REAL bacon, bitch

[o. l. t.]

1/4 inch thick cut.


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beside an ipod

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[_AnGeL_]

do want.

[Porch Monkey]

would wear

[slim8605]

Wood use grease as lube.

[Spider Monkey]

I prefer my bacon crispy.

[jip]

That looks like bacon.

[Porch Monkey]

the non Canadian variety

[o. l. t.]

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[slim8605]

Herra jealous right now.

[J31Bro]

:laugh:

I swear I knew OLT would be OP of this thread before I opened it. His threads always start with someone completely random followed by "bitch" followed by high res pictues with funky angles.

[J31Bro]

..but I live on bacon & my bro's dad is a professional hog roaster (insert Midwest joke here) and always hooks me up w/bomb ass bacon.

[o. l. t.]

:laugh:

I swear I knew OLT would be OP of this thread before I opened it. His threads always start with someone completely random followed by "bitch" followed by high res pictues with funky angles.

I know I can always tell if you posted it by how shitty it is. :troll:

:D

[J31Bro]

..oh and one more thing.. bacon fried on hot cast iron > that griddle pussy wife tool thing. Real ngaz use all cast iron. :fyi:

[slim8605]

Microwave bacon>all

[J31Bro]

Good if done right.. but cast iron still dominates everythng.

[Pootie]

Microwave bacon>all

:troll:

[Porch Monkey]

hang RB over open fire

[slim8605]

:troll:

Just trying to get a bite :)

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[slim8605]

hang RB over open fire

Good luck finding something strong enough to hold her up.

[J31Bro]

hang RB over open fire
Shove an apple in her mouth first.

[o. l. t.]

..oh and one more thing.. bacon fried on hot cast iron > that griddle pussy wife tool thing. Real ngaz use all cast iron. :fyi:

You might need to go look back at what a griddle is...... kthanx

[J31Bro]

Can't tell bro. Looks like a pos nonstick griddle.

[Porch Monkey]

Good luck finding something strong enough to hold her up.

Shove an apple in her mouth first.
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[mrogowski]

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[ngsm13]

Good if done right.. but cast iron still dominates everythng.

Negative.

Bake it.

[jip]

..oh and one more thing.. bacon fried on hot cast iron > that griddle pussy wife tool thing. Real ngaz use all cast iron. :fyi:

This is truth.

Microwave bacon>all


This is too obvious.


And wtf is a 'racialist'?

[ngsm13]

Bake it on like 300 degrees, gives slow & evenly cooked bacon.

Does take like 30+ minutes, but damn is it good.

[IamDeMan]

..oh and one more thing.. bacon fried on hot cast iron > that griddle pussy wife tool thing. Real ngaz use all cast iron. :fyi:

I used to do the cast iron shit, but I switched to baking. I place bacon on a cookie cooling rack then place rack on cookie sheet. Nice crispy ass bacon and not swimming in its own grease.

[IamDeMan]

Bake it on like 300 degrees, gives slow & evenly cooked bacon.

Does take like 30+ minutes, but damn is it good.

I do it at 400* and 20 mins with same results.

[Spider Monkey]

I used to do the cast iron shit, but I switched to baking. I place bacon on a cookie cooling rack then place rack on cookie sheet. Nice crispy ass bacon and not swimming in its own grease.

That is how mine is prepared as well.

[IamDeMan]

That is how mine is prepared as well.

:hi5:

[w00tah]

Spider, DeBro, and myself seem to be the REAL bacon lovers, baking is the only way to cook bacon.

375, flip it every 6 minutes until it reaches your preferred level of crispiness. I lightly coat mine in coarse ground black pepper on both sides.

[ngsm13]

Spider, DeBro, and myself seem to be the REAL bacon lovers, baking is the only way to cook bacon.

375, flip it every 6 minutes until it reaches your preferred level of crispiness. I lightly coat mine in coarse ground black pepper on both sides.
Except you missed the person that poasted it first.

