Official Spider Monkey, DeMan, DBfan187, and Hoss Post While At Work Thread v.2

[Spider Monkey]

Oh shit.

Never mind. This isn't going to work a second time around. Both of you fucks are jobless.

/thread

[hoss]

Lawlers. We are pathetic losers.

[Spider Monkey]

Jobless and losers. Double wammy.

[icpurplepplalot]

I has a job :fyi:

[hoss]

Were you invited to the party?

[Spider Monkey]

STFU & GTFO

[icpurplepplalot]

FUCK YOU GUIS


:(

















<3

[bluecar]

lols

[IamDeMan]

STFU & GTFO


This wasn't even funnay :(

[Spider Monkey]

I lol'd. You know you want to lol.

[Porch Monkey]

Title fixed.

[Spider Monkey]

Well at least now I have someone to talk to.

[Porch Monkey]

How are you doing?

[Spider Monkey]

Fuggin busy mayne

[tappin_azz]

youd think the unemployed burdens to society would post more. maybe they are embarassed to come into a thread for working people?? IDK.

[Spider Monkey]

Yea, it isn't like they are busy looking for work or anything. That much is obvious.

[Porch Monkey]

making spaghetti now

[Spider Monkey]

That;s not work. This shit is work.

[Porch Monkey]

Oh I'm home now.

[Spider Monkey]

Not fair

[IamDeMan]

youd think the unemployed burdens to society would post more. maybe they are embarassed to come into a thread for working people?? IDK.

Too busy counting YOUR money.

[hoss]

^ I lawlerboated.

[tappin_azz]

^ I lawlerboated.

my only regret is that i cant give more.

[bluecar]

I am not allowed to poast?

[natisfynest]

can i haz poasts too i am at the place of business

[hoss]

This thread is for discussing how much of your monies you are going to give deman and myself.

[natisfynest]

are you teh church?

[Spider Monkey]

Back in this thread.

[Porch Monkey]

Back up in your ass like a ressurection.

[Spider Monkey]

Workin hard at hardly workin

[Porch Monkey]

Yup.

[Spider Monkey]

Slang any pools today?

[IDSkot]

Well at least now I have someone to talk to.

Aww.
Poor baby.
Kisses?

[Spider Monkey]

That was a joke you douchegoogle

[IDSkot]

That was a joke you douchegoogle

Google is FTW

[Porch Monkey]

Slang any pools today?
wErd! I'm taking one down right now.

[Spider Monkey]

Dough Boy?

[Porch Monkey]

Del-Air Pool, model Capri - discontinued so I sold it as a display for $1200 with everything.

[Spider Monkey]

Waht is Del-Air? Teh inflatable ones?

[natisfynest]

i need a hot tube

[Spider Monkey]

Wanna play with my hot tube?

[Spider Monkey]

Or did you mean hot tub?

[natisfynest]

yes this is why you shouldnt poast while at work lol i was counting tubes of something and poasted tubes lol

yes i want your hot tube

[Porch Monkey]

Waht is Del-Air? Teh inflatable ones?oh hell no

http://www.delairgroup.com/

Ours are the Ester Williams and Symphony lines.

[Spider Monkey]

THAT'S A DOUGHBOY!

[tappin_azz]

i havent done shit today. cant even post in all the threads. i dont think there is anyway i could hate this job more than i do today. they ruined my week.

[Spider Monkey]

That's fucked. You need to request permission from IT.

[joetama]

I post in the thread...

I'm at work... I have nothing to do however.

[Spider Monkey]

Do Work Get Paid

[IDSkot]

The name of this thread is misleading. It leads the reader to assume DeMan works. Which is a false assumption.

[joetama]

Well I get paid per job so I'm just waiting ATM.

I guess there are somethings I could be doing. But, I don't want to do them. I have spring break in 2 weeks. I'll do them then.

[Spider Monkey]

The name of this thread is misleading. It leads the reader to assume DeMan works. Which is a false assumption.

