Quit smokin' cigarettes.. but wtf..

[J31Bro]

My "cigarette smoking" symptoms have gotten 10x worse since I quit..

I will start coughing so hard to the point that I gag and almost puke.
I am spitting out some of the nastiest, chunkiest loogies I've ever seen.
Not only are they lime green, but they're black, brown & red as well..

What can I do to get my lungs back in order? :mad:

[J31Bro]

and I'm only on day 3 without a cigarette & the cravings aren't even what's bad..

[hoss]

Your lungs are still dirty from smoking, wash them out with water.

[J31Bro]

Your lungs are still dirty from smoking, wash them out with water.

this is srs bznss. :emo:

[bluecar]

drink alcohol to wash down the pleghm.

[icpurplepplalot]

Mail me your cigs :fyi:

[hoss]

That too, I mean, if you arent manly enough to wash your lungs like I said...

[Toasted1]

Weren't you just puffing on some 15 year olf marlboros a day or two ago?

[J31Bro]

drink alcohol to wash down the pleghm.

and trade one horrible habit for another horrible habit.. :drunk:

[J31Bro]

Weren't you just puffing on some 15 year olf marlboros a day or two ago?

3 year old.. yeah. I think this is a direct effect from that. :idea:

[J31Bro]

Mail me your cigs :fyi:

:bj2:

[mackin]

exercise.

[Glock17]

Didn't your Parents tell you smoking was bad?

[J31Bro]

exercise.

well this IS the right answer.. but not as much for me.

I can't do SHIT with my bad knees.. I used to play a lot of basketball & run too.. but I blew out a knee & ever since then I've been a lazy stoner like Gore.

[J31Bro]

Didn't your Parents tell you smoking was bad?

My parents used to buy me packs before I was 10. :icon14:

[Glock17]

My parents used to buy me packs before I was 10. :icon14:
Well Damn, they didn't tell me to drink, but i'm 18 and its not a damn thing they can do about it, but giving cigs to a 10 year old is just wrong.

[mackin]

well this IS the right answer.. but not as much for me.

I can't do SHIT with my bad knees.. I used to play a lot of basketball & run too.. but I blew out a knee & ever since then I've been a lazy stoner like Gore.

swimming :fyi:

that shit will rape your lungs.

[J31Bro]

swimming :fyi:

that shit will rape your lungs.

wow. I completely spaced swimming. :idea:

I <3 you Mackin..

[mackin]

<3

[J31Bro]

Well Damn, they didn't tell me to drink, but i'm 18 and its not a damn thing they can do about it, but giving cigs to a 10 year old is just wrong.

Either you're a mindless drone or a well rehearsed troll.

:icon14:

[evildave101]

Well Damn, they didn't tell me to drink, but i'm 18 and its not a damn thing they can do about it, but giving cigs to a 10 year old is just wrong.

future officer, breaking the law ITT

[Hairyballzonya]

My parents used to buy me packs before I was 10. :icon14:

Dont believe.

[J31Bro]

Dont believe.

You're not the only one smarter than Glock.

[Porch Monkey]

steam, boil some water, put a towel over your head, hover over boiling pot and inhale

[J31Bro]

steam, boil some water, put a towel over your head, hover over boiling pot and inhale

is this srs or just an addon to hoss telling me to drown myself..

[Porch Monkey]

I'm srs!

[J31Bro]

I'm srs!

*goes to google*

[J31Bro]

Steam inhalation is a common home remedy for infections of the upper respiratory tract. Between 1 July and 31 December 2002 seven children were admitted to the burns unit of a children's hospital in Dublin with scalds sustained during the course of such treatment.

Interesting.

[Porch Monkey]

Crocodile Dundee did it in his movie

[J31Bro]

Sounds like you'd have to be a fucking idiot to burn yourself when inhaling steam. I'm pretty sure I know my pain threshold.. lol.

[mackin]

go sit in a steam room at the fitness center after you swim some hardcore laps.

Then your lungs will be nice and pink.

[J31Bro]

go sit in a steam room at the fitness center after you swim some hardcore laps.

