I'm going to get a wet dog.

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I think it's going to be a Bull Terrier. Yes, this is that ugly football head dog. Yes, this is Chico from Next Friday. Yes, this is the Target mascot.

Just about everyone i've talked to, except maybe two others, say they're the ugliest breed they've ever seen.

The good: They look scary and intimidating, but they're actually a really friendly breed. They love kids, and people in general, instead of eating them.

The bad: They're terriers. If they don't get enough attention, they'll ruin the house, furniture, and turn into complete cunts as they grow older (similar to women, yes.)

What do you think?

http://www.dogsindepth.com/terrier_dog_breeds/images/bull_terrier_h03.jpg
http://www.downtownpet.com/blog/uploaded_images/bull-terrier-713016.jpg


Miniature

http://www.i-love-dogs.com/dog-breeds/images/Miniature-Bull-Terrier.jpg
http://web.breedersclub.net/brad/BullTerrierSnoopy_spuppies003fs.jpg

[Pop Da Hatch]

http://www.dinosoria.com/mammifere/jack_russel_terrier.jpg

The dog I like. If you are set you are set I can see that being a cool dog as long as you love and care for it.

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Cool. Thanks for the input. And nice bitch :fyi:

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Im not sure I even think those dogs are ugly, I loved that one in the Next Friday movie.

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Im not sure I even think those dogs are ugly, I loved that one in the Next Friday movie.

Everyone loves Chico. How could you not. I don't think i'll be feeding mine chronic brownies, though.

And thanks for the title edit :D
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[Rashaddd]

The bad: They're terriers. If they don't get enough attention, they'll ruin the house, furniture, and turn into complete cunts as they grow older, and they are uglier than an overweight crack whore with an advanced form of AIDS and a penis (similar to women, yes.)


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Thanks for that, I knew I missed something.

[Rashaddd]

Just making sure you have all the information before making a decision ;)

[joetama]

I wish I had a dog.

[Sex Cells]

IMO,not a good fighting dog.

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IMO,not a good fighting dog.

I do not plan on Michael Vic'ing my dog, so that's not a problem.

[IDSkot]

I hate terriers. Golden Retrievers and German Shepards are really good dogs. I also love English Bull dogs. My Great Dane is a sweetheart. She probably wouldn't be good around kids. She's too hyper.

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I hate terriers. Golden Retrievers and German Shepards are really good dogs. I also love English Bull dogs. My Great Dane is a sweetheart. She probably wouldn't be good around kids. She's too hyper.

Terriers hate you :fyi:

[IDSkot]

Terriers hate you :fyi:

I had a Jack Russel... and one day, he snapped. We used to pet him, love him, give him mad attention. But he was just an asshole. One day, I was petting him, and I went to bend over to kiss him on the side of his head, and he bit me. I still have a scar. His tooth went through my top lip. Then, he started running up on walls. He'd just jump and try to run up walls. It was bizarre. We could never figure out why he'd do it. He was just an asshole, man. It was a bad experience.

[Pop Da Hatch]

You must have beat the dog, cmon.

[IDSkot]

You must have beat the dog, cmon.

I didn't. My Dad used to kick him... and I'm sure that fucked him up. But I was always nice to him.

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I had a Jack Russel... and one day, he snapped. We used to pet him, love him, give him mad attention. But he was just an asshole. One day, I was petting him, and I went to bend over to kiss him on the side of his head, and he bit me. I still have a scar. His tooth went through my top lip. Then, he started running up on walls. He'd just jump and try to run up walls. It was bizarre. We could never figure out why he'd do it. He was just an asshole, man. It was a bad experience.

Man, i'm sorry about your lip, that definitely sucks. And i'm sure it sucked having him just flip out like that, after he was a good dog. But legit, that sounds like the coolest fucking dog ever.

[Toasted1]

Very cool looking dog, I would probably go for a mini-myself though it will probably take away some of the intimidation factor.

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Very cool looking dog, I would probably go for a mini-myself though it will probably take away some of the intimidation factor.

A mini would be cool, but I grew up with a couple of small dogs around (good dogs, also terriers) and it just made me realize how much I want an adult size dog.

I think between the mini and adult, the AWWWW Factor would be about the same. Girls love bigger, tougher looking dogs if they are actually nice. But, they also love mini breeds. Therefore, I believe either choice would get me an equal amount of box :fyi:

[Tiger Bass]

Chihuahuas are much uglier imo.

Don't forget the most famous Bull Terrier EVAR!!! Spuds MacKenzie!!!

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[IDSkot]

Man, i'm sorry about your lip, that definitely sucks. And i'm sure it sucked having him just flip out like that, after he was a good dog. But legit, that sounds like the coolest fucking dog ever.

Eh, it's not that bad. You can hardly see it. At this point it's a small area where hair doesn't grow. Toward the end of his life, he was RIPPED from running up on the walls all the time. But he was a straight asshole. If you sat on the same couch as he was laying on, he'd snarl and growl at you and shit, like he owned it.

