I think I broked up wit my gf today

[Rashaddd]

what do I do?

[Spider Monkey]

Post pix of her. Duh.

[Uncle Rico]

Nudes especially

[Spider Monkey]

Nudes especially

Wait, find out if she is hot first.

[Rashaddd]

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6021/gen1y.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

okay no0ds plz.

[Rashaddd]

what if she's not 18

[Bender]

Post pix of her. Duh.

Nudes especially

okay no0ds plz.

you know the drill

[I AM CRUNK]

noodies!!

[Rashaddd]

what if she's not 18

:confused:

[Spider Monkey]

what if she's not 18

What if? I'll add the NSFW tag to the thread so it is okay.

[Rashaddd]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4304/71478590.jpg

[Spider Monkey]

too much clothes

[Captain Ahab]

What ethnicity is she?

I like.

[Toasted1]

Strap some c4 to her chest and send her to the greyhound station

[Porch Monkey]

is she like the new age Amish where they're allowed to be casual, so she doesn't have to wear a berka?

[Rashaddd]

What ethnicity is she?

I like.

black

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5316/85220266.jpg

[Captain Ahab]

black

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5316/85220266.jpg

:fu:

[Rashaddd]

:fu:

lol

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/2816/8226137391orig.jpg

[wasted ink]

Can haz noodz?

[Rashaddd]

Can haz noodz?

I'm not going to jail for you azzwholez

[Sex Cells]

You people are supposed to have like 71 other girlfriends.

[bluecar]

Your camera sucks.

[Rashaddd]

You people are supposed to have like 71 other girlfriends.

not until allah blesses me, which I must of course earn by blowing some shit up

duh...:loco:

Your camera sucks.

phone, jackass

[Rashaddd]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2013/8226137466orig.jpg

[Captain Ahab]

lol

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/2816/8226137391orig.jpg

I refuse to believe shes black.

Shes caramel.

[wasted ink]

not until allah blesses me, which I must of course earn by blowing some shit up

duh...:loco:

Blow up my phone





















with teh noodz :fyi:

[cpierce]

Was she servin somebody up while you were at mosque?

[Volpone]

I still don't understand what about a camera says "throw up gang signs".

[Porch Monkey]

makes you cool on myspace

[Porch Monkey]

get more friends that way

[Volpone]

That explains why I have so few.

[Volpone]

Well, probably not the only reason.

[Rashaddd]

I refuse to believe shes black.

Shes caramel.

I thought we were talking about ethnicity here

Was she servin somebody up while you were at mosque?

lol no, she was bein a biatch!

Blow up my phone with teh noodz :fyi:

If I blow your phone up with nudes they will be of my cawk :fyi:

[cpierce]

Now it all makes sense. She is obviously for world peace and Rashad is hell bent on spreading Islam at any cost

[Rashaddd]

makes you cool on myspace

get more friends that way

That explains why I have so few.

Well, probably not the only reason.

lots of troof goin on hur

[Porch Monkey]

long live the Turban!

[Rashaddd]

long live the Turban!

word!

booty shot anyone?

[Porch Monkey]

hers I hope

[Sex Cells]

I still don't understand what about a camera says "throw up gang signs".

Neil, she's black.

[Volpone]

How is black an ethnic group?

[Rashaddd]

hers I hope

lawl

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6867/8226137975orig.jpg

this one's for you SM

[wasted ink]

If I blow your phone up with nudes they will be of my cawk :fyi:

No :crap:

word!

booty shot anyone?

Yes :fyi:

[bluecar]

Now it all makes sense. She is obviously for world peace and Rashad is hell bent on spreading Islam at any cost

WIN!

[wasted ink]

lawl

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6867/8226137975orig.jpg

this one's for you SM

She looks white from this angle :fyi:

[Porch Monkey]

http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2007/12/terrifying-new-video-from-previously.html

[Sex Cells]

How is black an ethnic group?

Neil, i know whats going on here.

I'm not stupid, you're trolling me.

Fine, i'll say it. She's a nigger, are you happy Neil? I said it, Nigger Nigger Nigger.

I just thought some of us had evolved, that's all.

[Uncle Rico]

I wants more. And her phone number.

[Rashaddd]

She looks white from this angle :fyi:

better?

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4219/8226138124orig.jpg

believe me she has an ass

[Porch Monkey]

clam shot?

[Rashaddd]

hellz no

[wasted ink]

better?

believe me she has an ass

Lol I meant she literally looked white in that pic.

[Uncle Rico]

Give me the damn number.

[Pop Da Hatch]

lawl, do you like the tuna?