Fegtard.

[w00tah]

Except you missed the person that poasted it first.

Fegtard.

No need for names, fagbasket. Sorry I forgot to include you.

[Porch Monkey]

if he was beer you wouldn't have overlooked

[w00tah]

if he was beer you wouldn't have overlooked

Damn you and your logic.

[Porch Monkey]

hell you may've drank him

[w00tah]

hell you may've drank him

Wouldn't go that far.

[mrogowski]

i don't care how my bacon gets cooked. i just say to the wife cook me some bacon and it happens...

[_AnGeL_]

Canadian bacon.

[brynm]

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[slim8605]

i don't care how my bacon gets cooked. i just say to the wife cook me some bacon and it happens...

This.

[HHRLisa]

Olt does it the way he remembers from his childhood that's why he cooks it that way.

[J31Bro]

Negative.

Bake it.
..I do. In a cast iron dutch oven.
Bake it on like 300 degrees, gives slow & evenly cooked bacon.

Does take like 30+ minutes, but damn is it good.
Agreed.
I used to do the cast iron shit, but I switched to baking. I place bacon on a cookie cooling rack then place rack on cookie sheet. Nice crispy ass bacon and not swimming in its own grease.
That's half the awesome.

[IamDeMan]

..I do. In a cast iron dutch oven.

Agreed.

That's half the awesome.

I disagree but to each their own. I prefer the crispiness of bacon but do not want, and especially do not need, all that grease on it.

[Spider Monkey]

I disagree but to each their own. I prefer the crispiness of bacon but do not want, and especially do not need, all that grease on it.

Would eat with.

[bluecar]

Do not like crispy bacon.

[evildave101]

fry bacon - fry eggs in bacon grease...

[J31Bro]

I disagree but to each their own. I prefer the crispiness of bacon but do not want, and especially do not need, all that grease on it.

Um.. have you NEVER heard of paper towel? Cook bacon > put on said paper towel > no moar grease. Jesus fuck you've been :strokeface: lately.

fry bacon - fry eggs in bacon grease...

IMSAYIN!

:hi5:

[MR.Crunk]

i like wright brand bacon. but want to try this :fyi:

[IamDeMan]

Um.. have you NEVER heard of paper towel? Cook bacon > put on said paper towel > no moar grease. Jesus fuck you've been :strokeface: lately.



IMSAYIN!

:hi5:

Yeah I should introduce another step to eating Bacon :strokeface:

Damn you are more retarded than usual.

[J31Bro]

Yeah I should introduce another step to eating Bacon :strokeface:

Damn you are more retarded than usual.
You have to put it on a plate anyway you ass fucker.

[IamDeMan]

You have to put it on a plate anyway you ass fucker.

Why would I put paper towel on the plate I eat from?

[bluecar]

I use the towel method for the bacon to cool while eggs are cooking

[IamDeMan]

Seriously, why would I take measures to remove the grease when I can keep it off to begin with. Stop with your weak troll.

[bluecar]

The intent is to remove a little of the grease. Most of the grease goes into the eggs. You want to retain as much grease as you can.

[o. l. t.]

ITT deman doesn't know how to v.doitright

[bluecar]

You'd think since he makes bacon like a little girl he wouldn't weigh 600 lbs

[tapout]

Do not like crispy bacon.

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[J31Bro]

ITT deman doesn't know how to v.doitright
He's trolling and we bit.. mother fucker. Just look at him. Bacon grease pumps through his veins.

[J31Bro]

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[brynm]

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[Spider Monkey]

The intent is to remove a little of the grease. Most of the grease goes into the eggs. You want to retain as much grease as you can.
VOMIT

[Porch Monkey]

that's how I cook mine bros, tastes amazing!

[IamDeMan]

ITT deman doesn't know how to v.doitright

Incorrect, my way is ALWAYS the only way.

[evildave101]

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[Porch Monkey]

would eat bacon off of

[Redemon]

OVEN FTW!!!!!