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hoss
09-22-2009, 06:28 PM
I am about to get in my car, to go walk into the store, so I can get some dog food. I will be sitting ON my seat IN my car. Just wanted to keep you up to speed.

crownvic21
09-22-2009, 06:28 PM
I'm sitting on a chair, in my house, on the earths surface, in the world. :fyi:

_AnGeL_
09-22-2009, 06:29 PM
werd. i will be sitting on my seat in my car im about 1/2 an hour.

Spider Monkey
09-22-2009, 06:29 PM
I am about to get in my car, to go walk into the store, so I can get some dog food. I will be sitting ON my seat IN my car. Just wanted to keep you up to speed.

Sounds like a solid plan. Feel free to get in this forum on your phone when you cruise the isles.

Glock17
09-22-2009, 06:44 PM
hot ass in my lap......:laugh:

hoss
09-22-2009, 06:46 PM
hot ass in my lap......:laugh:

Either post your tits or urdoinitwrong.

hoss
09-22-2009, 06:47 PM
Sounds like a solid plan. Feel free to get in this forum on your phone when you cruise the isles.

I tried, but my phone is only good for getting ON the internet, and I was only going to the grocery store so I would be cruising the aisles

_AnGeL_
09-22-2009, 06:50 PM
fuck im ready to leave work already... ive work almost 10.5 hours already :crap:

Porch Monkey
09-22-2009, 10:01 PM
get in your car to walk? who the fuck are you Fred Flintstone?

crownvic21
09-22-2009, 10:02 PM
get in your car to walk? who the fuck are you Fred Flintstone?

:bowrofl:

IamDeMan
09-23-2009, 05:51 AM
get in your car to walk? who the fuck are you Fred Flintstone?

nDeed and he is trying to correct us? If he didn't live in the stone age he would notice things have changed.

hoss
09-23-2009, 08:15 AM
get in your car to walk? who the fuck are you Fred Flintstone?

nDeed and he is trying to correct us? If he didn't live in the stone age he would notice things have changed.

You both fail miserably at reading comprehension...

I cannot drive my car into the store, therefore I will walk into the store. I did not say I was getting into my car to walk to the store, I said I was getting in the car and walking into the store. No wonder you guis cant find your own grammatical errors...

bigtoyota479
09-23-2009, 09:33 AM
I do not have grammatical errors. :fyi:

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 09:38 AM
I do not have grammatical errors. :fyi:

:fyi:

IamDeMan
09-23-2009, 04:03 PM
You both fail miserably at reading comprehension...

I cannot drive my car into the store, therefore I will walk into the store. I did not say I was getting into my car to walk to the store, I said I was getting in the car and walking into the store. No wonder you guis cant find your own grammatical errors...

You sure you're not going to walk ON the store?

Our comprehension is fine, your writing just sucks.

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 04:06 PM
You sure you're not going to walk ON the store?

Our comprehension is fine, your writing just sucks.

can i walk NO store?

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:08 PM
You sure you're not going to walk ON the store?

Our comprehension is fine, your writing just sucks.

Lol, silly troll. I will walk ON the floor INside the store. I am more than positive that I will be IN the store as opposed to being ON it.

For someone that claims to be a grammar nazi you sure are confused as to what is correct.

IamDeMan
09-23-2009, 04:13 PM
Lol, silly troll. I will walk ON the floor INside the store. I am more than positive that I will be IN the store as opposed to being ON it.

For someone that claims to be a grammar nazi you sure are confused as to what is correct.

No, you are just stuck in an archaic form that you cannot allow adaptation to. The internet has changed a lot and the terminology can change with it. It is more virtual, so it is OK to used more expressive terms on how you engage it. I am certainly IN this forum currently. I don't go ON a physical forum to communicate IRL so I don't go ON a virtual forum either. You are like the old coot in his chair yelling at whippersnappers and complaining about the price of pop.

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:16 PM
You are like the old coot in his chair yelling at whippersnappers and complaining about the price of pop.

Ironing ITP

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:16 PM
Oh, and :tldr:

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 04:17 PM
Oh, and :tldr:

what is this tldr

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 04:17 PM
Oh, and :tldr:

he just said he was on this forum in this thread.