[Rashaddd]

Lol I meant she literally looked white in that pic.

lawl

Give me the damn number.

no sir

now it looks like we might be getting back together...again...:loco:

unless she finds this thread :laugh:

[Uncle Rico]

She needs some black penis.

[Porch Monkey]

RND!

[Rashaddd]

She needs some black penis.

I wouldn't want to embarrass your race :fyi:

[wasted ink]

:now it looks like we might be getting back together...again...:loco:

unless she finds this thread :laugh:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Porch Monkey]

take the turban off of it and it'll level the playing field

[Uncle Rico]

I wouldn't want to embarrass your race :fyi:

What?

[Rashaddd]

besides, I like my women aidz free :fyi:

[Uncle Rico]

You're right. I'm sure she probably has a sandy vagina. I'll spread my aids elsewhere.

[Sex Cells]

I like my women without bomb vests.

[cpierce]

What the hell is she doing not wearing her Burka?

[Porch Monkey]

:boo:

[Rashaddd]

god damnit she invited me over for some chicken

[Porch Monkey]

no waffles?

[Rashaddd]

I eat waffles and chicken all the time and she says it's nasty, but she's never tried it :confused:

whats up with that?

fvck it im goin

[cpierce]

fvck it im goin
Take your camera

[Uncle Rico]

Take my penis. I changed my mind.

[Rashaddd]

Take your camera

maybe

Take my penis. I changed my mind.

:laugh:

:wave:

[Jamesypoo]

Hot.

[Pop Da Hatch]

I wantz chicken, cmon.

[Pop Da Hatch]

pics of chicken..........

[fbi90909]

nice pics but still no nudes?
this saddens me.

[Captain Ahab]

Neil, i know whats going on here.

I'm not stupid, you're trolling me.

Fine, i'll say it. She's a nigger, are you happy Neil? I said it, Nigger Nigger Nigger.

I just thought some of us had evolved, that's all.
ahahahahhaa
lawl

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6867/8226137975orig.jpg

this one's for you SM
That....

is a ridiculously nice ass.
RND!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Uncle Rico]

Yes nathan. RND

[Uncle Rico]

Is what she needs.

[IDSkot]

lawl

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6867/8226137975orig.jpg

this one's for you SM

Nice head unit.
Which model?

[wasted ink]

Nice head unit.
Which model?

Nice ninja edit. I said the same thing, and also did a ninja edit! :laugh:

[IDSkot]

Nice ninja edit. I said the same thing, and also did a ninja edit! :laugh:

I was going for teh lulz.


But, Rash, was she giving you dome while you took that picture?

[Porch Monkey]

what a fag

[Bender]

Nice head unit.
Which model?

you know your a feg if you see the hu b4 the ass

[Rashaddd]

you know your a feg if you see the hu b4 the ass

lawl

this woman knows how to make chicken wings :fyi:

[joetama]

Not bad looking, but she looks like she likes to always be the center of attention.

You made the right choose. Now don't be posting pics that are going to get Chris Hanson knocking on my door.

[Spider Monkey]

Nice head unit.
Which model?

You wanna know how I know you're gay?

[Porch Monkey]

He noticed the dude's head unit?

[tappin_azz]

you said unit.

[Porch Monkey]

Who wants to see my head unit?

[Spider Monkey]

He noticed the dude's head unit?

Not only that, but he asked him what kinda head it was.

[Porch Monkey]

slick is my guess?

[Spider Monkey]

What model is it?

[Porch Monkey]

Arabian Turban model# RPG2012

[Spider Monkey]

You buy it from Rashad?

[Rashaddd]

I have sold him no such thing

[Spider Monkey]

You have not PM'd me the newds for me to post yet. :fyi:

[slim8605]

So did you officially end it with her or did you keep her for the chicken?

And more ass shots :fyi:

[Rashaddd]

I will probably be at her place again tonight

[Spider Monkey]

Then get the pix I demand.

[slim8605]

This time you'll be back with more pics? You gotta get all the good stuff while you still can.

[Rashaddd]

from last night:

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5397/photod.jpg

[slim8605]

Where's the fuckin chicken wings!?!?

[natisfynest]

can i haz her number

[Uncle Rico]

can i haz her number

No bitch. I asked first.

[Uncle Rico]

Get to the back of the line.

[Rashaddd]

I sense jealousy

[natisfynest]

No bitch. I asked first.

whoa cat claws came out there

Get to the back of the line.

only if its behind you :doggie:

[Rashaddd]

:feg:

[Uncle Rico]

whoa cat claws came out there



only if its behind you :doggie:

;)
:bj:

[IDSkot]

you said unit.

