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Captain Ahab
08-11-2011, 04:21 PM
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet by those of you who follow fitness/bodybuilding online.

http://www.smh.com.au/executive-style/culture/blogs/all-men-are-liars/zyzz-to-zilch-in-22-years-20110811-1ioik.html


http://images.smh.com.au/2011/08/11/2551354/Zyzz353-200x0.jpg



When the rest of Australia casts around for a caricature of Sydney's superficiality and egocentricity, I reckon they might summon a figure not unsimilar to that of recently deceased bodybuilder Aziz "Zyzz" Sergeyevich Shavershian.
Zyzz, who was apparently something of an online phenomenon thanks to his incredibly chiselled physique and tireless posting of pictures of said slab of meat, died on Friday after suffering a heart attack in a sauna in Bangkok where he was vacationing.
He first sprang to mainstream attention a couple of weeks ago when The Sun-Herald wrote about the arrest of his older brother, Said, 25.


Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/executive-style/culture/blogs/all-men-are-liars/zyzz-to-zilch-in-22-years-20110811-1ioik.html#ixzz1Ul24cBTH

"He was found in possession of an anabolic steroid and pleaded guilty to the charge last week. Said Shavershian, a personal trainer at Fitness First, was fined $479," according to The Sydney Morning Herald.
I remember picking up the paper that morning thinking "Sweet baby Jesus, this kid is ripped" - which apparently is known as "mirin" aka "admiring" - in the lexicon of Zyzz, his brother and their friends.
I was then swept with another sensation as I imagined the attention - trashy as it might have been - Zyzz would have copped from women on his innumerable nights and days out at clubs and festivals without his shirt.
It was jealousy - aka "gettin' jelly" to Zyzz and his mates - and though it was a shortlived feeling, it was the very sequence of emotions Zyzz and his brother so often posted about on their Facebook pages.
"Get shredded, so the chicks be 'mirin' and the guys are 'jelly'."
As of Thursday night, the story about Zyzz's death was the most read article and his videos had logged over 50,000 views on the SMH website - which I'm guessing is partly people 'mirin', partly gettin' 'jelly', with a huge slab of schadenfreude thrown in the mix.
Some of these readers may be thinking ill of Zyzz, some I hope are sparing a thought for his family - but I doubt the kid was much different to thousands of other guys his age - 22 - perhaps a little more self-obsessed, but certainly no more than 500 other dudes you can run into at any music festival nowadays.
In the days to come, the media will almost certainly cast Zyzz's death as a cautionary tale about the use of steroids and Human Growth Hormones, though his mother, Maria Shavershian, told the SMH "a post-mortem examination had revealed that her youngest son suffered from an undiagnosed heart condition, which triggered cardiac arrest".
According to the Thai website The Nation, as well as Bangkok-based Aussie blogger Jason Gagliardi, a New Zealand man named Tim Sharky wrote on his Facebook page that he had told Zyzz to "slow down" in the weeks leading up to his death.
"This is a warning for any of you boys coming to Thailand. Thailand is a country with it all ... girls, steroids, growth hormone, it's all here and it's all cheap. I spoke to him the other day and he looked like a kid in a candy shop," Sharky said.
Whether that turns out to be the case, I don't reckon it's gonna stop too many skinny kids who want to take shortcuts to getting 'shredded', so the rest of us be 'mirin' and 'jelly'.
Look at the pics of Zyzz as a kid - he was not a genetically-gifted specimen when a teen - but he sculpted (and possibly injected) himself into a sex god.
Now, look at his Facebook page sitting at 75,000 plus likes, his YouTube vids nearing a million views, and the page impressions he's garnering on the hoary old Age and SMH websites.
Gettin' shredded it seems, however you achieve it, certainly attracts attention.
And if it can hook you sophistocumated Fairfax readers, imagine how it goes down with a pinging 20-year-old girl at Good Vibrations?


Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/executive-style/culture/blogs/all-men-are-liars/zyzz-to-zilch-in-22-years-20110811-1ioik.html#ixzz1Ul22JDMs



Cliffs: Icon of the online bodybuilding community who was an admitted steroid user dies @ age 22 from heart problems in a Bangkok spa.

eus090474
08-11-2011, 04:26 PM
I saw that on the bodybuilding forum. Always thought the dude was a douche. His haircut alone makes me want to falcon punch him in the uterus.

jip
08-11-2011, 04:27 PM
Dude was a tool .. but his hair is alright.

Spider Monkey
08-11-2011, 04:28 PM
And why was he an icon?

