I just burnt my hand

[IDSkot]

I just burnt my left pink and ring finger, from the knuckle up. It wasn't too bad. I was filling my Zippo, and some fuel got on my hand and my brother decided it was a good idea to light it, and it ignited my hand. Nothing too bad. I put it out decently quick. It's red and there's a blister coming up. I have it in a bowl of water + ice. Anyone have any other home remedies? My friend said sugar once... I might try that for the hell of it.

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mustard

[Toasted1]

Why were you filling your gay ass zippo you don't even smoke (other than manpole) do you?

[darthvibrator]

Why were you filling your gay ass zippo you don't even smoke (other than manpole) do you?

all jews smoke



































in an oven

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there is 1 motherfucker in this thread that has already posted that has +1.

Guess who?

[IDSkot]

Why were you filling your gay ass zippo you don't even smoke (other than manpole) do you?

It was my grandfather's. He DID smoke.

[wasted ink]

Golden Shower.

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Golden Shower.

heard this forreals. Good when stung by jellyfish as well.

[IamDeMan]

You should burn yourself in an oven.

[IamDeMan]

all jews smoke



































in an oven

LOL, I was late.

[undeadxsunshine]

aloe vera

[IDSkot]

heard this forreals. Good when stung by jellyfish as well.

It's true. However, not down to piss on my own hand.

[IDSkot]

aloe vera

I'm gunna get some tomorrow. I'm gunna put tooth paste on it tonight. (Don't ask. For some reason it worked when I was a kid.)

[darthvibrator]

well fuck while we're on the subject of weird shit

if you got flea or mosquito bites and are itchier than shit, rub some antiperspirant deodorant on it. has to be antiperspirant though.

doctor told me this shit, i laughed, tried it, it worked. weird shit.

[IDSkot]

Wow. Did he explain why?

And I just realized, I haven't had an itchy mosquito / ant bite in years. Whenever I get bit, I don't even notice it. Normally other people do.

[darthvibrator]

Wow. Did he explain why?

And I just realized, I haven't had an itchy mosquito / ant bite in years. Whenever I get bit, I don't even notice it. Normally other people do.

not really. i assume its just some active ingredient in the antiperspirant part of the deodorant.

[Sex Cells]

I would avoid using the zippo in the future. You clearly dont know how to operate it. Fucking Pseudo-Jew.

[Spider Monkey]

Damn Germans.

[IDSkot]

not really. i assume its just some active ingredient in the antiperspirant part of the deodorant.

:duh:

I would avoid using the zippo in the future. You clearly dont know how to operate it. Fucking Pseudo-Jew.

First of all, we got burned. We didn't do the burning! So, we're still kind of afraid of fire. Kind of like Frankenstein.
And I rarely use it. I just decided to fill it today because... well, I don't even know. Random, really. I like to carry it around 'cause it helps remind me of how bad ass my grandfather is.

[Sex Cells]

Your grandfather was a fucking fairy and a half.

[IDSkot]

Your grandfather was a fucking fairy and a half.

:gay:+1/2

[wasted ink]

Wow. Did he explain why?

And I just realized, I haven't had an itchy mosquito / ant bite in years. Whenever I get bit, I don't even notice it. Normally other people do.

I believe it works the same way Epsom salt does for wounds, and calamine lotion does for poison ivy.. It's dries the skin cells out...

[mackin]

It's true. However, not down to piss on my own hand.

have someone else do it for you. :loco: