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Goremageddon
10-24-2009, 04:46 PM
OK I WAS JUST MASTURBATE TODAY SOMEONE TOLD ME BEST FOR QUICK ORGASM TO TRY STICK SUMTHING IN UR BUTT
SO I STICK CHAPSTICK IN THERE 2 TRY N I FUKIN LOSE IT WTF DO I DO I CANT GET IT OUT
I HAVE SHIT ALL VOER MY FUKIN FINGERS N IM CRYN IRL RIGHT NOW
PLS TELL ME HOW TO GET IT OUT I DONT WANNA HAVE 2 TELL MYMPARENTS N GO TO HOSPITAL
PLEASE HELP ME IM CRYING RITE NOW
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=28809907&f=169

JSP.

:)
Pop Da Hatch
10-24-2009, 04:58 PM
some nice responses as well.
Goremageddon
10-24-2009, 05:04 PM
MY MOM HAVE A PAIR BUT THEY R IN BATROOM IM SCARE 2 STAND UP N WALK AROUND IT MITE GET STUCK FURTER

I CANT MAN I NEED THIS OUT MY MOM YELLING UP THE STAIRS 2 GO TO SLEEP 4 SCHOOL 2MORO OMFG PLS HELP ME GUYS

What you need to do:

put something else in there to push the other one deeper in, trust me, it will end up in your stomach and you can barf it out

what, the fuck.



WILL THIS REALY WORK? PLEAS MAN I RELY NEED HELP ILL TRY THIS IF IT WILL WORK BUT HOW WILL I PUKKE?

do what i told you, put a pen in there and keep pushing until you can no longer reach the pen

THEN THE PEN WILL GET STUCK...

no, the pen is thinner then chapstick, it will not get stuck, dont worry, trust me

OK MAN IM SRSLY TRUST U OK PLS PROMISE THIS WIL WORK
NO MAN I CANT RITE NOW N MY MOM IS YELLING "BED TIME" UP THE STAIRS THAT DUMB BITCHE OMFG I HATE HER IM SO SCARED


best i could do lulz
Superlifted06FX4
10-24-2009, 05:20 PM
LOL, what the fuck?
Goremageddon
10-24-2009, 05:23 PM
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-maternity-dad-fail.jpg

i think i see some jew in him.....

idskot?
Superlifted06FX4
10-24-2009, 05:30 PM
LOL
_AnGeL_
10-24-2009, 07:55 PM
Wtf brah? lolz is that nga trollin, or is he fo reelz?
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Superlifted06FX4
10-24-2009, 07:57 PM
IDFK bro, he be gay though.
_AnGeL_
10-24-2009, 08:00 PM
nga'z crazy if he aint trollin :\
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_AnGeL_
10-24-2009, 08:01 PM
he got srs problems lol
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Superlifted06FX4
10-24-2009, 08:01 PM
Ya think? He needs help.
Superlifted06FX4
10-24-2009, 08:02 PM
or a beating
_AnGeL_
10-24-2009, 08:03 PM
lolz
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Superlifted06FX4
10-24-2009, 08:05 PM
Wait, he PIIHOB.
_AnGeL_
10-24-2009, 08:07 PM
i know.... he weird.... nga'z gay lol
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Superlifted06FX4
10-24-2009, 08:10 PM
Yea, he be. Twas Glock?