Vanilla Greek yogurt and peanut butter

[ryl515]

in my chocolate protein shake. JEAH!

went to the gym twice today without showering in between. I could smell my own asshole and balls, so you know everyone else was dying from it. :rofl:

[DUSSIN]

gross bro.

[rmsanger]

greek yogurt = a woman's yeast infection trappings

[Pop Da Hatch]

u mad gay son.

[Pop Da Hatch]

and you will never be as big as ahab, or win first place............youmadbro?

[ryl515]

and you will never be as big as ahab, or win first place............youmadbro?

I been mad since day one with this little dick I'm sportin'.

I'm planning a cycle of prohormones to get bigger and when I get my license back I'll see if DH wants to meet up and pound some cunt.

[Porch Monkey]

You mean fishing license? Cause Ahab is after big fish bro!

[Pop Da Hatch]

You mean fishing license? Cause Ahab is after big fish bro!



The pics he posts of teh womenz haunt my dreams.

[J31Bro]

Pound some cunt.. :laugh:

[Captain Ahab]

I'm planning a cycle of prohormones to get bigger and when I get my license back I'll see if DH wants to meet up and pound some cunt.
FUCK YEAH!

:grin3:
You mean fishing license? Cause Ahab is after big fish bro!

:hahaha:

[Hagabro]

pound on the muffins bros

[Captain Ahab]

pound on the muffins bros

MUFFIN TOPS!

[ryl515]

MUFFIN TOPS!

thatswutimsayin when I'm lookin at pr0nz on the intrawebs but I only want the sterotypical "hot cunt" irl. How do I make the switch to thinking "bbw" irl?

[Captain Ahab]

thatswutimsayin when I'm lookin at pr0nz on the intrawebs but I only want the sterotypical "hot cunt" irl. How do I make the switch to thinking "bbw" irl?

:drunk::drunk::drunk:

But I really just don't give a fuck. :shrug:

[Pop Da Hatch]

fuck everytime I drink I do something stupid, I think I need to start smoking rocks instead.

[ryl515]

After I got my second DUI, I quit drinking. There is my problem :(

[Captain Ahab]

After I got my second DUI, I quit drinking. There is my problem :(

Oh yeah. lawl.

I almost always get hammered before I fuck muffin tops.

[ryl515]

Attached is a picture of what will happen when we meet up.

[Captain Ahab]

:hahaha:

Picture fucking SAVED!

[Spider Monkey]

Attached is a picture of what will happen when we meet up.

Bro, don't fret. We've seen his dick. It's small too.

[Porch Monkey]

Going by that pic, it explains why Ahab has a bum knee. Carrying too much weight!