Fuck shaving my fucking jewy shylock face in it's fucking ass, God damnit.

[IDSkot]

I have a really rigid face. (defined jaw line @ nearly a 90 degree angle. It sucks when trying to shave by the ear. I can never get the tuft of hair right on the fucking curve.

I apologize if this is something basic. I grew up with out a Dad, and my brother never shaves. So, shit like this was never taught to me. Ever now and then I manage to shave it... but I sat in my bathroom for 5 minutes trying to get one small tuft. It's so annoying. :banghead:

[Pop Da Hatch]

my barber is able to cut my hair properly.

[IDSkot]

my barber is able to cut my hair properly.

I don't go to a barber. Doesn't seem worth it to me.

[Pop Da Hatch]

I suppose, but I cant properly cut the area you describe nor do I have the equipment for doing so. Now if I was cutting someone elses hair I could do work, but my own is just to ackward and doesnt come out right.

[IDSkot]

I suppose, but I cant properly cut the area you describe nor do I have the equipment for doing so. Now if I was cutting someone elses hair I could do work, but my own is just to ackward and doesnt come out right.

Eh, I mean on my chin. Not my actual hair hair. My beard. There's this one part right underneath the ear where the jaw bone connects to your skull. Like, where it swivels. There's a tuft of hair I can never fucking get.

[icpurplepplalot]

Grow a beard you pansy

[rusty_armadillo]

x2 on the beard idea

[Pootie]

Cut your head off problem solved /

[hoss]

Ive never had that much of an issue with shaving... I shave as little as possible though, havent picked up my razor in several weeks.

[IamDeMan]

Those with balls that have dropped, have no problems.

[wasted ink]

When I looked at the thread title quickly, I thought it was about shaving your ass. I'm like, don't we already have a thread about that?

[Spider Monkey]

Suck your chin in when you shave the ridge, no0b.

[90lac]

When I looked at the thread title quickly, I thought it was about shaving your ass. I'm like, don't we already have a thread about that?

i shave my ass who was a hairy ass any way

[scarolinablazin]

who the fuck has to be taught how to shave?? don't cut your own throat dumb shit

[icpurplepplalot]

Ive never had that much of an issue with shaving... I shave as little as possible though, havent picked up my razor in several weeks.

I'm on a about a year now, though I do trim occasionally with the trimmer if you count that.

[icpurplepplalot]

who the fuck has to be taught how to shave?? don't cut your own throat dumb shit

imposter

[hoss]

I'm on a about a year now, though I do trim occasionally with the trimmer if you count that.

I think I am at a month, but I also trim it up every week or so. I dont want to be canta claus or look like a POS Harley owner. Although in their defense, not everyone that owns a Harley is a POS, but their motorcycle is.

[icpurplepplalot]

I think I am at a month, but I also trim it up every week or so. I dont want to be canta claus or look like a POS Harley owner. Although in their defense, not everyone that owns a Harley is a POS, but their motorcycle is.

I like the bearded look on me, and I don't grow it out that long, though I am thinking about it for shits and giggles.

I'm not too fond of Harley either, some of their bikes are nice. I'm thinking about trying to pick up a Ducati Monster though.

[hoss]

Sexy machine.

[icpurplepplalot]

Hellz yeah.

[IDSkot]

Grow a beard you pansy

The sad truth is I can't. My facial hair is just now starting to grow in. But it's too itchy and poky. I'd rather just shave it all off.

Suck your chin in when you shave the ridge, no0b.

I dunno. That doesn't work with me. It kind of crinkles the skin I'm trying to shave when I do that. But when I push my jaw out it kind of levels out the skin.

[Uncle Rico]

Sounds like you need some more cowbell.

[joetama]

Shave why?

I'm constantly rocking the 3 days not shaven look. Mostly because I don't shave but trim so it doesn't turn into a neck beard.

[dragnix]

so you can shave your balls, your asshole, but have troubles with your face? Makes sense

[joetama]

No shave balls & ass... That would suck.

[dragnix]

IDskot told me he does, and a damn good job at it too

[IDSkot]

so you can shave your balls, your asshole, but have troubles with your face? Makes sense

Fuck yeah. I can see those things just fine.
I can't see behind my chiseled jaw line.

[joetama]

Oh? I don't even want to know how you know.

[dragnix]

Fuck yeah. I can see those things just fine.
I can't see behind my chiseled jaw line.
bullshit. Go by feel, like how you do your asshole
Oh? I don't even want to know how you know.

Imagine Linda Blair, but hairier

[IDSkot]

bullshit. Go by feel, like how you do your asshole

It feels goood.

[joetama]

bullshit. Go by feel, like how you do your asshole


Imagine Linda Blair, but hairier

I just puked up some gin.. Thanks.

[dragnix]

did you give her some gin and she give you some head?

[joetama]

did you give her some gin and she give you some head?

Not, but this might be even more nasty than the exorcist.


http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u158/The_Not_SId/ewww.jpg

[hoss]

mmm, just how I like them... Large, black, and next to Bill Cosby.

[dragnix]

ughhhh....wonder if she can make it clap

[joetama]

ughhhh....wonder if she can make it clap

Give you clap? If you could find her vagina.

[fbi90909]

i have very little facial hair. apparently i'm not MAN enough yet. :/

[joetama]

i have very little facial hair. apparently i'm not MAN enough yet. :/

I'm 23 and can't grow sideburns. My brother who is 2 years younger has had sideburns since he was about 13. Ok that might be slightly exaggerated but he makes fun of me none the less.

