Call me The Hammer......

[tapout]

cause I just nailed it.

:doggie::saladtoss::fuck:

[CRAVINGBASS123]

chocolate chip or macadamia nut?

[Spider Monkey]

Fuckin PIMP RIGHT HERE!


And to think. I blew off the nail to play Wii with DeMan tonight and he bailed on me half way through.................



Do I say fuck you or do I say fuck him? Fuck.

[tapout]

she's in bed purrin like a kittah.

[tapout]

Fuckin PIMP RIGHT HERE!


And to think. I blew off the nail to play Wii with DeMan tonight and he bailed on me half way through.................



Do I say fuck you or do I say fuck him? Fuck.

Bet he said fuck you to get a piece.

[Spider Monkey]

After getting fucked,. that was all he had left to do.

[tapout]

maybe she put a beatdown on him and he couldnt move afterwards?

[Spider Monkey]

regardless. i put pussy on the late so he get his ass kicked.

[tapout]

Apparently, DeMan and myself put the pussy on a pedestal.

[tapout]

whew, third time took a while.

[Spider Monkey]

Apparently, DeMan and myself put the pussy on a pedestal.

I did that once. I learn from my mistakes.

[Bigpimpin91]

whew, third time took a while.

So what, 48 seconds this time?

[tapout]

So what, 48 seconds this time?

you got a ban coming.

1:23, asshole.

[Bigpimpin91]

you got a ban coming.

1:23, asshole.

Damn, so I was only about half off.

[tapout]

When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

[Bigpimpin91]

When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

:wtf:
















:bricks:

[Pop Da Hatch]

pics of wife?

[tapout]

Oops, I did it again.

How awesome is that? She wakes me up at 10:30 on Mothers Day to get teh cawk.

But I digress.

[Porch Monkey]

did the kids hear?

[tapout]

wife sent them outside to play. When done and I walked out of the room, the youngest(6) was watching tv in the LR. lulz. Im sure she heard something.

[Sex Cells]

a new low, man.

[Pop Da Hatch]

vary nice.

[tapout]

the bitch is in heat. What can I say?

:wat:

[Spider Monkey]

AHAHAHA! Dogs need mothers days too.

[Spider Monkey]

I just didn't know yours had kids.

[tapout]

:crap:

[Pop Da Hatch]

read post # 17 please.

[Spider Monkey]

You want to see his dog?

You mad gay son.

[Pop Da Hatch]

lawl, Idk depends what kind of dog.....

[tapout]

most of you fags cant appreciate it.

[Porch Monkey]

nudes of this bitch?

[Pop Da Hatch]

most of you fags cant appreciate it.

saw pics on CA.com way back in the day...

[Spider Monkey]

saw pics on CA.com way back in the day...

Then WTF stop asking.

[Pop Da Hatch]

I haz bad memmory, she was ripped though and in the gym.

[Spider Monkey]

I haz bad memmory, she was ripped though and in the gym.

The win is not in the gym. It is in the mirror.

[tapout]

The win is not in the gym. It is in the mirror.

memories itt.

She doesnt want to catch teh swine flu from you bastards. And apparently, shes Amish...

[IDSkot]

She looks like a hot carni from a bad dream.

[Porch Monkey]

she looks familiar, got any pics of the top of her head?

[tapout]

I wonder if I can ban teh super moderators?

[IDSkot]

I wonder if I can ban teh super moderators?

Try.

[Porch Monkey]

oh I thought this was the Jewish girlfriend thread

[tapout]

nope, looks like its just teh jo0s.

[Porch Monkey]

lol Jew got banned

[IDSkot]

lol Jew got banned

I did?

[tapout]

welcome back

[IDSkot]

Thank you. Glad to be back!

[Pop Da Hatch]

she has abs of steel.

[Spider Monkey]

memories itt.


inorite. The Internet does not forget.

[tapout]

Whew, 11 months later, but I just hit it again.

