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bigtoyota479
07-23-2009, 12:33 AM
I'm getting married on Saturday, for those that don't know. I leave Friday morning for the beach, which is where the bitching log mansion is that we are getting married at. The following Monday at 830 AM PST, we are leaving for Kuaui. There will be fishing, sex, Volcano ATV tour, sex, sex, sex, Luau, sex, Zip lines, sex, more sex, and a flight home.

I will use this thread to post pictures of the most awesome vacation I will probably ever have. I will have my netbook and my digital camera, and will be sure to keep you all updated on how kick ass this is going to be.

That is all.

galacticmonkey
07-23-2009, 01:52 AM
Pics of soon to be wife? :hide:

bigtoyota479
07-23-2009, 02:06 AM
They are already here on teh forums. There is one of me also. I cannot remember where, but one of my 1,258 posts contains them.

bigtoyota479
07-23-2009, 02:07 AM
If you are patient, there will be pics of us in Hawaii come Monday or Tuesday.

97gp
07-23-2009, 07:04 AM
Lots of noods fo sho

Captain Ahab
07-23-2009, 07:19 AM
lol @ fight on way home

have a blast!

pl8er
07-23-2009, 08:00 AM
Kauai ;)

Congrats man! Everyone says marriage sucks blah blah blah, everything will change but honestly it's all for the best.

Have a terrific time! Not sure if you are going to puddle jump to other islands, but hit up oahu if you do.Check out the north shore and most specifically Waimea Bay. One of the most beautiful beaches I have ever been to.

http://www.minihawaiibeach.com/images/Waimea_Bay_-_Oahu.jpg

If you were to go, and you go there at the top of the hill (you can see it in the photo) just park at that church. Easiest fastest place to park.

hoss
07-23-2009, 08:02 AM
That word is flight Nathan... :p . Although I guess a Fight is possible...

Congrats big yota! What is the lucky guys name?

Spider Monkey
07-23-2009, 10:29 AM
:laugh:

bigtoyota479
07-23-2009, 11:22 AM
That word is flight Nathan... :p . Although I guess a Fight is possible...

Congrats big yota! What is the lucky guys name?

Marv. He's a sweetheart.

brynm
07-23-2009, 11:24 AM
LOL, congrats

_AnGeL_
07-23-2009, 11:30 AM
Marv. He's a sweetheart.

wait my marv????? :crap:

congrats bro.

Captain Ahab
07-23-2009, 11:33 AM
That word is flight Nathan... :p . Although I guess a Fight is possible...

Congrats big yota! What is the lucky guys name?

LOL


Oops

IamDeMan
07-23-2009, 11:57 AM
Lots of noods fo sho

This

bigtoyota479
07-23-2009, 12:35 PM
You really wanna see my sausage? I'll oblige if it's what you truly want.

97gp
07-23-2009, 01:01 PM
Mostly vaginas and tits

bigtoyota479
07-23-2009, 01:02 PM
Oh! I get you now. There will be plenty of that on the beaches there. Can do!

evildave101
07-23-2009, 01:03 PM
yea

wasted ink
07-23-2009, 01:52 PM
Congrats!

hoss
07-23-2009, 05:50 PM
Oh! I get you now. There will be plenty of that on the beaches there. Can do!

Just dont go gettin divorced on your honeymoon!

Toasted1
07-23-2009, 06:00 PM
Congrats again and post pics asap.. As pl8er said a lot of people say marriage sucks but as long as you realize you gotta put work into it for the rest of your life and its not always fun and blowjobs you should do fine :laugh:

bluecar
07-23-2009, 06:10 PM
lol...I fully support the vacation weddings. How old are you?

Spider Monkey
07-23-2009, 06:24 PM
Congrats again and post pics asap.. As pl8er said a lot of people say marriage sucks but as long as you realize you gotta put work into it for the rest of your life and its not always fun and blowjobs you should do fine :laugh:

Uhhhhhhhhhhh............

IamDeMan
07-23-2009, 06:40 PM
lol...I fully support the vacation weddings. How old are you?

nDeed. This is how I did it. Now stop listening to WSW and understand that I hold the wisdom around here.