LOLOLOLOLOL :hugerofl:

I have sold him no such thing

Mentiroso

You have not PM'd me the newds for me to post yet. :fyi:

Me, too. =|

[slim8605]

I call next after dawson and nati

[Rashaddd]

DH stop fapping

[IDSkot]

DH stop fapping

I haven't stopped fapping. :beerchug:

[slim8605]

Waiting on more pics to fap to..




Wait...what else can she cook? I wanna see her in a noms thread later. Jizz and brown gravy all over her face.

[Roadtrippin']

lawl

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6867/8226137975orig.jpg

this one's for you SM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSc7T805Soo

[Spider Monkey]

Where are teh pix from last night?

[Porch Monkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSvHpvHFXU0

[Rashaddd]

didn't see her last night

[Rashaddd]

ugh im tryin to get pics but we are still fighting and it just keeps making it worse when I pull the camera out and ask her to bend over. FML.

[Spider Monkey]

Smack her

[Rashaddd]

Already tried that and now she's even more pissed :confused:

[Spider Monkey]

donkey punch her in the ear hole

[Rashaddd]

nah, I need to try somethin edgy

[slim8605]

ugh im tryin to get pics but we are still fighting and it just keeps making it worse when I pull the camera out and ask her to bend over. FML.

:laugh:

Just tell her its for CT.

[IDSkot]

:laugh:

Just tell her its for CT.

x2.

What are you two fighting about? Let Dr. Phil make it all better so we can get teh n00dz.

[Bender]

roofies are your friend :fyi:

[Rashaddd]

What are you two fighting about?

I'm not sure tbh :crap:

[Roadtrippin']

I'm not sure tbh :crap:

Well, that is further evidence that she is, in fact, female.

[IDSkot]

I'm not sure tbh :crap:

Be like, "Babe, why you mad? You know I just got love for you, boo." She'll reply with a "yeah?" Then you reply, "Hells yeah... now, what do you say about us just getting naked and just humping our way out of this trough?"

Then set up a camera with live feed.

[Mr. Shickadance]

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/6021/gen1y.jpg

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4304/71478590.jpg

black

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5316/85220266.jpg

lol

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/2816/8226137391orig.jpg

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2013/8226137466orig.jpg

lawl

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6867/8226137975orig.jpg

this one's for you SM

better?

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4219/8226138124orig.jpg

believe me she has an ass

from last night:

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5397/photod.jpg

WOW, she is breathtaking, the distinguishing trait of a true caramel princess.

[Roadtrippin']

Wow, a jew giving an Arab relationship advice.

[IDSkot]

Wow, a jew giving an Arab relationship advice.

I know, right!
We cross boundaries here at: :ct:


(it's all for teh n00dz.)

[Rashaddd]

just as long as you dont try to cross swords with me...and touch

[Maynard James Keenan]

thread is pointless without n00dz. Obviously you are a n00bs to the CT.

noodz or ban?

[Rashaddd]

yes going to jail for posting noodz would be crunk

[Maynard James Keenan]

actually that would be very crunk. the police would let you off the hook if you told them it was for crunktimes. It's been done in the past.

[Rashaddd]

lies

[Pop Da Hatch]

KILL HER. then wrap her in a turban and bury her in an acid bath.

[slim8605]

or....pass her around CT.

So is this relationship over or is it one of those 'I hate you today but I'll love you by the end of the week' type deals?

[Rashaddd]

Second one, today being the end of the week

I guess I should point out we've been together for like 2 1/2 years...:loco:

[Redemon]

Man I hate those relationships.
I wound up with a child being in one of those.
Wouldnt change it for the word though.
Just be careful.

[bluecar]

Second one, today being the end of the week

I guess I should point out we've been together for like 2 1/2 years...:loco:

girls say that shit all the time. Do some people not understand the concept of sunk costs?

[Rashaddd]

somethin keeps pullin me back like chingy

[bluecar]

somethin keeps pullin me back like chingy

Don't want to be alone.

Alone sucks.

1) You get used to fucking and now it is scarce.
2) You get used to sleeping on the last 4" in the bed...now you have the whole bed. It would seem great, but it's not. It's weird.

[tappin_azz]

somethin keeps pullin me back like chingy

i noticed in a few of the pics what was pullin you back. i understand.

[Redemon]

Yeah

[natisfynest]

auction her off on ebay

[Rashaddd]

i noticed in a few of the pics what was pullin you back. i understand.

word.

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/6867/8226137975orig.jpg

[Roadtrippin']

somethin keeps pullin me back like chingy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv1zsxa-qb0

[farmerehsan]

somethin keeps pullin me back like chingy

i feel u..yesterday i posted all my ex's and girls i did shit with lol.. i just didnt care.. and now she txted me this mornin and shw might come to my work..so i might take more pics of her here lol

[tappin_azz]

i feel u..yesterday i posted all my ex's and girls i did shit with lol.. i just didnt care.. and now she txted me this mornin and shw might come to my work..so i might take more pics of her here lol

location of poasted pics???

