Boyshorts vs Thong...

[IDSkot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v461/franku/boycut-maximus-babes.jpg

versus.

http://rpjsyndicate.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/keyra-augustina-red-thong.jpg


I'm personally a boy shorts kind of guy. They're not too slutty, but they're not too conservative... and give a great form.

[evildave101]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v461/franku/boycut-maximus-babes.jpg

versus.

http://rpjsyndicate.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/keyra-augustina-red-thong.jpg


I'm personally a boy shorts kind of guy. They're not too slutty, but they're not too conservative... and give a great form.

do they make your ass look hot?

[Spider Monkey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v461/franku/boycut-maximus-babes.jpg

This
do they make your ass look hot?
That

[IDSkot]

do they make your ass look hot?

Indeed they do. They really help define my package, too.

[evildave101]

nice

[Mr. Shickadance]

I hate them both, they just get in the way of my throbbing penis :mad:

[darthvibrator]

why do they call them boyshorts? whats so "boy" about them. if a boy wore them, they'd be "pedophile bait shorts". and if a guy wore them, theyd be fag shorts.

regardless, i like the boyshorts by FAR. sluttyness

[Spider Monkey]

why do they call them boyshorts? whats so "boy" about them. if a boy wore them, they'd be "pedophile bait shorts". and if a guy wore them, theyd be fag shorts.

regardless, i like the boyshorts by FAR. sluttyness

They are named after what attracts them? :wat:

[darthvibrator]

They are named after what they attract? :wat:

fixed.

should be called dick shorts then.

[evildave101]

"i like cawk shorts"---just dont sound right

[darthvibrator]

"i like cawk shorts"---just dont sound right

well "i like boy shorts" sounds pedophiliaish

[evildave101]

i always called them booty shorts

[darthvibrator]

i always called them booty shorts

hmm, why didnt i think of that.

+rep

[Spider Monkey]

fixed.

should be called dick shorts then.

Oops. That is what I meant. Fucking beer....

[darthvibrator]

Oops. That is what I meant. Fucking beer....

whatcha drinking?

[IDSkot]

i always called them booty shorts

Yeah. Booty shorts is another name. I've heard them call a lot of different things. Most commonly boy shorts.

[Spider Monkey]

whatcha drinking?

Fat Tire.

Good shit. First got hooked to it when I was staying in the Gaylord Hotel in Texas.

Yea, I know - gay. Google that shit. Hotel is OFF THE CHAIN FIRE. Like a little city inside a city.

[evildave101]

fat tire is one of the only beers i like

[Toasted1]

Boy shorts, thongs are very 90's IMO

[Spider Monkey]

fat tire is one of the only beers i like

Okay, you just lost redneck points. I thought fo sho you bought any 12 pack under a 10 spot.

[darthvibrator]

Fat Tire.

Good shit. First got hooked to it when I was staying in the Gaylord Hotel in Texas.

Yea, I know - gay. Google that shit. Hotel is OFF THE CHAIN FIRE. Like a little city inside a city.

fat tire is good shit.

may i make a suggestion, if you like fat tire? i suggest "2 below", which i believe is made by the fat tire guys.

edit:wtf is that shit? is that even a proper sentence?

[Spider Monkey]

fat tire is good shit.

may i make a suggestion, if you like fat tire? i suggest "2 below", which i believe is made by the fat tire guys.

Fuck me sideways. I saw'd that brew right next to the fat tire. I noticed that it had the same brew logo and thought, "huh - new shit?". But I was not bold enough to grab an experiment for the night. Now that you said that, I will try.

[evildave101]

Okay, you just lost redneck points. I thought fo sho you bought any 12 pack under a 10 spot.

i dont really like beer

[darthvibrator]

Fuck me sideways. I saw'd that brew right next to the fat tire. I noticed that it had the same brew logo and thought, "huh - new shit?". But I was not bold enough to grab an experiment for the night. Now that you said that, I will try.

heres ill make a quick run down.

fat tire = good
2 below = good
mothership = stay away

wingwalker (the purple box) = good
any other wingwalker = ass

ballast point = gross

golden monkey = too much for me

blue paw = good shit. kind of seems like a chick beer, so i drink it when no ones looking

mickeys 40's = classic

[darthvibrator]

i dont really like beer

im not much a drinker at all. but when there is something new that a buddy has or wants to try, ill try it as well.

sometimes you win, lots of times you lose.

[darthvibrator]

holy fuck...i just clicked on the second picture...i consider those boyshorts as well. that shit aint a thong you mother fucker

[darthvibrator]

quadpost bitch

[evildave101]

when i would drink beer, it was most often rolling rock, XX, fat tire and the like.

[IDSkot]

holy fuck...i just clicked on the second picture...i consider those boyshorts as well. that shit aint a thong you mother fucker

There's a thong under those jeans... I'll find a real thong picture if you'd like.

[Spider Monkey]

i dont really like beer
You just lost more redneck points. :fyi:
heres ill make a quick run down.

fat tire = good
2 below = good
mothership = stay away

wingwalker (the purple box) = good
any other wingwalker = ass

ballast point = gross

golden monkey = too much for me

blue paw = good shit. kind of seems like a chick beer, so i drink it when no ones looking

mickeys 40's = classic
Damn negro, I havn't even heard of half those beers.

