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jesus
08-17-2009, 11:09 AM
In order to bond in an almost RL manner I thought it would be a good idea to share some unknown facts about ourselves. I'll start:

1. Due to the crook in my penis, it will not fit inside a standard sized toilet paper roll.

2. I used to rock a mullet.

3. I am a "use a sock" kind of person.

4. I have 20/220 vision. (Legally blind)

5. I did not start masturbating until I was 14.
Glock17
08-17-2009, 11:29 AM
1.I Fantasize about Mariah Carey.
2.I started masturbating at 13.
3.In elementary i never really wore underwear.
4.I can't bake a cake to save my life.
5.I'm an avid Fisherman/Golfer.
tapout
08-17-2009, 11:32 AM
TMI ITT
jesus
08-17-2009, 11:39 AM
:laugh:
Glock17
08-17-2009, 11:41 AM
:bowrofl::bowdown::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::keke::keke::keke::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
100 Posts HOOORAAAYYYY!!!!

6.Mariah Carey.
7.Mariah Carey.
8.Mariah Carey.
9.Mariah Carey.
10.Mariah Carey.

YouTube - Mariah Carey - We Belong Together
hoss
08-17-2009, 12:02 PM
I met mariah carey once...
Glock17
08-17-2009, 12:03 PM
I met mariah carey once...

Pics or it did'nt happen. LOL
hoss
08-17-2009, 12:03 PM
It happened. She said that she hates you.
Glock17
08-17-2009, 12:12 PM
It happened. She said that she loves you.

http://i31.tinypic.com/rm5yq0.jpg
_AnGeL_
08-17-2009, 12:12 PM
It happened. She said that she hates you.

:laugh:
Captain Ahab
08-17-2009, 12:15 PM
1.) The internet knows a lot about me
jesus
08-17-2009, 12:25 PM
6. I once snorted sawdust in high school for a dollar.
Glock17
08-17-2009, 12:28 PM
11.I had the teacher's grade book for a couple days once.
_AnGeL_
08-17-2009, 12:29 PM
11.I had the teacher's grade book for a couple days once.

lol, this reminds me of my final exam in biology... the teacher gave her copy of the test to copy off of so i could pass the class. w00t!!! lol
Toasted1
08-17-2009, 12:32 PM
I once lost a nickel bag of weed and spent 4 hours looking for it and still bitch about it until this day.

I then ended up going to my car and picking up tiny buds and carpet off the floor of my car and crushed up some seeds to make a weed/carpet/seed joint.
_AnGeL_
08-17-2009, 12:35 PM
I once lost a nickel bag of weed and spent 4 hours looking for it and still bitch about it until this day.

I then ended up going to my car and picking up tiny buds and carpet off the floor of my car and crushed up some seeds to make a weed/carpet/seed joint.

:lol:
Spider Monkey
08-17-2009, 12:42 PM
I like peaches.
hoss
08-17-2009, 12:44 PM
Peaches like me.
jesus
08-17-2009, 12:45 PM
Peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man, in a factory downtown. :fyi:
hoss
08-17-2009, 12:47 PM
Wrong peaches, bro.

These peaches are next to a can.
jesus
08-17-2009, 12:49 PM
Well shit.
Glock17
08-17-2009, 12:50 PM
:laugh:
Captain Ahab
08-17-2009, 12:53 PM
6. I once snorted sawdust in high school for a dollar.

i snorted a line of salt in 9th grade cause people said i wouldn't do it.

mistake. burned like a mofo, nose ran for an hour, and i almost cried
jesus
08-17-2009, 12:57 PM
You did cry pussy. It's okay. I got a nosebleed. :hug:
MR.Crunk
08-17-2009, 12:59 PM
i free ball all the time
jesus
08-17-2009, 01:07 PM
I used to but the back of my knees kept getting raw from all the rubbing.
MR.Crunk
08-17-2009, 01:10 PM
your knees? it sucks when i step on mine
Jamesypoo
08-17-2009, 01:10 PM
I gave someone $1 to snort a sugar cube in high school

I gave someone $5 to snort some Blazin sauce when I worked at b dubs

I've never snorted anything
jesus
08-17-2009, 01:18 PM
your knees? it sucks when i step on mine

I was joking. I practically have an innie.