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Z-28
01-22-2012, 11:43 PM
alright, i've gained some flab on my stomach, and i'm gonna try and burn this shit off. I also would like to re gain the muscle i lost when i graduated from highschool.

I eat nothing but ramen noodles and drink pepsi, along with cigarettes and beer, with the occasional toke sessions that spur up the munchies leading me to subway


need some advice here bros.

Hagabro
01-22-2012, 11:48 PM
less munches more crunches.

Pop Da Hatch
01-22-2012, 11:50 PM
Fuck fat chicks, its ahabs secret.

Z-28
01-22-2012, 11:52 PM
ahab should write a book on that logic. put dr.oz out of show.

wishuponansg
01-23-2012, 09:18 AM
alright, i've gained some flab on my stomach, and i'm gonna try and burn this shit off. I also would like to re gain the muscle i lost when i graduated from highschool.

I eat nothing but ramen noodles and drink pepsi, along with cigarettes and beer, with the occasional toke sessions that spur up the munchies leading me to subway


need some advice here bros.

Drop the pepsi and replace it with water. That will work wonders for you. The occasional toke will not affect your workout unless it makes you a lazy POS, which in that case you should ditch that too.

Z-28
01-23-2012, 05:34 PM
gonna be hard as shit, forgot to mention im addicted to pepsi, but ill give it a shot.

thevic24
01-23-2012, 05:36 PM
Could always try a short term coke diet....

Spider Monkey
01-23-2012, 05:46 PM
What are you going to do about your addiction to cock?

thevic24
01-23-2012, 05:50 PM
who....me???


trying to cut back man.......trying to cut back....

Spider Monkey
01-23-2012, 05:52 PM
who....me???


trying to cut back man.......trying to cut back....

No, the person this thread is about.

thevic24
01-23-2012, 05:54 PM
No, the person this thread is about.

AH....


Disregard last comment.....:sssh:

ryl515
01-24-2012, 01:52 PM
alright, i've gained some flab on my stomach, and i'm gonna try and burn this shit off. I also would like to re gain the muscle i lost when i graduated from highschool.

I eat nothing but ramen noodles and drink pepsi, along with cigarettes and beer, with the occasional toke sessions that spur up the munchies leading me to subway


need some advice here bros.

-quit living on ramen noodles
-drink water -- the water from walmart works if you want the carbonation/flavor
-cigarettes are cool. i smoke and i'm still awesome
-beer = estrogen, you cunt
-weed is ghey. rid yourself of it
-subway is delicious

atoz350
01-24-2012, 01:55 PM
Since your car isn't running, you can try getting out of the house more...

Z-28
01-25-2012, 01:35 PM
Since your car isn't running, you can try getting out of the house more...

I have two cars doofus.

atoz350
01-25-2012, 01:38 PM
I have two cars doofus.

I have four. What's your point?

Z-28
01-25-2012, 01:39 PM
I have four. What's your point?

I have two. whats your point?

atoz350
01-25-2012, 01:44 PM
I have two. whats your point?

Walk, bitch.

Z-28
01-25-2012, 01:45 PM
Walk, bitch.

I will, to my car/s.

atoz350
01-25-2012, 01:48 PM
I will, to my car/s.

This is why you're fat.

Z-28
01-25-2012, 01:50 PM
I'm not fat.

fbi90909
01-25-2012, 01:52 PM
I'm not fat.


:facepalm:

Z-28
01-25-2012, 01:54 PM
don't you have another car to go crash with those woman skills of yours?

fbi90909
01-25-2012, 02:02 PM
at least my car runs bro..

Z-28
01-25-2012, 02:03 PM
at least my car runs bro..

cars don't run. They roll. Learn your shit.

slim8605
01-25-2012, 02:04 PM
I have two cars doofus.

I thought the shit box was running again?