[Tiger Bass]

I actually kinda like Bull Terriers myself...

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Eh, it's not that bad. You can hardly see it. At this point it's a small area where hair doesn't grow. Toward the end of his life, he was RIPPED from running up on the walls all the time. But he was a straight asshole. If you sat on the same couch as he was laying on, he'd snarl and growl at you and shit, like he owned it.

:laugh: Man i'm sorry, but I literally laughed reading that. I can just picture this demon seed of a dog, trying to run up walls, and being vicious to everyone. And you calling it an asshole just makes it hilarious hahaha.

[Pop Da Hatch]

shoulda put that bitch down, nothing you could do.

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I actually kinda like Bull Terriers myself...

Me too. You don't see them too often. Probably because noone likes them. Fine with me.

[IDSkot]

:laugh: Man i'm sorry, but I literally laughed reading that. I can just picture this demon seed of a dog, trying to run up walls, and being vicious to everyone. And you calling it an asshole just makes it hilarious hahaha.

He was an asshole. He was fucking RIPPED. Like, I'm talking 'Jean Claude Van Dam in Kickboxer' ripped. I'll look for some pictures of him before he died.

shoulda put that bitch down, nothing you could do.

We did. We had an English Bulldog that was nice as fuck, one day she just walked to our house and wouldn't leave, so we kinda took her in. She was nice as fuck... but the Jack Russel kept snapping at her. The Bulldog was an old dog, too, so she couldn't really do anything. She was fat and old. Then, we got a Great Dane (after the Bulldog died), and the Jack Russel would try to bite the puppy... so, we put him down.

Oh, another thing he'd do... this is after he snapped... he used to bite your feet as you left the house. I used to have a shit load of scars from him... and you couldn't wear pants 'cause he'd tear through them. It was ridiculous. You had to try to outsmart him and try to leave him in another room as you left.

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He was an asshole. He was fucking RIPPED. Like, I'm talking 'Jean Claude Van Dam in Kickboxer' ripped. I'll look for some pictures of him before he died.



We did. We had an English Bulldog that was nice as fuck, one day she just walked to our house and wouldn't leave, so we kinda took her in. She was nice as fuck... but the Jack Russel kept snapping at her. The Bulldog was an old dog, too, so she couldn't really do anything. She was fat and old. Then, we got a Great Dane (after the Bulldog died), and the Jack Russel would try to bite the puppy... so, we put him down.

Oh, another thing he'd do... this is after he snapped... he used to bite your feet as you left the house. I used to have a shit load of scars from him... and you couldn't wear pants 'cause he'd tear through them. It was ridiculous. You had to try to outsmart him and try to leave him in another room as you left.

When you said ripped, I just thought you meant fucked up. Now I need to see Hercules dog.

[IDSkot]

Here's the only one I found. The rest are on my other PC that my cousins are using...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/IMG_3158.jpg
You can see him in the corner. But, he doesn't look as big as he did when we put him down. This was a year or two before we did.

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Damn. That must have been some shit to see.

[Jamesypoo]

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[Jamesypoo]

Lol. Sorry, had to test them out.

[IDSkot]

Damn. That must have been some shit to see.

It was impressive, man. I'm not gunna lie. Sometimes, when he was really fucking tired, he'd let you pet him... and it was like just so fucking sinewy... like, I know some people who wish they were like that. He started jumping on walls in '99... and we put him down in late '07. So, 8 years of constant jumping and running, every day, and sometimes even at night.

[IDSkot]

Lol. Sorry, had to test them out.

It's fair game.

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Lol. Sorry, had to test them out.

I'm glad it was my thread you picked. I wouldn't have picked up on the I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE anywhere else.

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It was impressive, man. I'm not gunna lie. Sometimes, when he was really fucking tired, he'd let you pet him... and it was like just so fucking sinewy... like, I know some people who wish they were like that. He started jumping on walls in '99... and we put him down in late '07. So, 8 years of constant jumping and running, every day, and sometimes even at night.

8 years of that?! Hot damn.

[IDSkot]

8 years of that?! Hot damn.

Yeah. That should be a workout for humans. lmao.

[joetama]

I had a Jack Russel... and one day, he snapped. We used to pet him, love him, give him mad attention. But he was just an asshole. One day, I was petting him, and I went to bend over to kiss him on the side of his head, and he bit me. I still have a scar. His tooth went through my top lip. Then, he started running up on walls. He'd just jump and try to run up walls. It was bizarre. We could never figure out why he'd do it. He was just an asshole, man. It was a bad experience.

We've got a Rat Tarrier and he can be a prick. You just have to let him know who the big dog in the pack is and he behaves himself. Typically.

But, some Jack Russels can just snap like that. There is no on/off switch with them either. Full bore all the time.