ITT we brag about super cool things we have done like have sex with Spider Monkey.

[tappin_azz]

1. back in HS before i decided to drop out, i was the 3rd fastest guy in florida. fastest white guy though.

2. broke into a nearby colleges cafeteria cause i had the munchies.

3. shot tom cruise in the face with a watergun when he tried to shake my hand.

4. once shot a man for snoring too loud.

now your turn.

go, go, go!!!

[sks_lex]

Got a gun pulled on me for stealing beer

[sks_lex]

Not sure if this fits, but I killed a cow with a hay fork.

[Spider Monkey]

I bought a Jeep once.

[tappin_azz]

i bought a jeep 3 times.

[Spider Monkey]

Not sure if this fits, but I killed a cow with a hay fork.

Yea that is pretty fucking cool.

[icpurplepplalot]

I shot a load in your mother's vage, and out popped you.

[sks_lex]

Cost me quite a bit too

[Spider Monkey]

I had sex in a lake once.

[tappin_azz]

I shot a load in your mother's vage, and out popped you.

my mom's vag is nothing to brag about. having me as a son isnt either.

[Spider Monkey]

I shot a load in your mother's vage, and out popped you.

Liar. You're not black. His dad was black.

[icpurplepplalot]

my mom's vag is nothing to brag about. having me as a son isnt either.

True :(

[slim8605]

I poasted in this thread

[sks_lex]

I had 2 Xplode 10's is my old car...a Kia

[icpurplepplalot]

Liar. You're not black. His dad was black.

I'm an albino black :fyi:

[icpurplepplalot]

I haz teh good hair

[slim8605]

I can't think of anything good :(

Either I have really bad memory or I fail at life

[Spider Monkey]

I spent X-mas in the bahamas on a yacht.

[tappin_azz]

have heard the words...."God youre big", on several occasions.

no homo.

[sks_lex]

Shotgunned a beer in 1.4 seconds

[Spider Monkey]

have heard the words...."God youre big", on several occasions.

no homo.

Ditto. Usually right after wait, hold on, and that hurts.

[Spider Monkey]

I killed a peacock with my shotgun because it was shitting all over my vehicles.

Those fucking this shit something fierce.

[Spider Monkey]

I got head in a van in the high school parking lot during a lunch break.

I thought that was pretty cool at the time.

[Spider Monkey]

I've smacked the shit out of my mom.

[Spider Monkey]

Man, I've jsut done too much cool shit.

[Spider Monkey]

I had unprotected sex with a recovering crack head bitch while she lived in a halfway house.

[tappin_azz]

i cause a mass evacuation of my high school with a bottle of fox urine secretely poured into an AC intake.

[sks_lex]

I killed a peacock with my shotgun because it was shitting all over my vehicles.

Those fucking this shit something fierce.

Shot a rabbit and made my sister cry.

[Spider Monkey]

I played soccer in high school.

[Spider Monkey]

Shot a rabbit and made my sister cry.

I spit on my sister and made her cry.

[tappin_azz]

I played soccer in high school.

wrong thread.

[sks_lex]

I ran track in hs.

[Spider Monkey]

wrong thread.

Wrong. Scopin bitches was how we rolled.

[Spider Monkey]

I ran track in hs.

Me too.

[Spider Monkey]

I through a house party on 5 acres of land.


But the uncool part was that I had to clean up afterwards before my parents came home. :crap:

[tappin_azz]

I ran track in hs.

Me too.

see #1 in OP.

[sks_lex]

see #1 in OP.

Saw it.

[Spider Monkey]

I was a jumper, not a runner.

[sks_lex]

Me too, 300 hurdles, triple and long jump. Did mile relay though

[tappin_azz]

had sex in the bathroom of a bar on bourbon street.

got caught having sex in the bathroom of a hotel on bourbon street. was kicked out. never got to finish. not a brag IMO.

[Spider Monkey]

Me too, 300 hurdles, triple and long jump. Did mile relay though
I did hihg, long and triple. I sucked. Soccer was where it was at.
had sex in the bathroom of a bar on bourbon street.

got caught having sex in the bathroom of a hotel on bourbon street. was kicked out. never got to finish. not a brag IMO.
You can have another shot at that soon enough.

