I'm a Planker

[Porch Monkey]

http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html


:monkey:

[wasted ink]

I usually strong arm or plank, but superman looks like an interesting challenge.

[reson8]

Strongarmer. Planker looks like a decent idea. Gotta remember that one.

[fbi90909]

wish my dick was that big. :/

[Toasted1]

I do the girly man when taking a 50/50 shit-piss combo :fyi:

[wasted ink]

I do the girly man when taking a 50/50 shit-piss combo :fyi:

Try another configuration when it's 50/50 time :fyi:

[ngsm13]

I'm a strong armer...

nG

[tapout]

wanker.

[Porch Monkey]

planked it this morning

[Spider Monkey]

I still wear diapers.

[hoss]

I'm a girly man, with or without wood...

[tommyk90]

Strongarm, but I could give planker a shot next time.

[jmiller0526]

wish my dick was that big. :/

:laugh:

[IamDeMan]

And just for good fucking measure. Get you p[lank on bitches!

[jip]

Planking is free, thus making it accessible even to the poor.

I see why this appeals to you.

[IamDeMan]

I do not plank. I just cover.

[jip]

VIPs never pay cover.

[IamDeMan]

No need for payment, I just oblige.

[jip]

There is a class of person who considers oral obligation payment ... but I was sure you didn't have tits.

Well, not REAL tits.

[IamDeMan]

There is a class of person who considers oral obligation payment ... but I was sure you didn't have tits.

Well, not REAL tits.

They are fucking real! I have a hard time (literally) getting out of the shower.

[slim8605]

No doubt those tits are real.

[UCP]

Girlyman, because lazy.

[Porch Monkey]

with manboobs

[UCP]

Also, I lean all the goddamn way forward so my cock isn't smashed on the front of the bowl.

[Porch Monkey]

mine pokes me in the eye when I do that

[UCP]

You're doing it wrong.

[SAD]

planker

[J31Bro]

I do not plank. I just cover.

lol

[DUSSIN]

Have done a few of these. The superman looks perty dope.