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Roadtrippin'
04-27-2009, 03:00 PM
If you have the swine flu, poast in here and only in here.

pl8er
04-27-2009, 03:01 PM
I've read a bit about this...seems pretty hard core.

pl8er
04-27-2009, 03:02 PM
And for anyone saying "WTF is he talking about pigs for"

What is swine flu?

Swine flu is a respiratory disease normally found in pigs and caused by type A influenza viruses. While outbreaks of this type of flu are most common in pigs, human cases of swine flu do happen. In the past, reports of human swine flu have been rare—approximately one infection every one to two years in the United States. From December 2005 through February 2009, only 12 cases of human infection were documented.

How is it spread?

Humans with direct exposure to pigs are those most commonly infected with swine flu. Human-to-human spread of swine flu viruses have been documented; however, it's not known how easily the spread occurs. Just as the common flu is passed along, swine flu is thought to be spread by coughing, sneezing, or touching something that has the live virus on it.

If infected, a person may be able to infect another person one day before symptoms develop; therefore, a person is able to pass the flu on before they know they are sick. Infected individuals may spread the virus for seven or more days after becoming sick. Those with swine flu should be considered potentially contagious as long as they are showing symptoms, and up to seven days or longer from the onset of their illness. Children might be contagious for longer periods of time.

Can I catch swine flu from eating pork?

No. The CDC says that swine flu viruses are not transmitted by food. Properly cooking pork to an internal temperature of 160°F kills all bacteria and viruses.

What are the symptoms of swine flu?

Symptoms of swine flu are similar to those of a regular flu: fever and chills, sore throat, cough, headache, body aches, and fatigue. Diarrhea and vomiting can also be present. Without a specific lab test, it is impossible to know whether you may be suffering from swine flu or another flu strain, or a different disease entirely.

What precautionary measures should I take?

The same everyday precautions that you take to prevent other contagious viruses should be used to protect yourself against swine flu. "The best current advice is for individuals to practice good hand hygiene. Periodic hand washing with soap and water, or the use of an alcohol-based hand sanitizer when hand washing is not possible, is a good preventive measure. Also, avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth, as germs can more easily gain entrance into your body through those areas," suggests Rob Danoff, D.O., an MSN health expert. Covering your mouth with a disposable tissue when you cough and sneeze is also a good practice.

The CDC recommends avoiding contact with sick people and keeping your own good health in check with adequate sleep, exercise, and a nutritious diet.

What should you do if you think you are sick with swine flu?

Contact your health care professional, inform them of your symptoms, and ask whether you should be tested for swine flu. Be prepared to give details on how long you've been feeling ill and about any recent travels. Your health care provider will determine whether influenza testing or treatment is needed. If you feel sick, but are not sure what illness you may have, stay home until you have been diagnosed properly to avoid spreading any infection.

Watch for these symptoms in children. Seek emergency medical care if your child experiences any of the following warning signs:

Fever with a rash
Dehydration
Fast breathing
Bluish skin coloration
Slow to wake or sluggish interaction
Flu-like symptoms improve, but then return and cough worsens
Severe irritability
For adults, emergency medical care is needed if you experience these warning signs:

Difficulty breathing
Dizziness
Confusion
Severe or persistent vomiting
Pain or pressure in the chest or stomach
Remember that the symptoms for swine flu are almost identical to those you might experience with the regular flu. Only your doctor can give you the correct diagnosis.

Are there medicines effective in treating swine flu in humans?

The current strain of the swine flu appears to respond to the use of oseltamivir (Tamiflu), or zanamivir (Relenza) for those infected. For treatment, these antiviral drugs work best if started soon after getting sick (within two days of the appearance of symptoms), and for that reason, it's important to notify your health care provider right away if your symptoms are severe.

Are there a vaccine available to protect against swine flu?

No, there is no vaccine to protect humans from this new strain of swine flu. Steps have been taken to start developing one, though the process is complex and can take months.

Would a recent vaccination for the seasonal flu help protect against swine flu?

The CDC reports that those individuals who received the seasonal flu vaccine do not have added protection against the swine flu. The human H1N1 viruses are very different from the H1N1 viruses responsible for the recent outbreaks of swine flu. Therefore, a seasonal flu vaccine would not protect against the swine flu.

Toasted1
04-27-2009, 03:12 PM
Can this be gotten from french kissing supas mom? :hide:

Toasted1
04-27-2009, 03:14 PM
Seriously though even though the CDC says its ok to eat pork I wonder if I should hold off. They also said 'Only X brand peanut butter has tainted Mexican peanut worker shit in it' only to find out as I was reading CNN while munching on a CLIF bar to see they were also infected :laugh:

tappin_azz
04-27-2009, 03:16 PM
if i post in here will i catch it?? how does this work?

nvm....im starting to cough.