Roadtrippin'
07-23-2009, 07:09 PM
I'm getting married on Saturday, for those that don't know. I leave Friday morning for the beach, which is where the bitching log mansion is that we are getting married at. The following Monday at 830 AM PST, we are leaving for Kuaui. There will be fishing, sex, Volcano ATV tour, sex, sex, sex, Luau, sex, Zip lines, sex, more sex, and a flight home.

I will use this thread to post pictures of the most awesome vacation I will probably ever have. I will have my netbook and my digital camera, and will be sure to keep you all updated on how kick ass this is going to be.

That is all.


LOL, you are going with your wife. You wont have that much sex over the next year. Fewl.

tappin_azz
07-23-2009, 08:39 PM
LOL, you are going with your wife. You wont have that much sex over the next year. Fewl.

i was coming to post that exact thing.

damn you.

darthvibrator
07-23-2009, 09:44 PM
sex eh? well arent you in for a rude awakening.

fuck me, i got beat.

bigtoyota479
07-23-2009, 10:30 PM
LOL, you are going with your wife. You wont have that much sex over the next year. Fewl.

She's hornier than I am. I think I'm ok in that department. :blee: As I've stated before in these forums, I'm not a fan of BJ's, so we is all good in dat hood.

For those that want to know, I'm 29, and will be 30 in a few months. I will be sure to post pics of what we do and where we go. Possible even daily, although I somewhat doubt it.

Pop Da Hatch
07-23-2009, 10:32 PM
cool I guess.

bigtoyota479
07-23-2009, 10:35 PM
When you see my pics, you will change the I guess part of your post.

Pop Da Hatch
07-23-2009, 10:37 PM
thats what I was going for, little premature without any viewing pleasure.

bigtoyota479
07-23-2009, 10:46 PM
I don't blame you. I'd hate to have all this hype and no pay out. Guess that means I really DO have to post pics, eh?

Roadtrippin'
07-23-2009, 10:59 PM
She's hornier than I am. I think I'm ok in that department. :blee: As I've stated before in these forums, I'm not a fan of BJ's, so we is all good in dat hood.



My bad, I thought you were going on the honeymoon after the wedding.

As for the not liking BJ's, you is confused.

bluecar
07-23-2009, 11:08 PM
Don't expect that sex life to last.

bigtoyota479
07-23-2009, 11:16 PM
My bad, I thought you were going on the honeymoon after the wedding.

As for the not liking BJ's, you is confused.

We are going after the wedding. I am hoping she will still be all confused and shit for a week after the wedding so I can get in 50 years worth of sex in one week.

As far as the BJ's go, no, not confused. Maybe I just have not had the right girl do them?

Proximity
07-24-2009, 12:41 AM
in for pics.

nismos14
07-27-2009, 12:07 PM
+ 1

bigtoyota479
07-28-2009, 11:39 PM
Lest you all though I forgot about you, I did not. Due to shitty upload speed here in Kauai, I'm only doing a few pics at a whack. I may cheap out when I get home and just do a Photobucket album and link you, or I may spam these forums all to hell with pics.

Anyway, we're here! Got here yesterday, went fishing today. Didn't personally catch any fish, but two people on the boat caught Ono, also known as Wahoo. Prized sport fish here in Hawaii. Both were about 30 lbs, which means that the wife and I took home about 5lbs each. Whatever you catch is shared amongst the boat, which is cool.

Now, for some pics, lest you all think I am full of shit and just posting from home.