[IDSkot]

my mom's vag is nothing to brag about. having me as a son isnt either.

I'd be proud of you, Tappin.

[Spider Monkey]

I've seen everyone in my immedaite family naked.

[tappin_azz]

after owning my speech class with topics such as "elvis is still alive", and "the problem with people in this class", the teacher/drama sponser asked me if i woudl be interested in joining the drama club. i told him i wasnt gay, and walked away.

[Spider Monkey]

I lived in a tent when I was 5.

[Spider Monkey]

I kicked a kids ass in highscool for picking on a smaller classmate. Teacher gave me a high five.

[tappin_azz]

I kicked a kids ass in highscool for picking on a smaller classmate. Teacher gave me a high five.

excellent. i wanna be a teacher one day.

[Spider Monkey]

excellent. i wanna be a teacher one day.

If a student of yours is a black belt and beats the crap out of someone, give him a high five. Some day he'll post about it.

[Spider Monkey]

Oh, and I'm a SKA Black Belt. I'm that hard.

[tappin_azz]

im just a guerilla sytle street fighter. i got my training from tha school of hard knocks.

[Spider Monkey]

I have no idea how many women I've slept with.

[Roadtrippin']

I had sex with a lake once.

[Spider Monkey]

I let a huge fat chick blow me once.

And I mean HUGE.

[sks_lex]

I have drove a 800+ HP Cummins.

[Spider Monkey]

I've fallen out of a second story window before.

[Pop Da Hatch]

I left a top shelf dump in this bitches place once then turned off their water and heat.

[Pop Da Hatch]

FTW.

[sks_lex]

I ran out on a stripper that I owed $120.

[Spider Monkey]

I've been banned from ca.com for scamming, abusing my avatar privvys, spamming, and providing my feedback on the VA shootings in 2007.

[Spider Monkey]

I ran out on a stripper that I owed $120.

I'm seeing a trend here. You have an addiction yo.

[sks_lex]

I'm seeing a trend here. You have an addiction yo.

No no no. I rarely go, just always turns out bad. Austin strip clubs are shitty anyway.

[Spider Monkey]

You should probably stop going them. :laugh:

[Spider Monkey]

I fired someone once for telling two black coworkers that affirmative action was giving all of the white jobs to black men.

[sks_lex]

Im about to, I ship off to basic training next week.

[Spider Monkey]

Well that's fucked. I'll have no one left to talk to from 3-5. lol

[sks_lex]

Haha sorry partner

[wasted ink]

I had sex in a lake once.

I had sex in the water off of the coast of Belize. Bannister Island to be exact. I PIIHB. That's a god honest true story.

I've been banned from ca.com for scamming, abusing my avatar privvys, spamming, and providing my feedback on the VA shootings in 2007.

We have a winnar!

[Spider Monkey]

I had sex in the water off of the coast of Belize. Bannister Island to be exact. I PIIHB. That's a god honest true story.



I sure hope you piihb. Having sex with a vag in the ocean can ruin a bitch. Salt = ouch.

[sks_lex]

I sure hope you piihb. Having sex with a vag in the ocean can ruin a bitch. Salt = ouch.

Ruin, un-fixable? Say it aint so

[Spider Monkey]

No it is fixable. Time fixes all. She'll probably walk around in pain for a while though.

[sks_lex]

I'll be sure to remember that for future punishment

[Rashaddd]

Does being associated with the crashing of two planes into two massive towers that consequently fell killing about 2000 people count?

[wasted ink]

Does being associated with the crashing of two planes into two massive towers that consequently fell killing about 2000 people count?

Not if you're still alive :fyi:

[Rashaddd]

but if I wasn't how could I brag about it here? Just wouldn't seem worth it

[wasted ink]

but if I wasn't how could I brag about it here? Just wouldn't seem worth it

Yea, but if you're alive, Allah won't be happy about you not completely your mission. I heard so in the movie Traitor :fyi:

[Rashaddd]

Good movie :fyi:

[wasted ink]

Good movie :fyi:

Indeed. Was that your brother that broke you guys out of prison in the beginning?

