Oh Shit Son, exgf wants to hang out.

[joetama]

I dated this girl for almost 2 years. Broke up with her because everything we did was totally miserable, sex was terrible and no fun, and my future plans didn't match up at all with hers.

Well, it took me a while to get over her even though I am the one that broke it off. I now am finally over her and have several other prospects in my sights. But, today she got back from Paris on a school trip and I find this following message in my inbox:

Hey now that I'm back we should get together for lunch or drinks or something and catch up, it's been awhile. I'm off the rest of this week, working on things and hanging out so I'll be around. I your break this week as well?
-Erin

I'm thinking of different ways that I can play this without exposing myself to anything negative. Well I guess I should say negative for me.

Any thoughts?

[pl8er]

Drinks is usually harmless. You wanting to hit it?

[Porch Monkey]

take pics, post nudes

[Toasted1]

If you are in a dry spell go hit it if you are already getting poon elsewhere go hit it.

If you have the emotional part cut off having an ex as a bootie buddy can be handy.

[slim8605]

In for future pics

[joetama]

Drinks is usually harmless. You wanting to hit it?

Well here is the thing. I know how this girl things. I'm not sure exactly what this is however other than a few days ago before she went to Paris she wouldn't even talk to me. I emailed her a question about something worth value that I couldn't find thinking I might have left it at her place and was ignored.

So there is a major change of spirit here.

For example: This was a response to me sending a second email about when she was going to pick up her stuff and bring my stuff back.

Jesus christ. I think you need to chill the fuck out. It's not that big of a deal. Sorry I didn't get back to you instantly about geting random stuff you've had for over a month now, and are just now deciding to get back to me. It seems neither of us will even be free untill Sunday anyway. If it's such an incovience just drop it off at my place by my door anytime you want. I'm not sure what kind of things that you even have besides that wine opener, and a stopper.

take pics, post nudes

I don't think you want them. But, I'll see what happens.

[Porch Monkey]

oh I don't want them, I was just stating the obvious

[slim8605]

I don't think you want them. But, I'll see what happens.

Chubster?

[Porch Monkey]

Nate would be all over them like stink on shit!

[joetama]

Ignore it, don't respond. Move on.


That's an order soldier!

I know why you say that. But, if I can exploit the situation then why wouldn't I?

That would be stupid of me to pass up an opportunity to get something for free.

If you are in a dry spell go hit it if you are already getting poon elsewhere go hit it.

If you have the emotional part cut off having an ex as a bootie buddy can be handy.

Truth... You might be on to something here.

In for future pics

LAWL.

[joetama]

Chubster?

No she isn't a chubster. But, she could be if she doesn't watch out when she gets older.

Nate would be all over them like stink on shit!

LAWL...

[Spider Monkey]

I know why you say that. But, if I can exploit the situation then why wouldn't I?


Like what? A free coffee? 89 cents?

Sex is NOT free.

[Porch Monkey]

Venti coffee

[slim8605]

No she isn't a chubster. But, she could be if she doesn't watch out when she gets older.



LAWL...

:crap:

still in for future pics :fyi:

If you think you can handle being around her without feeling something I say go for it. Most people can't handle seeing an ex no matter what they say so watch out

[joetama]

Like what? A free coffee? 89 cents?

Sex is NOT free.

Man 89 cents is 89 cents...

Venti coffee

Oh, there are some good all you can drink coffee houses near where I live. Go in there drink about 7 cups of coffee and do your homework. It's like crack.

:crap:

still in for future pics :fyi:

If you think you can handle being around her without feeling something I say go for it. Most people can't handle seeing an ex no matter what they say so watch out

I had to drop a CD off to her a while back and I was ok with seeing her. Honestly I'm friends with most of my ex's. Only one that isn't but she went off the deep end and won't talk to me because of my political and social views.

[Spider Monkey]

liberal hippy ex.

[UCP]

I dated this girl for almost 2 years. Broke up with her because everything we did was totally miserable, sex was terrible and no fun, and my future plans didn't match up at all with hers.

Well, it took me a while to get over her even though I am the one that broke it off. I now am finally over her and have several other prospects in my sights. But, today she got back from Paris on a school trip and I find this following message in my inbox:



I'm thinking of different ways that I can play this without exposing myself to anything negative. Well I guess I should say negative for me.

Any thoughts?