Rental car. First lesson learned in Kauai. When you go into a store, put the motherfucking top UP! It can and will rain on a moments notice, and we got out of the store to find a wet interior.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010060.jpg

The house. Nice little 2 story on about an acre. Backyard has avocado trees, coconut trees, and all kinds of other shit. Sits on about an acre. Shit was dirt cheap too, cheaper than many hotels. Dark hardwood floors inside, two lanai's, flat screen TV's, etc.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010092.jpg

There are also several gecko's in the house. They are considered to be good luck here, and they eat a shit load of bugs. We just leave them alone. Little fuckers are too fast to catch anyway.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010066.jpg

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010064.jpg

Oh, and for those pitching shit about the sex life? It's not my fault yours sucks ATM. Something about Hawaii makes teh womenz horny. Bring em here, and get some son!

bigtoyota479
07-28-2009, 11:41 PM
If you ever consider coming here, or are looking for a rental house at a vacation spot, I would highly recommend VRBO, Vacation Rentals By Owner. Hit up the website. It's where we found this cheap ass place.

evildave101
07-28-2009, 11:47 PM
congratulations on the wedding

Captain Ahab
07-29-2009, 12:35 AM
ballin' so far!

_AnGeL_
07-29-2009, 07:23 AM
ballin' so far!

x2

pl8er
07-29-2009, 08:03 AM
Awesome man!

Remember, if you are going to go ass to mouth, this is the time she will let it happen ;)

Spider Monkey
07-29-2009, 10:27 AM
BRING ME BACK A GECKO!!!

Toasted1
07-29-2009, 10:37 AM
Don't expect that sex life to last.

As long as he didn't pick the wrong chick sex life should be fine.

As far as the BJ's go, no, not confused. Maybe I just have not had the right girl do them?

I think some people just don't care for it that much.. weird people but still I have met chicks who don't like oral for whatever reason. It's just hard for people who like it as much or better than poking the poon to understand.

Lest you all though I forgot about you, I did not. Due to shitty upload speed here in Kauai, I'm only doing a few pics at a whack. I may cheap out when I get home and just do a Photobucket album and link you, or I may spam these forums all to hell with pics.

Anyway, we're here! Got here yesterday, went fishing today. Didn't personally catch any fish, but two people on the boat caught Ono, also known as Wahoo. Prized sport fish here in Hawaii. Both were about 30 lbs, which means that the wife and I took home about 5lbs each. Whatever you catch is shared amongst the boat, which is cool.

Now, for some pics, lest you all think I am full of shit and just posting from home.

Rental car. First lesson learned in Kauai. When you go into a store, put the motherfucking top UP! It can and will rain on a moments notice, and we got out of the store to find a wet interior.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010060.jpg

The house. Nice little 2 story on about an acre. Backyard has avocado trees, coconut trees, and all kinds of other shit. Sits on about an acre. Shit was dirt cheap too, cheaper than many hotels. Dark hardwood floors inside, two lanai's, flat screen TV's, etc.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010092.jpg

There are also several gecko's in the house. They are considered to be good luck here, and they eat a shit load of bugs. We just leave them alone. Little fuckers are too fast to catch anyway.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010066.jpg

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010064.jpg

Oh, and for those pitching shit about the sex life? It's not my fault yours sucks ATM. Something about Hawaii makes teh womenz horny. Bring em here, and get some son!

Nice pics.. where the hell are the pictures of your bride?

Also I will check out that site, Hawaii is our next destination we decided that looks like the way to go and again congrats on getting hitched and my best advice is to always treat your wife like you are dating her without being a pussy whipped faggot and realize it takes work sometimes.

Captain Ahab
07-29-2009, 10:40 AM
Awesome man!

Remember, if you are going to go ass to mouth, this is the time she will let it happen ;)

try to PIITB too!

hoss
07-29-2009, 10:49 AM
try to PIITB too!

Nathan... :facepalm:

You cant go ATM without PIITB...

_AnGeL_
07-29-2009, 11:04 AM
Nathan... :facepalm:

You cant go ATM without PIITB...

:laugh:

DH fail... lol

97gp
07-29-2009, 11:11 AM
Nathan... :facepalm:

You cant go ATM without PIITB...

:hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

Captain Ahab
07-29-2009, 11:44 AM
I thought ass to mouth was a girl eating your asshole out or something.

pl8er
07-29-2009, 12:04 PM
Nathan... :facepalm:

You cant go ATM without PIITB...

I was even going to let it slide :FIAL:

I thought ass to mouth was a girl eating your asshole out or something.