[Roadtrippin']

Good movie :fyi:

I didn't like the way it depicted some Muslims as decent.

[Rashaddd]

I didn't like the way it depicted some Muslims as decent.

word, that annoyed me as well...damn terrorist propaganda trying to get Americans to let their guard down

[Roadtrippin']

Hey, did you see that there is another Muslim up in here? You need to tell that fucker to find his own gig, you're working this side if the street.

[tapout]

wha? where?

[Rashaddd]

we have spoken, he's cool with me,


I agreed to let him stay if he let me fvck his goat at least once a week

[Roadtrippin']

I just bumped the thread -- Why do you not do bad things?

[Roadtrippin']

we have spoken, he's cool with me,


I agreed to let him stay if he let me fvck his goat at least once a week

It's probably best if one of you keeps the expolsives and the other has the detenators.

spelling sucks

[Rashaddd]

If by that you mean we must decide who will pitch and who will catch, we're way ahead of you

[Sex Cells]

i cant stand to read anymore from this islam loving fagit

[Rashaddd]

Don't act like you didn't thoroughly enjoy that one time we had, despite how quickly it was over

[Sex Cells]

FAGIT

[Rashaddd]

Ehh...You'll come around

[Glock17]

The brakes failed in an old '85 dodge ram that my grandpa let me fly up and down the country road with by myself .........so i just let it roll..... good no one was on that road.

[_AnGeL_]

:facepalm:

[hoss]

The brakes failed in an old '85 dodge ram that my grandpa let me fly up and down the country road with by myself .........so i just let it roll..... good no one was on that road.

Why? Did you not know how to stop a car without using the brakes?

[Glock17]

Why? Did you not know how to stop a car without using the brakes?

Yeah, The emergency brakes or switch the ignition off.I think the lines were bad idk, and i wore the brakes out...

It was a truck he gave me to learn to drive in........It was scrap after 4 months of Glock in its ass.......took it to hell and back.:keke:

[fbi90909]

This threads 6mo old :fyi:

[Glock17]

This threads 6mo old :fyi:

Anything goes......:boo:

[hoss]

Yeah, The emergency brakes or switch the ignition off.I think the lines were bad idk, and i wore the brakes out...
Both of those are horrible ideas...
This threads 6mo old :fyi:

You like things younger than 6 months?

[slim8605]

Both of those are horrible ideas...



I usually just go the flintstones route and slam me feet through the floor of the car.

[fbi90909]

Both of those are horrible ideas...


You like things younger than 6 months?

Course. Get it while it's fresh.

[hoss]

I usually just go the flintstones route and slam me feet through the floor of the car.

Why wouldnt you just do the easy/smart thing and downshift.

[Glock17]

I usually just go the flintstones route and slam me feet through the floor of the car.

Lol, get your foot severed that way.

[Glock17]

Why wouldnt you just do the easy/smart thing and downshift.

Or yank that bitch up in park...in an auto, Might fuck the tranny up but it will damn sure slow it down some.

[hoss]

Or yank that bitch up in park...

Why would you want to do that? A moving car would easily rip the parking "gear" off, if you could force it in... Use the motor to slow the car down.

You can still downshift an auto...

[hoss]

Or yank that bitch up in park...in an auto,Might fuck the tranny up but it will damn sure slow it down some.

Quoted again since you keep editing...

No, that will NOT slow it down... See other poast.

[Glock17]

Quoted again since you keep editing...

No, that will NOT slow it down... See other poast.

How would you use the motor to slow it down.....putting it in low?

[hoss]

By downshifting...

Drop it to a lower gear and dont use the gas. The engine will slow down and force the car to slow down.

[_AnGeL_]

werd.

[Glock17]

By downshifting...

Drop it to a lower gear and dont use the gas. The engine will slow down and force the car to slow down.

Kool info.....I never thought of that lol.

[ramos]

Glad I don't live in GA then :)

[Glock17]

Glad I don't live in GA then :)

You'd like it here, the weathers almost nice year round....and nice people.And come down i'll take you to Savannah on a 28ft Bayliner and we'll fish.

[Glock17]

@ Ramos, Offshore fishing is the shiznit, never know what you're gonna get.