[dragnix]

Give you clap? If you could find her vagina.
Don't need a vagina, just need to find a roll on her somewhere
I'm 23 and can't grow sideburns. My brother who is 2 years younger has had sideburns since he was about 13. Ok that might be slightly exaggerated but he makes fun of me none the less.

I can only grow a goatee :(

[IDSkot]

i have very little facial hair. apparently i'm not MAN enough yet. :/

I'm 18 and I can't grow a mustache.

[joetama]

Don't need a vagina, just need to find a roll on her somewhere


I can only grow a goatee :(

So can the chick in the picture. ;)

[fbi90909]

i'm 26 going on 27 and can only grow a mini goatee and a mustache like pedro... :/

[joetama]

i'm 26 going on 27 and can only grow a mini goatee and a mustache like pedro... :/

Some people just aren't hairy I guess... Oh well, I guess I can cross that sweet ass mustache off my list of things to have.

[dragnix]

Some people just aren't hairy I guess... Oh well, I guess I can cross that sweet ass mustache off my list of things to have.

I'm pretty much hairless until you get to my balls and ass. Don't want no mustache either

[IDSkot]

Some people just aren't hairy I guess... Oh well, I guess I can cross that sweet ass mustache off my list of things to have.

Yeah. It's weird, by 18 my brother had a beard that roughly resembled Kimbo Slice's. At this point in time, he has a lot of chest hair, and even back hair. (He's 22.) I'm 18, I can't grow a mustache, I just started getting stubble on my neck, and I have no chest hair (or back hair.)

[fbi90909]

I'm pretty much hairless until you get to my balls and ass. Don't want no mustache either

x2 about the balls and ass, i have grizzly legs too. i wanna grow a full beard damn it! :(

[dragnix]

x2 about the balls and ass, i have grizzly legs too. i wanna grow a full beard damn it! :(

got none on the legs

[dragnix]

So can the chick in the picture. ;)

i'm sure she can do a full blown beard

[joetama]

i'm sure she can do a full blown beard

No the chaffing rubs most places smooth. ;)

[IDSkot]

I have hairy ass legs up to my knee. Then I have nearly no hair until my ass / tea bag.
I also have a happy trail.

[dragnix]

No the chaffing rubs most places smooth. ;)

burns that shit like a wild brush fire

[joetama]

burns that shit like a wild brush fire

I've heard of trimming the brush, but girl you done scorched the earth.

[IDSkot]

I've heard of trimming the brush, but girl you done scorched the earth.

I dated this girl who wouldn't let me see her if she had ANY sort of stubble. It kinda sucked. Until I realized that I oculd say she got me riled up, and she'd blow me off while I watched Scrubs.

[joetama]

I dated this girl who wouldn't let me see her if she had ANY sort of stubble. It kinda sucked. Until I realized that I oculd say she got me riled up, and she'd blow me off while I watched Scrubs.

Oh?

[dragnix]

I dated this girl who wouldn't let me see her if she had ANY sort of stubble. It kinda sucked. Until I realized that I oculd say she got me riled up, and she'd blow me off while I watched Scrubs.

Was that sentence in English? Because i don't get it

[IDSkot]

Oh?

Yeah. She was great. I kind of miss her. She used to give me head while I played Guitar Hero. It was so I wouldn't beat her high score.
Silly whore.

I'm a winner. I always beat high scores.

[IDSkot]

Was that sentence in English? Because i don't get it

It was in Jew.

[dragnix]

Yeah. She was great. I kind of miss her. She used to give me head while I played Guitar Hero. It was so I wouldn't beat her high score.
Silly whore.

I'm a winner. I always beat high scores.

oh i see, blow me off doesn't mean fuck you

[dragnix]

It was in Jew.

Fuck you Moses

[IDSkot]

oh i see, blow me off doesn't mean fuck you

Blow me off = Giving me head.

[IDSkot]

Fuck you Moses

Let my people go!

[dragnix]

Bring my first born back

[IDSkot]

Bring my first born back

Nice ninja edit.
Fuck your first born.

[joetama]

It was in Jew.

I could translate.

Fuck you Moses

LAWL.

Show me a magic trick

The only one I can do the is the one Joker does.

[IDSkot]

The only one I can do the is the one Joker does.

I can make a dollar disappear... you just have to give me a dollar.

[dragnix]

Nice ninja edit.
Fuck your first born.
Very nice, fuck the mom who raised the kid and let him die


The only one I can do the is the one Joker does.
bet you shove that one up your ass
I can make a dollar disappear... you just have to give me a dollar.

you shove it up your ass too?

[IDSkot]

Very nice, fuck the mom who raised the kid and let him die

bet you shove that one up your ass


you shove it up your ass too?

I can shove a lot more than that up there.

[joetama]

Very nice, fuck the mom who raised the kid and let him die

bet you shove that one up your ass


you shove it up your ass too?


Uhh no...

[dragnix]

I can shove a lot more than that up there.
A dick is bigger than a dollar
Uhh no...

What other hole do you have?

[IDSkot]

A dick is bigger than a dollar


What other hole do you have?

You're a :feg:

[Sex Cells]

wat a shame wat a shame

[darthvibrator]

hahahahahah fucking title change, and what a fantastic title it has become.

[dragnix]

wonderful

[IDSkot]

Title == win.

[joetama]

I enjoy this new title..