Find a new broad. You two have gotten back together more than me and 25... I vote avoid at all costs, and that's real talk.

[joetama]

liberal hippy ex.

Yea pretty much.

Find a new broad. You two have gotten back together more than me and 25... I vote avoid at all costs, and that's real talk.

Believe me I have no intention what so ever to get back with Erin. That ship has sailed and isn't coming back.

I do hear what you are saying however. Maybe I'll conveniently be in Portsmouth the next week or so. It's my buddy down there's birthday and he might need a teaching assistant for a weak. (He's a band director)

[slim8605]

As much as I want to possibly see nudes and maybe have her commit suicide after she finds out you posted her here...avoid her. Exs are tricky little bishes

[UCP]

Intentions are nice in conversation, but mean not a goddamn thing in real life. FWIW.

[Spider Monkey]

Find a new broad. You two have gotten back together more than me and 25... I vote avoid at all costs, and that's real talk.

As much as I want to possibly see nudes and maybe have her commit suicide after she finds out you posted her here...avoid her. Exs are tricky little bishes


Good advices.

[joetama]

As much as I want to possibly see nudes and maybe have her commit suicide after she finds out you posted her here...avoid her. Exs are tricky little bishes

LAWL... In the words of Brick Top "Stain on me"

Intentions are nice in conversation, but mean not a goddamn thing in real life. FWIW.

Good point. I hear what you are saying mang.

Good advices.

Truth.


I was originally hoping you guys would help me come up with a diabolical scheme of some sorts.

[Spider Monkey]

I was originally hoping you guys would help me come up with a diabolical scheme of some sorts.

Oh well shit then.


Set the meeting at a resteraunt for two under her name. Lie to her about the time though. You need to get there an hour earlier than her. Sit down, feast, just before she arrives, get up and go to the bathroom. Never return.

When she's seated, she will be stuck with the bill.

[UCP]

Set up the meeting. I'll show up. That would be lulz.

"I have to go..."

[bunkerking09]

set up a date then pay some hot bitch to go with you and act as your gf :)

[joetama]

Set up the meeting. I'll show up. That would be lulz.

"I have to go..."

I might have to call the favor on that. That would be totally hilarious.

set up a date then pay some hot bitch to go with you and act as your gf :)

Interesting idea.

[bunkerking09]

I might have to call the favor on that. That would be totally hilarious.



Interesting idea.

combine the two!

[joetama]

LAWL....


UCP could be my date...

[UCP]

That's a lame ass idea.

Picture this, she's telling you the story about how her lame ex-bf brought some chick he clearly didn't know to rub it in.

I'm just saying it's childish and I've laughed about similar situations with girls... in bed.

[bunkerking09]

LAWL....


UCP could be my date...

HAHAHA! Show up with UCP and just tell her that he's here for the gangbang

[UCP]

More than you can afford.... pal...

[UCP]

HAHAHA! Show up with UCP and just tell her that he's here for the gangbang

:laugh: You don't even know.

[bunkerking09]

:laugh: You don't even know.

but what if she's down with it?

:boobies:

[UCP]

I'm not doing all that again, turned it down AGAIN this week. Good story, my attention span is too short.

[bunkerking09]

I'm not doing all that again, turned it down AGAIN this week. Good story, my attention span is too short.

but you could post pics!

[UCP]

If I did post pics, you wouldn't be able to see them. Them's the pipes. This is not socialism.

[slim8605]

Did someone say gangbang? :bukkake:

:ohyeah:

[joetama]

That's a lame ass idea.

Picture this, she's telling you the story about how her lame ex-bf brought some chick he clearly didn't know to rub it in.

I'm just saying it's childish and I've laughed about similar situations with girls... in bed.

Truth...

HAHAHA! Show up with UCP and just tell her that he's here for the gangbang

That would be classic.

:laugh: You don't even know.

No he doesn't know... :laugh:

If I did post pics, you wouldn't be able to see them. Them's the pipes. This is not socialism.

Them is the pipes... THe Pipes is what they is.

[Porch Monkey]

Take her to a donkey show.

[hoss]

I would say avoid... Even if you are detached now, reminiscing could happen. If it ended, it was for a reason. No need to bring yourself back down, just make up an excuse and avoid the situation, or just be blunt and tell her that you feel it is best that the two of you avoid any future communication.

