If You Could Go To The Moon

[Spider Monkey]

What would you take with you?

Right now my list consists of:

My Jeep
A shitload of crackers
A big ass kite (those ones that look like Chinese dragons)

What would you take?

[ramos]

oxygen... lots of it :)

[Glock17]

What would you take with you?

Right now my list consists of:

My Jeep
A shitload of crackers
A big ass kite (those ones that look like Chinese dragons)

What would you take?

Eh, a 700cc Polaris atv,Truck load of cold ass Powerade, Alexis Texas.....Oh and a Generator and some video games to play

[Spider Monkey]

oxygen... lots of it :)
That's already supplied. I forgot to mention that the moon was equipped for survival. :keke:
Eh, a 700cc Polaris atv,Truck load of cold ass Powerade, Alexis Texas.....Oh and a Generator and some video games to play


Who is Alexis Texas? No need for a generator bro. Just plug your shit in.

[Glock17]

That's already supplied. I forgot to mention that the moon was equipped for survival. :keke:



Who is Alexis Texas? No need for a generator bro. Just plug your shit in.

She does porno's i've met her before, she's a real sweet girl, but anyway or you talking about those cheese crackers or regular soup crackers?
http://i38.tinypic.com/ayttli.jpg

[crownvic21]

H1 Hummer
Some crackers as SM said
Devon Lee :bj2:

[Spider Monkey]

She does porno's i've met her before, she's a real sweet girl, but anyway or you talking about those cheese crackers or regular soup crackers?

Well the Moon is made out of cheese, so you figure out what kind of crackers I'm taking. lol

[crownvic21]

I'm talking about white crackers to form a pure race :fyi:

[Glock17]

And she was at the Mandalay bay resort and casino back in 2006,while we were on vacation......she smelled nice,lol ....Ive got a pic on one of my cds somewhere.

[Glock17]

Well the Moon is made out of cheese, so you figure out what kind of crackers I'm taking. lol

SM, you've been watching too much nicktoons...lol

[crownvic21]

And she was at the Mandalay bay resort and casino back in 2006,while we were on vacation......she smelled nice,lol ....Ive got a pic on one of my cds somewhere.

cum smells nice?

[Toasted1]

A jeep
Weed
Beer (unless SM includes that in survival things)
Lobsters (no water up there)
Book of matches
Mechanical Pencils
canned air
my cats
a cat tree
some crocs
a netbook
coffee cup
APC recing pedals
battleship board game
r/c truck
extension cord
jumper cables
a blender
PSP
a sharpie
headphones
christmas stocking

[crownvic21]

A jeep
Weed
Beer (unless SM includes that in survival things)
Lobsters (no water up there)
Book of matches
Mechanical Pencils
canned air
my cats
a cat tree
some crocs
a netbook
coffee cup
APC recing pedals
battleship board game
r/c truck
extension cord
jumper cables
a blender
PSP
a sharpie
headphones
christmas stocking

whos wifi you going to be stealing ?? mars??

[Spider Monkey]

And she was at the Mandalay bay resort and casino back in 2006,while we were on vacation......she smelled nice,lol ....Ive got a pic on one of my cds somewhere.
Bro, we're talking about the moon here, not some skank whore.
SM, you've been watching too much nicktoons...lol
You think so? Have you been to the moon to prove me wrong?
A jeep
Weed
Beer (unless SM includes that in survival things)
Lobsters (no water up there)
Book of matches
Mechanical Pencils
canned air
my cats
a cat tree
some crocs
a netbook
coffee cup
APC recing pedals
battleship board game
r/c truck
extension cord
jumper cables
a blender
PSP
a sharpie
headphones
christmas stocking

Nice list bro. Quality goods. And yes, beer is included. There will be grochery stores and shit. Just like Earth, except on the Moon, and going outside means holding your breath.

[Toasted1]

whos wifi you going to be stealing ?? mars??

its would probably just be for pron unless we could get satellite wifi.

[Spider Monkey]

whos wifi you going to be stealing ?? mars??

The same wifi he uses now probably. All of that shit is in teh Internets and the Internets is everywhere.

[crownvic21]

The same wifi he uses now probably. All of that shit is in teh Internets and the Internets is everywhere.

im sure the aliens will let you use some wifi or just anal probe a chip into you

[Spider Monkey]

You mean mexicans, or green guys?

[Glock17]

The same wifi he uses now probably. All of that shit is in teh Internets and the Internets is everywhere.

Yeah, Most Internet connections are beaming from satellites anyway.

[fbi90909]

my iPhone
my endless collection of child pornography.
my 360
my favorite pair of jeans
my 42 and 52" tv's
an animal, perferrably a dog
a super telescope
if there is no transportation given i'd like to take a Smokey granite mica Lexus IS350
postage stamps
a digital camera
a carpet vacuum
a plunger
and my mother so she can cook me dinners.

[Glock17]

my iPhone

and my mother so she can cook me dinners.

Another thing i forgot about...lol

[crownvic21]

You mean mexicans, or green guys?

grey guys :fyi:

[_AnGeL_]

ummm, a girl so i can have sex :fyi: tis all i need.

[Spider Monkey]

my iPhone
my endless collection of child pornography.
my 360
my favorite pair of jeans
my 42 and 52" tv's
an animal, perferrably a dog
a super telescope
if there is no transportation given i'd like to take a Smokey granite mica Lexus IS350
postage stamps
a digital camera
a carpet vacuum
a plunger
and my mother so she can cook me dinners.