[Spider Monkey]

location of poasted pics???

House of Fappage. The only thread he's got in there. Peep it son!

[slim8605]

somethin keeps pullin me back like chingy

I went through the same shit for 4 years. After a while I got tired of it and said fuck this and fuck you to her. I moved on and did better.

If its just constant trouble with her, end it and get a better bitch.

[tappin_azz]

I went through the same shit for 4 years. After a while I got tired of it and said fuck this and fuck you to her. I moved on and did better.

If its just constant trouble with her, end it and get a better bitch.

you must not have been hittin it right.

[slim8605]

you must not have been hittin it right.

I was Chris Browning it :fyi:

She was complaining too much and was constantly on my nuts wanting to know every step I made. That shit gets old

[Spider Monkey]

That's it. I've had enough. 1 negative rep for OP. No newds = neg rep.

[slim8605]

I'd be happy with another ass shot. Nude or non

[tappin_azz]

That's it. I've had enough. 1 negative rep for OP. No newds = neg rep.

to be fair...you gave him ample time to produce.

[Spider Monkey]

to be fair...you gave him ample time to produce.

I thought so too.

[natisfynest]

i second the neg rep

[Rashaddd]

:crap:

[tappin_azz]

you got what you deserved. show us that fine ass and cut us off. not cool man, not cool.

[farmerehsan]

i poasted ,nowz ur turn

[Rashaddd]

believe me if she was 18 u'd have all kinda pics

[natisfynest]

so you can bang her but not post pics?????

[farmerehsan]

oh thats right isnt there some fuckin law about that?

[farmerehsan]

im sure she wont find out just post up lol i did

[Spider Monkey]

That is why I told you to send them to me. I'll post them.

[Rashaddd]

so you can bang her but not post pics?????

no evidence of said banging

That is why I told you to send them to me. I'll post them.

too risky

[Spider Monkey]

too risky

My safety is not of your concern.

[Rashaddd]

im sure she wont find out just post up lol i did

I aren't worried about her, itz teh coppers

hell, communications at my house are probably all tapped already anyway thanks to mah man G-Dub

[natisfynest]

i think this guy needs a 3 day ban to get his priorities straight

[Spider Monkey]

Naw, he jsut needs to be neg reped to death. lol

[natisfynest]

fair enough negged

[wasted ink]

fair enough negged

You got negged, negger :fyi:

[farmerehsan]

nothin yet lol?

[Porch Monkey]

wait who are we negging?

[farmerehsan]

rashdd for not postin pics lol

[Rashaddd]

bunch a ngers up in hur

[Porch Monkey]

I neva neg'd on nobody!

[farmerehsan]

me neither

[Maynard James Keenan]

I neva neg'd on nobody!

lies, swat came into my house today.

[Porch Monkey]

did you say hello to Slammed for me?

[IDSkot]

believe me if she was 18 u'd have all kinda pics

I'm 18. Which makes it legal for me to view girls ages 16 and up.
Hence.... SEND ME PICTURES NOW OR ELSE I'LL FLICK YOUR EAR!

[wasted ink]

I'm 18. Which makes it legal for me to view girls ages 16 and up.
Hence.... SEND ME PICTURES NOW OR ELSE I'LL FLICK YOUR EAR!

If he posts two 16 yr olds, that's technically 32 years of age in the picture. Therefore, it is legal for all :fyi:

[UCP]

OK... I scrolled the first page... What a cocktease.

[joetama]

OK... I scrolled the first page... What a cocktease.

Truth... You think it is going to keep getting better and better than the pictures just stop.

[slim8605]

Send me the pics. I'm 22 so thats legal somewhere, right?

[Spider Monkey]

negged again

[bluecar]

these camel jockeys are really hurting this forum.

[Spider Monkey]

Wait, we have more than one?

[tappin_azz]

its a jihad!!!

[bluecar]

Wait, we have more than one?

This and the other guy...farmer someshit or another.

[farmerehsan]

me bitch

[Spider Monkey]

You're not muslim. Muslims don't like naked women.

[farmerehsan]

what am i then lol

[bunkerking09]

i thought muslims have lots of naked women in heaven :confused:

[wasted ink]

i thought muslims have lots of naked women in heaven :confused:

No, those are virgins :fyi: they still wear masks when they get there.

[bunkerking09]

No, those are virgins :fyi: they still wear masks when they get there.

i stand corrected :tits:

[Uncle Rico]

Surprisingly long thread.