[hoss]

And FWIW, that advice is coming from someone who went back and forth with someone for 4 years, and now that I dont talk to her at all anymore, I am happier than ever.

[Spider Monkey]

My standard response in this situation is "What Bitch.".

[John3000]

I dated this girl for almost 2 years. Broke up with her because everything we did was totally miserable, sex was terrible and no fun, and my future plans didn't match up at all with hers.

Well, it took me a while to get over her even though I am the one that broke it off. I now am finally over her and have several other prospects in my sights. But, today she got back from Paris on a school trip and I find this following message in my inbox:



I'm thinking of different ways that I can play this without exposing myself to anything negative. Well I guess I should say negative for me.

Any thoughts?

Self explanatory, no? :wat:

[hoss]

Newb in with the kill shot... No sex, why bother.

This John3000 kid has the brains.

[UCP]

I wouldn't go that far.

[Redemon]

HAHA

[bluecar]

I would say avoid... Even if you are detached now, reminiscing could happen. If it ended, it was for a reason. No need to bring yourself back down, just make up an excuse and avoid the situation, or just be blunt and tell her that you feel it is best that the two of you avoid any future communication.

I wouldn't even respond to the message.

I quit responding to my ex and she stopped. While I don't miss her, I do miss sex.

[UCP]

GO get laid then. You're the onlything stopping yourself.

[Spider Monkey]

I wouldn't even respond to the message.

I quit responding to my ex and she stopped. While I don't miss her, I do miss sex.

That was my suggestion as well. If we both agree it has to be the best answer.

[Rashaddd]

So there is a major change of spirit here.

Apparently all that European dick munching and railing cheered her up

[bluecar]

Apparently all that European dick munching and railing cheered her up

Those Euros have small penii.

[bluecar]

GO get laid then. You're the onlything stopping yourself.

I am not sure I want to get on the dating scene...or even how. I don't know wtf I am doing. I keep thinking once things get settled down I will try but they never seem to settle down.

[UCP]

What are you afraid of?

[bluecar]

What are you afraid of?

i don't know...I who knows.

[Spider Monkey]

Where is this dating scene?

[UCP]

They're just girls... 90% of them are so stuipd they don't stand a chance... come on man.

[joetama]

Apparently all that European dick munching and railing cheered her up

LAWL...

Those Euros have small penii.

I'm not worried about Euros having >>>> penii than me. It aint very long but it's about as big around as a pringles can. ;)

What are you afraid of?

Fear is an excuse not to do things.

[joetama]

They're just girls... 90% of them are so stuipd they don't stand a chance... come on man.

95% at least. :boobies:

[bluecar]

They're just girls... 90% of them are so stuipd they don't stand a chance... come on man.

And there lies my paradox.


I am not patient enough for girls who I can't sleep with after a couple dates.

but I am at the point where I am looking for something long term, which is probably not so whore who gives it up so soon.

[UCP]

Get over yourself, stop making excuses. Stop LOOKING for SOMETHING.

Enjoy your life now before you regret it passing you by.

[Rashaddd]

I'm not worried about Euros having >>>> penii than me. It aint very long but it's about as big around as a pringles can. ;)

pics or bs

[Spider Monkey]

Get over yourself, stop making excuses. Stop LOOKING for SOMETHING.

Enjoy your life now before you regret it passing you by.

^^^^Do0ds a fucking prophet!^^^^^^^

[bluecar]

^^^^Do0ds a fucking prophet!^^^^^^^

I know.

He has good advices.

I am not very good a taking such advices.

[Spider Monkey]

I know.

He has good advices.

I am not very good a taking such advices.

Cus you think too much.

[UCP]

I think too much, and these are the conclusions I base my life on.

I could die tomorrow, I'm fine with it.

[joetama]

I think too much, and these are the conclusions I base my life on.

I could die tomorrow, I'm fine with it.

Truf.

^^^^Do0ds a fucking prophet!^^^^^^^

No he's just experienced about everything from what I can tell.

[John3000]

Newb in with the kill shot... No sex, why bother.

This John3000 kid has the brains.


Made me feel special......:boobies:

[Pootie]

:hugetits:

[ngsm13]

Find a new broad. You two have gotten back together more than me and 25... I vote avoid at all costs, and that's real talk.

This.

Don't even think about it...

nG

[Pop Da Hatch]

Spit on her face.

[Spider Monkey]

If you are in a dry spell go hit it if you are already getting poon elsewhere go hit it.