This is v.2 of the thread. During v.1 they both had jobs.

[Spider Monkey]

Spring Break? Must be nice.

[IDSkot]

This is v.2 of the thread. During v.1 they both had jobs.

Oh, fair enough.

[Spider Monkey]

fawkin noobs.

[joetama]

Spring Break? Must be nice.

Spring break from school. I still have a job that takes up a good chunk of my time.

[Spider Monkey]

I never got spring break once I left community college. It has been forevers.

[Porch Monkey]

Time for change!

- President Obama

[bunkerking09]

Time for change!

- President Obama

your only gonna have change left when he gets done takin your moniez!

[IMACRACKER]

paid to post FTW.

[joetama]

I never got spring break once I left community college. It has been forevers.

I'm still in College. And probably will be for a while. I just want to be done and never go back.:homeboy:

[IDSkot]

your only gonna have change left when he gets done takin your moniez!

:ohsnap:
Clever...

EDIT:: WHAT THE FUCK?!
How do we not have ohsnap?!

[Spider Monkey]

Time for change!

- President Obama

Shits hella changing. 150K people getting laid off every month is new.

[Spider Monkey]

I'm still in College. And probably will be for a while. I just want to be done and never go back.:homeboy:

When you are done and will never go back, you'll change your tune. lol

[tappin_azz]

When you are done and will never go back, you'll change your tune. lol

this!

i wish i had never dropped out.

[Spider Monkey]

I wish I had never started. That way I wouldn't know what I'm missing.

[tapout]

Shits hella changing. 150K people getting laid off every month is new.
Saw this morning that since the inaugaration that the dow has dropped 1500 points and unemployment jumped 1.3%.

[Spider Monkey]

Saw this morning that since the inaugaration that the dow has dropped 1500 points and unemployment jumped 1.3%.

That's change.

[tappin_azz]

he never promised change for the better. just change.

[tapout]

I guess.

[Spider Monkey]

he never promised change for the better. just change.

Tricky bastard

[joetama]

When you are done and will never go back, you'll change your tune. lol

Not exactly. The job I work on the weekends, vacations, & summer months is what I'm going to do when I graduate. I'm sure I will miss parts of college, but I'm just ready to be done and do something else with my life. I want to go back to working full time and making money.

[Spider Monkey]

Not exactly. The job I work on the weekends, vacations, & summer months is what I'm going to do when I graduate. I'm sure I will miss parts of college, but I'm just ready to be done and do something else with my life. I want to go back to working full time and making money.

Word. That is how everyone feels in your situation. I'm just saying, give it time. lol

[Spider Monkey]

It is like when you wanted to get out of highschool so bad. Then you get to college and realize how fucking eays you had it.

[joetama]

Word. That is how everyone feels in your situation. I'm just saying, give it time. lol

I hear you.

It is like when you wanted to get out of highschool so bad. Then you get to college and realize how fucking eays you had it.

Actually I hated high school, and still do. I wouldn't ever want to go back. The only thing I would do differently is instead of dating chicks I would have slept around. Other than that fuck that place.

[Spider Monkey]

I hear you.



Actually I hated high school, and still do. I wouldn't ever want to go back. The only thing I would do differently is instead of dating chicks I would have slept around. Other than that fuck that place.

I'm talking about how easy it was.

I wouldn't go back to high school either.

[joetama]

I'm talking about how easy it was.

I wouldn't go back to high school either.

High school was easy. College is easy too. My problem is if it is easy I get bored. I get B's typically and I really never go to class and hardly ever do homework or assignements. I just jot though the book casually a few hours before the tests and usually do pretty well on them. If our professors weren't so fucking lame and boring I would put more effort into it. But, as it stands I really don't care and just want to get finished.

Then I can finally have the time, money, and resources to work on what I really want to work on.

