Anyone in Dallas? [Archive]

sks_lex

04-29-2009, 02:57 PM

Came up for the week. Me and my boss are taking a few girls to a Kenny Chesney concert this weekend. Any other cool shit going on up here?

Spider Monkey

04-29-2009, 02:59 PM

Kenny Chesney is not cool shit.

tappin_azz

04-29-2009, 02:59 PM

Kenny Chesney is not cool shit.

this

sks_lex

04-29-2009, 03:00 PM

Well to each his own?

Spider Monkey

04-29-2009, 03:02 PM

Yes, I like to own.

sks_lex

04-29-2009, 03:04 PM

Very good Monkey Man.

I will check back on my flames when I get back, time for some steaks.

Spider Monkey

04-29-2009, 03:05 PM

Now STEAKS are cool shit.

Randy Savage

04-29-2009, 03:06 PM

Now STEAKS are cool shit.
What about steaks while listening to Kenny Chesney?

Spider Monkey

04-29-2009, 03:08 PM

What about steaks while listening to Kenny Chesney?

If I could drown out the sounds, I would survive.

Randy Savage

04-29-2009, 03:19 PM

If I could drown out the sounds, I would survive.

Ok...but...what about eating Kenny Chesney while listening to steak?

Spider Monkey

04-29-2009, 03:27 PM

What does he taste like?

Randy Savage

04-29-2009, 03:29 PM

What does he taste like?

Steak.

And the steak sounds like Kenny Chesney.

Spider Monkey

04-29-2009, 03:34 PM

Steak.

And the steak sounds like Kenny Chesney.

I'll try a serving medium rare please.

tappin_azz

04-29-2009, 03:48 PM

no homo?

Spider Monkey

04-29-2009, 03:53 PM

No homo

Yes Necro

tappin_azz

04-29-2009, 03:54 PM

No homo

Yes Necro

just making sure. i dont want any suprises.

Toasted1

04-29-2009, 04:01 PM

Girls as in your daughters or girls as in poontang to hopefully fuck after sitting through a shitty concert?

Spider Monkey

04-29-2009, 04:01 PM

no suprises

tappin_azz

04-29-2009, 04:05 PM

Girls as in your daughters or girls as in poontang to hopefully fuck after sitting through a shitty concert?

good catch...

cool shit could be stuff like a water park or chuck e. cheese.

IamDeMan

04-29-2009, 07:42 PM

Came up for the week. Me and my boss are taking a few girls to a Kenny Chesney concert this weekend. Any other cool shit going on up here?

STFU & GTFO

sks_lex

04-29-2009, 08:51 PM

Please dont eat him I already bought tickets.

sks_lex

04-29-2009, 08:52 PM

STFU & GTFO

Yessa masta, please dont get the whip masta!

sks_lex

05-01-2009, 12:38 AM

So nothing then? Yall tell me something.

Toasted1

05-01-2009, 12:40 AM

Why don't you go to a steakhouse that seems like a Texan thing to do or go to one of those bullriding shows.

Toasted1

05-01-2009, 12:40 AM

If they like country music they will probably like that no?

Pop Da Hatch

05-01-2009, 12:46 AM

get a case of beer and get pissed up, fuck some hookers, maybe make a bonfire on some bitches front yard - just not sure there will be enough time.

sks_lex

05-01-2009, 12:47 AM

We already went and ate steak. No rodeos around soon.

I need something exciting for tomorrow!

Thanks for teh ideas though.

Pop Da Hatch

05-01-2009, 12:49 AM

go cow tipping man, cmon.

sks_lex

05-01-2009, 12:51 AM

get a case of beer and get pissed up, fuck some hookers, maybe make a bonfire on some bitches front yard - just not sure there will be enough time.

Well we had a few cases, some free pussy and a bonfire in the backyard all at the same time.

Toasted1

05-01-2009, 12:59 AM

Check this shit out, you should at least post pictures of these whores for all the shit we are doing for you that you should be doing yourself.

http://www.speedzone.com/dallas/racing.html

Pootie

05-01-2009, 05:46 AM

:eol:
^This

icpurplepplalot

05-01-2009, 05:55 AM

what he said

Spider Monkey

05-01-2009, 10:48 AM

Well we had a few cases, some free pussy and a bonfire in the backyard all at the same time.

Pix for proof or you're a liar.

IamDeMan

05-01-2009, 10:54 AM

Anyone in Dallas?
And if so, WTF for? Are you retarded?

IamDeMan

05-01-2009, 10:55 AM

Pix for proof or you're a liar.
What the fuck is your problem
...

tappin_azz

05-01-2009, 10:55 AM

http://the-valley.org/jasonbonfire.jpg

fiercetimbo17

05-01-2009, 12:01 PM

If you like to get drunk lower greenville is fun.

sks_lex

05-01-2009, 04:44 PM

Pix for proof or you're a liar.

I will get your pics after the concert.

97gp

05-01-2009, 04:46 PM

You better

IDSkot

05-01-2009, 04:49 PM

I know someone whose name is Dallas, and she's a whore.
Does that count?

Spider Monkey

05-01-2009, 05:13 PM

I will get your pics after the concert.

Rep will be had.

sks_lex

05-01-2009, 06:49 PM

I know someone whose name is Dallas, and she's a whore.
Does that count?

Does it count? Of course is counts.

