Do you guys really give a shit about the size of your dick?

[UCP]

I don't get it, I couldn't deal with more than I have. Is 90% of the male population walking around with innies????

I just don't get it. :loco:

[Toasted1]

My shit is normal according to websites 6 is average for a white dude. I have never had any complaints so I don't worry.

I think a lot of it has to do with watching porn seeing gigantic 10" dicks all the time it skews your view?

Also why the NSFW flag?

[UCP]

Also why the NSFW flag?

Potential. It could go there.

[Toasted1]

If you guys show me yours I'll show you mine.

[hoss]

I'm happy with it, the girl is happy with it, apparently most of ca.com is happy with it...

[Toasted1]

but not in a gay way

[UCP]

but not in a gay way

Naturally.

[Porch Monkey]

DONKEY DICK!

http://www.crunktimes.com/ct/showthread.php?p=20670#post20670

[UCP]

And that's the inspiration for this thread.

[Spider Monkey]

I don't care about the size of my dick. I never plan on fucking myself.

[UCP]

I don't care about the size of my dick. I never plan on fucking myself.

You can go ahead and lock this now. No one's going to top that answer.

[icpurplepplalot]

Nope, I have what I have, and the gf enjoys it. Not saying I have a tiny dick, but don't have a 10'' fake horse dick either.

[Porch Monkey]

http://members.home.nl/twoboxers/haha.gif




LOL yo add this smiley

[UCP]

That.

[Spider Monkey]

You can go ahead and lock this now. No one's going to top that answer.
As you request good sir.
http://members.home.nl/twoboxers/haha.gif




LOL yo add this smiley


So fucking awesome.

[Porch Monkey]

CLOSED? Who gave you that option?

[Spider Monkey]

CLOSED? Who gave you that option?

What are you talking about? UCP of course.

[Porch Monkey]

This isn't a Democracy!

[Spider Monkey]

This isn't a Democracy!

You're right. That is why UCP didn't ask for you permission before he gave it to me.

[Porch Monkey]

opened just cause

[bluecar]

ibtl

[joetama]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t262/joetama/PicardMedium.jpg

[IDSkot]

My shit is normal according to websites 6 is average for a white dude. I have never had any complaints so I don't worry.

I think a lot of it has to do with watching porn seeing gigantic 10" dicks all the time it skews your view?

Also why the NSFW flag?

x2
And even if I did... what the fuck can I do about it? I'm fine with the size of my dick. I don't go around showing it to everyone for approval. I've never had a girl bitch about the size, and it gets the job done. So, :shrug:

[Porch Monkey]

I bet your hair is longer than your schlong. Do your balls have a frohawk?

[joetama]

I always get told that I tear them.

Fun fun fun to get bitched about that. Pringles can FTW.

[IDSkot]

I bet your hair is longer than your schlong. Do your balls have a frohawk?

Yes. I have a Mohawk for my pubes. It's made of win!

[Porch Monkey]

make your own hair gel?

[joetama]

Yes. I have a Mohawk for my pubes. It's made of win!

make your own hair gel?

No he doesn't or it would be made of fail.

[Porch Monkey]

he seems to have no trouble at that already though

[IDSkot]

he seems to have no trouble at that already though

At what?

[Porch Monkey]

nevermind

[joetama]

Fail?

[IDSkot]

Fail?

Probably.

[joetama]

Meh...

[Sex Cells]

Most chicks are kind enough to feel obligated to lie to me about my baby dick so its a non issue with me.

[Rashaddd]

Pringles can FTW.

Still waiting for pics :fyi:

or bs

[joetama]

I'm not sending you pics.

[Rashaddd]

dont send them to me that would be gay

post them for all to see

[IDSkot]

dont send them to me that would be gay

post them for all to see

Well, as illogical as that is...
It's a lot less homo if you post it for all to see.

[joetama]

It's still homo because a guy is asking another guy to see his cock for enjoyment and entertainment.

That sounds like a fag to me.

[IDSkot]

It's still homo because a guy is asking another guy to see his cock for enjoyment and entertainment.

That sounds like a fag to me.

http://www.scudfish.com/images/reflections/2008-december/onlygayifyourballstouch.jpg

:fyi:

[Rashaddd]

http://www.scudfish.com/images/reflections/2008-december/onlygayifyourballstouch.jpg

:fyi:

siriusly dude you need to chill out, maybe at my place later tonight? I'll light some candles.

[joetama]

http://www.scudfish.com/images/reflections/2008-december/onlygayifyourballstouch.jpg

:fyi:

I really doubt that Spock knows what Kirks cock looks like.

[IDSkot]

siriusly dude you need to chill out, maybe at my place later tonight? I'll light some candles.

As long as we wear ball protectors so they don't touch.

[joetama]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g29/FartyMcFly/captain-kirk-wtf.jpg

[IDSkot]

I really doubt that Spock knows what Kirks cock looks like.

He knows what it feels like and tastes like.

[UCP]

He knows what it feels like and tastes like.