[IamDeMan]

Nice work!

[tapout]

Breakfast, Walmart, home for more. I love it when she gets like this. Must be the pollen.

[Porch Monkey]

pics?

[Porch Monkey]

video?

[tapout]

yes to both.

[Glock17]

Breakfast, Walmart, home for more. I love it when she gets like this. Must be the pollen.

I'm only 45 miles away, just call anytime you need help bro.





















j/k

[atoz350]

I'm only 45 miles away, just call anytime you need help bro.





















j/k

Uh oh. You broke the first rule of the forum.

[joeboxer5876]

Whew, 11 months later, but I just hit it again.

11 months. she must be a freak! good work:grin3:

[jesus]

ITT: tappy's dick falls off from overuse.

[jmanpc]

She needs to put out more. Once every eleven months kinda sucks. :fyi:

[J31Bro]

read thread. fapped.

[Hairyballzonya]

Call me The Nail.

[atoz350]

http://crossroadstrading.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/mc-hammer.jpg

[icpurplepplalot]

The win is not in the gym. It is in the mirror.

Sofa King this!

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Whew, 11 months later, but I just hit it again.

you're a funny man tap

[jesus]

Tap is a funny man.

[Tiger Bass]

I don't know

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Tap is a funny man.

You copied me, you son of a bitch.

[jesus]

You have been copied by a son of a bitch.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

You have been copied by a son of a bitch.

rep'd. . . . . . . .you bastard

[jesus]

:woot:

[tapout]

whew

[Porch Monkey]

My ass still hurts bro.

[tapout]

So does hers. :naughty:

[Glock17]

So does hers. :naughty:

:yumyum:

[brynm]

:yumyum:

You would want to lick that up wouldn't you, you little felching bastard.

[Goremageddon]

glock is still around? that sucks

[evildave101]

lulz

[tapout]

whew

[Snowboarder117]

I miss the pinkbike invasion....we should piss off more forums.

[mackin]

exhaustion ITT

[atoz350]

Fucked my girl first time no condom last night.

[slim8605]

She prego yet?

[atoz350]

She prego yet?

I pulled out. We'll find out in about a week or so.

[slim8605]

I pulled out. We'll find out in about a week or so.

:hi5:

You're good bro. Pull out method is the best way to prevent pregnancy.

[jesus]

I pulled out. We'll find out in about a week or so.

There's no such thing as butt babies :fyi:

[Superlifted06FX4]

Fucked my girl first time no condom last night.

how was it?

[slim8605]

There's no such thing as butt babies :fyi:

True

[Glock17]

I don't like pulling out when it starts to feel good, I like to ride it out, then fall off.

[jesus]

I don't like pulling out when it starts to feel good, I like to ride it out, then fall off.

No fears my man. Prepubescent boys can't get preggo either. As a matter of fact you will never have to worry about pulling out even as they age!

[Glock17]

So your saying you love feeling on your kids?

[atoz350]

how was it?

FUCKING GREAT!!!


There's no such thing as butt babies :fyi:

Was thinking this, but did not follow through... Did attempt a mouth baby...

[Snowboarder117]

I don't like pulling out when it starts to feel good, I like to ride it out, then fall off.

Apple pies do not count.
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n41/like_duh02/american_pie-cd_small.jpg

[Glock17]

Apple pies do not count.
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n41/like_duh02/american_pie-cd_small.jpg

:yumyum:

[Superlifted06FX4]

I pulled out. We'll find out in about a week or so.

birth control man, unless your trying for one?

[atoz350]

birth control man, unless your trying for one?

Neither to either, though I wouldn't mind having another.

[slim8605]

FUCKING GREAT!!!




Was thinking this, but did not follow through... Did attempt a mouth baby...

Fail. Attempt means you went for but only got the chin. Still not a bad thing.

[atoz350]

Fail. Attempt means you went for but only got the chin. Still not a bad thing.