[Spider Monkey]

High school was easy. College is easy too. My problem is if it is easy I get bored. I get B's typically and I really never go to class and hardly ever do homework or assignements. I just jot though the book casually a few hours before the tests and usually do pretty well on them. If our professors weren't so fucking lame and boring I would put more effort into it. But, as it stands I really don't care and just want to get finished.

Then I can finally have the time, money, and resources to work on what I really want to work on.

You should go to DeMan's school. He says his teachers are hot.

[tapout]

High school was easy. College is easy too. My problem is if it is easy I get bored. I get B's typically and I really never go to class and hardly ever do homework or assignements. I just jot though the book casually a few hours before the tests and usually do pretty well on them. If our professors weren't so fucking lame and boring I would put more effort into it. But, as it stands I really don't care and just want to get finished.

Then I can finally have the time, money, and resources to work on what I really want to work on.
which is?

[joetama]

You should go to DeMan's school. He says his teachers are hot.

Corporate Finance class had this old Asian guy who I wanted to strangle. Got a C. Corporate Finance II had this hot Russian chick who I wanted to strangle with my cock. Got an A.

which is?

Design my own amplifier from the ground up, start a leasing company for pro-audio equipment, start in import export business for sound equipment, expand a two-way radio rental fleat, miniturize an LTR trunking system to be the size of a brief case not two massive road cases, crush the competetion for my family's company, etc etc etc. I've even kicked the idea around about going to med school.

[Porch Monkey]

what's with the little gold trophy/pimp cup full of crunk juice under Monkey's name?

[Spider Monkey]

That's my mawfawking trophey bitches. I stole it from Tapout. I'm am now the Asteriod king!

[Spider Monkey]

Wait, no I'm not. I'm the Space Invaders king.

[Porch Monkey]

is that what that means?

[Spider Monkey]

Word son. JimJ has one too. He stole my records in all of the other games last night.

I had to steal at least one back.

[Porch Monkey]

I was #2 in that choppa game. What am I now?

[Spider Monkey]

That game pisses me off. lol

You aren't in the top 10 anymore.

[Porch Monkey]

:(

[Spider Monkey]

We've got some hardcore gamers up in this place.

[Porch Monkey]

the games are older than me

[Spider Monkey]

lolz. You may have been born after the Atari, but I doubt the NES and PC beat you too.

[Porch Monkey]

I be 25

[Spider Monkey]

Back at work up in this bish.

[Porch Monkey]

clueless customers here

[Spider Monkey]

clueless customers everywhere.

[joetama]

clueless customers everywhere.

Indeed...

We tell our people that the customers aren't the wireless experts, they are. But most of them still let the customer tell them what they want even if they know that isn't going to work out for them. :banghead:

[Spider Monkey]

Well that sounds like cstupid sales people too though.

[Porch Monkey]

guy just said he doesn't want to use chlorine, perfers salt instead.

lol catch 22

[Spider Monkey]

I dun get it.

[Porch Monkey]

salt pool = chlorine pool

[Spider Monkey]

Chlorine is salt?

[Porch Monkey]

made from, yes. bleach is sodium hypochorite

[Spider Monkey]

made from, yes. bleach is sodium hypochorite

Hey, watch who you're calling a hypocrite, fuck face.

[Porch Monkey]

lol meant hypochlorite

[joetama]

made from, yes. bleach is sodium hypochorite

I guess maybe they are different kinds of salt?

SaCl or some other binary metallic salt?

[Porch Monkey]

no it's regular table salt

[Spider Monkey]

How much carbon dioxide goes in it?

[hoss]

How much carbon could a dioxide oxide if a dioxide could oxide carbon!

Say that three times fast!

[Spider Monkey]

I can't even read that three times fast much less say it. :crap:

[Porch Monkey]

You talking about the Sense & Dispense by Hayward?

http://www.haywardnet.com/inground/products/controls/Sense_and_Dispense.cfm


It only injects a small amount at a time. Those cartiridges can be pricey!

[hoss]

I can't even read that three times fast much less say it. :crap:

You should try punching it into a piece of paper in brail three times fast... If you think reading is hard, you should try typing in brail!

[Spider Monkey]

You talking about the Sense & Dispense by Hayward?

http://www.haywardnet.com/inground/products/controls/Sense_and_Dispense.cfm


It only injects a small amount at a time. Those cartiridges can be pricey!
Actually, I was just trying to make shit up.
You should try punching it into a piece of paper in brail three times fast... If you think reading is hard, you should try typing in brail!

I don't believe in brail.

[Spider Monkey]

You talking about the Sense & Dispense by Hayward?

http://www.haywardnet.com/inground/products/controls/Sense_and_Dispense.cfm


It only injects a small amount at a time. Those cartiridges can be pricey!

Wait a minute. That fucking thing keeps the pool balanced? As in it could replace my pool guy?

[hoss]

I don't believe in brail.

Oh brail exists... Its not another bunch of lies like the moon landing, or the holocaust, or jesus... Its real my friend, dont believe me? Look at the plaques next time you get into an elevator...

[Spider Monkey]

Oh brail exists... Its not another bunch of lies like the moon landing, or the holocaust, or jesus... Its real my friend, dont believe me? Look at the plaques next time you get into an elevator...

That wasn't very nice to suggest. i'm blind you asshole.

[hoss]

You said you didnt believe in brail!! And I half way believe you are lying... How many fingers am I holding up?

[Spider Monkey]

Zero? They are all ont eh keyboard?

[hoss]

Alright, you win this round... Sorry for not believing your handicap...

[hoss]

But one day when you least expect it, I will suckerpunch your blind ass. Mostly because I think it would be funny, you wouldnt see it coming!

[Spider Monkey]

But one day when you least expect it, I will suckerpunch your blind ass. Mostly because I think it would be funny, you wouldnt see it coming!

That would be unwise. They call me Dare Devil. And besides, I'll probably be with Elektra, and she'll see you coming.

[hoss]

Is she hot?

[hoss]

Can she see me coming? If you know what I mean... Wink wink.

[hoss]

Oh wait, you already said she could see me coming, :crap:

[Spider Monkey]

Fuck yea she is.

[hoss]

Can I read her in braile?

[Spider Monkey]

Maybe you fyou weren't coming, you would be harder to spot?

[Spider Monkey]

Can I read her in braile?

There is no such thing, as far as I'm aware

[hoss]

There is no such thing, as far as I'm aware

There is!! You just cant see it!

[Porch Monkey]

Wait a minute. That fucking thing keeps the pool balanced? As in it could replace my pool guy?It can help as it will lower the pH as salt pools tend to have a high pH do to arriation of outgassing CO2 bubbles, and caustic soda.

If you're up to the initial exspense then by all means go for it.

[hoss]

STAY THE FUCK ON TOPIC!!

[Spider Monkey]

It can help as it will lower the pH as salt pools tend to have a high pH do to arriation of outgassing CO2 bubbles, and caustic soda.

If you're up to the initial exspense then by all means go for it.
I want to replace my pool guy entirely. How do I do that?
STAY THE FUCK ON TOPIC!!
What was teh topic? I didn't see it.

[hoss]

I want to replace my pool guy entirely. How do I do that?

What was teh topic? I didn't see it.

Part one) Fire him, hire messican for half price.

Part two) Blind people and juggling fire. You dont see it because you are blind. Now why arent you busy juggling fire like the rest of the blind people? Yous fired from being blind.

[Porch Monkey]

lol do the Donald Trump thing and fire him.

[Spider Monkey]

Part one) Fire him, hire messican for half price.

Part two) Blind people and juggling fire. You dont see it because you are blind. Now why arent you busy juggling fire like the rest of the blind people? Yous fired from being blind.

welp, that was fun while it lasted.

Now that I can see again, How do I replace this fuck?