[slim8605]

Why wouldnt you just do the easy/smart thing and downshift.

I know that but that isn't as fun as breaking through the floorboard and yelling "Wilma!" at cars passing you by.

[Hairyballzonya]

I broke into my friends dads ice cream truck one night and got caught, he called the police and pressed charges FML.

[Porch Monkey]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3562/4chan.jpg

[Hairyballzonya]

I did manage to gank a full box of fudgesicles though.

[slim8605]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3562/4chan.jpg

lol'd

[fbi90909]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3562/4chan.jpg

i wish i could rep ya lol

[bigtoyota479]

I raped him for you!

[fbi90909]

I raped him for you!

gotcha for that.

[bigtoyota479]

It's a rape orgy ITT. :fyi:

[_AnGeL_]

i feel left out :crap:

[hoss]

As you should :p

[bigtoyota479]

Do something worthy of rapage, and joo shall have it. :fyi:

[_AnGeL_]

As you should :p
:thatsracist:
Do something worthy of rapage, and joo shall have it. :fyi:
i am too lazy :crap: lol

[bigtoyota479]

Then quit being a lazy PR motherfucker and get to it, or stop bitching about not getting rape, lol. Fucking kids these days. Always wanting something for nothing.

[_AnGeL_]

:fufu:

[bigtoyota479]

No, fuck you. In the ass, for being lazy.

[_AnGeL_]

hmmmmm......

[hoss]

:fufu:

Trying to earn some neg rape?

[_AnGeL_]

lol

[Porch Monkey]

Then quit being a lazy PR motherfucker and get to it, or stop bitching about not getting rape, lol. Fucking kids these days. Always wanting something for nothing.
Don't talk to Ricky Martin that way. He could get Livin la Vida Loco on your bitch ass!

[hoss]

I just went to the store, and when I went past the lowes near me there was a blue 4 door cavalier with flame vinyl graphics ALL over it and "PUERTO RICO" across the doors, and a giant wing. They were your people Angel, I asked if they knew you, they said you were there essay, whatever that means.

[bigtoyota479]

Don't talk to Ricky Martin that way. He could get Livin la Vida Loco on your bitch ass!

:hahaha:

Joo funnay.

[Captain Ahab]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3562/4chan.jpg

lol'd IRL

[Glock17]

I just went to the store, and when I went past the lowes near me there was a blue 4 door cavalier with flame vinyl graphics ALL over it and "PUERTO RICO" across the doors, and a giant wing. They were your people Angel, I asked if they knew you, they said you were there essay, whatever that means.

Lol'd

[ramos]

You'd like it here, the weathers almost nice year round....and nice people.And come down i'll take you to Savannah on a 28ft Bayliner and we'll fish.

I prefer my triton thank you very much :)


@ Ramos, Offshore fishing is the shiznit, never know what you're gonna get.


I grew up in Dade county Florida, graduated from THE U, and had a father that was a Master Chief in the navy. I might have been offshore fishing once or twice

:)

[Glock17]

I prefer my triton thank you very much :)





I grew up in Dade county Florida, graduated from THE U, and had a father that was a Master Chief in the navy. I might have been offshore fishing once or twice

:)
Kool, Why did you give up FL for up North?....lol

[ramos]

I got drafted and had to move to Calfornia for two years, and I wanted to exp more seasons than Hot and Damn hot. :)

[Glock17]

I got drafted and had to move to Calfornia for two years, and I wanted to exp more seasons than Hot and Damn hot. :)

Yeah, It does get Hot....lol

[Spider Monkey]

I got drafted and had to move to Calfornia for two years, and I wanted to exp more seasons than Hot and Damn hot. :)

HA! You must have moved to SoCal.

[pl8er]

I once posted in a really old thread, that was pretty cool

[pl8er]

annnnnnd! I once farted on the set of blue lagoon.

[Spider Monkey]

Pl8er is drunk. lel

[hoss]

Go plate!!

[_AnGeL_]

:woot:

[ramos]

HA! You must have moved to SoCal.

San Bernandino, but CA wasn't near as bad as Florida. Freaking humidity sucks :(

[Spider Monkey]

nDeed. Down there it is serious business.