[darthvibrator]

There's a thong under those jeans... I'll find a real thong picture if you'd like.

well yes, there is a thong, but that doesnt count. i AM jackin it to that picture right now though cause that ass looks nice as shit.

[evildave101]

You just lost more redneck points. :fyi:

is that good or bad?

[darthvibrator]

You just lost more redneck points. :fyi:

Damn negro, I havn't even heard of half those beers. you have a "Bevmo" around you by any chance? just go there and grab random ass beers. they have so much shit ive never even seen before its ridiculous. thers like 20oz single bottles for like $12 if you wanna try the expensive shit

[evildave101]

im more of a whisky drinker

[IDSkot]

http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mohammed_thong1.jpg

Just for you, Darth.

[IDSkot]

im more of a whisky drinker

Are you Irish?

[evildave101]

part

[darthvibrator]

http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mohammed_thong1.jpg

Just for you, Darth.

call me George you mother fucker.

Schwing!

[IDSkot]

Wow...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00511/thong_280_511628a.jpg

AND

http://www.hiphopgalaxy.com/IMG/adriana-sage-thong-wallpape.jpg


Might as well be naked.

[Spider Monkey]

you have a "Bevmo" around you by any chance? just go there and grab random ass beers. they have so much shit ive never even seen before its ridiculous. thers like 20oz single bottles for like $12 if you wanna try the expensive shit

Hell ya I have Bevmo. My bro is the manager.

im more of a whisky drinker
Okay, +++ redneck points awarded.
http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mohammed_thong1.jpg

Just for you, Darth.
That's not a true G-string either you faggot.
Are you Irish?
The fuck does that have to do with anything?

[Spider Monkey]

Wow...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00511/thong_280_511628a.jpg

AND

http://www.hiphopgalaxy.com/IMG/adriana-sage-thong-wallpape.jpg


Might as well be naked.


Second one is a true G-sting.

[IDSkot]

Second one is a true G-sting.

I said Thong, not G-String.

[Spider Monkey]

I said Thong, not G-String.

That is what I meant. Beer did that.

[IDSkot]

That is what I meant. Beer did that.

A thong to me is anything that goes in the butt crack. Those two clearly go in the butt crack.

[evildave101]

i go in her butt crack, am i a thong?

[IDSkot]

i go in her butt crack, am i a thong?

http://images2.cafepress.com/product/9075022v0_350x350_Front.jpg

You are.

[darthvibrator]

Hell ya I have Bevmo. My bro is the manager.


Okay, +++ redneck points awarded.

That's not a true G-string either you faggot.

The fuck does that have to do with anything?

what? well no wonder you havnt heard of half those beers, cause there are like 5 million different kind at bevmo. you just havnet gotten to them yet.

[darthvibrator]

A thong to me is anything that goes in the butt crack. Those two clearly go in the butt crack.

yes but that second picture is not even hot.

the first two in the thread are.

[evildave101]

http://images2.cafepress.com/product/9075022v0_350x350_Front.jpg

You are.

haha but im a westerner

[IDSkot]

haha but im a westerner

Fine...

http://aryanwear.com/images/SS_thong.jpg

[evildave101]

Fine...

http://aryanwear.com/images/SS_thong.jpg

lol

[Spider Monkey]

LMFAO

[IamDeMan]

For some reason, I think OP meant "boys in shorts" :fyi:

[KGC]

boy shorts>thong

[IDSkot]

For some reason, I think OP meant "boys in shorts" :fyi:

Sorry. It was the beer talking.

[Spider Monkey]

Sorry. It was the beer talking.

I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be like monkey.

[IDSkot]

I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be like monkey.

If I tap my red heels together, maybe it'll happen.
But I doubt it.

[Rashaddd]

http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mohammed_thong1.jpg

Just for you, Darth.

hot :fyi: a little above her ass

[tommyk90]

Boyshorts.

Thongs went out with sisqo

[IDSkot]

Boyshorts.

Thongs went out with sisqo

This man speaks so much truth.

[ngsm13]

Either.

nG

[fiercetimbo17]

Yea who cares there coming off anyways

[Hollweg44]

This topic needs WAY more pics of "boy shorts"

[IDSkot]

This topic needs WAY more pics of "boy shorts"

You ask, and you receive...

http://th06.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/045/3/9/Booty_Shorts_by_wizardofthelight.jpg

http://s3.amazonaws.com/stylehive/blog/uploads/boyshorts_pippie.jpg

[Hollweg44]

MOAR

[IDSkot]

What the fuck? You don't have google?!

[darthvibrator]

Yea who cares there coming off anyways

yes, but shits gotta look right when im touching it...

you gotta get a boner some how, might as well put the ass on a pedastal

[Hollweg44]

What the fuck? You don't have google?!

meh, just messing.

[darthvibrator]

i love boy shorts

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11175022/Anatomically_Correct_Boy_Short.jpg

[IDSkot]

i love boy shorts

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11175022/Anatomically_Correct_Boy_Short.jpg

That nigga is veiny in all the wrong places.

[mackin]

buzz kill ^