No, got the tongue. Just didn't get it preggo. Maybe next month.

[slim8605]

No, got the tongue. Just didn't get it preggo. Maybe next month.

Keep trying. I believe in you.

[atoz350]

:)

[brynm]

lel, nothing beats no rubber sex...


Change that make it no condom sex.

[Glock17]

I just scored a fucking hole in one, she bit my lip in the shower...lol

[Pop Da Hatch]

omgnowai.

[atoz350]

Ummm, if you're taking a shower with her, why did you wait until she made the first move? The two of you should already be naked.

[Glock17]

Ummm, if you're taking a shower with her, why did you wait until she made the first move? The two of you should already be naked.

The bathrooms sorta sound proof, so i held off, don't wanna be called out for disrespecting the house.

[atoz350]

You disrespected the house the moment you two stepped in the shower. This troll ain't going nowhere.

[Glock17]

You disrespected the house the moment you two stepped in the shower. This troll ain't going nowhere.

So.

[tapout]

Whew.

[tapout]

Sun, Tue, Wed, now...

Great month guys.

Im gonna journal this and see how many times I get laid in a year.

April 25, 2010 start date.

Ill just add a number to 4.

Ive been sexting with her alot during the day. I think thats whats got her going.

Or Twilight. :crap:

[Spider Monkey]

My money is on Twilight.

[J31Bro]

My money is on Twilight.

I'd bone tappy before some pale little vampire any day.

Emo skinny < curvy sechzeeness

[atoz350]

I'd bone tappy before some pale little vampire any day.

Emo skinny < curvy sechzeeness

Dude, Edward has curves.

[Spider Monkey]

I'd bone tappy before some pale little vampire any day.

Emo skinny < curvy sechzeeness

You're not a woman, just a fag.

[J31Bro]

You're not a woman, just a fag.

Only for certain customers.

[_AnGeL_]

^l0l

[tapout]

5

[tapout]

Dude, Edward has curves.

Who?

[atoz350]

Who?

Edward Cullen

[pl8er]

everytime I see this thread, I think it is going to be Hebrew Hammer popping in. Dude had awesome equipment.

I still end up happy with the thread :laugh:

[tapout]

6.

Whew, long week.

[Porch Monkey]

Dude had awesome equipment.

I still end up happy with the thread :laugh:uhhhhhhhh Jew know how I know you're gay?

[wishuponansg]

you should keep an ongoing thread of all the tail you've tagged n' bagged.

[atoz350]

you should keep an ongoing thread of all the tail you've tagged n' bagged.

It would be one tail.

[tapout]

Sun, Tue, Wed, now...

Great month guys.

Im gonna journal this and see how many times I get laid in a year.

April 25, 2010 start date.

Ill just add a number to 4.



you should keep an ongoing thread of all the tail you've tagged n' bagged.
.
It would be one tail.

More than likely. However, my wife is bi and we've been with 4 other women over the years. May get lucky again this year.

[wishuponansg]

.


More than likely. However, my wife is bi and we've been with 4 other women over the years. May get lucky again this year.

in that case, video log it.

[toasted1]

birth control man, unless your trying for one?

11 years 'pull out' method here no kids. Man upstairs is not too understanding of using BC if you know what I mean.



Or Twilight. :crap:

They're in heat :eek:

[tapout]

7

And I hit that shit like a school kid. I think I came in 3 minutes. lulz

[Pop Da Hatch]

whew.

[tapout]

8

[97gp]

you should keep an ongoing thread of all the tail you've tagged n' bagged.

Im glad DH shares all of the hot pussy he smashes.

[tapout]

K, Ill share....

brb

[tapout]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t278/tap0ut3/IMG_0106.png
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t278/tap0ut3/IMG_0107.png

[slim8605]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t278/tap0ut3/IMG_0106.png
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t278/tap0ut3/IMG_0107.png

Bro, you should be hitting that. Right now.