:facepalm:

[joetama]

Nasty... I'm never going to be able to watch Star Trek the same way now.

[joetama]

:facepalm:


Great application of the new facepalm.

[UCP]

That mother is dedicated to his ass.

[IDSkot]

That mother is dedicated to his ass.

You're so kind.<3

[Tiger Bass]

Can't say that I do. It's average, but I've yet to have a complaint.

[joetama]

I think girls worry about breast size more than guys worry about dick size from the consensus of this thread.

[UCP]

They're lying.

On another topic. My poor zip-up hoodie has seen better days.

[joetama]

I need a new coat as well.

[jdawg]

I lol, get some extenze

[jdawg]

bitches

[hoss]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f127/hoss4131/7f5a5efb.jpg

[slim8605]

Been there

[Rashaddd]

lawl god damnit hoss

[John3000]

I'm married, so it doesn't matter anymore.........:crap:

[pl8er]

I'll be honest that I'm more curious as to WHAT brought this even up? Someone giving you shit about your dingy? (edit: if so, next time it is brought up flip her over, fish hook her mouth and full force plunge that motherfucker into her ass BALLS DEEP). Should show her how dangerous your weapon is.

I know it sounds cliche, but I really think most girls care about how you use it way more than it being a super tanker. Now I'm sure if your running around with a minnie mouse, that may matter....but I think the likely hood of that is about the same as having a porno sized cawk.

[slim8605]

I haz a porno sized cock :fyi:

Going ballz deep won't bother her if you have a small peen peen :fyi:

But you're right. They care more about how you use it.

[pl8er]

I haz a porno sized cock :fyi:

Going ballz deep won't bother her if you have a small peen peen :fyi:

But you're right. They care more about how you use it.

Unless your girl is a whore, all average guys would cause damage and pain if you single thrust a girls chocolate starfish.

[slim8605]

I was under the assumption that all girls were whores :)

[Pop Da Hatch]

why yes yes they are.

[pl8er]

Once you are married, the thought that your wife and mother of your child is a whore sorta goes out the window ;)

Until you come home and catch her with uncle Jim....then of course she is a full blown whore again. Weird how that works.

[John3000]

I was under the assumption that all girls were whores :)

When they get that ring on the finger, they retire their whore uniform for a bitch uniform. :crap:

Once you are married, the thought that your wife and mother of your child is a whore sorta goes out the window ;)

Until you come home and catch her with uncle Jim....then of course she is a full blown whore again. Weird how that works.

Unless you are taping it............... :boobies: :sneaky:

[ngsm13]

I know I don't...

nG

[slim8605]

Once you're married, does the wife just stop the act of actual whoring or does she also stop doing the stuff she picked up while whoring? I don't wanna give up the good stuff

[Spider Monkey]

opened just cause

Did you get permission from UCP to reopen this?

[John3000]

Once you're married, does the wife just stop the act of actual whoring or does she also stop doing the stuff she picked up while whoring? I don't wanna give up the good stuff

Pretty much all comes to a halt after the "Honeymoon Phase", you may get a bit of the whore back when alcohol is involved every full moon....



Edit: I feel fucking dirty every time I see that 2009 join date by my name.

[pl8er]

Pretty much all comes to a halt after the "Honeymoon Phase", you may get a bit of the whore back when alcohol is involved every full moon....



Edit: I feel fucking dirty every time I see that 2009 join date by my name.

So ask them to change it. I'm sure someone would.

[slim8605]

Pretty much all comes to a halt after the "Honeymoon Phase", you may get a bit of the whore back when alcohol is involved every full moon....



Edit: I feel fucking dirty every time I see that 2009 join date by my name.

:crap:













fucking 09er

[Spider Monkey]

Pretty much all comes to a halt after the "Honeymoon Phase", you may get a bit of the whore back when alcohol is involved every full moon....



Edit: I feel fucking dirty every time I see that 2009 join date by my name.

No0b!

[hoss]

Did you get permission from UCP to reopen this?

If it hadn't been re-opened, hossauge would not have appeared...

Or did it need its own thread?

[Spider Monkey]

If it hadn't been re-opened, hossauge would not have appeared...

Or did it need its own thread?

i dunno. you should as UCP. He runs the shit round ehre.

[Porch Monkey]

Did you get permission from UCP to reopen this?
I don't need permission from some Punk!

[Spider Monkey]

I don't need permission from some Punk!
Watch out. He's undercover. You'll never see him coming.

[Porch Monkey]

I got my NARC squad on the lookout.

[hoss]

how do you know he isnt under the covers. Could be sneaking up to kiss your nether regions...

[Porch Monkey]

no dutch oven then

[John3000]

:crap:

fucking 09er





No0b!


:facepalm:

[UCP]

ZING!

[dragnix]

I'd rather not have black people's dick, i want to pleasure the girl, not abort her babies

[slim8605]

But you don't have to wear condoms because you get to impregnate and abort at the same time. Win win