If you have the emotional part cut off having an ex as a bootie buddy can be handy.

Spider Monkey
This message has been deleted by Toasted1.


Don't make me kill you motherfucker

[IamDeMan]

nm

[brynm]

Oh well shit then.


Set the meeting at a resteraunt for two under her name. Lie to her about the time though. You need to get there an hour earlier than her. Sit down, feast, just before she arrives, get up and go to the bathroom. Never return.

When she's seated, she will be stuck with the bill.



This.

[jdawg]

what page are the pics on?

[joetama]

There is no pics.

[jdawg]

wtf

[jdawg]

this thread fails

[joetama]

I don't have any n00ds. Sorry.

[jdawg]

dont need nudes, just pics, i like the mystery

[joetama]

You really want a picture that bad?

[Rashaddd]

yes

[jdawg]

yea

[jdawg]

is she fugly?

[joetama]

No, I just am reluctant to post pictures.

[jdawg]

quit bein a puss

[Pop Da Hatch]

she teh chubs.

[joetama]

Fine hold on.

[joetama]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t262/joetama/DSC01072.jpg

Her next to the bookshelf speakers I built for her.

Not a good picture, but the first one I found. I guess I could dig up more if it is necessary.

[Pop Da Hatch]

clean up that mess.

[Spider Monkey]

Jesus Christ. She now how to do the laundry? :laugh:

[Rashaddd]

she teh chubs.

yep

[joetama]

clean up that mess.

LOL, I hate laundry. So I put it off the last possible minute. Which means I have little laundry piles all over my apartment.

Jesus Christ. She now how to do the laundry? :laugh:

She does, but she wouldn't ever do mine.


Here is another picture.

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t262/joetama/n134800101_30009433_6661.jpg

[jdawg]

you look funny lol

[Pop Da Hatch]

I can dig it.

That gold chain that is.

[jdawg]

but smash that hoe, wtf is wrong with you?

[joetama]

you look funny lol

Oh?

I can dig it.

That gold chain that is.

I don't wear it anymore.

but smash that hoe, wtf is wrong with you?

Huh?

[jdawg]

are you gonna bang this broad or wat

[Spider Monkey]

She looks like Mary Poppins. I've wanted to smash Mary Poppins ever since I heard Supercalifragilisticexpialidoshis

[joetama]

You guys are on crack.

One minute you tell me to stay way, next minute I should go smash her. LAWL

BTW, SM this is for you.

http://ifmomsaysok.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mary_poppins.jpg

[brynm]

I'd hit it

[Randy Savage]

Romp that ass.

Then bust in her hair.

Then take your speakers that you built back.

Then leave.

[brynm]

Romp that ass.

Then bust in her hair.

Then take your speakers that you built back.

Then leave.

This

[Toasted1]

She is cute, depending on how bad the sex was I would hit it again if I were you.

[Spider Monkey]

You guys are on crack.

One minute you tell me to stay way, next minute I should go smash her. LAWL

BTW, SM this is for you.

http://ifmomsaysok.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mary_poppins.jpg

I just came.

[joetama]

Romp that ass.

Then bust in her hair.

Then take your speakers that you built back.

Then leave.


LAWL... I want her to keep the speakers that way everytime she listens to music she will think of me.

[joetama]

I just came.

I bet you did.

[UCP]

LAWL... I want her to keep the speakers that way everytime she listens to music she will think of me.

:facepalm:

[Randy Savage]

LAWL... I want her to keep the speakers that way everytime she listens to music she will think of me.

Then bust on the speakers.

[Pop Da Hatch]

shit on her bed the put a pillow over it.

[joetama]

:facepalm:

:laugh:

I'm not serious.

Then bust on the speakers.

Why would I want to bust on a good set of speakers?

[Randy Savage]

Why would I want to bust on a good set of speakers?

Why do you care if they are good or not?

If you don't like her, then wouldn't you want her to have to listen to jizz-covered speakers?

The speakers should only matter to you if you're going to take them back.

[joetama]

Not if you spent hours building the speakers.

I couldn't hurt the speakers if I had to.

[jdawg]

LAWL... I want her to keep the speakers that way everytime she listens to music she will think of me.

good idea lawl
smash it then dont talk to her again, if she like you so much talk her into piihb

[joetama]

PIHB eh? Been there done that.