[tapout]

Bro, you should be hitting that. Right now.

Wife is going to a batchelorette party. Getting liquored up and coming home to papa.
Bro........













































9

[DUSSIN]

I dont know why , but i love this thread. HIT THAT SHIT SON !

[Glock17]

Got a half naked dry hump in my jogging pants.:crap: it was ok though because i came.

[jesus]

Got a half naked dry hump in my jogging pants.:crap: it was ok though because i came.

Sorta happened to me before. Come to find out she had herpes which is why we dry-humped.

True story.

[Glock17]

Sorta happened to me before. Come to find out she had herpes which is why we dry-humped.

True story.

You take risks bro, after so i took my shower, went downstairs and got something to drink and just fell the fuck out on the couch sleeping like a baby.

[jesus]

You take risks bro, after so i took my shower, went downstairs and got something to drink and just fell the fuck out on the couch sleeping with a baby.

Would have raped if you had of reworded a little^

[Glock17]

Would have raped if you had of reworded a little^

lol.

[tapout]

10

With no A/C. It quit yesterday and wont be fixed until tomorrow. There is something to be said for wild animalistic schweaty sex.

Hope I dont have to do it again for another year or so. :fyi:

[Glock17]

10

With no A/C. It quit yesterday and wont be fixed until tomorrow. There is something to be said for wild animalistic schweaty sex.

Hope I dont have to do it again for another year or so. :fyi:

You should of put the shower on cold and jumped in and went BANG, BANG, BANG and exited.

[atoz350]

10

With no A/C. It quit yesterday and wont be fixed until tomorrow. There is something to be said for wild animalistic schweaty sex.

Hope I dont have to do it again for another year or so. :fyi:

Yeah, It's gotten so hot sometimes that I've almost passed out from the lack of oxygen. A good shower afterwards makes you feel like you're in Heaven.

[tapout]

11

[tapout]

Yeah, It's gotten so hot sometimes that I've almost passed out from the lack of oxygen. A good shower afterwards makes you feel like you're in Heaven.

I have a pool.

It was put to use.

:fyi:

[tapout]

12

[atoz350]

You're on a roll buddy.

[tapout]

13

Middle of the night deal. Didnt wanna get up and post.

[tapout]

So 13 times in 30 days. Not bad for being married for 15 years.

[Glock17]

So 13 times in 30 days. Not bad for being married for 15 years.

Might as well have fun while you can.:)

[IamDeMan]

So 13 times in 30 days. Not bad for being married for 15 years.

SM will tell you it is a lie but . . .

About 40% of married people have sex twice a week, compared to 20-25% of single and cohabitating men and women. Over 40% of married women said their sex life was emotionally and physically satisfying, compared to about 30% of single women. For men, it's 50% of married men are physically and emotionally contents versus 38% of cohabitating men. (http://www.psychpage.com/family/library/brwaitgalligher.html)

So anyway, the moral of this myth a month is that it’s not true that when you’re married you have less sex – that married couples have less sex. In fact, in general they have more sex overall than single people do (http://loveandhealth.worldgroups.com/Article.cfm?Topic=2&SubTopic=18&Article=124)

Marriage Myth 8: Married people have less satisfying sex lives, and less sex, than single people.

Fact: According to a large-scale national study, married people have both more and better sex than do their unmarried counterparts. Not only do they have sex more often but they enjoy it more, both physically and emotionally. (http://health.discovery.com/centers/loverelationships/articles/marriage_myths.html)

[Spider Monkey]

SM will tell you it is a lie but . . .

About 40% of married people have sex twice a week, compared to 20-25% of single and cohabitating men and women. Over 40% of married women said their sex life was emotionally and physically satisfying, compared to about 30% of single women. For men, it's 50% of married men are physically and emotionally contents versus 38% of cohabitating men. (http://www.psychpage.com/family/library/brwaitgalligher.html)

So anyway, the moral of this myth a month is that it’s not true that when you’re married you have less sex – that married couples have less sex. In fact, in general they have more sex overall than single people do (http://loveandhealth.worldgroups.com/Article.cfm?Topic=2&SubTopic=18&Article=124)

Marriage Myth 8: Married people have less satisfying sex lives, and less sex, than single people.