Porch Monkey
08-11-2011, 04:28 PM
http://i623.photobucket.com/albums/tt317/DBfan187/kano-fatality_o_GIFSoupcom.gif

Captain Ahab
08-11-2011, 04:38 PM
And why was he an icon?

He posted actively on bb.com and on 4chan fit section. He trolled a lot, posted tons of videos of him going out in public shirtless and mackin' on bitches, everyone loved his physique. He even had his own supplements coming out.

He was always claiming he had a god-like physique.

jip
08-11-2011, 04:41 PM
He was always claiming he had a god-like physique.

Admittedly, I've only the one photo by which to judge .. but it seems to me that he did have a god-like physique.

Spider Monkey
08-11-2011, 04:43 PM
He posted actively on bb.com and on 4chan fit section. He trolled a lot, posted tons of videos of him going out in public shirtless and mackin' on bitches, everyone loved his physique. He even had his own supplements coming out.

He was always claiming he had a god-like physique.
So he was the Steve Meade of the BB scene. lol
Admittedly, I've only the one photo by which to judge .. but it seems to me that he did have a god-like physique.

Gods took steriods?

bluecar
08-11-2011, 04:44 PM
I mirin

jip
08-11-2011, 04:44 PM
Gods took steriods?

Nope .. hence 'god-like' ... :egypt:

Spider Monkey
08-11-2011, 04:45 PM
So all I gotta do to have that physique is take steroids and human growth hormone?




Or do I still have to work out too?

Captain Ahab
08-11-2011, 04:48 PM
So he was the Steve Meade of the BB scene. lol



:hilarious:

Awesome comparison. I lol'd. So true.
So all I gotta do to have that physique is take steroids and human growth hormone?




Or do I still have to work out too?

Unfortunately you still have to work out and keep a strict diet. :shrug:

Spider Monkey
08-11-2011, 04:53 PM
Unfortunately you still have to work out and keep a strict diet. :shrug:

God dammit. Will you guys hurry up and figure out the perfect cheat for this shit please.

jip
08-11-2011, 04:56 PM
God dammit. Will you guys hurry up and figure out the perfect cheat for this shit please.

Climbing.

It is fun and you get stupid ripped. Win win.

bluecar
08-11-2011, 04:58 PM
It sure as fuck ain't running.

I have to do 6 miles here in a min. Running is fucking dumb....we invented cars for a reason.

jip
08-11-2011, 05:01 PM
It sure as fuck ain't running.

I have to do 6 miles here in a min. Running is fucking dumb....we invented cars for a reason.

Running is a great way to burn calories but it won't give you any (upper-body) definition.

Running + climbing + yoga, though, provides pretty good results. Replace yoga with swimming and you're set.

Spider Monkey
08-11-2011, 05:03 PM
Climbing.

It is fun and you get stupid ripped. Win win.
Yea, but it is hard fucking work.

My toes are still sore from rafting this weekend with those beast mode shoes. Ic an't imagine my fingers after climbing.

Plus it os really dangerous to do drunk.
It sure as fuck ain't running.

I have to do 6 miles here in a min. Running is fucking dumb....we invented cars for a reason.
Bro, running is bad for the body bro.

jip
08-11-2011, 05:06 PM
Yea, but it is hard fucking work.

It ain't work when you're enjoying it, bro.

Fucking a chick raw requires energy and makes you sweat .. but you wouldn't call it 'hard work', amirite?

My toes are still sore from rafting this weekend with those beast mode shoes. Ic an't imagine my fingers after climbing.

Yeah .. I won't lie. My hands are usually pretty sore and they have the texture of sandpaper and leather. GF likes it, though. :shrug:


Plus it os really dangerous to do drunk.

That's why most climbers are always stoned. :rasta:

Bro, running is bad for the body bro.

... only if you're doing it wrong.

Still, you could substitute cycling or swimming if you have pussy knees.

Spider Monkey
08-11-2011, 05:08 PM
It ain't work when you're enjoying it, bro.

Fucking a chick raw requires energy and makes you sweat .. but you wouldn't call it 'hard work', amirite?

Yea, but if that got you ripped I'd be Arnold Fuckingswarsl;AZKfgusdygvneger.

That's why most climbers are always stoned. :rasta:


LULZ

Still, you could substitute cycling or swimming if you have pussy knees.
I have a pool to swim in but again, that is hard to do with a beer in your hand.

Spider Monkey
08-11-2011, 05:08 PM
I would like a bike though.

_AnGeL_
08-11-2011, 05:10 PM
wood go all necro on zyzz

jip
08-11-2011, 05:15 PM
Yea, but if that got you ripped I'd be Arnold Fuckingswarsl;AZKfgusdygvneger.