ROFL...its where you are banging a gal in the pooper and pull out and stick it in her mouth to get the nut out.

pl8er
07-29-2009, 12:05 PM
:atm: we even have an ATM smiley :P

Spider Monkey
07-29-2009, 12:06 PM
I thought ass to mouth was a girl eating your asshole out or something.

That's salad tossing. :fyi:

_AnGeL_
07-29-2009, 12:09 PM
That's salad tossing. :fyi:

and also nasty and something i will never try lol...

Captain Ahab
07-29-2009, 12:28 PM
Well I learn something new every day!

lawl

Spider Monkey
07-29-2009, 12:42 PM
And lucky for you this is not one you learned the hard way!

bigtoyota479
07-29-2009, 01:15 PM
Pics of teh bride? Probably later when I post pics of teh wedding too. I'm not worried about it. ;) There are pics of both of us on these forums somewhere, although I can't for the life of me remember where.

So, we have avocado's, macadamia nuts, passion fruit, star fruit, coconuts, and a few other fresh fruits at our disposal here, in the backyard. The caretakers of the house left us a care package on the table when we got here. Champagne, and some Hawaiian treats in a basket. Those little gecko's are fucking NOISY!! You wouldn't believe that little lizard could make that much noise.

I think we are going to the beach today, so I'll have some more pics up tonight. For those that want to use VRBO, be prepared to spend a good week or more looking for the right place. It took us that long to find this place, so if you don't mind some work, you can save some big ass coin.

Sigh, I really am weird. PIITB, BJ, I really have no desire for either one of these. Does that make me normal and the rest of you fucked up? Or the other way around?

Spider Monkey
07-29-2009, 01:28 PM
Gecko's make noise? What do they sound like? Are they all polite with australian accents?

bigtoyota479
07-29-2009, 02:01 PM
They sound like.....well....gecko's. Maybe a cross between a cricket and a chicken? They make this clicking noise, but in the pattern of a chicken. Google it. It's fucking LOUD though.

Spider Monkey
07-29-2009, 02:11 PM
I bet pistol shrimp our louder.

_AnGeL_
07-29-2009, 02:14 PM
i bet a cluster fuck of about 60-80 roosters/cocks are louder, my friend and his dad used to fight them and had a ass load. was the louds shit i have ever heard lol

dcmcki
07-29-2009, 02:17 PM
I'll wait patiently for the pics/vids of you massacring the poor defenseless geckos in a couple of days. If I had anything interrupting me from making sweet sweet love to my new bride I assure you it would be dead.

Then again I'm married with two kids and dont get laid anymore anyway. Grats to U by the way.

_AnGeL_
07-29-2009, 02:22 PM
I'll wait patiently for the pics/vids of you massacring the poor defenseless geckos in a couple of days. If I had anything interrupting me from making sweet sweet love to my new bride I assure you it would be dead.

Then again I'm married with two kids and dont get laid anymore anyway. Grats to U by the way.

:crap:

that scares me

bigtoyota479
07-29-2009, 03:04 PM
Oh, I'm not going to massacre them. I suppose I should clarify a bit. They don't make noise except for at night, and it's sort of rare for them to do so. Maybe 2-3 times per night. It's just that when they do, they are LOUD! You wouldn't think something so small could make a big noise like that. It doesn't last long either, maybe 10 seconds or so.

bigtoyota479
07-30-2009, 01:29 PM
New developments. Wife is sick. Massive sore throat, no fever yet. I'm beginning to wonder what the mosquito's around here carry, as she got bit a few times our first night here. Also, there is a cyclone developing that is getting bigger. Last night it was just some storms, now it's been upgraded. Here's a linky.

http://www.prh.noaa.gov/hnl/cphc/

_AnGeL_
07-30-2009, 01:33 PM
zomg.... hope u dont get caught in a storm brah.

hope the wife gets better too.

Spider Monkey
07-30-2009, 01:40 PM
You went to the beach. Where are the pictures asshole?

97gp
07-30-2009, 01:56 PM
You know whats good for sore throats dont you?

bigtoyota479
07-30-2009, 02:01 PM
You went to the beach. Where are the pictures asshole?

