I'm a gay Jew.

[IDSkot]

So, a friend of mine who I've known since ninth grade (we hooked up in 10th grade for a bit, then we dated a week in 11th... but it was an on-and-off sexual relationship. Now, we're just friends since she's pretty fucking nuts.) approached me the other day, and asked me if I'd do her a favor. I said 'sure' and she proceeded to enact a story of this weird guy who keeps messaging her on Face Book, and won't leave her alone. So, she asked if I'd be nice, and take care of it. She said 'do whatever you need to, just don't be an asshole. You can say whatever you want and I'll go along with it.'
So, I decided to take the simple way out, and just act like her boyfriend and ask him to stop. It stops most of the creeps... but apparently he's SUPER-CREEP... and here's the messages:


Scott Levine
March 5 at 10:40pm
Hey, man. Listen, I know you're just tryin' to be nice. But, I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to talk to Nina anymore. I'm not really the 'jealous type' of boyfriend... but, no offense, it bothers me. So, I would appreciate it if you didn't do it anymore. Thanks for your time.

Tchaltonn Pierre
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March 5 at 11:21pm
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Wow, hey, I do appreciate your concern about her and I understand how you feel. I would probably feel the same way, but one last thing, I would really appreciate if your gf Nina could make the decision rather than you. Don't worry, me being persistance to her didn't mean that I want to hurt her or to flirt with her, I was showing my gratitude for something bad that I did that's all, no need to worry. I am not sure I can comply to your statement unless your girl emphasize it for me ok. Take care petit.
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Scott Levine
March 6 at 12:52am
Look, I'm not going to e-thug you around, and express violence. Because, to be frank, expressing violence over the internet is both stupid, and futile. The odds of me ever seeing you in the streets are very low; and the odds of me inflicting physical pain on you are lower. So, I'm not going to say something cliche like, "LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE OR I'LL BEAT YOU!" That's not like me. But, I have asked you nicely. That's all that should be. You should have enough respect in whatever sort of bravado in my statements, and stop talking to her. As apparent, you aren't that close to her. It's not like I'm telling you to stop talking to your best friend of fourteen years. I'm asking you to stop talking to an acquittance, purely for the fact of me asking. There shouldn't be any question in that.

Tchaltonn Pierre
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March 6 at 7:43am
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Wow, to tell you the truth, I am impress by the your ideology. I congratulate you, however be a litle clever. Think deeply and examine if this decision is for you to make. All I ask is for her to reinforce your statement for me and I am an honest person, I will do as she wish. Don't worry man, even if you have threatening me, I wouldn't respond to it, othersise It would have strengthnen me to talk to her, but I am glad that you didn't react that way. Yeah man, I am sorry if I am being insisting but the decision is for her to make ok.
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Scott Levine
March 6 at 3:44pm
She too nice to. So I have to. This is honestly the last time I'm going to ask you nicely.
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Tchaltonn Pierre
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March 6 at 9:37pm
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The last time or what? Look buddy, I am not trying to be rude to you but I am sorry I won't stop until the main person said so, I don't think you are the right person to decide for her.
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Scott Levine
Today at 4:27am
Well, I do think I am. So, I'll ask you again, even though I said last time was the last time I'd ask nicely. I'll extend it once more.
Please stop talking to Nina.
Think about it... she knows I'm doing this, and she has yet to stop me, or apologize for me. So, either she doesn't care (which should be enough to halt the progression of a friendship, or you pirating her pants), or she agrees, which, again, means you're out of luck. So, again... stop. I don't understand why you're so persistent. She's a nice person, and she gives everyone attention. Maybe she's the first girl that has ever talked to you. Maybe not? I don't know you, so I can't be the judge. But, the way you're acting is not only really degrading, humiliating, and a myriad of other negative connotations of "sad and lonely", but it's also creepy. And, honestly... do you want to be THAT guy?


Enjoy. When he replies, I'll post it in this thread.
Give me some ideas to degrade him and demean him more... but not really grungy and what not. I'd like to keep it away from direct soap boxing. I'd like to keep a more of indirect insults like, "Maybe she's the first girl that has ever talked to you. Maybe not? I don't know you, so I can't be the judge." It's more neutral than hostile, but it still packs a zing.