Fact: According to a large-scale national study, married people have both more and better sex than do their unmarried counterparts. Not only do they have sex more often but they enjoy it more, both physically and emotionally. (http://health.discovery.com/centers/loverelationships/articles/marriage_myths.html)


All lies.

[Captain Ahab]

So 13 times in 30 days. Not bad for being married for 15 years.

8 times in 2 days

:woot:

[Randy Savage]

Fuck.

I got it like 5 times in 2 months.

She just finished her semester though, so it's already picking back up...

[slim8605]

Had sex 5 times this month. Fuck this.

[_AnGeL_]

i smashed x5 this month too, most of it was in one weekend :fu:

[tapout]

14. Was hitting that shit when Glock went on his banning spree. lulz.

Mustve been the champagne from the wedding reception.

[brynm]

14. Was hitting that shit when Glock went on his banning spree. lulz.

Mustve been the champagne from the wedding reception.



lulz, that infraction button is a little too tempting I guess

[tapout]

15 and I cant go back to sleep. :fu:

Gotta work in 90 minutes. :fu:

[IamDeMan]

15 and I cant go back to sleep. :fu:

Gotta work in 90 minutes. :fu:

I don't have to go to work, but everything else is spot on.

[J31Bro]

I have a pool.

It was put to use.

:fyi:

Never was a fan of doin' the deed in the water. Will not do again.

[Glock17]

Never was a fan of doin' the deed in the water. Will not do again.

Not in a Pool, but I'm all for the shower scene.

[tapout]

Never was a fan of doin' the deed in the water. Will not do again.

Jumped in after sex.

[tapout]

fuck yo wife

[atoz350]

fuck yo wife

That's what it's about.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Cannot say that I am proud of what I did over the weekend.

[tapout]

Cannot say that I am proud of what I did over the weekend.

Too many details faggot. Please refrain from posting so many next time.

[jesus]

fuck yo details

[Glock17]

Cannot say that I am proud of what I did over the weekend.

Got drunk and slept with an ugly bitch?....it happens.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Got drunk and slept with an ugly bitch?....it happens.

Got drunk and slept with an alright bitch. From what I can remember, some offensive shit happened.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

fuck yo details

.

[jesus]

Got drunk and slept with an alright bitch. From what I can remember, some offensive shit happened.

:laugh:

Your pooper is so mad at you right now bro.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

:laugh:

Your pooper is so mad at you right now bro.

lol



:foil:

[Glock17]

Got drunk and slept with an alright bitch. From what I can remember, some offensive shit happened.

Please feel free to explain.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Please feel free to explain.

Ok, I was exaggerating a little. I will however say that I will not be doing any muff diving for a while.

[jesus]

Red wings?

[slim8605]

Red wings?

.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

wut

[jesus]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Earning%20Red%20Wings

Also to define practicing cunnilingus while the female is menstruating, because of the blood stains left on her thighs and the partner's face.

I told her that I wouldn't mind earning my red wings, after she told me that she was on the rag. You should have seen the look on her face when she realized I meant oral sex.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

oh god no

[slim8605]

oh god no

She fart in your face?

[jesus]

She had a penis and you put it in your mouf?

[slim8605]

She peed in your mouth?

[jesus]

The first girl I ever tried to munch; well it reminded me of sticking my tongue to a battery. I left the room and then took her home.

Didn't go back in that area for a few years.

[slim8605]

The first girl I ever tried to munch; well it reminded me of sticking my tongue to a battery. I left the room and then took her home.

Didn't go back in that area for a few years.

