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Toasted1
03-10-2009, 08:11 PM
I shave around the shaft and shit but the better half wants the berries shaved too. To be honest my sack is not that smooth so I worry about nicking it but feel it may be worth a shot just to try once.

I was also considering one of these (http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/) which looks like it would keep the damage to a minimum.

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 08:12 PM
I'm afraid to knick the bag, like the clippers would just get snagged. I don't want to imagine walking around with a cut up bag all day.

bluecar
03-10-2009, 08:12 PM
Even though I am not even getting laid, I use a beard trimmer on lowest guard...I use a different one for my face.

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 08:13 PM
Even though I am not even getting laid, I use a beard trimmer on lowest guard...I use a different one for my face.

:laugh:

Kevorkian
03-10-2009, 08:13 PM
I use the beard trimmer end of my razor to trim up down there.

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 08:14 PM
What about the gooch?

bluecar
03-10-2009, 08:14 PM
What about the gooch?


I am not an acrobat. I think I am doing good doing what I do.

Sex Cells
03-10-2009, 08:15 PM
i trim/shave everything under the shaft. i do it in the shower when the gooch decides its time to lower the sack. that way i can stretch it out like a little bat wing.

Kevorkian
03-10-2009, 08:16 PM
I am not an acrobat. I think I am doing good doing what I do.

Just sit on the toilet and do it. That way the toilet bowl catches the trimmings.

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 08:16 PM
i trim/shave everything under the shaft. i do it in the shower when the gooch decides its time to lower the sack. that way i can stretch it out like a little bat wing.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m198/titansfreak74/Luis_Guzman_in_Waiting.jpg?t=1236734175

bluecar
03-10-2009, 08:18 PM
Just sit on the toilet and do it. That way the toilet bowl catches the trimmings.

I do it in the shower...not when water is running.

I figure any girl that dates me will know that I tried...and thus satisified with my effort to please her.

dragnix
03-10-2009, 08:21 PM
i tried shaving the balls, cut myself in the process. Never put aftershave after you get a cut on your balls

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 08:24 PM
i tried shaving the balls, cut myself in the process. Never put aftershave after you get a cut on your balls

:fu:

97gp
03-10-2009, 08:27 PM
I usually just trim the ball fro and shave everything else

Toasted1
03-10-2009, 08:27 PM
i tried shaving the balls, cut myself in the process. Never put aftershave after you get a cut on your balls

See backup for my original worry, I was thinking of using the old ladies nair on them but it says to keep away from genitals I don't know if that means the peen itself or everything though.

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 08:29 PM
See backup for my original worry, I was thinking of using the old ladies nair on them but it says to keep away from genitals I don't know if that means the peen itself or everything though.

I wouldn't risk it. Burning of the wang and gang just ain't cool in my book.

97gp
03-10-2009, 08:36 PM
See backup for my original worry, I was thinking of using the old ladies nair on them but it says to keep away from genitals I don't know if that means the peen itself or everything though.

Im pretty i've heard nair is a big no no down there.

Sex Cells
03-10-2009, 09:02 PM
its a whole helluva lot easier if you're doing it in the warm shower where your skin is loose and your razor is warm.

dragnix
03-10-2009, 09:04 PM
:fu:
Leave me alone homo
I usually just trim the ball fro and shave everything else
i do this now
See backup for my original worry, I was thinking of using the old ladies nair on them but it says to keep away from genitals I don't know if that means the peen itself or everything though.
I wouldn't put shit on the balls, you never know if it'll make impotent
Im pretty i've heard nair is a big no no down there.

i'm sure you are

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 09:05 PM
Honda Motorsports.

jdawg
03-10-2009, 09:25 PM
its a whole helluva lot easier if you're doing it in the warm shower where your skin is loose and your razor is warm.

tis, i shave it all, once its shaved down every few days and you are golden, really its easy, i do it in the shower too, takes about 2 minutes extra

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 09:26 PM
Gets itchy as fawk when it grows back. FTL.

dragnix
03-10-2009, 09:26 PM
for those who shave their balls, you ever try to do the ass crack?

Sex Cells
03-10-2009, 09:28 PM
for those who shave their balls, you ever try to do the ass crack?

i dont keep up with it like i do my balls. its quite a workout.

dragnix
03-10-2009, 09:29 PM
i dont keep up with it like i do my balls. its quite a workout.

I would imagine. Unless you use a mirror of some sort. Though the mirrored images can throw your hand eye coordination off

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 09:29 PM
Always wanted to try.

Sex Cells
03-10-2009, 10:04 PM
I would imagine. Unless you use a mirror of some sort. Though the mirrored images can throw your hand eye coordination off

I rely on feel. Tried bending down to see what i was doing once, must've been the steam/heat because i almost passed out. Would've broken my neck, possibly with my cocknballs in my face. Not a pleasant way to die.

IDSkot
03-10-2009, 10:07 PM
I'm afraid to knick the bag, like the clippers would just get snagged. I don't want to imagine walking around with a cut up bag all day.

I was at first... and after the second time shavin' the coin purse, I'm pretty confident in the toughness of my tea bag.

I do it occasionally, even if I'm in a dry spell... it just feels good.
And I cut the mane so it resembles a Mohawk.
It's epic.