Then your lungs will be nice and pink.

I need to get 'em back that way.. but no where locally has a steam room.

Only thing local that is worth a fuck is the YMCA and it's shitty. The pool stinks.

[Porch Monkey]

he's talking about sitting in a sauna, which isn't the same

call around to some health spas and see if they have a eucalyptus room

[J31Bro]

he's talking about sitting in a sauna, which isn't the same

call around to some health spas and see if they have a eucalyptus room

there is like one within a 50 mile radius.. and they don't. :mad:

[hoss]

swimming :fyi:

that shit will rape your lungs.

Plus the chlorinated water will probably work better than just tap water for washing your lungs!

[J31Bro]

Plus the chlorinated water will probably work better than just tap water for washing your lungs!

:laugh:

[Spider Monkey]

I feel ya. Shit sucked.

[mackin]

he's talking about sitting in a sauna, which isn't the same

call around to some health spas and see if they have a eucalyptus room

No. I am talking about a steam room :fyi:

It spits out steam so you can barely see shit and it's hot as fawk with like menthols in the air. It gets pretty wild sometimes.

It's not dry like a sauna. Very damp actually.

[_AnGeL_]

buncha quitters ITT...

[Porch Monkey]

No. I am talking about a steam room :fyi:

It spits out steam so you can barely see shit and it's hot as fawk with like menthols in the air. It gets pretty wild sometimes.

It's not dry like a sauna. Very damp actually.
you just described a eucalyptus room

[mackin]

you just described a eucalyptus room

You just described a steam room.

Eucalyptus makes it sound like a room for women and pussies

[hoss]

I would like a room filled with women and pussies... I do like pussy.

[J31Bro]

buncha quitters ITT...

:icon14:

[ThomasG]

well this IS the right answer.. but not as much for me.

I can't do SHIT with my bad knees.. I used to play a lot of basketball & run too.. but I blew out a knee & ever since then I've been a lazy stoner like Gore.


Are you really using the bad knee card? I've trained lots of people with bad knees and they kicked ass! If you want an article to read pm me.

[J31Bro]

Are you really using the bad knee card? I've trained lots of people with bad knees and they kicked ass! If you want an article to read pm me.

well, yeah. I'm tall, completely out of shape and I've blown out a kneecap before from jumping off a shed. :icon14:

[IDSkot]

well this IS the right answer.. but not as much for me.

I can't do SHIT with my bad knees.. I used to play a lot of basketball & run too.. but I blew out a knee & ever since then I've been a lazy stoner like Gore.

You can still lift and do basic shit.
Other than that... just give it time.

[bigtoyota479]

Srsly, the steam thing works. Be prepared to cough up nasty shit for a while. You've been putting nasty shit into your lungs for years, now it's time to get it out. You may also want to try something like Mucinex, which is an expectorant, to help loosen that shit up and get it out.

[J31Bro]

dude, lace ur cig with pcp and u wont want one again fer awhile

I've tried PCP one time.. it was actually pretty fun. Was a good trip.

[J31Bro]

Srsly, the steam thing works. Be prepared to cough up nasty shit for a while. You've been putting nasty shit into your lungs for years, now it's time to get it out. You may also want to try something like Mucinex, which is an expectorant, to help loosen that shit up and get it out.

Oh I'm ready.

I've already been chokin' up some naaaasty shit.

[thegreatestpenn]

is glad I never got addicted to the cancer stick. instead I make drugs for cancer-riddled smokers :)

[mackin]

so my roommate decided to start smoking today. From about 7:30 to 10:30 he had like 6 or 7 cigarettes. :crazy:

Hopefully it was only a one night thing because if I have to smell fucking cigarettes all day I will flip shit.

[J31Bro]

still goin' strong. ;)

[mackin]

It's good you're doing this for the young kennedy boy.

Keep it up.

[_AnGeL_]

lol

[J31Bro]

It's good you're doing this for the young kennedy boy.

Keep it up.

<3 :azn::azn:

[Goremageddon]

buy me some cigs?