Sounds like a good time to me :wat:

[jesus]

:laugh:

I assumed it was pee. Thankfully I have never ran into that again. :lol:

[slim8605]

:laugh:

I assumed it was pee. Thankfully I have never ran into that again. :lol:

:puke:

That's the reason why I never liked going down. Afraid of what I might taste...

[Glock17]

Red wings?

.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Earning%20Red%20Wings

Also to define practicing cunnilingus while the female is menstruating, because of the blood stains left on her thighs and the partner's face.

I told her that I wouldn't mind earning my red wings, after she told me that she was on the rag. You should have seen the look on her face when she realized I meant oral sex.
I learned something new.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

Too much info ITT

[slim8605]

Too much info ITT

You still didn't tell us if she squirted in your mouth or not...

[tapout]

Ok, I was exaggerating a little. I will however say that I will not be doing any muff diving for a while.

JTFC, do we have to spell it out for you?

Just tell us why you dont wanna eat pussy, pussy.

[Glock17]

JTFC, do we have to spell it out for you?

Just tell us why you dont wanna eat pussy, pussy.

He might of was a first timer and started licking the hole instead of the bean.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

JTFC, do we have to spell it out for you?

Just tell us why you dont wanna eat pussy, pussy.

I don't want my mouth on some random tramps cunt. A girlfriend is one thing, but not just any slew. Didn't help that I was stupid drunk. Hopefully I didn't catch anything. I have to cut back my alcohol intake.

[Redemon]

HAHA

[_AnGeL_]

feg.

[_AnGeL_]

also, 16.

[_AnGeL_]

wait what...

[tapout]

16

[tapout]

17

[DUSSIN]

:pimp:

[_AnGeL_]

bro, you hittin' bro.

[Captain Ahab]

Never was a fan of doin' the deed in the water. Will not do again.

LOL DATS WHY YOU GOT A KID










And I'll eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake. NOM NOM NOM!
But I do regret eating one pussy, luckily I didn't catch face warts.

If the bitch is nasty, I WILL NOT EAT, just stick my dick in WITH A CONDOM!!!!!!!




And tapout seems to have an adequate sex life.

[slim8605]

Fuck Tapout!

Nigga gettin' more vag than me...

[Pop Da Hatch]

yar, I know I did, srsly.

[tapout]

18.

Was at 530 this morning before I went to bed and when she was waking up.

[tapout]

Negative. We already have 4 and shes been fixed.

[jesus]

Negative. We already have 4 and shes been fixed.

Wow! That's my exact same biography.

[tapout]

19

[tapout]

20

[Captain Ahab]

20

Whoa!

I may have you beat the past month still.. Just wish she was hotter. :frown:

[atoz350]

#2 for me without a condom. It was fucking beautiful.

[Redemon]

I see babies in your future....




Thats why I have two....

[G1ock]

#2 for me without a condom. It was fucking beautiful.

Well aren't you special?

[slim8605]

I'm at 8 for the month.

[dcmcki]

I would settle for someone to just rub on it a little bit.:(

[slim8605]

I would settle for someone to just rub on it a little bit.:(

I can shave your pubes and blow on it for you?

[dcmcki]

I can shave your pubes and blow on it for you?

:fistpump:

:hi5:

[slim8605]

Sounds like we have a deal!

:hi5:

[atoz350]

I see babies in your future....




Thats why I have two....

Well, that's my goal eventually.


And no more for now. She's on the rag.

[G1ock]

atoz the butthole bandit.

[slim8605]

On the rag means... time for mouth sex!

[atoz350]

atoz the butthole bandit.

I don't get it...

On the rag means... time for mouth sex!

Yep. Had that Sunday night after the festival.

[slim8605]

I don't get it...



Yep. Had that Sunday night after the festival.

:hi5:

That's what I like to hear, see, feel and taste. Wait... wut?

[Redemon]

Who the hell says you have to stop when its that time???