:hi5:

I have a pool to swim in but again, that is hard to do with a beer in your hand.

Best. Excuse. Ever.

I would like a bike though.

Yeah .. you can totally ride your bike with a beer in your hand. I'm pretty sure they haven't outlawed that yet. :icon14:

Spider Monkey
08-11-2011, 05:22 PM
:hi5:



Best. Excuse. Ever.



Yeah .. you can totally ride your bike with a beer in your hand. I'm pretty sure they haven't outlawed that yet. :icon14:

Shit.

jip
08-11-2011, 05:23 PM
No, seriously .. I'm pretty sure they haven't.

Spider Monkey
08-11-2011, 05:24 PM
No, seriously .. I'm pretty sure they haven't.

No, they have. You can get DUI's on horses and lawn mowers down here bro. A bike is srs bzns.

jip
08-11-2011, 05:34 PM
No, they have. You can get DUI's on horses and lawn mowers down here bro. A bike is srs bzns.

Damn.

bluecar
08-11-2011, 06:33 PM
Running is a great way to burn calories but it won't give you any (upper-body) definition.

Running + climbing + yoga, though, provides pretty good results. Replace yoga with swimming and you're set.

I guess...

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m46/Flipx99/IMAG0111.jpg

No, they have. You can get DUI's on horses and lawn mowers down here bro. A bike is srs bzns.

indeed.

jip
08-11-2011, 06:50 PM
6mi in 72 minutes?

I thought we were talking about running?

;)

bluecar
08-11-2011, 07:40 PM
6mi in 72 minutes?

I thought we were talking about running?

;)

Yeah, I am not very fast. My real "running" pace is about 11:15 min/mil, the rest is warm up and cool down per my instructions. I ran about 1 min/mil slower than I wanted.

Most of my speed depends on attitude. If I feel good, I run good.

Pop Da Hatch
08-11-2011, 07:54 PM
mackin just texted me, he is cutting his wrists.

Captain Ahab
08-11-2011, 08:24 PM
It sure as fuck ain't running.

I have to do 6 miles here in a min. Running is fucking dumb....we invented cars for a reason.

Walking or HIIT is better at burning a higher % of body fat than running.

bluecar
08-11-2011, 08:33 PM
Walking or HIIT is better at burning a higher % of body fat than running.

It's for a 1/2 marathon. Otherwise, would do something that makes more sense.

wishuponansg
08-11-2011, 09:19 PM
Didn't ThomasG post vids of this dude? Dude does look like a huge d-bag though.

jip
08-11-2011, 09:42 PM
Walking or HIIT is better at burning a higher % of body fat than running.

No.

mackin
08-11-2011, 10:36 PM
mackin just texted me, he is cutting his wrists.

lol. Saw this unfold on BB.com, and I must say, it bummed me out.

Zyzz was one of the big inspirations that made me start lifting. His videos were pretty funny too. What people don't realize is he was just making those as a joke, and is not actually that big of a douche IRL.

Zyzz - [Soundtrack of the Gods] Full Track HQ - YouTube

(no homo)

Porch Monkey
08-11-2011, 10:39 PM
that shit is fucking terrible!

Captain Ahab
08-11-2011, 11:18 PM
No.
Yes, get edumcated bro. Running tends to catabolize more muscle than HIIT and walking.
lol. Saw this unfold on BB.com, and I must say, it bummed me out.

Zyzz was one of the big inspirations that made me start lifting. His videos were pretty funny too. What people don't realize is he was just making those as a joke, and is not actually that big of a douche IRL.



Thus his troll.

DUSSIN
08-12-2011, 01:08 AM
that shit is fucking terrible!



...

SAD
08-12-2011, 04:18 AM
You can't act like that much of a prick and not be one.

Captain Ahab
08-12-2011, 04:52 AM
zyzz just went into fitness protection, because nobody could handle his aesthetics any more, it was dangerous to be alive in a world so full of jelly

SAD
08-12-2011, 05:47 AM
I bet that dude has done gay porn.

toasted1
08-12-2011, 06:24 AM
Did he really die? Thought I heard it ended up being a big troll?

DUSSIN
08-12-2011, 06:37 AM
Did he really die? Thought I heard it ended up being a big troll?

The ultimate troll..


Lolniggaudead.