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 04:17 PM
what is this tldr

:tldr:

Glock17
09-23-2009, 04:18 PM
what is this tldr

Too Long, Didn't read......

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:19 PM
he just said he was on this forum in this thread.

Isnt that what I have been arguing? I dont even remember my original argument, but that sounds right.

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 04:20 PM
Isnt that what I have been arguing? I dont even remember my original argument, but that sounds right.

that's how you say it. it's the only correct way to say it.

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:20 PM
That is what I thought.

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:20 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Kxjb_tv_mast_pano.jpg

IamDeMan
09-23-2009, 04:20 PM
Ironing ITP

Which goes to show how meaningful it was. If I say you're acting old, then GOD DAMN ARE YOU ACTING OLD!

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:21 PM
Read that. Bitches.

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 04:21 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Kxjb_tv_mast_pano.jpg

where did u find this?

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 04:22 PM
my cat picture was longer :fyi:

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:22 PM
ACTING OLD WITH WISDOM!!!!!

IamDeMan
09-23-2009, 04:23 PM
he just said he was on this forum in this thread.

No I did not.

IamDeMan
09-23-2009, 04:23 PM
ACTING OLD WITH WISDOM!!!!!

NO, ACTING OLD WITH AIDS!

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:24 PM
THE WISDOM OF AIDS!

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:24 PM
that's a big fucking tower!

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:24 PM
wait...

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:24 PM
where did u find this?

In one of my other playgrounds.

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:24 PM
that's a big fucking tower!

The fuck on!

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 04:25 PM
In one of my other playgrounds.

i was surprised u werent in the pic..... photoshop is needed with a monkey battle form king kong to finger monkee

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:26 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Kxjb_tv_mast_pano.jpg

Bringin it to page 2

IamDeMan
09-23-2009, 04:26 PM
THE WISDOM OF AIDS!

I am currently ON aids.

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 04:27 PM
Bringin it to page 2

i think u shouldnt try that anymore with us people who have 100 pages per post.




i mean spam it if u willl but u are wrong about it being page 2 :)

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:28 PM
page 1 here

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:28 PM
LOL

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:28 PM
pic

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:28 PM
doesn't

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:28 PM
en

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:28 PM
inish

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 04:28 PM
inish

f

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:28 PM
Bringin it to page 2
lulz
i think u shouldnt try that anymore with us people who have 100 pages per post.




i mean spam it if u willl but u are wrong about it being page 2 :)

100 page people fail.

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:29 PM
i think u shouldnt try that anymore with us people who have 100 pages per post.




i mean spam it if u willl but u are wrong about it being page 2 :)

page 1 here

WTF makes you think I care about you people that have your settings wrong?

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:29 PM
hey fuck you bubby!

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:29 PM
If you dumbasses could get your shit configured right, you might have more fun IN this forum...

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 04:30 PM
If you dumbasses could get your shit configured right, you might have more fun IN this forum...

ON this forum :fyi:

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:30 PM
FOR this forum!

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:31 PM
FIVE the forum!

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 04:31 PM
FUCK this forum









































































































































































































J/K Bishes i luv it here :) lol

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 04:32 PM
form

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:32 PM
Function

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:33 PM
Infraction for Ricky Martin

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 04:34 PM
:fu:

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:34 PM
LAEIOUL.

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 04:34 PM
DIVIDE BY ZERO

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 04:34 PM
aloha.

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 04:34 PM
divide by zero

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:37 PM
gotta be careful about those infraction my little Peurto Rican pride, too many and you get banned!

Glock17
09-23-2009, 04:38 PM
divide by zero

"Joo callin me a liar frank,You made a deal for a phucking 18 million dollars are you crazy Montana are you crazy!"

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 04:47 PM
gotta be careful about those infraction my little Peurto Rican pride, too many and you get banned!

joo want me gone :crap:

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:48 PM
joo want me gone :crap:

You are doing it to yourself...

