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IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 12:35 PM
What is underneath that sexy ass poncho?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/drank/IMG_3988.jpg

Oh my, ello thar!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/drank/IMG_3989.jpg
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 12:37 PM
Today is the day you should be making the martinis I mentioned before.
IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 12:37 PM
Today is the day you should be making the martinis I mentioned before.

Martinis aren't mexican brah.
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 12:39 PM
They are with jalapeņos in them.
tappin_azz
05-05-2009, 12:43 PM
They are with jalapeņos in them.

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is not true.
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 12:44 PM
Everything is mexican with jalapeņos in it.
IDSkot
05-05-2009, 12:47 PM
So if I put Jalapeņos in your bum, will you be Mexican and die of Swine Flu?
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 12:48 PM
So if I put Jalapeņos in your bum, will you be Mexican and die of Swine Flu?

No, if you try to do that, you'll be one dead mother fucker. That is all.
IDSkot
05-05-2009, 12:49 PM
No, if you try to do that, you'll be one dead mother fucker. That is all.

Fair enough.
IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 12:52 PM
If you guessed I was an amateur, you were right. 3 is all I start with.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/drank/IMG_3990.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/drank/IMG_3991.jpg
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 12:54 PM
If you guessed I was an amateur, you were right. 3 is all I start with.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/drank/IMG_3990.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/drank/IMG_3991.jpg


You have the before and after pictures backwards.
IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 01:02 PM
You have the before and after pictures backwards.

First I was like :wat:

Then I was :hilarious:

ThenI was :crap:

Then :alien:
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 01:05 PM
First I was like :wat:

Then I was :hilarious:

ThenI was :crap:

Then :alien:

I was like: :hahaha:
Pop Da Hatch
05-05-2009, 01:33 PM
nice nice.............
Jamesypoo
05-05-2009, 01:34 PM
oh shit. time to drink
tappin_azz
05-05-2009, 01:36 PM
i been saying that since 9AM. nobody listens to me.
Jamesypoo
05-05-2009, 01:48 PM
You know how to get my number.
IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 01:50 PM
oh shit. time to drink

W3rd son. Shit is on.
fiercetimbo17
05-05-2009, 02:03 PM
Fuck tequila, actually i wish i could drink it. I got alcohol poisoning on it in highschool and it still makes me sick to drink it.
IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 02:05 PM
Fuck tequila, actually i wish i could drink it. I got alcohol poisoning on it in highschool and it still makes me sick to drink it.

I have that with SoCo
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 02:06 PM
I have that with the Jager.
hoss
05-05-2009, 03:34 PM
God I wish I had a little sombrero hat for the hossauge today. Maybe I should shave my pubes and put some on the tip for a little moustache.
fiercetimbo17
05-05-2009, 04:06 PM
I have that with the Jager.

That sucks jager is so good, tequlia is not bad but its not jager
Pootie
05-05-2009, 04:37 PM
Mmm Milagro good shit rep for joo and not because I like your doggy style :doggie:
tappin_azz
05-05-2009, 04:40 PM
I have that with the Jager.

That sucks jager is so good, tequlia is not bad but its not jager

bad experience with tha jager. just the smell makes me sick now.
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 04:41 PM
bad experience with tha jager. just the smell makes me sick now.

This.
tappin_azz
05-05-2009, 04:45 PM
had a drinking game for the season finale of lost last year. we took a shot everytime someone said the word island. i ended up crawling to the bathroom, where i was in and out of consciousness. chicks took turns shaving my legs, arms, and chest with clippers. also got one big gap on the back of my head.

the end of jagermeister.
Pop Da Hatch
05-05-2009, 04:50 PM
had a drinking game for the season finale of lost last year. we took a shot everytime someone said the word island. i ended up crawling to the bathroom, where i was in and out of consciousness. chicks took turns shaving my legs, arms, and chest with clippers. also got one big gap on the back of my head.

the end of jagermeister.

lawl, epic.
fiercetimbo17
05-05-2009, 05:02 PM
bad experience with tha jager. just the smell makes me sick now.

Same with me a tequila, and that was like 4 years ago now.

Except mine was just a regular drinking contest, after the 8th or so double shot the other dude quit, however I was completely plastered and did not notice they were pouring his "tequila" shots out of a water bottle. My friends thought it would be funny to see how much I would drink and kept going. Towards the end apparently I even called him a pussy took his shot for him and didnt even notice it was water.
Needless to say I never game up, finshed off the last liter or jose we had. I so was so sick I was laying on my stomach throwing up all over my face and hair unable to move. Then I tried to attend hockey practice where I passed out on the ice vomiting and they had to call an ambulance. Got suspended by the league for 3 games for that one, even made it in the newspaper lol
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 05:04 PM
had a drinking game for the season finale of lost last year. we took a shot everytime someone said the word island. i ended up crawling to the bathroom, where i was in and out of consciousness. chicks took turns shaving my legs, arms, and chest with clippers. also got one big gap on the back of my head.

the end of jagermeister.



Took a whole bottle to the dome once for 4th of July bout a decade ago. End results were similar.
IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 05:06 PM
Took a whole bottle to the dome once for 4th of July bout a decade ago. End results were similar.

I entered into a private contest of shot for shot on sambuca against a certified drunk one year. I lost and can't touch the shit now. Since sambuca is close to jager in taste it gets outed too.
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 05:07 PM
I entered into a private contest of shot for shot on sambuca against a certified drunk one year. I lost and can't touch the shit now. Since sambuca is close to jager in taste it gets outed too.

Wait, you lost? I am so disappointed right now.
IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 05:11 PM
Wait, you lost? I am so disappointed right now.

Um I was 20 and he was a 26 or 27 year old veteran of sambuca.


I know, I fail. So ashamed. I blame my alcoholic uncles for not teaching me enough. :hide:
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 05:12 PM
Um I was 20 and he was a 26 or 27 year old veteran of sambuca.


I know, I fail. So ashamed. I blame my alcoholic uncles for not teaching me enough. :hide:

That is more understandable. You still had a lot of learning to do back then.
IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 05:14 PM
That is more understandable. You still had a lot of learning to do back then.

Speaking of which, I cheated and took a shot without documentation.

So I shall take 2 more shot without documenting.
Spider Monkey
05-05-2009, 05:18 PM
You suck at this thing called the Internet.
IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 05:18 PM
That was good. I am now going back to my roots in the ghetto. It is rum and grape pop. YUM
IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 05:19 PM
You suck at this thing called the Internet.

Sometimes I justss suck.
IamDeMan
05-05-2009, 05:20 PM
Shots aren't as interesting to document as drinks, especially when just the same liquorssss.
Jamesypoo
05-05-2009, 06:25 PM
Whew. I'm now caught up.
Jamesypoo
05-05-2009, 06:25 PM
Party time.