Where you gonna drive that lexus bro? You ever seen the surface of the moon?

[fbi90909]

Where you gonna drive that lexus bro? You ever seen the surface of the moon?

maybe i should add a lift kit to that and some mudding tires?

[Volpone]

Now that Alexis Texas has been brought up, it makes me wonder about busting a nut in zero g's.

[Spider Monkey]

maybe i should add a lift kit to that and some mudding tires?

There's no mud either bb.

[Jamesypoo]

Chicken sandwiches
Beer
Oxygen

[fbi90909]

There's no mud either bb.

What use would a jeep be without semi muddin tires to give you grip/traction for the moons dusty trails? I would of thought muddin style tires would be of a decent choice for the type of terrain.

[Spider Monkey]

Chicken sandwiches
Beer
Oxygen
Already there bb.

[Jamesypoo]

Already there bb.

Did not know it was a field trip. In that case... bitches man, bitches.

[Spider Monkey]

Did not know it was a field trip. In that case... bitches man, bitches.

More like a relocation of sorts. Like you did from AZ to IL. I would have thought that you would bring some beads and shit.

[IamDeMan]

I'd bring a harem of bitches. Provided my wife isn't going with me.

[Jamesypoo]

More like a relocation of sorts. Like you did from AZ to IL. I would have thought that you would bring some beads and shit.

I've never been located in Illinois?!

[Spider Monkey]

I've never been located in Illinois?!

Well where ever the fuck you are right now. lel

[IamDeMan]

Zero gravity ejaculation ftw

[Jamesypoo]

Well where ever the fuck you are right now. lel

1311 Murphy's Landing Drive
Indianapolis, IN 46217

[Glock17]

Zero gravity ejaculation ftw

One could really shoot for the stars...

[Spider Monkey]

1311 Murphy's Landing Drive
Indianapolis, IN 46217

Well I got the 'I' part right. All I know is that you're in the mid west somewhere.

[Glock17]

Anyone in Ga, Shoot by 430 Orchard Lake Road rd, dublin Ga 31021

[IamDeMan]

Well I got the 'I' part right. All I know is that you're in the mid west somewhere.

On your map that is a rather expansive territory.

[Spider Monkey]

Anyone in Ga, Shoot by 430 Orchard Lake Road rd, dublin Ga 31021

Hey, faggot, this thread is about going to the MOON, not some shit hole state on Earth.

[Spider Monkey]

On your map that is a rather expansive territory.

Fuckin A right it is.

[crownvic21]

Where you gonna drive that lexus bro? You ever seen the surface of the moon?

which is why i bring da h1 cause its a monster :fyi:

[Porch Monkey]

I can't believe nobody mentioned these yet!

http://www.fashionmista.com/images/moon-boot-free-people.jpg

[Jamesypoo]

Well I got the 'I' part right. All I know is that you're in the mid west somewhere.

On your map that is a rather expansive territory.


http://www.afunnystuff.com/forumpics/notagain.jpg

[Jamesypoo]

which is why i bring da h1 cause its a monster :fyi:

Not without gravity.

[crownvic21]

1311 Murphy's Landing Drive
Indianapolis, IN 46217

hey im gonna come chill be there in 1hr cause of traffic, im serious :fyi:

Not without gravity.

then ill bring a fucking magic carpet....better?

[Jamesypoo]

hey im gonna come chill be there in 1hr cause of traffic, im serious :fyi:


Sounds good. I'll probably see you on my way to work.

[crownvic21]

Sounds good. I'll probably see you on my way to work.

ok well leave a key under the mat ill just wait for you to get home

im not black so dont worry about things getting stolen

[Porch Monkey]

just make sure he brings that sexy dog of his along also

[Goremageddon]

i would bring a billion dollars. noobs and buy all ur shit.

[Spider Monkey]

i would bring a billion dollars. noobs and buy all ur shit.

What would you buy it with? Dollars would have no monetary value on the Moon. There are no banks or ATM machines in space.

[Goremageddon]

What would you buy it with? Dollars would have no monetary value on the Moon. There are no banks or ATM machines in space.

oh well fuck that u can keep ur shit i plan on going back to earth relatively soon :)

[Goremageddon]

Anyone in Ga, Shoot by 430 Orchard Lake Road rd, dublin Ga 31021

now i know where to find pics of ur mom.
:sneaky::pedo::boobies::alien:

[Pootie]

Lube and maybe some more lube just in case I run out

[Glock17]

now i know where to find pics of ur mom.
:sneaky::pedo::boobies::alien:

You come by and behave yourself, I could get you some chicks with no problem.......

[slim8605]

I would just take a laptop. Anything else I need I would just order online as I needed it. Shipping is gonna be a bitch though :crap:

[Spider Monkey]

I would just take a laptop. Anything else I need I would just order online as I needed it. Shipping is gonna be a bitch though :crap:

We need a SUPS. Space United Postal Service!


SUPS WE NEED YOU!

[Spider Monkey]

Yo, sup sups.

[Glock17]

Yo, sup sups.

*_*

[slim8605]

We need a SUPS. Space United Postal Service!


SUPS WE NEED YOU!

:laugh:

UniSex

Universal Space Express

[Spider Monkey]

:laugh:

UniSex

Universal Space Express

I LIKE!

[Glock17]

SM, Buy this product now for $19.95 and well also include our all new moon toilet valued at $250, don't wait call now!.....:laugh:

[Goremageddon]

eat spam hoe


on the moon

[evildave101]

planet express.

bender might be able to hook you up

[Glock17]

And boiled peanuts.