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ThomasG
11-24-2009, 10:41 PM
Way down this road, in a gym far away, A young man was once heard to say, "I've repped high and I've repped low, No matter what I do, my legs won't grow" He tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses too Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do.

From the corner of the gym where the BIG men train, Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain Where the big iron rides high and threatens lives, Where the noise is made with big forty-fives, A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees, A very big man with legs like trees.

Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack Chalking his hands and monstrous back, said, "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten, The trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'." — DALE CLARK, 1983


A beautiful poem.

Superlifted06FX4
11-24-2009, 11:43 PM
ok then..

mackin
11-25-2009, 01:14 AM
Fair enough.

SiZcO
11-25-2009, 04:16 AM
oh

_AnGeL_
11-25-2009, 08:08 AM
fuck yo poem!

fbi90909
11-25-2009, 09:05 AM
Faggots ITT :fyi:

_AnGeL_
11-25-2009, 09:06 AM
yes, you are in here.

Porch Monkey
11-25-2009, 09:13 AM
I thought it was pretty fucking ugly myself.

ThomasG
11-25-2009, 11:46 PM
Sissy's ITT

Alpine4life89
11-26-2009, 01:22 AM
it was ok

mackin
11-26-2009, 01:38 AM
yeah, i wish it mentioned something about only working part of your chest. then it would be prime ass shit.

IDSkot
11-26-2009, 03:02 AM
ITT: A lack of delivery.

hoss
11-26-2009, 08:28 AM
Here I sit all broken hearted
Came to shit but the OP beat me to it and made a craptastic thread full of fail.

Hairyballzonya
11-26-2009, 11:10 AM
Reminds me of a poem I wrote in 11th grade, it goes like this...

In a jail not too far, their is a fat man locked behind bars...
In the cell thats made him famous, he lets Glock plunge in his anus...
Stroke his balls and lick his shaft, then Glocks dad comes for a tounge bath...

Porch Monkey
11-28-2009, 07:41 PM
A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.