Rashaddd
04-27-2009, 03:26 PM
i haz it

Spider Monkey
04-28-2009, 11:31 AM
Seriously though even though the CDC says its ok to eat pork I wonder if I should hold off. They also said 'Only X brand peanut butter has tainted Mexican peanut worker shit in it' only to find out as I was reading CNN while munching on a CLIF bar to see they were also infected :laugh:

This is the official CDC release. You ahve to follow it verbatum to survive.

As reported in the news, there has been a swine influenza outbreak and the CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) is working on measurements to control the spread of the virus.

The CDC recommends the following proper hygiene practices for staying healthy:
• Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in the trash after you use it.
• Wash your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze. Alcohol-based hands cleaners are also effective.
• Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread that way.
• Try to avoid close contact with sick people. Influenza is thought to spread mainly person-to-person through coughing and sneezing of infected people.
• If you get sick, CDC recommends that you stay home from work or school and limit contact with others to keep from infecting them.
For more information, call 1-800-CDC-INFO (1-800-232-4636) or visit the CDC website http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu/ and the World Health Organization website http://www.who.int/en/. The situation is likely to change rapidly in the coming days and frequent monitoring of these websites is recommended.

IamDeMan
04-28-2009, 11:54 AM
This pandemic was created by rich people and governments.

Spider Monkey
04-28-2009, 12:38 PM
Not swine?

IamDeMan
04-28-2009, 12:47 PM
Not swine?

Didn't I just say that?

Spider Monkey
04-28-2009, 12:48 PM
:laugh::crap:

tapout
04-28-2009, 05:17 PM
i love swine

97gp
04-28-2009, 05:22 PM
Seriously though even though the CDC says its ok to eat pork I wonder if I should hold off. They also said 'Only X brand peanut butter has tainted Mexican peanut worker shit in it' only to find out as I was reading CNN while munching on a CLIF bar to see they were also infected :laugh:

I had pork last night :shrug:

Porch Monkey
04-28-2009, 06:31 PM
SyKo13 is nowhere to be found.........

Tiger Bass
04-28-2009, 11:15 PM
If you have the swine flu, poast in here and only in here.
We'll have to shower them like they did Jews. Make sure it doesn't spread to anyone else.

Sex Cells
04-28-2009, 11:24 PM
This forum has Swine Flu.

tapout
04-28-2009, 11:30 PM
SyKo13 is nowhere to be found.........

found him

Sex Cells
04-28-2009, 11:35 PM
found him

Do you think Mexicans will be able to pass the swine flu onto Humans?

SyKo13
04-29-2009, 12:17 AM
:cough: :cough: :spit:

Oink

95ZJ
04-29-2009, 01:50 AM
Haha everyone at my grocery store is freaking the fuck out over this. They're having us clean our hands after EVERY order ring up.

Toasted1
04-29-2009, 04:27 AM
So is this a Spanish only STD or should us gringos be on the alert too?

tappin_azz
04-29-2009, 08:30 AM
healthy people should be ok. if you can survive the regular flu you can survive the pig flu. messicants are the unhealthiest people on the planet...even behind the africans.

the human race will live on.....messicants will not.

Randy Savage
04-29-2009, 09:39 AM
My g/f had all of these bumps and open sores on her crotch, she said it was the swine flu, and now I'm getting them :crap:

tappin_azz
04-29-2009, 09:55 AM
My g/f had all of these bumps and open sores on her crotch, she said it was the swine flu, and now I'm getting them :crap:

she been sexing a mexican?

evildave101
04-29-2009, 10:06 AM
The number of confirmed swine flu cases in the United States rose to 66 in six states, with 45 in New York, 11 in California, six in Texas, two in Kansas and one each in Indiana and Ohio, but cities and states suspected more. In New York, the city's health commissioner said "many hundreds" of schoolchildren were ill at a school where some students had confirmed cases.

evildave101
04-29-2009, 01:00 PM
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SyKo13
04-29-2009, 09:00 PM
:fu:

Slammed
04-29-2009, 09:01 PM
Im in the heart of it all...fucking Queens, NY



fawking syk0 feg

SyKo13
04-29-2009, 09:01 PM
:sniff:

SyKo13
04-29-2009, 09:01 PM
Blame Gore and global warming

Slammed
04-29-2009, 09:02 PM
:fu:


Im leaving Queens

SyKo13
04-29-2009, 09:12 PM
:fu:

evildave101
04-29-2009, 09:20 PM
it was once said that a black man would be elected president "when pigs fly", obama was elected, swine flu

SyKo13
04-29-2009, 09:41 PM
:fu::fu:

Williambrea
04-29-2009, 10:02 PM
haha I actually had swine flu back when I was 11-12....
I kicked its ass lol
the media is just a bunch of fegs with nothing to do

IamDeMan
04-30-2009, 09:56 AM
it was once said that a black man would be elected president "when pigs fly", obama was elected, swine flu

This was so cheezy but yet I lolled.

Spider Monkey
04-30-2009, 10:24 AM
I luld hard