We never made it to the beach. Too much other shit to do. Saw a few blowholes and other things. Right now, I am more concerned with the cyclone headed our way. NOAA will be issuing statements about it within the next hour. Until then, fuck you and your pics. :blee:

UCP
07-30-2009, 02:03 PM
Good luck with the divorce.

Spider Monkey
07-30-2009, 02:04 PM
We never made it to the beach. Too much other shit to do. Saw a few blowholes and other things. Right now, I am more concerned with the cyclone headed our way. NOAA will be issuing statements about it within the next hour. Until then, fuck you and your pics. :blee:

At least I have pix. You liar.

bigtoyota479
07-30-2009, 02:12 PM
Bastige. I will do pixors. I'm trying to find out if we needs to leave early or not to avoid getting stuck here in a big ass storm.

Spider Monkey
07-30-2009, 02:19 PM
What's a little storm gonna do?

bigtoyota479
07-30-2009, 02:26 PM
Here is teh fish we eated last night.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010098.jpg

Here is the blowhole at the beach we saw yesterday.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010122.jpg

More blowhole.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010124.jpg

More pics coming. Upload sucks my ass here.

UCP
07-30-2009, 02:32 PM
Double post.... come on now.

Spider Monkey
07-30-2009, 02:38 PM
Bro, that fish is serious business.

bigtoyota479
07-30-2009, 02:54 PM
Yeah, double post FTL! How do I delete it? I can no find the button. :( Maybe someone can do it for me.

The fish is a white fish, kind of a cross between sturgeon and lobster as far as meatiness goes. It's some heavy stuff, very rich. Total grubbage though.

bigtoyota479
07-30-2009, 03:07 PM
After finding some more information, it looks like that cyclone will miss us to the south. That's a good thing, although it may mess up flights and such. The weather here has been pretty shitty, rain damned near every day. That storm isn't going to help matters either. Ah, well. I can go enjoy myself now without worrying about that thing fucking with us.

Today is an ATV tour of the volcano, waterfalls and swimming hole included. 4 hour tour, should be totally ballin'. Pics to follow tonight, of course. Tomorrow we will be snorkeling in teh ocean, I think.

bigtoyota479
07-30-2009, 11:28 PM
Huh. That little storm will be a hurricane tomorrow. Cool.

ATV tour is totally bitchin'! We saw spots where Jurassic Park, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and a few other films were done. Way cool. The dirt here is red. It stains everything. :fyi: Quads were cool. 4WD automatics with lots of balls. There were some sissies on this trip in Yamaha Rhino's, may as well be cars and not ATV's. Waterfalls, pigs, prawns, and frogs.

Our ATV's. Bombardier 400's,

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010211.jpg

Wild pigs! I wanted to kill one and eat it, but they wouldn't let me.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010181.jpg

Waterfall. THere were two of them, but one of them was almost dry and therefor weak sauce. Water was really warm too. THere was actually one spot where we parked next to a river with a rope swing and went swimming. No pics of that, we were busy swimming. Raiders of the Lost Ark was filmed in that very spot. Indiana Jones comes running out of a cave chased by natives, grabs a vine, and swings across the river into a plane. Yeah, cool shit.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010210.jpg

Freshwater prawn! These things were rather good sized, but the tour guides said these were small ones. Whatever. They looked big enough to eat to me.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010178.jpg

A view of a spot where some of Jurassic Park was filmed. The part where the guy and the kids were in the field running from some dinos, and then T-Rex comes out and nabs one of the other dinos. Those grass fields were at the base of these cliffs.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010153.jpg

Captain Ahab
07-31-2009, 12:21 AM
Love that last pic.

Keep them coming!

_AnGeL_
07-31-2009, 07:24 AM
nice pixors.

bigtoyota479
08-01-2009, 03:52 AM
Ok, moar pics!!