[jdawg]

PIHB eh? Been there done that.

well do it again, pull it out, spooge in her hair, leave dont call again
i see no problem here

[joetama]

Meh... I got a night class tonight and the girl in that class I would definitely pee in her butt. To quote UCP.

[jdawg]

omg if you pee in her butt and take vids you will bw the ultimate

[joetama]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t262/joetama/n21412160_35589856_4816.jpg

The one I'm after is the tall skinny blond one in the middle.

[UCP]

Well get nasty then.

[galacticmonkey]

Just ask her if she will suck your cawk while you post in Crunk Times.

[Spider Monkey]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t262/joetama/n21412160_35589856_4816.jpg

The one I'm after is the tall skinny blond one in the middle.


You mean the one that looks like so just choked on a golf ball?

[galacticmonkey]

Possibly all while drift if you have the skills.

[jdawg]

why are you posting and not smashin this hoe?

[joetama]

Well get nasty then.

I is I is...

Just ask her if she will suck your cawk while you post in Crunk Times.

That would be epic.

[Randy Savage]

She looks a little inbred.

Not gonna lie.

[joetama]

She looks a little inbred.

Not gonna lie.

LAWL... Too much deerhunts type?

Rebound my brother... Rebound.

[jdawg]

will you just smash this hoe and be done wit it?

[slim8605]

Take the chick in the pink.

Get the speakers from her and sell them to me

[joetama]

will you just smash this hoe and be done wit it?

Which hoe?

Take the chick in the pink.

Get the speakers from her and sell them to me

Uhhh no. I would rather keep the speakers for myself.

[Randy Savage]

LAWL... Too much deerhunts type?

Rebound my brother... Rebound.

Then go for it...she looks like she's got a good body...maybe if she wasn't making a dumb face I'd be able to gauge her looks better.

[joetama]

Then go for it...she looks like she's got a good body...maybe if she wasn't making a dumb face I'd be able to gauge her looks better.

Typically she is making a dumb face. She's one of those chicks that tries to act tough but has obvious security issues for anyone who can read people.

[UCP]

That's almost every one of them.

[UCP]

No... I lied... that is every one of them.

[Pop Da Hatch]

show her the goat.

[jdawg]

Which hoe?




all of them, any of them, one of them, just fuck somebody, even if its sm :sneaky:

[Randy Savage]

Typically she is making a dumb face. She's one of those chicks that tries to act tough but has obvious security issues for anyone who can read people.
Punch her in the face. Tell her she needs to face her fears.

[joetama]

all of them, any of them, one of them, just fuck somebody, even if its sm :sneaky:

SM... No dice.

Punch her in the face. Tell her she needs to face her fears.

I'll try that out tonight in class. See how it goes.

[Spider Monkey]

SM... No dice.


You obviously have no idea how hot I am.

[joetama]

Still not having sex with you. :fyi:

[Randy Savage]

Still not having sex with you. :fyi:

Tease.

[jdawg]

just fuck somebody, ok?

[Spider Monkey]

Your loss

[joetama]

I know I know... But I know you would never commit to just me. And I can't have that.

[wasted ink]

Are we still waiting on pics?

[joetama]

I posted pics.

[ngsm13]

LAWL... I want her to keep the speakers that way everytime she listens to music she will think of me.

Feg.

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t262/joetama/n21412160_35589856_4816.jpg

The one I'm after is the tall skinny blond one in the middle.

No better pics :moon:

nG

[Maynard James Keenan]

Those Euros have small penii.

but they have SWEET fucking cars. and I agree with what Hoss, Jason and Flip said. Just don't give her the chance. You guys broke up for a reason, and a pretty good one if you did it. So why even put yourself back in a similar situation if you didn't think things will work out? What has changed to even make the thought cross your mind?

[Maynard James Keenan]

I would do SM btw :fyi: :fyi:

[Toasted1]

I see she has a lot of friends deerhunt would not mind warming up to. Maybe you can all go on a double date?

[Maynard James Keenan]

that chick in the pink has the best smile by far. She is cute for sure. hook it up.

[90lac]

ide fuck the shit out of that bitch next to the one in the blue . more cushion for the pushion

[joetama]

ide fuck the shit out of that bitch next to the one in the blue . more cushion for the pushion

LAWL.

[Spider Monkey]

Do we have any results on this situation yet?

[UCP]

Doubt it. Please, surprise me.