PDA

View Full Version : !!!!!!!photoshop contest!!!!!!!

toolfan89
06-28-2009, 03:49 PM
aight boys i got a task for yall. one of my friends is a 50 something year old man and hes gettin a divorce. his soon to be exwife is givin him hell so we got ahold of all her passwords for her email and dating sites. we have decided to redecorate her personals to make her seem down right nasty. none of us have any photoshoppin skills so we need one of you guys to give one of her pix a makeover.

the fixed pic needs to look as realistic as possible. anything to make her look uglier such as (yellow teeth, double chin, makin her look fatter, fucked up tits, or even missin teeth) would help. there is no prize for being the winnar simply cause this a charitable cause. but you do get the satisfaction of knowing that your skills have made some dirty bitches life that much worse. so if you would please make this bish look raw. praise jesus.


http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1662/67/90/1047232619/n1047232619_30247263_4187.jpg
Captain Ahab
06-28-2009, 03:57 PM
Pretty immature for a 50yo man.
Uncle Rico
06-28-2009, 03:57 PM
She's ugly enough to me anyway.
Pop Da Hatch
06-28-2009, 04:01 PM
lawl, is this a joke?
Captain Ahab
06-28-2009, 04:05 PM
lawl, is this a joke?

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/toolfna.jpg
Pop Da Hatch
06-28-2009, 04:06 PM
ill do some work on it then.
Jamesypoo
06-28-2009, 04:25 PM
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m122/deerhunt1988/toolfna.jpg

HAHAHAHA
toolfan89
06-28-2009, 04:25 PM
na its not immature she has been talkin cash shit about him to all her friends an shes trying to screw him outta money and a rainbow vac that like 2 gs
Roadtrippin'
06-28-2009, 04:26 PM
She's ugly enough to me anyway.

Yeah, but would you hit it?
Uncle Rico
06-28-2009, 04:29 PM
Yeah, but would you hit it?

nope
Roadtrippin'
06-28-2009, 04:30 PM
nope

Picky.
tapout
06-28-2009, 04:33 PM
oh noes. not a vac.
bluecar
06-28-2009, 04:43 PM
oh noes. not a vac.

This is what I thought.

The bitch is going for the jugular.
mackin
06-28-2009, 04:44 PM
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/513/wtfniv.png
mackin
06-28-2009, 04:44 PM
i dont have photoshop..
tapout
06-28-2009, 04:57 PM
obviously
Captain Ahab
06-28-2009, 04:58 PM
lol @ paint
Toasted1
06-28-2009, 05:10 PM
That's a hearty bitch right there, I would imagine anyone that would hit it as-is would have few or no problems with her being a little more fucked up.
Toasted1
06-28-2009, 05:11 PM
That being said my dad would love to hit that I bet he likes them big boned and blond with fatty tits.
IamDeMan
06-28-2009, 05:58 PM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7234/n1047232619302472634187.jpg
Rashaddd
06-28-2009, 05:59 PM
I dont think she can be much uglier...
Captain Ahab
06-28-2009, 06:00 PM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7234/n1047232619302472634187.jpg

:hilarious:

WIN!
tapout
06-28-2009, 06:02 PM
winfuckingrar
icpurplepplalot
06-28-2009, 06:04 PM
:hugerofl:
Pop Da Hatch
06-28-2009, 06:11 PM
hahahhaa
Roadtrippin'
06-28-2009, 06:13 PM
:hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:


For some reason it does not surprise me that this thread took that turn.
Hairyballzonya
06-28-2009, 06:15 PM
If you paypal me I will make it even better
bluecar
06-28-2009, 06:16 PM
Very nice !
atoz350
06-28-2009, 06:20 PM
Can't do too much else without it losing it's realness.

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee97/atoz350/n1047232619_30247263_4188.jpg
Goremageddon
06-28-2009, 08:23 PM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7234/n1047232619302472634187.jpg

OMFG BAHAHAHAHA
Goremageddon
06-28-2009, 08:23 PM
she looks better....

-vomits-
:vomit:
Spider Monkey
06-30-2009, 11:09 AM
:hahaha:


DeMan you so crazy.
Spider Monkey
06-30-2009, 11:14 AM
Ask again on Christmas Day.