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 04:48 PM
he gave me an infraction for talking spanish, i havent said anything in spanish :laugh:

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:50 PM
You probably thought about it.

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:50 PM
he gave me an infraction for talking spanish, i havent said anything in spanish :laugh:
your eyes, you said it with your eyes

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:50 PM
BTW, I am going to need you to teach me spanish for when I go to spain...

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:50 PM
he gave me an infraction for talking spanish, i havent said anything in spanish :laugh:

If it doesn't look like English, its Spanish. Those are the rules I have set forth.

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:51 PM
BTW, I am going to need you to teach me spanish for when I go to spain...
don't you have an app for that?

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:51 PM
Yes, I have it.

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:52 PM
don't you have an app for that?
No I dont...
Yes, I have it.

What app? Is it free?

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:53 PM
No I dont...


What app? Is it free?

Yup. Just search for spanish translator.

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 04:56 PM
take me with u to spain and i will be your personal translator.

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:58 PM
Well I could just ask my sister to translate if I wanted that...

But I dont want to ask her to translate "how much for a BJ in the backroom while my GF is up here with the rest of my family"

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 04:59 PM
take me with u to spain and i will kill you and rape you while your sleeping in your hotel and run to the dark streets of spain

oh and que se pedro (warn me)


vouch

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:59 PM
Nevermind, I guess that was pretty redundant...

Porch Monkey
09-23-2009, 04:59 PM
he doesn't need the extra attention asking for Ricky Martin's autograph, besides I don't think hoss would want to be caught dead with him

hoss
09-23-2009, 04:59 PM
take me with u to spain and i will be your personal translator.

tickets already bought... Sorry mang :(

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 05:02 PM
tickets already bought... Sorry mang :(

:crap:

what part are you going to?

hoss
09-23-2009, 05:06 PM
:crap:

what part are you going to?

I dunno...

The priorat region, and somewhere else, I cant remember. My parents are friends with a wine importer and his wife owns a vinyard over there, we are getting some hook ups. Hang on, I will poast the pic of one of the places we are staying at.

hoss
09-23-2009, 05:11 PM
We will be staying at this place. We have the entire compound to ourselves, the winery donated it to us for the week.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f127/hoss4131/P1430993.jpg

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 05:16 PM
We will be staying at this place. We have the entire compound to ourselves, the winery donated it to us for the week.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f127/hoss4131/P1430993.jpg

i see jason and freddy crugar in that pic.

hoss
09-23-2009, 05:17 PM
wtf joo talkin bout?

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 05:19 PM
wtf joo talkin bout?

hostel and hostel 2

hoss
09-23-2009, 05:25 PM
Nevar seen.

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 05:27 PM
wtf joo talkin bout?

that shit looks ballin son. my co-work is from spain, cadiz to be exact.

hoss
09-23-2009, 05:29 PM
that shit looks ballin son. my co-work is from spain, cadiz to be exact.

I are excited about it. It should be pretty ballin, and it gives me an excuse to get my international licence!

Should be a lot of fun, bouncing around wineries and whatnot.

crownvic21
09-23-2009, 05:30 PM
obama is a monkey ....just a fun fact

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 05:35 PM
I are excited about it. It should be pretty ballin, and it gives me an excuse to get my international licence!

Should be a lot of fun, bouncing around wineries and whatnot.

bish i got some e-mail my co-worker sent me in which you can see all of the spanish influence in our capitol city of san juan, pr. shits crazy son, they look exactly the same lol

hoss
09-23-2009, 05:40 PM
Werd? I wouldnt mind visiting there either, especially after what you told me about rotaries!!!

Been to Costa Rica and that was the bomb, but my dream vacation would be to Cuba, before the embargo is lifted. I want to see the country that has been stuck in that time frame, I am fascinated by that, and am cereal about it. The old cars, the old architecture, the old technology. I want to visit it.

Glock17
09-23-2009, 05:44 PM
Werd? I wouldnt mind visiting there either, especially after what you told me about rotaries!!!

Been to Costa Rica and that was the bomb, but my dream vacation would be to Cuba, before the embargo is lifted. I want to see the country that has been stuck in that time frame, I am fascinated by that, and am cereal about it. The old cars, the old architecture, the old technology. I want to visit it.