The first is in honor of my monkey brethren. It would seem some ancestors of ours have been here a long time ago. They left such an impression that the good people of Kauai honored and remembered them with our own street!!!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010212.jpg


Ah, yes. I was relaxing here all day today. What the fuck were the rest of you doing? Yeah, thought so.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010220.jpg

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010221.jpg

One of SM's little buddy's decided to join us at the Luau tonight!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010306.jpg

So, we get home from the Luau, and our backyard was full of these things. I stopped counting at 20. You could walk up within 6 inches before they would move. Brave little suckers.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010366.jpg

Ok, fine you horndogs. Hula dancer, coconut bikini and all!

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/bigtoyota479/P1010307.jpg

bluecar
08-01-2009, 09:04 AM
You married a hula dancer?

IamDeMan
08-01-2009, 09:59 AM
You had me at blowhole.

Captain Ahab
08-01-2009, 11:32 AM
Those things are called Toads!

Toasted1
08-01-2009, 11:38 AM
Cool pics.. hopefully wife is feeling better by now?

Did you guys smoke any hawaiian bud? Have you seen dog the bounty hunter or youngblood? Is the villa you are renting right on the beach?

Spider Monkey
08-01-2009, 11:53 AM
Wait I have added to the list of objectives bro.

Now I need you to bring me back two geckos and one hula dancer plz.

bluecar
08-01-2009, 11:56 AM
wtf are you going to do with a gecko?

Spider Monkey
08-01-2009, 11:56 AM
wtf are you going to do with a gecko?

First I wanted one that talks really politely like an Australian. Then he said they fight and eat each other, so now I want two just to see.

bigtoyota479
08-01-2009, 01:39 PM
Cool pics.. hopefully wife is feeling better by now?

Did you guys smoke any hawaiian bud? Have you seen dog the bounty hunter or youngblood? Is the villa you are renting right on the beach?

No, she's still feeling kind of shitty. No Hawaiian bud. I'd like to stay here longer, but jail really isn't my thing. Dog is not on this island, and if I saw him, I'd kick him in the nuts, and tell his wife to get a goddamned breast reduction. That woman is fucking gross. Nope. Not on the beach. About 4 minutes from it though.

Kauai is the smallest, most out of the way island. Perfect for honeymooners. Not much going on here, except for people working. No movies being filmed right now, nothing. We spoke with another honeymoon couple that hit Oahu before coming here, and they said it was terrible! Too many people, going too many directions. They didn't like it at all. They said Kauai is the place to go.

Spider Monkey
08-01-2009, 01:41 PM
No, she's still feeling kind of shitty. No Hawaiian bud. I'd like to stay here longer, but jail really isn't my thing. Dog is not on this island, and if I saw him, I'd kick him in the nuts, and tell his wife to get a goddamned breast reduction. That woman is fucking gross. Nope. Not on the beach. About 4 minutes from it though.

Kauai is the smallest, most out of the way island. Perfect for honeymooners. Not much going on here, except for people working. No movies being filmed right now, nothing. We spoke with another honeymoon couple that hit Oahu before coming here, and they said it was terrible! Too many people, going too many directions. They didn't like it at all. They said Kauai is the place to go.

So bro, can you email me pix of the wedding or something? I'd like to see how 'getting married peeps' roll in Hawaii.

bigtoyota479
08-01-2009, 01:47 PM
We don't has our pics from the wedding yet. We will be getting those in another 3 weeks or so. Well, the good pics anyway. May be able to come up with a few decent ones from our camera or someone else's. I'll worry about it Monday when I get home.

bluecar
08-01-2009, 01:52 PM
SM is feining for pxi.

Spider Monkey
08-01-2009, 02:03 PM
:wat: Never been to Hawaii bro.

I wanted to go there on my honeymoon when I got married. It was a life goal since I was a kid.


Round two coming up.

bluecar
08-01-2009, 02:07 PM
:wat: Never been to Hawaii bro.

I wanted to go there on my honeymoon when I got married. It was a life goal since I was a kid.


Round two coming up.

Where did you go with your ex?

There is a new Mrs. Monkey on the horizon?

Spider Monkey
08-01-2009, 02:09 PM
Where did you go with your ex?

Bahamas. It was so sudden there was not time for Hawaii. That shit has to be planned months in advance.

There is a new Mrs. Monkey on the horizon?

