I just got contacts.

[Porch Monkey]

This could take a while to get used to. Took about 20min just to get the 1st one in my right eye. lol

[Bender]

you will be used to them in a couple days. I have had them for a while and i can get them both in in about 30 seconds. Contacts are so much better than glasses

[_AnGeL_]

fuck your contacts.

[Porch Monkey]

fuck you pendejo

[_AnGeL_]

INFRACTED!





































oh wait :crap:

[Porch Monkey]

done

[_AnGeL_]

:keke:

[Glock17]

So how do they feel?

[IamDeMan]

Fuck your eyes!

[SiZcO]

i heard they were uncomfortable at first.

[Bender]

fuck your contacts.

fuck your flu

[Bender]

i heard they were uncomfortable at first.

they are...not too bad tho. its worth it when you get used to them

[_AnGeL_]

fuck your flu

i no haz flu :wat:

[Goremageddon]

fuck you face fucker

[Goremageddon]

i love contacts under certain conditions

[sks_lex]

20 minutes isnt too bad. Ive seen people take 45 minutes to get one in. Whats your prescription?

[Goremageddon]

i can plop them bishes in a second

[Porch Monkey]

right eye has a astigmatism, my eyes were pretty bad and he never told me what I was though

[Goremageddon]

it would say on ur contact case or the prscription he gave you

[Goremageddon]

but who the fuck cares what ur perscription is ur obviously blind

[Porch Monkey]

never got a case, I just peeled them out of a package and put them on

[Porch Monkey]

my right eye is turning redish pink and is burning and it's getting hard to see out of it :(

[Spider Monkey]

I'm finally getting glasses on Monday to replace the ones I lost out my window as a teenager.

[Jamesypoo]

I tried putting in my roommates blue demo contacts last night. I've never put any in before. I gave up after 20 minutes.

[Porch Monkey]

I know the feeling.

[Spider Monkey]

I don't like sticking things in my eyes.

[Porch Monkey]

You didn't say that last night.

[Spider Monkey]

You're right. I didn't say much at all last night. I was alone.

[Porch Monkey]

only in the bathroom

[hoss]

You're right. I didn't say much at all last night. I was alone.

Alone and drunk?

[hoss]

I could never put anything in my eyes... Contacts would not work for me.

[hoss]

But then again, I'm the juggernaut, bitch.

[Spider Monkey]

Alone and drunk?

Well duh. I was working on my computer.

[hoss]

Fair enough, wish my bidge would leave me alone when I wanted to get a good drunk going.

She is driving me to the bar sunday to watch the game though... She will drive me there, and then come pick me up when it is over. I can settle for that.

[Spider Monkey]

Fair enough, wish my bidge would leave me alone when I wanted to get a good drunk going.

She is driving me to the bar sunday to watch the game though... She will drive me there, and then come pick me up when it is over. I can settle for that.

lolz Good girl.

[hoss]

lolz Good girl.
Oh its even better than it sounds, she wanted me to go to the bar with friends so that she could clean the house while I was gone lol.

Apparently otherwise I am just in her way when she is cleaning :shrug:

[Spider Monkey]

Oh its even better than it sounds, she wanted me to go to the bar with friends so that she could clean the house while I was gone lol.

Apparently otherwise I am just in her way when she is cleaning :shrug:

Whao.

[hoss]

My pimp hand, I keep it strong.

[Spider Monkey]

I see this.

[conversehtnut]

Oh its even better than it sounds, she wanted me to go to the bar with friends so that she could clean the house while I was gone lol.

Apparently otherwise I am just in her way when she is cleaning :shrug:

you trained her well

[Goremageddon]

I suggest doing this...


SFW


http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4421/yoooooousd1.png

Much easier to gets teh contacts

[maddskillzz]

Lasik wasnt an option for joo??

Could get permanent contacts put in..10g's will get it done..

[Porch Monkey]

lasik is $2800, give me the money and I'll do it

[hoss]

I couldnt do lasik either... I saw the episode of "how its made" where they did lasik, I nearly cried...

[Porch Monkey]

lol the doctor was like you're a great candidate for lasik, I have a $200 off coupon for you if you're up to it which would make it $2600

Even he wore glasses. LOL

[Goremageddon]

Lol. I heard Lasik isn't good anyway and theres safer techniques now.

[Superlifted06FX4]

Lol. I heard Lasik isn't good anyway and theres safer techniques now.

Like what?

[IDSkot]

i heard they were uncomfortable at first.

They aren't. It takes a while to put them in at first. I mean, I CAN put them in with out a mirror at this point... but it's easier with a mirror. I've had them for a year or so.

[J31Bro]

i can plop them bishes in a second

I can do it with my eyes closed.

:turbo:

[Superlifted06FX4]

Skillz ITT

[Goremageddon]

you guys are noobs they use a new radio concentrated tool to correct eye sight which allows people with poor vision to still fly aircraft in the military unlike Lasik where it weakens your eyes and you would have goop flying above mach 3


i dont feel like looking up the info on it but im sure if ur interested u could find the information.

[Goremageddon]

im not saying its cheaper then lasik :fyi:

[tapout]

search lasek, not lasik.
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[Goremageddon]

LAY-sack











(on ur lips )

[Porch Monkey]

sad day, I lost one :(

[_AnGeL_]

how?

[Porch Monkey]

fell out

[_AnGeL_]

FTL

[icpurplepplalot]

I have perfect vision....