[IDSkot]

Oh, and pics of said girl since I know it's coming...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/n713190314_2340403_405.jpg

and back when she was illegal (to you guyz, lolz. This is when I was dating her. Or about the time. She hasn't changed much. Her boobs got bigger, f'sho.)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/n713190314_1046102_8737.jpg

[Sex Cells]

Why are you trying to compromise with him? If you really feel he is at fault, make your point and let it be done. If you want to say "i understand your point, but" then so be it. Empathize, don't sympathize. Make your point, move on. Don't try and find concessions. This is not a negotiation.

[Toasted1]

One on the gayest conversations I have ever seen between two males in my life. I was waiting to hear the reply about how you enjoyed sucking each other off.

I don't think you need to be all ethug with him but you are being way too passive especally with some feg frenchboy.

[Rashaddd]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/n713190314_2340403_405.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/n713190314_1046102_8737.jpg

damn.

[farmerehsan]

meh i dont like indian girls that much

[Porch Monkey]

For centuries, Indian women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion,but the Indian Embassy in the U.S. Has recently revealed the true story.


When a Indian woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the U.S. If nothing is there, then he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

[Rashaddd]

old

[Rashaddd]

more pics of hot chick

she looks arabic not indian btw, imo

[Porch Monkey]

no burka, you lose

[farmerehsan]

For centuries, Indian women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion,but the Indian Embassy in the U.S. Has recently revealed the true story.


When a Indian woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the U.S. If nothing is there, then he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

i loled on that one..

[IDSkot]

meh i dont like indian girls that much

She's Egyptian.
And she's a really cool person. Which, I mean, you guys probably will flame me, but that's fine. I can talk to her and just chill with her for hours. She's such a chill chick. She just freaks out when commitment's on the table.

more pics of hot chick

she looks arabic not indian btw, imo


Close. ^^^^
She's Persian.

[Pop Da Hatch]

Whats her myspace name, I wouldnt mind sending her a few messages either.

[Pop Da Hatch]

Facebook*****

[Pop Da Hatch]

fuck this thread, shoulda posted in the FML thread.

[Roadtrippin']

Here we go again. Another forum member taking action in his personal life without clearing it though crunktimes first.


Okay, it's a little late now but here is where you went wrong:

1. You didn't ask for anything in exchange. At the very least nudes to share with us.

2. You presented yourslef as jew. The guy was never going to believe this Arab girl was fucking a jew. (I refuse to acknowledge that there is a differnce between Arabs and Persians).

3. When he said, "Cool, I just need to hear it from her," you should have punted back to her. She could have ended it by saying, "the jew, is right, I like teh circumcised cawk."

[IDSkot]

fuck this thread, shoulda posted in the FML thread.

Your life is entombed with the FML thread.

Here we go again. Another forum member taking action in his personal life without clearing it though crunktimes first.


Okay, it's a little late now but here is where you went wrong:

1. You didn't ask for anything in exchange. At the very least nudes to share with us.

2. You presented yourslef as jew. The guy was never going to believe this Arab girl was fucking a jew. (I refuse to acknowledge that there is a differnce between Arabs and Persians).

3. When he said, "Cool, I just need to hear it from her," you should have punted back to her. She could have ended it by saying, "the jew, is right, I like teh circumcised cawk."


lmao!
This girl's a pussy. She won't. She'd rather be harassed than say anything.
Yes. She's a dumb bitch.

[farmerehsan]

She's Egyptian.
And she's a really cool person. Which, I mean, you guys probably will flame me, but that's fine. I can talk to her and just chill with her for hours. She's such a chill chick. She just freaks out when commitment's on the table.




Close. ^^^^
She's Persian.

wait so is she persian or egypitian...

i dont member persian looking like that..... name?

[IDSkot]

wait so is she persian or egypitian...

i dont member persian looking like that..... name?

I said she's Egyptian. I'd classify that as Persian.

[farmerehsan]

Here we go again. Another forum member taking action in his personal life without clearing it though crunktimes first.