Yeah it would be kool......I wanna go to Sweden next or Hong kong.

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 05:45 PM
Werd? I wouldnt mind visiting there either, especially after what you told me about rotaries!!!

Been to Costa Rica and that was the bomb, but my dream vacation would be to Cuba, before the embargo is lifted. I want to see the country that has been stuck in that time frame, I am fascinated by that, and am cereal about it. The old cars, the old architecture, the old technology. I want to visit it.

werd.

if you go to cuba send me some cigars :sneaky: i wouldnt mind going to cuba, but it's def. not at the top of my list :keke:

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 05:46 PM
hit up the nudie beaches in spain hoss.

hoss
09-23-2009, 05:48 PM
werd.

if you go to cuba send me some cigars :sneaky: i wouldnt mind going to cuba, but it's def. not at the top of my list :keke:
Not likely, you know I dont work, right? By the time I work again, Obama will have lifted the embargo and it would not be the same...
hit up the nudie beaches in spain hoss.

Not likely, going with the family, and my wine nut parents, so I will be in wine country the whole time.

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 05:51 PM
Not likely, you know I dont work, right? By the time I work again, Obama will have lifted the embargo and it would not be the same...

Not likely, going with the family, and my wine nut parents, so I will be in wine country the whole time.

:crap:

hoss
09-23-2009, 05:52 PM
Ino

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 06:13 PM
We will be staying at this place. We have the entire compound to ourselves, the winery donated it to us for the week.

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f127/hoss4131/P1430993.jpg

You're a faggot for not letting me go. :fyi:

hoss
09-23-2009, 06:19 PM
Take it up with my parents...

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 06:20 PM
Take it up with my parents...

Oh I plan to. Trust me.

hoss
09-23-2009, 06:23 PM
Hey, worst case scenario is they buy you a ticket! And then no one is a loser, except for maybe spain...

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 06:29 PM
Hey, worst case scenario is they buy you a ticket! And then no one is a loser, except for maybe spain...

Spain can deal with it. I didn't need nuffing bought. I just wanted to chill on the vinyard, drink the wines, and chase the ladies.

hoss
09-23-2009, 06:34 PM
I would say you are more than welcome to tag along, but I has no idea where we will be or what the accomodations are...

hoss
09-23-2009, 06:35 PM
That and the Walt Disney corporation would probably have a problem with you taking a rather immediate vacation...

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 06:40 PM
i demand pichurs of hot spainish women when u return.

hoss
09-23-2009, 06:42 PM
I should has lots of pics.

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 06:42 PM
That and the Walt Disney corporation would probably have a problem with you taking a rather immediate vacation...

Well yea, now.... I propositioned you over a month ago. :(

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 06:43 PM
I should has lots of pics.

That is what you said about the trip to the lake...

hoss
09-23-2009, 06:43 PM
which trip to the lake?

hoss
09-23-2009, 06:43 PM
I will be there again this weekend, after lowering my car.

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 06:43 PM
I will be there again this weekend, after lowering my car.

i also demand pichurs of this.

hoss
09-23-2009, 06:44 PM
Should has.

_AnGeL_
09-23-2009, 06:45 PM
:boner:

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 06:46 PM
which trip to the lake?

The one where the only picture you provided was the one of you racing your car on the boy's bike.

hoss
09-23-2009, 06:52 PM
The one where the only picture you provided was the one of you racing your car on the boy's bike.

Dood, that was trip to the ocean...

Spider Monkey
09-23-2009, 06:52 PM
Dood, that was trip to the ocean...

Well had I see some pictures of the bitch, I probably would have known that.

hoss
09-23-2009, 06:54 PM
I was too drunk for that...

hoss
09-23-2009, 06:54 PM
Ohhhh, icee... I am promising something I cant deliver.s

Goremageddon
09-23-2009, 07:32 PM
Ohhhh, icee... I am promising something I cant deliver.s

OBAMA????

crownvic21
09-23-2009, 07:35 PM
OBAMA????

:bowrofl: