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Roadtrippin'
09-12-2009, 11:08 AM
I don't know how many of you know it, but Porchie has spent most of his life on a military base.

Thanks PM!
Hairyballzonya
09-12-2009, 11:28 AM
I don't know how many of you know it, but Porchie has spent most of his life on a military base.

Thanks PM!

I was not aware of that, I thought bitransexualhermaphroditehookers werent allowed in the military. Huh, learn something new everyday.
MR.Crunk
09-12-2009, 11:29 AM
porch monkey = George bush:uhoh:
Porch Monkey
09-12-2009, 11:32 AM
lol

:facepalm:
tapout
09-12-2009, 11:36 AM
thatnk You good sir
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Porch Monkey
09-12-2009, 11:37 AM
Hanger 18
Glock17
09-12-2009, 11:40 AM
Hanger 18

Your in the AF?
97gp
09-12-2009, 11:40 AM
Your in the AF?

In a way
Porch Monkey
09-12-2009, 11:42 AM
Your in the AF?
No.

I'm in retail.
Glock17
09-12-2009, 11:45 AM
No.

I'm in retail.

Well lets all raise money to buy a F/A 18.
Captain Ahab
09-12-2009, 11:47 AM
thank you watermelon lover
Porch Monkey
09-12-2009, 12:25 PM
Obama can't come to the phone right now, he's too busy lying his ass off!
Spider Monkey
09-12-2009, 03:50 PM
And on this day 9.12, we will never forget.
fbi90909
09-12-2009, 05:49 PM
wat?
Roadtrippin'
09-12-2009, 06:10 PM
And on this day 9.12, we will never forget.

wat?

Exactly. No one remembers 9/12 because Porch Monkey stopped anything bad from happening that day. Just shows how America is fixated with all things negative when we should be celebrating the days of peace secured by Porchie.
bluecar
09-12-2009, 06:11 PM
lmao
Porch Monkey
09-12-2009, 06:38 PM
I will save you all.
Porch Monkey
09-12-2009, 06:40 PM
Get one of my tribute statues to protect your home.

http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/104910/359743/t/3291850-monkey-statue-0.jpg

All you have to do is set it on your front porch.
Glock17
09-12-2009, 07:13 PM
Get one of my tribute statues to protect your home.

http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/104910/359743/t/3291850-monkey-statue-0.jpg

All you have to do is set it on your front porch.

kool, I should buy one for my Grandma she loves statues in her garden.:loco:
Porch Monkey
09-12-2009, 07:14 PM
look at me stroke that stone shaft, she'd probably have a heart attack from the sight of that thing!
crownvic21
09-12-2009, 07:15 PM
you can haz seen inside hangar 18
Porch Monkey
09-12-2009, 07:16 PM
ET's in there, all he wants is a damn phone to call home for a ride
crownvic21
09-12-2009, 07:17 PM
ET's in there, all he wants is a damn phone to call home for a ride

fuck well since i was there yesterday i shoulda let dat nigga come back with me
Glock17
09-12-2009, 07:18 PM
ET's in there, all he wants is a damn phone to call home for a ride

Ok, I'll come down to Lowndes, If you can find a someone who does tour flights.
Porch Monkey
09-12-2009, 07:19 PM
no aviation here dude, all flights go straight to ATL
crownvic21
09-12-2009, 07:21 PM
no aviation here dude, all flights go straight to ATL


so all flights are 98% NGA, is there even room in the seats with all the RND?
Porch Monkey
09-12-2009, 07:24 PM
they ride greyhound, poverty can't afford the jet fuel
Glock17
09-12-2009, 07:40 PM
I have yet to find one around Ga ,Last one i went to we flew around Miami Beach.
Glock17
09-12-2009, 07:43 PM
Next i wanna do a fly over of Stone Mountain and downtown ATL.