IDSkot
03-10-2009, 10:08 PM
I rely on feel. Tried bending down to see what i was doing once, must've been the steam/heat because i almost passed out. Would've broken my neck, possibly with my cocknballs in my face. Not a pleasant way to die.

Yeah. I rely on feel, too. I try to bend over but water gets in my eyes. Sometimes, if I'm feeling up to it, I'll actually lather up my fun bag and do it that way. Most of the time it's in the shower.

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 10:09 PM
I was at first... and after the second time shavin' the coin purse, I'm pretty confident in the toughness of my tea bag.

I do it occasionally, even if I'm in a dry spell... it just feels good.
And I cut the mane so it resembles a Mohawk.
It's epic.

That is, indeed, fucking epic. I'm going to grow my hawk out again, just so I can fashion my junk with a matching baghawk. I can't wait for the reactions.

IDSkot
03-10-2009, 10:09 PM
That is, indeed, fucking epic. I'm going to grow my hawk out again, just so I can fashion my junk with a matching baghawk. I can't wait for the reactions.

The reactions are nothing short of miraculous. Compliments will follow.

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 10:10 PM
Meh, I tried it in the shower once. Bent to see what I was doing like mentioned above, farted, gagged, and quit.

Shower farts FTMFL :(

IDSkot
03-10-2009, 10:10 PM
Meh, I tried it in the shower once. Bent to see what I was doing like mentioned above, farted, gagged, and quit.

Shower farts FTMFL :(

Fuck yeah. I don't understand why they have a completely different smell. It's the waft of DEATH.

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 10:12 PM
Fuck yeah. I don't understand why they have a completely different smell. It's the waft of DEATH.

Fucking Insta-Death :fyi:

Rashaddd
03-10-2009, 10:17 PM
my gf shaves them for me

Captain Ahab
03-10-2009, 10:19 PM
Yes.

In fact, shaved them tonight b/c this thread reminded me I hadn't in a while. lawl.

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 10:20 PM
CT, Always there for it's members. and it's member's members.

pl8er
03-10-2009, 10:23 PM
I do trim up the balls....but have any of you ever clipped the balls on accident *cringe*

Porch Monkey
03-10-2009, 10:39 PM
my dick has sideburns

darthvibrator
03-10-2009, 10:43 PM
my girl said when i totally shave i look like a little boy.

i dont know if she means cause theres no pubes, or cause my dicks so small.

see seems to like it trimmed, but not shaven. works for me.

darthvibrator
03-10-2009, 10:44 PM
I do trim up the balls....but have any of you ever clipped the balls on accident *cringe*

ive always wondered what would be the most painful thing in life to experience.

so far ive come up with

1) a nail clipper to the head of your penis

2) a nail clipper to one of your big front teeth

just imagine....

wasted ink
03-10-2009, 10:45 PM
ive always wondered what would be the most painful thing in life to experience.

so far ive come up with

1) a nail clipper to the head of your penis

2) a nail clipper to one of your big front teeth
just imagine....


That gave me a chill.

icpurplepplalot
03-10-2009, 11:58 PM
I shave teh berries, and trim around the twig, or tree in this case :p

dragnix
03-11-2009, 12:00 AM
I shave teh berries, and trim around the twig, or tree in this case :p

I bet you're real proud of that bonsai

icpurplepplalot
03-11-2009, 12:15 AM
:laugh:

icpurplepplalot
03-11-2009, 12:15 AM
Damn proud

dragnix
03-11-2009, 12:16 AM
Gotta love yourself or no one loves you

icpurplepplalot
03-11-2009, 12:17 AM
True dat

dragnix
03-11-2009, 12:18 AM
i'm trying to get a pix of your penis, but google image is the slowz

dragnix
03-11-2009, 12:18 AM
http://www.appealingflowers.com/images/bonsai-tree.jpg

that's a whole lot of trimming to be done

icpurplepplalot
03-11-2009, 12:19 AM
http://www.appealingflowers.com/images/bonsai-tree.jpg

that's a whole lot of trimming to be done

Hot link failz

dragnix
03-11-2009, 12:21 AM
failz? Where?

slim8605
03-11-2009, 12:26 AM
I shave cock and balls. Snagged the sack before. Definitely not a good experience. :crap:

I started doing it a couple of years ago and just can't go back to a bush. Shaved makes it look bigger

Pop Da Hatch
03-11-2009, 12:28 AM
do so in the shower, works everytime.

sks_lex
03-11-2009, 12:32 AM
Honda Motorsports.

+1

dragnix
03-11-2009, 12:33 AM
I shave cock and balls. Snagged the sack before. Definitely not a good experience. :crap:

I started doing it a couple of years ago and just can't go back to a bush. Shaved makes it look bigger
i'm sure it must be very hard for you to do

John3000
03-11-2009, 05:47 AM
Fuck yeah. I don't understand why they have a completely different smell. It's the waft of DEATH.

Its like an invisible fog, that smells like shit........:crap:

my girl said when i totally shave i look like a little boy.

i dont know if she means cause theres no pubes, or cause my dicks so small.

see seems to like it trimmed, but not shaven. works for me.

:laugh: I have wondered about shaving all the pubes, but I am worried about irritation when that shit grows back.

BobbyDD
03-11-2009, 08:57 AM
I did it once, never again though. Too much blood.:crap:

Spider Monkey
03-11-2009, 10:34 AM
That gave me a chill.

Me too. HAHAHAHA