If you consider the outer-outer space as a horizon, then yes.

bluecar
08-01-2009, 02:11 PM
Bahamas. It was so sudden there was not time for Hawaii. That shit has to be planned months in advance.



If you consider the outer-outer space as a horizon, then yes.

I see. That's nice, too.

I feel ya on the horizons...although I want a ltr, I am not ready now anyways.

Spider Monkey
08-01-2009, 02:12 PM
I see. That's nice, too.

I feel ya on the horizons...although I want a ltr, I am not ready now anyways.
ltr?

Spider Monkey
08-01-2009, 02:13 PM
Oh and we did a 3 day stint in Vegas before coming all the way home. That was cool. Kinda made it two trips in one.

bluecar
08-01-2009, 02:14 PM
ltr?

Long term relationship...you need to get down with the CL personals lingo.

Oh and we did a 3 day stint in Vegas before coming all the way home. That was cool. Kinda made it two trips in one.

I see.

Spider Monkey
08-01-2009, 02:27 PM
Long term relationship...you need to get down with the CL personals lingo.



My bad bro. I'm sorry. I need you to send me the listings you post so I can post them out here mayne.

bluecar
08-01-2009, 02:29 PM
My bad bro. I'm sorry. I need you to send me the listings you post so I can post them out here mayne.

lol

bigtoyota479
08-01-2009, 02:35 PM
Oh, those toads in my pics? I knew what they were, just didn't bother to tell you all. They were cane toads, and they are poisonous. Not really to us, but to things that eat them. They secrete a poisonous slime behind their eyes, and when something tries to eat them they get poisoned. Those toads kill dogs and other pets every year here in Hawaii.

SM, the Bahamas sounded cool too! That's on our to do list someday as well. If you go to Hawaii, go to Kauai! Just trust me on this, and don't bother with the other islands, unless you are totally into the tourist rat race. Being from California, this may not bother you as much as us, but we can't stand it. Never fear, brosef, when I get home Sunday and have my good PC with a good upload speed, the pictures will spill forth from me. Patience, my monkey, patience.

Spider Monkey
08-01-2009, 02:50 PM
SM, the Bahamas sounded cool too! That's on our to do list someday as well. If you go to Hawaii, go to Kauai! Just trust me on this, and don't bother with the other islands, unless you are totally into the tourist rat race. Being from California, this may not bother you as much as us, but we can't stand it. Never fear, brosef, when I get home Sunday and have my good PC with a good upload speed, the pictures will spill forth from me. Patience, my monkey, patience.

Bro, I don't live in the OC god dammit. We don't have tourists. lol

Anyhow, keep the address of that place. I want to get me a fucking geico talking gecko.

bigtoyota479
08-01-2009, 03:03 PM
I wasn't talking about tourists, or the OC foo. I was talking about the busier lifestyle of California in general. Also the fact that you live in a neighborhood, vs me living in the country.

I totally have the address of this place. Keep in mind, though, that geckos are in every house in Hawaii, not just ours. They are a symbol of good luck, and it's bad joo joo to fuck with them or take them out of your house. If I were you, I'd get one from a pet store.

Spider Monkey
08-01-2009, 03:23 PM
No I want a real one. Two in fact so I can watch them kill each other.

bigtoyota479
08-03-2009, 02:20 AM
Need more than two for good entertainment. We had 1 large one, and about 5 little ones. I didn't even think to grab the camera and film them either. I was having way too much fun.

IamDeMan
08-03-2009, 07:46 AM
Wait I have added to the list of objectives bro.

Now I need you to bring me back two geckos and one hula dancer plz.

I can ship you all the geckos you want brah. You can watch them do their push ups and inflate dewlaps all day long.

bigtoyota479
08-03-2009, 01:06 PM
Does the Hula girl need to be alive, or can I kill her and stuff her in my luggage first?

Spider Monkey
08-03-2009, 01:10 PM
Either way works for me.


Helll she could be a magnet that dances on my dash board for all I care.

bigtoyota479
08-03-2009, 01:23 PM
:crap:

I wish I would have known that sooner. I is home nao.