Okay, it's a little late now but here is where you went wrong:

1. You didn't ask for anything in exchange. At the very least nudes to share with us.

2. You presented yourslef as jew. The guy was never going to believe this Arab girl was fucking a jew. (I refuse to acknowledge that there is a differnce between Arabs and Persians).

3. When he said, "Cool, I just need to hear it from her," you should have punted back to her. She could have ended it by saying, "the jew, is right, I like teh circumcised cawk."

like omgz ur onn big difference

[farmerehsan]

I said she's Egyptian. I'd classify that as Persian.

nahhh lol persian are iranians way different...no where close to egyptain..whats her name

[farmerehsan]

***

[Roadtrippin']

like omgz ur onn big difference

Like what?

[Roadtrippin']

wtf can this be embeded?

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z65ZuggghEs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z65ZuggghEs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Homeland Security override.

[farmerehsan]

Like what?

this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z65ZuggghEs

[farmerehsan]

i am the cat...persian like the cat meowwwwww

[Roadtrippin']

Pretty goood clip.

But let me get this straight, Persians and Arabs want to kill each other too, right?

[Pop Da Hatch]

shittay thread.

[farmerehsan]

Pretty goood clip.

But let me get this straight, Persians and Arabs want to kill each other too, right?

ya they had the iran iraq war for over 15 years...

who the fuck changed my avatar lol

[IDSkot]

Pretty goood clip.

But let me get this straight, Persians and Arabs want to kill each other too, right?

I think everyone wants to kill everyone.
Americans just kill less because we have no real formidable opponents on this side of the hemisphere...
All the good niggas are in Eurasia.

[Rashaddd]

She's Egyptian.She's Persian.

:confused:

I said she's Egyptian. I'd classify that as Persian.

Persian = Iranian = long ways from Egypt lol

Persian = much more like Arabic

Regardless, she = bangin ass hot imo, at least the face, now post moar of body you bastard

[IDSkot]

:confused:



Persian = Iranian = long ways from Egypt lol

Persian = much more like Arabic

Regardless, she = bangin ass hot imo, at least the face, now post moar of body you bastard

Most of her pictures on FB are just face shots. I'll try to find more for you. But, yes. She's uber hot. I kind of have a chance to get with her again, but she's a whole heap of crazy when you date her. Trying to weigh the pros and cons to see if it's worth it.

[Rashaddd]

I'd go for it, unless she's like a hoe-ass bitch

no pics when you were doin her before?

[Rashaddd]

Trade for my gf? Shipping might be a little high but...

[IDSkot]

Trade for my gf? Shipping might be a little high but...

Hmm.
I'm down. Your girlfriend has an ass that won't stop.
I'll try to get more pictures of her and me Tuesday. But, can't promise.

Here are some other ones...

Face shot:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/n713190314_2821068_2240.jpg

Beach shot:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/TwistedShot/n713190314_5389709_7494.jpg


Like I said, we fooled around in 10th grade, dated for a few weeks (in which time, we fooled around less than when we weren't dating, ironically.) Then we broke up, stopped talking... she went to W.Florida (School in Pensacola), then she moved back to Miami and we started chilling again.

[IDSkot]

Oh, and BTW:

Tchaltonn Pierre
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Today at 12:34pm
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Wow, I like your analogy, you seem a nice guy( no homo). She might be making a great choice by giving you the opportunity to be with her. But there is something that you don't seem to understand, take this as an advice, don't ever make decision for others. I am pretty sure she is a nice girl, but she doesn't have to worry if she said she doesn't want me to talk to her. Don't be jaleous man, my intentions weren't to remove her from your way.
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Scott Levine
Today at 1:04pm
I'm not jealous, nor am I threatened. Don't be confused about me feeling threatened and me being annoyed. It's not really I'm afraid of you taking her away, I just find what you're doing as annoying. As for advice, I know well enough. I've made no decision for no one. Have you ever stopped and think, maybe she asked me to do this? Haha. Like I care who the fuck she talks to.

[Pop Da Hatch]

He is a Miama, FL black man. I just typed it into facebook. Also what does the ITT mean in the title?