IDSkot

05-01-2009, 08:04 PM

Does it count? Of course is counts.

Then I know mad people in Dallas. =|

darthvibrator

05-01-2009, 09:02 PM

a faggot named jntar is.

Spider Monkey

05-01-2009, 09:10 PM

LMFAO. You got hate for JD?

darthvibrator

05-01-2009, 09:33 PM

LMFAO. You got hate for JD?

dude is a fucking hypocrite to the max.

he said some shit along the lines of "this thread is between the seller and the buyer. anyone who gives anymore advice or gets involved in the thread is taking a vacation"....then the faggot bitch started giving his advice to the fucking buyer on what he should do.

i called him on it, and he banned me. this was like months and months back, but i still hate the ginger looking fuck

Spider Monkey

05-01-2009, 09:34 PM

dude is a fucking hypocrite to the max.

he said some shit along the lines of "this thread is between the seller and the buyer. anyone who gives anymore advice or gets involved in the thread is taking a vacation"....then the faggot bitch started giving his advice to the fucking buyer on what he should do.

i called him on it, and he banned me. this was like months and months back, but i still hate the ginger looking fuck

ibyougotasmallbanlol.

darthvibrator

05-01-2009, 09:36 PM

ibyougotasmallbanlol.

yes it was a small ban, but shit nikka, its the principal.

Spider Monkey

05-01-2009, 09:37 PM

yes it was a small ban, but shit nikka, its the principal.

You want to talk to me about the principle of getting banned? LMFAO!!!

darthvibrator

05-01-2009, 09:42 PM

You want to talk to me about the principle of getting banned? LMFAO!!!

well no, thats like me challenging you to a battle of wits.

im just explaining, why i hate the fuck.

IamDeMan

05-01-2009, 09:42 PM

yes it was a small ban, but shit nikka, its the principal.

You sure it wasn't the principle?

IamDeMan

05-01-2009, 09:43 PM

well no, thats like me challenging you to a battle of wits.

im just explaining, why i hate the fuck.

Just be honest. He stole your nugget, didn't he?

darthvibrator

05-01-2009, 09:44 PM

You sure it wasn't the principle?

lawls you just reminded me. there was a russian mart that i would go to, to pick up these bad ass chocolate and wafer bars called "prinicipolies" or some shit.

yes, spell check caught it, i didnt. sorry nigs

Spider Monkey

05-01-2009, 09:45 PM

well no, thats like me challenging you to a battle of wits.

im just explaining, why i hate the fuck.

Well then we share the reason why I hate assbass, requeef, and Jmacunt. You just have it bottled up for one of them. lel

If he knew you were crunk, it would not have happened. You can work it out here if ya want. I want pictures of hugging though.

JD gets publically involved with transactions a little too much, but that is just him.

darthvibrator

05-01-2009, 09:45 PM

Just be honest. He stole your nugget, didn't he?

im over the nugget ordeal for now. who knows, maybe it was a sign from a higher power. i might of had a heart attack with that extra nugget. the world may never know.

IamDeMan

05-01-2009, 09:47 PM

im over the nugget ordeal for now. who knows, maybe it was a sign from a higher power. i might of had a heart attack with that extra nugget. the world may never know.

nDeed, but it did provide the lols too, so it had more than one benny.

darthvibrator

05-01-2009, 09:47 PM

Well then we share the reason why I hate assbass, requeef, and Jmacunt. You just have it bottled up for one of them. lel

If he knew you were crunk, it would not have happened. You can work it out here if ya want. I want pictures of hugging though.

JD gets publically involved with transactions a little too much, but that is just him.

i have no love for anyone on this forum except a select few. id jump in front of a cumshot for some of these guys

darthvibrator

05-01-2009, 09:48 PM

nDeed, but it did provide the lols too, so it had more than one benny.

we bonded

:tearz:

Spider Monkey

05-01-2009, 09:52 PM

i have no love for anyone on this forum except a select few. id jump in front of a cumshot for some of these guys

I know I'm one of them. You made me a purty pixor. :boobies:

IamDeMan

05-01-2009, 09:54 PM

I know I'm one of them. You made me a purty pixor. :boobies:

Was it painted in white?

He left you hangin on that lunch invite though. Watch out for him :fyi:

Spider Monkey

05-01-2009, 09:55 PM

Was it painted in white?

He left you hangin on that lunch invite though. Watch out for him :fyi:

It was a dralwing, and yes, the fucker did leave me hanging. At the time I think he only had a bicycle. Bastard.

IamDeMan

05-01-2009, 09:57 PM

It was a dralwing, and yes, the fucker did leave me hanging. At the time I think he only had a bicycle. Bastard.
He has moved up since then. Nga got tools to write off n shit.

Spider Monkey

05-01-2009, 09:58 PM

He has moved up since then. Nga got tools to write off n shit.

werd son. nga do work!

darthvibrator

05-01-2009, 09:59 PM

fucking ha, you mofos actually made me lol.

darthvibrator

05-01-2009, 10:00 PM

I know I'm one of them. You made me a purty pixor. :boobies:

i did. and i was sober :fyi:...which means the love wasnt drug induced. it was from the heartz.

Spider Monkey

05-01-2009, 10:02 PM

i did. and i was sober :fyi:...which means the love wasnt drug induced. it was from the heartz.

LUFF WAS HAD.