[G1ock]

Who the hell says you have to stop when its that time???

atoz.

[atoz350]

atoz's gf.

[G1ock]

ended up getting head that wasn't all that great so i ended up banging my way to satisfaction.

[toasted1]

And I'll eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake. NOM NOM NOM!
But I do regret eating one pussy, luckily I didn't catch face warts.

If the bitch is nasty, I WILL NOT EAT, just stick my dick in WITH A CONDOM!!!!!!!


lol you usually can't see warts :fyi: and you can't get them on you're face but there is supposedly a very small chance you can get them in your mouth :fyi:

Unless I'm drunk I don't chow down until I have hit it a few times and get to inspect that shit.

I'll be damned if I don't get a BJ tho :laugh:

[toasted1]

Unless I'm drunk I don't chow down until I have hit it a few times and get to inspect that shit.


waits for wife to read and tell everyone i'm a god damn liar ;hide:

[tapout]

I think Ill update this tonight.

:noes:

[Captain Ahab]

waits for wife to read and tell everyone i'm a god damn liar ;hide:
LOL

I think Ill update this tonight.

:noes:

I need to make a thread and see how many consecutive days in a row and how many times in a month people have hit it.

I swear when I drilled it at least 14 times in 14 days when I got back from my turk trip.

[hoss]

I think Ill update this tonight.

:noes:

:hi5:

[_AnGeL_]

:fistpump:
vagina
:yumyum:

[evildave101]

:fistpump:
vagina
:yumyum:

fun stuff

[toasted1]

I need to make a thread and see how many consecutive days in a row and how many times in a month people have hit it.

I swear when I drilled it at least 14 times in 14 days when I got back from my turk trip.

I might do the calendar thing myself, I'd say let's have a contest but you know faggots will be coming out the woodwork talking about mad puss when they're really sitting on ct or doing wow raids.

[kurnlesbiskuits]

I might do the calendar thing myself, I'd say let's have a contest but you know faggots will be coming out the woodwork talking about mad puss when they're really sitting on ct or doing wow raids.


Leave glock alone.

[tapout]

No go tonight. Yet.

I think Im gonna check out that brazzers pass toasted put up.

[atoz350]

I can't join in yet...a few more days. My girl took a shower and laid in the bed today with nothing but panties on....I look down, a fucking pad. FML.

[toasted1]

No go tonight. Yet.

I think Im gonna check out that brazzers pass toasted put up.

Same here, gonna shoot to try and sneak in 3 mins f fury in the morning befoe she leaves.

I can't join in yet...a few more days. My girl took a shower and laid in the bed today with nothing but panties on....I look down, a fucking pad. FML.

Mines getting hers next wek, lookin forward to that shit :wiggle: face painting FTW!

[slim8605]

Mine started bleeding yesterday :(. She's going out of the country Tues. morning until July 31 so I won't be smushing for a while :crap:.

[atoz350]

Mine started bleeding yesterday :(. She's going out of the country Tues. morning until July 31 so I won't be smushing for a while :crap:.

You still have me bb.

[Captain Ahab]

Mines getting hers next wek, lookin forward to that shit :wiggle: face painting FTW!

:bowrofl:

[tapout]

21

10 minutes ago I unleashed 2 minutes of fury.

[Uncle Rico]

:bowrofl:

[pl8er]

lol

[J31Bro]

#2 for me without a condom. It was fucking beautiful.
I always hit w/out rubbers. :naughty:

IUD ftw. Hope it works better than BC or I'll have another beautiful child to take care of.

[J31Bro]

21

10 minutes ago I unleashed 2 minutes of fury.
lel this thread should go into the fast & furious section.

[atoz350]

#3 and #4 on the same night for me last night.

[tapout]

22 in the pool earlier today.

Mah scalp is burnt.

[atoz350]

#5 for me this morning.

[tapout]

23.

I knew this was coming. Pool sex isnt the most gratifying.