Porch Monkey
08-12-2011, 07:27 AM
Just like Elvis, biggie, and tupac...

pl8er
08-12-2011, 07:46 AM
Did he really die? Thought I heard it ended up being a big troll?

always comes out that the superstars aren't really dead

because so many people have a hard time living without those people around

eus090474
08-12-2011, 08:04 AM
I googled falcon punch zyzz and this was one of the first pics that came up

http://i29.tinypic.com/2a7t01g.jpg

pl8er
08-12-2011, 08:12 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-w0h74ZEVFVU/Ta2enJvVVHI/AAAAAAAAAFs/jBtKs1mM63U/s320/dont-worry-bro-zyzz-is-watching-over-you-e1288097501937.jpg%5D

eus090474
08-12-2011, 08:26 AM
do not want him watching me

jip
08-12-2011, 09:35 AM
Yes, get edumcated bro. Running tends to catabolize more muscle than HIIT and walking.


So, you're telling me that running for 30 minutes burns less fat than walking?

wishuponansg
08-12-2011, 09:37 AM
So, you're telling me that running for 30 minutes burns less fat than walking?

Exactly what he is telling you.





Can we get junior in here?

fbi90909
08-12-2011, 10:07 AM
Soooooo chris angel died????

Porch Monkey
08-12-2011, 10:09 AM
Exactly what he is telling you.





Can we get junior in here?
why? so he can ban Ahab for giving fitness info?

Spider Monkey
08-12-2011, 10:28 AM
Zyzz was one of the big inspirations that made me start lifting. His videos were pretty funny too. What people don't realize is he was just making those as a joke, and is not actually that big of a douche IRL.

Yea, because you knew him personally right?
You can't act like that much of a prick and not be one.
This is fact.

Porch Monkey
08-12-2011, 10:33 AM
Helen Mirren

SAD
08-12-2011, 01:57 PM
...This is fact.

^^ man knows

:hi5:

Must spread

Spider Monkey
08-12-2011, 01:59 PM
How do you pronounce this faggot's name anyhow?

Zyzz as in Z why Z? Zewise?

SAD
08-12-2011, 02:01 PM
How do you pronounce this faggot's name anyhow?

Zyzz as in Z why Z? Zewise?

Sounds like "Jizz"

ngsm13
08-12-2011, 02:03 PM
HUh?

slim8605
08-12-2011, 02:21 PM
Jizz

jip
08-12-2011, 02:39 PM
How do you pronounce this faggot's name anyhow?

Zyzz as in Z why Z? Zewise?

Kuhnt

SAD
08-12-2011, 02:40 PM
Kuhnt

loluslo

Captain Ahab
08-12-2011, 03:53 PM
So, you're telling me that running for 30 minutes burns less fat than walking?
No. I am telling you that walking at a brisk pace for 3 miles will be better at burning more body fat than running for 3 miles.
why? so he can ban Ahab for giving fitness info?
:hilarious:

Sad thing is junior still believes in a lot of bro science. He got mad and edited my post the other day when he realized I was right.

jip
08-12-2011, 04:58 PM
No. I am telling you that walking at a brisk pace for 3 miles will be better at burning more body fat than running for 3 miles.

Sigh. I really fucking hate that argument.

If I run for 30 minutes, I burn more fat than if I walk for 30 minutes. Who the fuck cares how much distance I cover? I can easily run 5km in less than 30 minutes but the same distance would take about an hour to walk.

Summary: running is a more efficient way to burn fat. Arguments to the contrary are made by lazy people who aren't fit enough to run a decent distance.

Captain Ahab
08-12-2011, 05:04 PM
Summary: running is a more TIME efficient way to burn fat than walking (not necessarily HIIT though).
fixed

wishuponansg
08-12-2011, 05:21 PM
Sigh. I really fucking hate that argument.

If I run for 30 minutes, I burn more fat than if I walk for 30 minutes. Who the fuck cares how much distance I cover? I can easily run 5km in less than 30 minutes but the same distance would take about an hour to walk.

Summary: running is a more efficient way to burn fat. Arguments to the contrary are made by lazy people who aren't fit enough to run a decent distance.

I donno, bro. Our board Guru told us the contrary.

Captain Ahab
08-12-2011, 05:26 PM
I donno, bro. Our board Guru told us the contrary.

Me and Junior both agree on it so it must be right!

adio
08-16-2011, 01:13 AM
I saw that on the bodybuilding forum. Always thought the dude was a douche. His haircut alone makes me want to falcon punch him in the uterus.

lol!!! whats a falcon punch?

Pootie
08-16-2011, 04:31 AM
http://i52.tinypic.com/287f3b5.gif

adio
08-16-2011, 10:04 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/287f3b5.gif

more examples of falcon punches......... please