fitness bros, halp!

[ryl515]

So, I took a couple of 10lb tubs of Ultimate Nutrition's Extreme Gainer the last 2-3 months, which worked well. Unfortunately, as I knew it was too good to be true, their claim of gaining muscle without the added fat was a false statement. I knew I was gaining fat for sure, and I purposely did not weigh myself until just a few days ago because I dreaded the number it would be. As of yesterday, I made my little "cutting" excel sheet that I use to keep track of: weight lifting routine, cardio performed, total calories, fat grams, carb grams, protein grams, and sugar grams. So far, shit be lookin' good, yo! I'm pleased with the eating habits I have changed for this and my drive to kick ass in the gym. Cardio upon waking, class, then weight lifting followed by more cardio.

When I had used a fat burner in the past, I did it right off the bat. This time, I want to get as far as I can without them, then bring them into the mix when it slows down or I hit a sticking point. When I took the fat burners in the past, say OxyElite Pro, I would pop a couple when I got up and be fired up to head to the gym within 30 minutes. My downfall with going to the gym is I have to get pumped up to go out and do it. I thorougly enjoy the downing the drink, getting fuckin' crazy, and getting my ass to the gym to rape the weights.

I currently have White Flood as a preworkout drink, but I want to use that for my evening session when I'm gonna hit the weights first. I don't like having to take that before my morning cardio. Since I don't have the OEP or some other fat burner to kick my half-awake ass into gear, what can I use to get fired up to head out that isn't a fat burner or a preworkout drink?

[Captain Ahab]

Caffeine pills. Cheapest way. True story.

And use www.myfitnesspal.com to track macros and sugar. It is Ahab approved.

[ryl515]

they will get my sleepy ass out of bed and choose rec center over comfy pillow and remaining naked?

[Captain Ahab]

Caffeine is in every pre-workout/fat burner I can think of. And di-meth is in a lot of pre-workouts too.

You said you don't want to take a pre-workout or fat burner..So just take caffeine?

Or go buy you some Bronkaid at your local pharmacy...And take it with caffeine..It is a weight loss stack but will DEFINITELY wake you up the first several weeks you take it.

[ryl515]

will look into.

When are we planning this "young-20-somethin-fitness-bros-bangin-bbw-chicks" meetup?

[Captain Ahab]

Where you located?

I should be below 10% bodyfat again sometime in May. That means just taking my shirt off will make the panties wet.

[ryl515]

NE Ohio

I'll try to get some black market liposcution with the money I have saved for a car to make sure I'm below 10% as well to show off teh abz to teh fatties who would call it an accomplishment to get below 80% bf


ps have you ever done the "I think my dick is in this fat cunts vag... OH FUCK! just a fold in her fat skin!" thing? I have. It was lollerskates for me and embarrassedskates for her

[Captain Ahab]

ps have you ever done the "I think my dick is in this fat cunts vag... OH FUCK! just a fold in her fat skin!" thing? I have. It was lollerskates for me and embarrassedskates for her

:hilarious::hilarious:

Actually, yes. When you are on top of a fat bitch and they don't have their legs spread apart enough if it is easy to end up fucking the fat surrounding the pussy instead of actually getting it in the pussy. More than once I have been told "your not in.."

oops
:trollface:

[ryl515]

:hilarious::hilarious:

Actually, yes. When you are on top of a fat bitch and they don't have their legs spread apart enough if it is easy to end up fucking the fat surrounding the pussy instead of actually getting it in the pussy. More than once I have been told "your not in.."

oops
:trollface:

EXACTLY!
they need to quit working on their "giving the best blowjobs to make up for being fat" skills and take some yoga or something so they aren't so... inflexible(?)

[Captain Ahab]

I have had two short ones that were VERY flexible. More flexible than some of the smaller ones I have nailed. Surprised the hell out of me. And one of them was a beast.

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/l_6aae71d313e941a5911cc4c6e1b0af1b-1.jpg

She gave good head too.

Cool Story: I did her one more time after that drunk night of camping. I was sober. I used one of those Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms cause it was all I had. I couldn't get off between the sight of her naked and the shit in the condom. She took condom off and started sucking my dick. A minute or two later she goes "WTF MY LIPS R GOING NUMM!"

:woot:

[Pop Da Hatch]

:inandout:

[ngsm13]

:hilarious: :inandout: :hilarious:

[Spider Monkey]

:spit:
:inandout:

[ryl515]

lawlersk8s condoms are for the weak

[ragar31]

Meth is the best fatburner I have seen.

You can see the results
http://youhumiliateme.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/meth20user2000011.jpg

[Hagabro]

Caffeine is in every pre-workout/fat burner I can think of. And di-meth is in a lot of pre-workouts too.

this stuff gets me going. makes you a little jittery but I love the energy pop you get and it lasts a long time.

http://www.nutritiongeeks.com/details2.asp?Prod=oxyelite-pro-90&Prodgp=52433&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=52433

[ryl515]

Meth is the best fatburner I have seen.

You can see the results
http://youhumiliateme.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/meth20user2000011.jpg

My hometown used to be big on meth which would have made it easily had by myself. Unfortunately, according to my probation officer (lol), the town moved to heroin.

[Captain Ahab]

Still plenty of meth back around my hometown. The first girl I ever fucked got into that shit after I left for college. Her boyfriend ended up going to jail for cooking the shit. Once she quit the meth, she gained back the weight she had lost with a vengeance. haha.

[ryl515]

Still plenty of meth back around my hometown. The first girl I ever fucked got into that shit after I left for college. Her boyfriend ended up going to jail for cooking the shit. Once she quit the meth, she gained back the weight she had lost with a vengeance. haha.

soooo you're banging her then?

[Captain Ahab]

Oh fuck no. No telling what kind of STDs that nasty bitch has now.

[ryl515]

I'll bang her then if you hook it up during our 20-something-fitness-bros meetup. I'm assuming that I am immune to all STDs. I've banged 40+ chicks and either never used a condom, or used a condom the first time and not the following encounters... I am STD free according to teh dokter

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