[IDSkot]

He is a Miama, FL black man. I just typed it into facebook. Also what does the ITT mean in the title?

I think everyone knows I live in Miami. I always say it?

And ITT stands for In This Thread.

[Roadtrippin']

I think everyone knows I live in Miami. I always say it?

And ITT stands for In This Thread.

I think he was just surprised that a young jewish boy would be mean muggin' a colored man.

[Uncle Rico]

Gay

[Sex Cells]

I myself find it very annoying when some chicks boyfriend tells me he doesn't want me talking to her. Hasn't happened since i was a kid, but it used to get me livid. Of course if it was just a jew i may have just shrugged it off...

[IDSkot]

I myself find it very annoying when some chicks boyfriend tells me he doesn't want me talking to her. Hasn't happened since i was a kid, but it used to get me livid. Of course if it was just a jew i may have just shrugged it off...

Your words are so kind.
But, yeah. I mean, in this role I'm clearly the bad guy. I would never do this to a guy. I trust all of my girlfriends enough so they can talk to whoever they damn well please. But, she asked me... and his persistence is just creepy.

[wasted ink]

So..

She asked you to tell this kid to stop talking to her, because she has no backbone.

You agreed, the kid agreed, as long as she would say it herself. She won't because she has no backbone.

Therefore, she is her own worst enemy. She is the cause and potential solution to this whole ordeal.

Yet, she's not doing anything, and you and Mr. Pierre are having a battle royale.

I think she should grow up and learn to how to talk to people like a human, not have her made-up boyfriend do it on Facebook.

Furthermore, neither of you are getting nudes, or pussy.

You're both getting played :fyi:

But, you made the right choice by bringing this to CT.

:beerchug::beerchug::beerchug:

Just lookin' out, son.



Oh and..
















































This thread has been screaming "save me" from the start.

http://www.analgf.com/galleries/a001/images/ua1046.jpg

[IDSkot]

Haha. Who said I'm not getting some for this?

I won't. But who said it? But, yeah. I stopped messaging that guy. I'm through.

[wasted ink]

Haha. Who said I'm not getting some for this?

I won't. But who said it? But, yeah. I stopped messaging that guy. I'm through.

:laugh::laugh:

At least you're honest. I was about to say YOU BETTER HAVE NOODZ but then I read the second part, and it made me chuckle. And sure, noone said it, but let's be honest. If you WERE going to get something, that would have been in the first post if not the title.

[IDSkot]

:laugh::laugh:

At least your honest. I was about to say YOU BETTER HAVE NOODZ but then I read the second part, and it made me chuckle. And sure, noone said it, but let's be honest. If you WERE going to get something, that would have been in the first post if not the title.

I think I might try. If I do, I'll PM you n00dz first.

[Pop Da Hatch]

PM noodz, psh make threadz.

[wasted ink]

I think I might try. If I do, I'll PM you n00dz first.

Now you're thinking crunk.

[Pop Da Hatch]

and honestly tell that guy to kill himself.

[wasted ink]

and honestly tell that guy to kill himself.

When I read his comments, this is what popped into my mind:

http://www.hamdendailynews.com/images/movrev8.14.06.JPG

[Pop Da Hatch]

If you dont chew big red then fuck you.

[97gp]

You should just let her get some RND.

[wasted ink]

If you dont chew big red then fuck you.

Wicky Booby?

[IDSkot]

You should just let her get some RND.

Red Neck Dick?

[wasted ink]

Real Nice Donkey.

[Pop Da Hatch]

rAIDS NGA DICK.


lawl

[Porch Monkey]

disgusting thread

[IDSkot]

disgustingly awesome thread

Agreed.

[wasted ink]

I see what you did there :fyi:

[IDSkot]

Aww. Depressing.

[Rashaddd]

lol

are you jewish just by birth or by belief as well?

[Pop Da Hatch]

http://heathenworld.com/swastika/Images/rainbow_swastika.jpg

Fits the title well.

[wasted ink]

Picture related.

[IDSkot]

lol

are you jewish just by birth or by belief as well?

I'm not Jewish. My Father and his side of the family is.

[ngsm13]

Feg.

nG