigpimpin91
04-22-2009, 05:18 PM
Hit it, post pics, get flamed cause shes a fat bish.
IamDeMan
04-22-2009, 05:56 PM
Oh shit. I thought they were called something else and I was gonna get you on a tecnicality.

Phial
Pop Da Hatch
04-22-2009, 05:56 PM
epic.
Spider Monkey
04-22-2009, 06:09 PM
Phial

inoright. Considering I have not had fast food since the 90's you'd think I'd be more up on this shit.
bluecar
04-22-2009, 06:11 PM
lols
IamDeMan
04-22-2009, 06:20 PM
inoright. Considering I have not had fast food since the 90's you'd think I'd be more up on this shit.

When one claims to deal in fact, it matters not how often he is in contact with a subject.

Get yo head right.
Spider Monkey
04-22-2009, 06:21 PM
When one claims to deal in fact, it matters not how often he is in contact with a subject.

Get yo head right.

I think I forgot one of the screws when I put it on this morning.


The kicker: I worked there once. lel
97gp
04-22-2009, 06:26 PM
Should have slapped that ho for thinking she could get with a playa like yourself.
IamDeMan
04-22-2009, 06:29 PM
I think I forgot one of the screws when I put it on this morning.


The kicker: I worked there once. lel

That is interesting.
Blow
04-22-2009, 06:38 PM
i have a sudden craving for wendys now.... damn you
Captain Ahab
04-22-2009, 06:40 PM
sauce for tha spicy chicken....

she was out of my weight class.

i do have some standards

Standards cause she was black or fat? :laugh:

I wouldn't mind slinging it to a mediocre black girl..But a fat black girl..Just no...
Spider Monkey
04-22-2009, 06:44 PM
That is interesting.

Not really. I was just doing my time like every other person on the planet should have to do as a lad.
IamDeMan
04-22-2009, 06:45 PM
Not really. I was just doing my time like every other person on the planet should have to do as a lad.

Not people who are clearly above everyone else even when young.

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/335/blackspidermonkeywendy.jpg
Spider Monkey
04-22-2009, 06:46 PM
Not people who are clearly above everyone else even when young.


I may been above everyone else when young, but I was the only one that knew it back then. Except when it came to my rides, that is.
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/335/blackspidermonkeywendy.jpg

ROLLERLOLZ
atoz350
04-22-2009, 07:12 PM
I wouldn't do it. Hit a Wendy's black girl once. Bad experience.
95ZJ
04-23-2009, 01:47 AM
Who's that other guy who was offered the sechs by some fat Wendy's girl? I seem to remember the thread on CA.
IamDeMan
04-23-2009, 05:52 AM
Who's that other guy who was offered the sechs by some fat Wendy's girl? I seem to remember the thread on CA.

He had GTO in the name and is from FL.